There's this guy named Jeff and sometimes, he is soo nice and funny to me..but other times, he always tells me that I'm ugly..he says it in a "just kidding" voice but idk if he is being serious or if he really is just kidding. It hurts my feelings. What can I do?
Kick his nuts next time he does it then say "oh, im just kidding"
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Hey i got some stomach flab (i think). I mean I'm a good weight but my stomach is poochy. Well i was just wonderin if there were any successful work-outs i could be doing to get rid of this. All my guy friends say it would make me look alot better even though I'm hot already. Please help!!
P.S. I rate high if good advice
THANKS!!!!
You're hot already, but you're fat? Not possble! I would say Sit ups, all day and all night. DOnt think anything but sit ups. Even in school, dont sit in your chair, do sit ups. You'll have a rock hard bod soon. And then you can tell guys to punch it, and tey'll break their fists cuz its so hard!
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I have this shirt that is 100% cotton. It's a bit too loose and it's suppose to be form-fitting. I want to shrink it so it fits my body but not too much because then it won't fit at all! How can I make it shrink just a tiny bit? PS dont tell me to return it!
I would say superglue it together, so then its really shrunk and from there you can tailor it to your fit, and likeings.
If that doesnt work, stick it in an oven when its hot and turn it up to 350. Wait about 5 mins, then atke it out. It'll be shrunk then.
If that last one doesnt work, try the normal, not so fast ways.
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Im a fifteen-year-old female and I use the finishing touch on my mustache, but it doesnt cut the hair close enough,and it grows back really fast the next day, i dont wanna shave and im allergic to nair and other depilatories. I was wondering..would getting it waxed be almost the same thing? Will it grow back like my mustache does now or will it be all nasty n stuff? And if i do get it waxed does it have to be real long, cuz if it does that will be real nasty! Thanks in advance!!
-DeZ
Thats quite odd for a woman to have a mustache. Have you checked under the waist area? Maybe you're just a fat dude who's been eating too much candy and you think you have tits but really.. you're just a fat dude?
No? Okay. I suggest super glueing your mustache to a wall and pulling away really hard.
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I have acne (thats not really the point) and i used acne cream on my face but i recently stopped using it around my nose because id get really dry skin there. My problem is that it is still all dry and flaky and red there, even if i dont use medication there. I tried lotion and vasoline but that didnt work. The lotion just made it more red and the vaseline made it look oily and i dont want it clogging my pores .. again. I dont have any money to go out and buy anything so does neone have any suggestions what i should try to use? Thanks!!
Baking soda and vinegar will take all them nasties away!
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My sister is making an appointment for me to get birth control pills and she says they have to give me an exam and look at my vagina and put something inside of it but someone told me they dont need to do that unless ive ever been sexually active or if ive ever had sex. Do they have to do an exam?? (ive never been sexually active in any way)! If they have to give me an exam someone please tell me what tehy do?? Im freaking out! I dont want people seeing any private parts of mine! Thanks!
Well people will be seeing them and people will be prodding them with their uh..PRODDERS!
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I always get sidetracked and daydream in class. like i dont pay attention [i still get A's and B's somehow]. sometimes i will space out when people talk to me and they get mad sometimes. My friend always says "pay attention" or "i think u have ADD" .. this is botherin me now that someone pointed it out to me. Is this ADD.. if it matters 13/f
Yes, its ADD.
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My dog won't sleep on my bed anymore. Do you think it's possible that he is annoyed that I wake him up when I have to get up for school at 6:00 A.M.? Is there a way I could teach him that it's o.k. to sleep in my room on the weekends?
I dont think dogs have that big of a thinking pattern. Maybe he thinks you smell bad. Take showers more often, he might sleep with you again. Haha. I said 'sleep with you again'. Mmm, beastiality these days eh?
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there is this girl and everyone hates her but shes sooooooooooooo anoying and SUCH a poser, i just wanna kick the shit out of her sometimes, what the hell do i do, anything non-violent plz
You get the hell off this site you fucking cock sucker. What the hell do you care she's a poser? Do you think its imposing on your style? You sound like the type of retard paying 100 dollars for those pants with the nice designer names on them.
Hahaha, idiot i bought the same quality ones without the crappy name for 30 dollars.
Your type is gullible and will follow any fad around. Get over yourself and get over her being a "poser". Just cuz she wears certain clothes doesnt make her a poser, tard. Ever think maybe she thinks they look cool? Hmm, usually people buy things cuz they look cool.
