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Ok i read your advice. About te girl who didn't like school. I wort down my advice and theni looked at yours. You said blow up the school. Something about the black market and thenyousaid blame it on some NEGRO.I swear that was rude and racist. I swear dude your advice sucks. And i'm still mad about what you wort. I'm black and i took great insult to what you wort.
You stupid bastatrd

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I'm trying to defragment my c drive, but it says some file is corrupted, and will not let me continue. I also got a pop up message about a chdish utility i need to run... any help?

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Today when I went onto my DDR game on Playstation 2, everything was going fine and dandy until the load screen popped up and said "System Data Corrupted: Cancel Load?" What does this mean? Does it mean all of the DDR stuff on my memory card is gone? If not, how do I fix it? Please help me!

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My boyfreiend abuses me!!! I mean like he doesn't mean to but like we will be messing around and he'll grab my hand to hard and I get brusies, and I dont bruse easily!! I tell him it hurts but I know he doesnt mean to!! help!!

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my underarms get sweaty a lot! and ive heard secret is the best brand to use a lot but it doesnt work well for me.. i need something stronger..do you guys think using babypowder would work? why or why not.. thanks!!

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ok i just got pro-active and i was wondering how long does it take 2 start seeing results?

and everyone always tells me such good stuff about it.. but has it NOT worked for anyone?! has anyone had any bad experiences with it. thanks!!

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If someone has genital herpes and drinks or shares food with someone else.. can the person who drank out of the other persons drink spread it to whoever else drinks it?

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im 15 and someone told me that my boyfriend -hes 15- looks at porn..is that normal? and like he said that my bf jacks off to it, too...is this normal or bad or what? and should i be offended that i cant make him feel good enough or somethin?

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k so i really really have a major crush on this guy and were friends but i want to be more then friends how can i show him that what should i do to flirt?? what type of conversation should i strike up on instant messenger (bc i have nothing to say but i wanna talk to him and flirt with him and just dont say ask him how his weekend was or what hes into, etc) HELP ME PLEASe i will rate high if you give good advice

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Okay, usually advice on my relationship is the last thing I need, but you know what, I want/need advice.
Here's the situation.
My guy and I have been together for about a year and a half. I'm 17, he's 18, if it matters. This year (senior year for both of us), I'm going to a prom at my old school with one of my guyfriends. In the beginning, my boyfriend didn't have a problem with it, but he just called me and we talked for like half an hour about it. Apparently, he doesn't like the way my guyfriends look at me.
Now here's where half the problem lies. I have a LOT of guyfriends. I mean I have like 5 female friends and the rest are guys. I always felt more comfy around guys than I did with girls. The thing is, I know he's right. There are a lot of my guyfriends that I know like me, but the thing is - They know they could never get anywhere with me because I'm utterly devoted to my one and only.
But he's said he's gritted his teeth and not kicked their asses because he wanted me to be happy.
First of all, how the hell do I get him to stop hating my guyfriends so much? They like him, and they think he's good for me - I agree, he is, which is why I accepted his proposal.
(Don't freak out, it's gonna be a looooong engagement.)
Secondly, what can I do to make him feel better about the whole going-to-another-prom-with-another-guy thing?
There was another situation earlier this year when I had to kiss someone onstage, and he was kind of disgruntled about it in the beginning, but he turned out to be okay with it. When I brought this up, he told me he was okay because he was there to see it, and when he was there, the guy I had to kiss acted like he had no interest in me whatsoever (offstage).
I told him it sounded like he didn't trust me, and he said he did, he just didn't trust my guyfriends.
My guyfriends are like my brothers. Yes, okay, I know a few of them like me, but they're not getting anywhere, and their feelings for me are becoming a long running joke.
So what I do about my boyfriend's issues? He's not a jealous guy, really, and this is the first time I've ever had this issue with him.
So basically, help me out. What do I tell my guy? How do I fix the tension between my boyfriend and my guyfriends? Help me out, please.
I don't mean to be discriminatory, however, I rate ones for stupidity and fours for bad grammar and spelling. Thanks in advance!

