i write poetry and i want it published in a book like a book with other peoples poems too.... but i dont want to send it online.. so where could i go?
to hell.com
not kidding
-hitler
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I have it! I've been useing special shampoo for 3 weeks but it's not helping! Please help!
simply apply a skin lotion to your scalp. shave your head first if you don't wanna look like an italian mobster
-hitler
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ok here is the story..i was love this guy name jon.. he goes to a different school..but i saw him every once & a while..well his friend cody does go 2 my school and i talk 2 him a lot ..well he told jon that i was going around saying that i love all these other people..& jon got mad at me & said hes not but i no he is .. & i found out the other night that cody told jons mom that i thought he was sooooooo hot n stuff n jon was laughing... & i dunt no what to do..( by the way we dont go out ) ( but we talked on the phone n hugged & kiss & stuff like that ) now ..i saw jon the other night n we was giving me such an atitue that it was pissing me off..n i went 2 give him a hugg n he liked push me away usually he would hugged me back..i got mad at cody n i havent talked 2 him in a while..now what should i do..cuss cody out 4 lieing about me or what.. & what to do about the whole jon thing..im so upset about it .i really need help ill rate higghhh !!!
stop obsessing over him. get a job.
-hitler the goat
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i no this is stupid but, what the heck is a condom?
you put it on an engorged wang, and then stick it wherever you like without risk of STDs.
retard.
-hitler the goat
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this is a kinda gross question but it has got me kinda worried! well I have like dark colored discharge coming out of me and it is around the time for my period but it is coming out like discharge not period blood and it is darker, more brown...then period is! does any one know what i should do or what it is?
CALL A DOCTOR!
dumb girl. god, what was so wrong with the world before the feminist movement?
-hitler the goat
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is it ok to curl ur hair with a curler when its still really wet?
hair's hair. most guys like it there. you don't have to curl it to give guys wood. if its long and well maintained, then we can't resist.
-hitler the goat
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ok, im going to a fifteens party tomorrow(for those of u who dont know, its like a sweet sixteens, but for fifteen y.olds) and i dont know what to do w/ my hair. i dont wanna wear it down cuz its thick and i only like it down when its blow-dried, but i dont have enough time for that...so any ideas what i could do with it?
who cares? i'll pay you twenty dollars to get a mullet. how's that?
-hitler the goat
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i am a 36 yr old mother of 2 boys ages 10 and 3. my mother who has been married 3 times, with her third marriage adopted a special needs baby about 2 1/2 years ago. now, i know that that is a comendalble thing, but i still have a problem with this whole thing. she decided to adopt the boy shortly after i had my second son. my son was about 3 months old when she announced that she was going to get into foster care. well, that was great. so, the first child she gets to foster is a special needs boy named charlie. he has a shunt, spina bifida, and is paralized from the knees down. Not long after she has him in her home, i begin notice that she is becoming very attached to charlie(naturally so). i asked her if she was considering adopting him , and she stated "that's a life changing decsion, and she would have to discuss it with everyone in the family before a decsion of that magnitude would be made". ok that was fine. well, about 2 weeks later she called me and annoced that they were adopting charlie. i told her that i didnt think that was a wise desicion condidering her husband is 72, and she is 58, and this baby would be a life long challenge. in addition to these factors, who would care for chalrie, when they pass? also, the state care worker told her that he wold be adopted immediatly, because even though he ahs special needs, he was a whilte baby and they were adopted quickly. she took my advise as offensive and told me in a spiteful way that they were adopting him! end of phone conversation. i just didnt get it. here i have two beautiful children, who despitatly needed a grandmother, and she would'nt give them her love and time before. i even spoke with her before the adopiton about spending time with my children, because i felt she really did'nt--because she did'nt. why wasent being a grandmother enough? so, i didnt speak to her for a year. well, we've reconciled since. but i still have a problem with this whole thing. its just to weird. everything she does is about charlie. she spends no time or attention with her own grandchildren at all. she's constantly going to physical therapy, and devoting every minute of the day for this child. now, dont get me wrong, these are things you would do, to take care of a child. that s not the problem. the problem is, i believe you cant be a goof grandmothe and a mother at the same time. also, i cant believe she didnt value you me or my opinion enough to ask my opinion first. i mean she didnt have to listen to me, but she could of at leat talked with me about it. they have burned so many bridges in our family. my step brother with 2 kids has recently just cut off ties with them for this same reason. they were hurt as i as well because my mother has maybe 1-2 pictures of her grandchildren, but the house is filled with pictures of charlie. i just feel that she did'nt consider anyones feelings not even charlies when she did this. i'm sure i look like the awful jealous daughter, but its not like that. although i will admidt i am jealous fo my chlidren. for the attention i think they deserve, from a grandma the will never have. should i cut all ties from my mother, or continue to pretend to everythings ok? talking toi her is not an option, because she will not want to hear that she may be wrong.
