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alright so i take back the fact that im done with this advice column. but im just letting everyone one here know that i do have a life, and advicenators is not it. however, im here to help. i just wont be on every single day.

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what does it mean when a guy says "id tap that"

hey, lol it means that he would hit your ass =].

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So I`m dating a great guy named Mike.

Yesterday we got into an argument & we started questioning our relationship. After we were done fighting, I thought it was all over & done with..

UNTIL

He called me tonight, and he said that he wasn`t personally ready for a relationship. Even though we`ve been together six months. :/

He broke up with me & I started hysterically CRYING. I couldn`t help myself, I just felt so sad that he would do something so random. Then like half an hour later he said, "Why would I do this to such a wonderful girl? I`m sorry for putting you in this position!" Then I asked him what we were, and he said we were back together.

Now, I`m totally confused.
Do you think he actually wants to be with me, or do you think it`s because he just doesn`t want me to be sad? :[ Please help. Thanks in advance.

hey, well there must have been a reason to why he wanted to end your relationship. before you guys stay in a relationship you should have a serious talk. ask him why he wanted to break it off. tell him you want a true and honest answer because you dont want to get hurt. to me breaking up with you and then calling back an hour later to go back out with you is a big no-no in my book. i wouldnt let a guy do that to me without talking to him first. you need to get the facts straight on this guy and see if he really wants a relationship wiht you and made a mistake by breaking it off or if he just a guy that wants to play with your heart. good luck =].

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what happens when you dont teach a toddler in sims2 how to walk, talk, etc. does this mean that they'll be like... retarded? or will the social workers come. Thanks!

hey, lol they wont become retarded. once they grow up they will just automatically know how to walk, talk, and use the bathroom. the only thing that you will not get by not teaching them to do these things is more aspiration points for your kid =].

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Okay well i was going out with this guy kyle and we broke up and now he is like dating this other girl and we just broke up like 6 weeks ago and i still miss him to death but they dont even talk on the phone see one another at school or go anywhere with one another!Well she had a myspace but nomore!It is gone she delted it!Am i still in love with him?Im i over him?I need some help!!!

hey, i cant tell you if you still love him or if your over him and neither can any of us columnists. you need to decide that for yourself. if you decide that you do still love him and miss him then you should tell him how you feel. its better then keeping it all bottled up inside. think about the reason you broke up tho. was he cheating on you? what happened. i personally think that if you two were meant to be then you would never have broken up. good luck =].

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well i want a myspace tracker that tells who views your profile and i found this: http://getimaged.com/special/2.php is this real or just a scam? thanks

hey, that would be a scam. it doesnt work no matter how many times it tells you it will. dont waste your time trying because its never going to work =].

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Ok guys, if you were going to use a girl for sex what would you do exactly?
Because I want to know if I was used, Id just like to know opinions
Thanks !

16/f

hey, well signs are things like if he asked you to give him head and you said no then he got mad at you and stopped talking to you. other signs would be after you did something to him, the next day he didnt speak to you or even look at you. good luck in finding out =].

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14/F

okay, so there was a guy who used to go to school with me a few years ago, but then he moved to san francisco. i don't know anything else other than his first and last name. i don't even know if he still lives there. i want to get back in touch with him becuase we were really good friends. I just don't know what to do. can u help please?!?!?

hey, this is a hard one. ask around your school and see if anyone that knew him still stays in contact with him. you could try calling 411 and saying his last name and san francisco. good luck =].

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When I shave my armpits, it usually gets red and irritated and theres sometimes a couple of hard bunps. I use the same shaving cream and razor that I use on my legs, and my legs come out fine. Why is this happening? What should I do different when I shave my armpits? Thanks 13/f

hey, they sell special shaving cream for sensitive skin. its by the skintimate brand. its a pink bottle and its says sensitive skin. get some of that and use a venus razor. be careful when your shaving because your armpits are way more sensitive then your legs =].

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well i was starting to like guy cause we were talking all the time and then he asked me for a picture of my.. yeah and i said no thne he got all crazy on me and started calling me prude and telling me he would never want to be with someone like me. im like okay i dont rly care anymore what you think then yesterday when i woke up i had a text msg on my phone and was like ilove you and always will. i know hes trying to get action. what do i do.

hey, he doesnt love you no matter how many times that he tells you he tells. he just wants your you know what. you did the right thing. dont feel bad about it. you dont need people like him in your life. you will find someone who loves you for you and not your you know what =].