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see well i peirced my own ear... the third whole.. its still on the lobe but its far up... see what i did was i took a thumb tack and i put ear peircing cleaner on it and had an earing ready... i iced it until i couldnt feel it and stuck the tack thru with an apple slice behind it and put the earing in.. i cleaned it afterwards... i did it last nite on one ear... and i did the other on about two hours ago... and see my parents found the one that my i did for my friend. it looks a little red and one of them hurts a tiny bit... what should i do about it?

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13/f and I have red hair. It has a lot of body and will do anything but what I try to make it do. So, What kind of haircuts would I look good in? Like, what's a good website to look for cute short haircuts? Also, do you think I'd look good if I put golden-blonde streaks in my hair? I'd put in black but I heard that black dye on red hairs looks green. Is that true? Please help!

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Okay I bought my mom a card for mOthers day and i want to write something special in it but i dont know what to write! Does any one have any opinions? Thanks ill rate high!

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I’m a high school senior, and I’m playing a principle character (but not a lead or supporting character) in this year’s school musical. For most of my scenes, I have a microphone. There are only a few microphones so the principles have to share. All through rehearsal, I had enough time to swap microphones with my designated partner. However, on opening night, I didn’t, and I couldn’t get my microphone on in time. It fell out of my dress while I was onstage. I pretended like it wasn’t even there, and this angered my director.

What should I have done? Is it better to break curtain, or to break character? And what should I do if it happens in subsequent performances?

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my friend said i was kinda a loser and i follow her and her friend. When i never see them until lunch!im hurt,really bad by this.Ok this is were it gets complicated,we'll call my friend [[that is a girl]] K,the other girl B,and the boy we'll call him R. Well,R is my ex and he said that my friend [B] said i was a loser and follows her other friend. K is like "aww i feel so bad" but the thing is,when i check the time on aim K has the same time as R,ex [[R & K's online time is the same each time]] so K probably is pretending to be R,and make up a lie because she dosent want me to be friends with B.But i only see B and B's friend at lunch,and we laugh and have good times. So i dont no who to believe!! And if B really did say that,how can i make it so i dont follow people?and im just a mess over this!!!

--lost and sad :(

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13/f

First of all, not to brag or anything, but a lot of people, including me, think I am pretty. Because of that a lot of guys fall in love with me. Which is the problem, I mean I like getting attention, but not this much attention! I like being pretty, too, but I can't stand a lot of the guys that fall in love with me.

In my school there are 20-35 kids in each of my classes. I have 6 classes. 5 or less guys per class fell in love with me this school year.

My question is: how can I maybe tell them off so they stop throwing themselves at me without being too harsh?

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does anyone know good tricks to getting blood stains out of clothes? thanks

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ok.. well theres these kids in some of my classes... theres alot of them and when theyre not all there its not so bad but when theyre all there (just one class) its bad. i sit in the front row and all they do it sit behind me and make fun of me. they always claim that i smell and they make jokes about it. theyre like the "popular" type so this is cool to them. i know i dont smell though. they just say that because that room has a weird smell coming from the vents. im not one of the popular kids so they do this to make fun of me. its no fun and i hate that class. trust me though, i dont smell, i thought maybe i did at first when they started but i put on stronger deodarant and i sprayed perfume. its definitly not me. how do i get these mean people to stop tourturing me?

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i hate school! i mean, i always fake sick and shit. i try to just focus on my friends being there but there are always bitches and so many people have been pissed at me lately -- im not good at apologizing...how do i just stop thinking of school as a hell hole?

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hey everyone,
i'm getting a new puppy this year. she is going to be a schnoodle (miniature schnauzer + toy poodle) and i am trying to think of names for her. i'm pretty sure that it will be Chloe, Elle, or Ella, i'm just not sure which to choose...help! also if u have any suggestions for other names tell me!

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