thank you
traci
cut ties, the woman clearly has no sense of responsibility and reality, and unfortunately, you would end up getting stuck with charlie when she dies if you don't bail. now. she's really put that kid and you in a helluva pickle.
-hitler the goat
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this guy who likes me and i like him well we haven't gotten into a relationship just yet! but he has been acting weird his attitude is depressing! he use to be all crazy and stuff and now he says he's stressed out1 i wanna do something! what can i do?! any suggestions?
do you live near a highway? if so, jump in front of an eighteen wheeler and do us all a favor.
-hitler the goat
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this guy who likes me (Kyle) and i like him well we haven't gotten into a relationship just yet! but there is a rumor that me and another guy (Mark) are going out! and when i see Kyle looking at me when i'm flirting with Mark! and that gets him upset. what do i do? and what if mark does ask me out?! what do i tell kyle?
i don't care. stop talking. get neutered. kill kyle.
-hitler the goat
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this guy who likes me and i like him well we haven't gotten into a relationship just yet! but he invited me to his concert with his band! should i do anything special for him! i want that night to be special. i am bringing my friends with me by the way! what should i do?
orgy.
bring condoms.
-hitler the goat
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i'm a freshman in high school. so is my friend, kendra. she's dating a senior at our school. they have been dating since the day after christmas.. i talk to kendra almost day, and all she talks about is her boyfriend. my friends and i can't take her talking about him all the time - like them having sex, and all this other worthless crap. we want to talk to her, but we don't know what to say.. ya mind helpin?
talk about how your boyfriend(if you don't have one, make one up) is so much better in the sack and how he obeys your every command, she'll get sick of it and stop talking about hers, and you can talk about your regular retarded and insignificant stuff.
-hitler the goat
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I have a friend that i have none for a bout 2years and I think i am developing feelings for him however he is with a good friend of mine wut the hell should i do!!-
sex, but wear a condom. if he's good in the sack, let him live as your love slave. if not, strangle him with a towel and dump his body in the nearest water source. preferably a town reservoir.
-hitler the goat
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Hello, I'm new. sorta! I used to have a old column but my new column username is "Cheer!Advice" and I was wondering if anyone knew of cheer icons, or graphics I could put on my site? I tried to google but I didn't get much. Thank you!
please discontinue talking, breathing, and any thoughts of reproducing.
thanks
-hitler the goat
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ok ive been asking questions about my boyfriend...like me not thinking he cared about me and stuff well yesterday i passed out and couldnt breathe and i think it scared him and i think he relized how much he loves now that it happend to me...he is constantly telling me how much he loves me and how much he needs me...
do you think that becasue of what happend hes relizing how muhc he loves and cares about me???
thanks a bunch!
XxXxAbabiiXxXx
he must be really fascinated by your unconscious body, how it just lays there, occasionally breathing, not talking, and best of all, not surfing the internet. I notice an overall improvement in the relationship. why don't you jump off a subway car and ram your head at full speed into the pavement? he'll be happy, you'll be in a coma, and I can waste my time on other things, like preparing for the final war, and planning on how to start it.
-hitler the goat
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i want onnne soooo bad!!!!ohhh baby
who the hell is this? what the hell are you doing here? are you a girl?
sex?