Wanna talk some more about it? I'll be sure to shoot you down in flames as i prove you wrong.. My AIM is shootthefat1
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does anyone know a good breed of dog that is low maintenence and cheap
No. I like the ones you buy cheap and shoot at as they tear across your yard.
Make sure its small, fast, and cheap.
Then start target practice. Any small arms weapon will do just fine. Even a BB gun. It'll be just pure fun.
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I am a 23yr old female, just starting out my career in nyc, just graduated from top university- ranked No. 16 in the country and I think I have a bright future. However, one thing really bothers me. My serious boyfriend five years my senior, although he is loving, talented, ambitious, sensitive etc. shows no evidence of financial responsibility. He lives at home and struggles to pay his car payments and car insurance every month, often making them late. He has no health insurance, and he is in debt $15,000 because of a misused Discover card he foolishily ran up during his college years and some student loans he never payed back. I don't want you to get the wrong idea, he works hard at his dancing career, and understands that he messed up. He intends to pay it all back, but it's impossible now because he is what you would call a "starving artist". His debt began many years before I met him last year, but what really bothers me is for the past few years he has completely ignored his debt while it is accruing interest at a high rate, he is not even in contact with Discover or his student loan company. He claims he is waiting for the "big break", a coveted position to be a waiter and a five star restaurant in NYC before attempting to pay back his debt. I have doubts about this "plan". I personally have no debt, and had the priviledge of having my school tuition payed for by my parents, who also had the foresight to teach me financial responsibility. (it helped that I didn't come from a poor family) So, knowing nothing about debt, how to get out of it, and how its affects you beyond your credit (his is shot to hell), should I be concerned since we often talk about having a future together? I hope to achieve financial stability by the time I am 30 and would like to have children some time too. Please let me know if it is a mistake to think he can overcome this problem, since it read it was very common amoung people in their twenties. Every time I try to talk to him about his problem he gets upset and defensive and claims he's got everything figured out. Thank you for taking the time to read this your repsonses would be greatly appreciated!
Hes probably been saying hes got it all figured out for a while now huh? Hahaha, hes a liar.
He should super glue his feet to the cieling of a 5 start hotel and reward everyone passing by him a glue stick. Then encourage them to eat it.
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Ok so theres this boy in my class and he always make fun of me saying something about how my chest is small or w/e, i wouldnt care but he ytell it to all his friend that are boy , there are 20 ppl in my class soo that not alot if yo think about it, its really embarssing and even if I say sotp he doesnt!! Please I feel relaly uncomforatble.
Kick him in the balls next time. Then when he kneels over in pain, knee him in the face.
Trust me he'll never talk about your flat chest again!
It'll also be funny.
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im having an upcoming birthday party at water conutry in june and there are these 3 girls who arent very nice to me at times but they are sometimes and i was wondering should i invite them here and there storys are please tell me yea or no
( lets call this girl mary ) okay mary she doesnt like me that much and every day when i was standing next to my friend she said to my friend she doesnt like me so why should i invite her if she doesnt like me
( lets call this girl sue ) sue talks to me mostly but only when we go out somewhere or on the phone when i call her in school she barely talks to me and at my school we still ahve recess even there we in the 7th grade and were 13 and at recess she dont eevn say hi to me so why should i invite her to my party if she dont talk to me
( lets call this girl cindy ) well cindy theres inst much wrong with her the only thing is she doesnt talk ot me all the time its different everyday and one day she is my best friend and the next she is my worst enemy so why should i invite her if she is two faced
well those are all my storys please answer them with a yes or no thanks so much for taking the time to read this and keep in mind that when these 3 are together or even just 2 of them they are so mean to evryone and total bitches i rate HIGH if you give me a reasonable answer
Well, then why ask such a retarded question. If all 2-3 are together, the act bad right? Are you dumb? You just answered your own question.
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What are some really great songs that are like chill out songs... by like coldplay, dashboard confessional, postal service or any other band along those lines. Please give me specific songs. Thanks!!!
Mindless Self Indulgence
Any song by them is good.
However i recommend Faggot,Bring the Pain, Molly,Shut me up,Bullshit,Prom. Check it all out.
The Left Rights
Darth Vader (who gives a sith), Parkinlot, Stationwagons, pink aqua dress
Melt Banana
Spathic!!
Polysics
Good
SEXCOPTER RUL
Anything
ENjoy. If you dont like any of that stuff..you suck.
