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I'm eating too much unhealthy junk food. What are some healthy snacks I can eat instead of chips and sodas? (link)
Apples.

Apples are the perfect fruit. There is nothing in this world better than apples.

And you know what's better than an apple?


TWO APPLES!

Apples work best in pairs.



In place of sodas, apple juice.


Also: orange juice, grape juice, milk, water, water, water, water, and water.

More snacks: Peanut butter on celery, fruits, vegetables, granola, very small rocks, grass, tree bark (but not willow trees, as that contains salycilic acid, a precursor to aspirin, which can cause ulcers with extended use), small woodland creatures, human flesh, meat, and crackers.




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