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Ok i have a kitten he is a cyco!!Hes always really hyper.Are kittens supossed to be hyper and
cycos?I give him a slap when he doesn't behave.So please help me to calm him down or something!


Thanks

hey, awwe dont slap him! hes just a little kitten. kittens are suppose to be hyper and crazy. there just like toddlers. next time just tell him no in a mean tone =].

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I went to an audition yesturday and they said that i had potential. They want me join their academy for 9 months of acting then they say that ill be ready. I am so confused. After all this is my lifetime dream that no one knows...Do i do it? I mean i have no support, not my mom, nor my dad, but somehow i still believe and dream. I am sooo confused...wat do i do?

hey, i think you should go for it! its your lifetime dream. why would you just throw away a dream like that? talk to your parents and tell them how much you want it. never pass up an oppurtunity that could get you where you want to go in life =].

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ok on the pets one can you still have kids? like toddlers and teenagers? and can you "woo hoo"?



haha i know wierd question!

thx!

hey, you cant have toddlers and teenagers woohoo. only the adults can! =].

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How can you tell if a coach,Luise Viton, dooney and burke purses are real???

hey, only like real fashionistas would be able to tell if it was fake. like with me, i could pick out a fake coach purse in a second. thats only because i know what real/fake leather looks/feels like. i doubt many people would be able to know its fake tho =].

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How can you tell if a coach purse is fake?

hey, only like real fashionistas would be able to tell if it was fake. like with me, i could pick out a fake coach purse in a second. thats only because i know what real/fake leather looks/feels like. i doubt many people would be able to know its fake tho =].

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Ok so the deal is that i had this boyfriend that i truly loved and we broke up,and he is a liar and its really not worth going back with him.The point is that i still love him.I have another guy who is really nice and wants to get to know me,even though it has been 5 months since my ex and i broke up i still have feelings for him and im afraid that jumping in another relationship is bad.I feel that i might end up hurting this new guy or maybe im just afraid of getting hurt again but im also afraid of letting a good guy go...Should i take the risk and give this new guy a chance because he is really nice and does make me feel something,or should i just be single for a while more until i dont have any more feelings for my ex?

hey, i think that you should stay single for a little while but get to know the new guy. tell the new guy that you may want to get into a relationship with him in the future but you want to get to know him first. go out to lunch with him or maybe see a movie =].

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whats the difference in semi permanent & demi permanent ?

hey, demi permanent hair dye is like semi permanent hair dye except it lasts a little longer than semi would =].

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OKAY i need help..im thinking about dieing the tips of my hair black or purple or some color..but im not sure how it would look..or how to do it by myself/with moms help....soo could you maybe send me links with pics and derections on how to do it...thanks you

hey, if you have dark colored hair you can bleach the tips and they will turn out blonde. i think it would be best to go to a hair dresser because then you know it would look good and be done professionally =].

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16/f

What are some good bras for A cups I am a 32 A and i prefer ones that are pushup and comfort.

hey, well i love kohls bras! i myself am an A cup. i dont think that they sell the bras online or that you can see them online but heres the website anyways. http://www.kohls.com =].

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ok, i like this boy who is one year younger than me (13). we know each other because we go to the same church and we're pretty good friends. we always text each other and stuff like that. but i dont know if he likes me. the stuff he says in his text messages kinda makes me think that he does, but then im not totally sure. i like him, but im not sure if he likes me...any ideas?

hey, well the only way to know for sure is to ask him. since you guys like to text, ask him on a text. that way it will be easier then asking in person. if he says that he does like you, ask him if he wants to go out somewhere. you decide where because you know your own interests and also his. good luck =].

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Well, my boyfriend was over the other night and he had his finger like almost up my......yeah. And he was like rubbing it and feeling it and stuff, but it felt realllyy good. I wanna know if it still counts to be fingered if you still have your pants on and stuff? Cause i did the same thing to him(he had his pants on too) thanks!

hey, well the correct definition of fingering would be if he was really up your vagina. i think he was just rubbing your vagina =].

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