-hitler the goat
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Wow, where to begin...I hope i don't babble too much but, i think it's the only way i can communicate this to you in the shortest amount of time(basically, not having to think about everything i just typed over and over to make it sound good...). I used to have a bad case of Social Anxiety disorder. It was most likely from smoking too much pot too often and i eventually gave up pot because of my depression. I ended up secluding myself in my house for about a year until i finally went to go see a doctor. She helped the social anxiety part by prescribing Lexapro(and it has worked wonders)but, I decided to leave her because she seemed disinterested or something and wasn't pushing me to give her some answers for the questions i hoped she would ask(hope you followed me there). Now im having lots of internal conflicts in relation to ADD and short term memory loss i think. For example: If i had just started going to school and had some HW to do that was fairly easy i would be eager to get it done and look forward to the benefits of my actions but, only for maybe a couple of weeks and then i would gradually slack off. EX2 If i get a term paper or something to write i have major difficulty trying to decide how to start it and even more difficulty forcing myself to finish it(by the time i completed it it would have a good beginning and a horrible ending because i just didn't care).Now im a college drop out and i still want to learn to apply myself the best that i can but i don't think i can do this on my own. My study habits are even worse now that im out of practice and i can only physically take notes and study for maybe 30 min. without becoming so disinterested in what im doing i can't even force myself to concentrate(or so it seems).TV and pot were both what i turned to when i had difficulty in life. Now, it's only TV. But, im trying to cut back on my tv time and trying and do more mentally stimulating activities ie video games, reading, studying...
So, i guess my main questions are these:
What can i do to focus better?
What can i do to increase my short term memory(because that seems to be a big factor in all of this esp. when trying to remember what i just said, names, dates,...etc...etc...)
Why am i able to rember a name or date so easily sometimes and other times completely forget about that name or date and then rember the name or date another with ease again??
Are there an sites that i can visit that would help me with my problems(preferabley free advice sites but and site name given is appreciated)
Thanks for listening to me and for any advice you have given me.
signing off
Dave
your question is one that warrants one of my "don't want to read this garbage, so I'll wing it" automatic answers.
maybe you should try talking to your mother about it, I mean, its not like its an STD or something like that, unless you don't like to shave your legs using lever 2000, in that case might I reccomend a deodorant that has the spicy freshness of old spice but the protection a woman needs. but seriously, call te cops, he is a dangerous lunatic and should be arrested.
hope the automation got it right
-hitler the goat
automation courtesy of carl, who also thinks you are a waste of life and valuable resources
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Hey,
Ok here is the info. There is this guy named Josh and last year me and him were ...... like kinda close friends and he asked me who i like so well i told him that it was him well then we started like not talking as much and well he went out with my best friend (well at the time) so i was really upset and i didn't talk to either one of them until the end of the year i stared talking to Amanda (my best friend) and now my new best friend (Kristina) and Josh are hanging out and so i don't know what to do can u help me??
~Carissa~
find a way to cut off your hands so that you never ask such a retarded question again.
-hitler the goat
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hey... lately iv'e been getting the feeling that my boyfriend doesn't have enough time for me. We're in a long distance relashionship and i'm always the one calling him, which is pretty messed up if you ask me. He hasn't been returning my calls either, and he still hasn't sent my christmas present. The past three times i called him he's like "i gotta go do my homework, i'll call you later tonight k?" and then i wait till like 11pm and he never calls and then i don't hear from him for like a week. We've been going out for soo long and i really trust him, but i can't help thinking he might be with another behinde my back, cuse i have no possible way of actually knowing. i don't want to comfront him about it, but i really want to know what the hell is going on cuse it makes me so ed off and confused at the same time. [dont tell me to dump him cuse i love him :-/]please help!!
he is busy, pick up another hobby besides pestering him, like knitting.
-hitler the goat
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Over the weekend me and my friend got in a fight with a permanet marker, she accidently got some on my light pair of jeans and it won't come out. I washed them and put SHOUT stain remover on them twice but it still won't come out. Do any of you have any suggestions? My jeans are really light, so I dont wanna to ruin there color or anything, and if I bleach them, then I'll lose the color in that spot. Please help.
the stain will eventually come out with simple wear. only aboutn a month. if not, just cut and fray the jeans there and walk around with a stylish pair of cut jeans
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