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For guys- What physical turn-offs do you have in girls? I know personality is what REALLY matters, but the reason you go to try and learn a girl's personality is because they look nice, neat, and well-kept. SO what do you think?
What? Personality matters? Damn, i've been soo wrong in what im looking for then.
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Ok well im a singer and i sing in like coffee houses and stuff. Well i sing like country music and the 2 songs i always sing are Whiskey Lullaby with a guy and God's Will, and whenver i sing them i always start crying and i dont do a good job, how can i get over this?
By not being such a whimp. Seriously, crying? Sorry to be so blunt. Its the best way to put it.
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Honestly, do you think its too babyish to have a pinata and play the limbo at my Luau thenned sweet 16?
Any suggestions or websites for decorating? thank you all..fives for decent answers
No. Although, i firmly recommend video games. HALO LAN PARTY!
Duct tape the xbox's to the cieling. And play!
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I'm a senior 18/m and I've liked this freshman girl the whole school year. She's in one of my classes and sometimes I see her around school and the movies and stuff. I think she likes me, and we've hung out before, just as friends. Were pretty close and I just want to maybe have a chance with her before I go off to college. How do I get this chance and is it even worth it?
No, its not.
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okay, here's the deal:
I am a twelve yr. old VIRGIN catholic. I have been goin out with this guy, bob, for bout 3 months. I have known bob since I was 7. Me and bob have made out countless times and I REALLY LIKE HIM! Sounds so nice right? Well, the last few weeks, have been weird. Last week, I was leaning against him and he started touching my boobs and butt and even the other place. I guess I was okay with it, but he has been really hitting on me and talking bout sex and condoms and yesturday, on our date, I saw a condom fall out of his pocket. He has been humping me a little and getting erections on me. Today, he was askin me all these sex questions like do u like it hard? Do u want to be on top or bottom? I mean, this is the guy I truly love and i am not a total prude, but, I don't want to be risk pregnancy at age 12!
Dont worry. He probably hasent even hit puberty yet. No worries. Go right ahead.
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well earlier i got in a fight with somone.they didnt like me beccuz im somewhat an uncool person. and i was in their seat becuz i was hanging out with that persons friends. well he took it real personal and sed he owuld beat me up if i didnt move.i didnt like that and i told him go away. but he didnt.
they then slapped me across the face but i did nothing.mainly becuz i know many martial art forms.and am a black belt in 3 of them.
i tried to avoid the fight and i moved cussing him out while doing it.but he hit me again and threw his hands around my neck choking me.i quickly got out of it and flipped him flat on his ass.
he went to throw another puch at me and i grabbed his arm twisting it and throwing him to the ground and putting him in a submission. i told him to please back down i did not want to hurt him( i only flipped him doing minor damage.i didnt want to hurt him).
he refused to be made a tool. i lauged at his arrogance and began toying with him. he went throw a punch at me and i flipped him again straight onto the gournd but he wouldnt take the hint he oculdnt get me.
he quickly grabbed a chair(the only reason the fight wasnt stoppped is because the teacher was leaving to pick up her sick son and calling in a sub who would ocme shortly).
he trhew the chair at me which i didnt block due to the force of it and it hit my leg. i got mad and when he came to me. i dropped my guard to see the damage he did to my leg. he grabbed my arm and put it behind my bak and pushedup really ahrd. so i elbowed him and made his nose bleed.i was very made now, so when he threw the punch.this time i didnt throw him to the ground, i twisted his arm upwards and then broke it and flipped him to the groudn.
he got back up and started screaming.he went kick me nearly hitting me..i grabbed his leg and moved into his stomach and punched him right in the stomahc, knocking him to the ground again and knocking the wind out of him.i then again asked him to please give up.
he got a pen and trid using it like a knife against me. when he went to hit me with his good arm(the right one.the only one functional now) i quickly inverted it and broke that too.
now im in deep trouble and might get sued. im also probably going to get taken out of school and i severely regret disabling this kid.
did i do something wrong by hurting him so, when he was a threat to my life at certain pionts? hes arragant because he 'supposedly' according to all the talk right before as they were telling me to move said 'he never lost a fight' and he frequently gets in them from what ive seen. he also tried chocking me, breaking my leg, throwing a chair at me, and tried to give me a deep wound with a pen.
i feel sorry for waht i did to him and ifeel by disabling him, i make a wrong choice.
please help
You shoulda tottally jacked him up. Then slapped him across the face like he did you.
Dont worry, you did it in self defence. You're not at a wrong.
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