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What do you do when you lost something you cherished so much? And you know you'll never get it back again? And it can't be replaced? How do you get over losing something that important?

Time

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could someone give me a screen name for aim that has to do with summer?

SummerFRAGs

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there is this girl named liz. she is a p** head. once she called me up when she was high. nd other time she told me it was really fun being high. now i wanna get high, but none of my friends will do it with me. all my friends hate liz (b/c she is a pot head). but i dont want them to get mad at me if i sm**e p*t with her. should i, or should i not?

please dont comment saying dont do drugs.

The question is. Not should you or should you not. The question is. Is your IQ under 45?

Out of many of the retarded questoins on this site, i'll rank yours number1. You're probably one of the stupidest people to step foot on here and as a question.

You're right, Liz and you SHOULD go smoke pot. You cant both be retarded together! Isnt it just so fun to be together! The Speds hanging out with each other, away from all the people who are actually smart.

Please dong comment saying dont do drugs? So what you're saying is. The only comments you want are the ones where all the other stoners on this site can answer?

If no one can say DONT DO DRUGS. We can only say to you. Sure, you and Liz can go smoke.


The fact you even asked this question makes me want to strangle 1,000 kittens. The fact you're so stupid as to ask this dumbest of questions.

Do you think POT is a bad word? You seem to bleep it out a lot. How old are you? You musnt be too old. Why? Judging by the way this was put together, the fact this is a dumb question, and the fact you bleep out Pot all makes me think you're young.


So, now here is where i get to your answer.

I'll give you some advice like you want. It wont answer your question but its great advice.

GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE DIPSHIT AND NEVER COME BACK ASKING THESE DUMBASS QUESTIONS!

If you got a prob with me, i'll be more than happy to talk with you.

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My friend lies a lot! I can't stand it! And it's not the little stuff either! She would tell you she's dieing and then let you believe that for like 5 months! And then she'd lie to cover it up. It drives all of her friends crazy! And when I talk to her about it, she just yells at me! How could I talk to her without her yelling at me?

YOu could have a talk about not hanging out wtih her anymore more. That might do the trick. I dont like liars so i dont stay with them long.

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my friend was talking to my boyfriend on the phone the other dya and she asked him if he would ever go out with my other friend and he said yes. i was like ok no big deal. then he was talkin to me on aim today and he asked if my friend (the one he was asked about) was going out with anyone. i was like yeah i think so...then he said because his friend liked her. he said his friends name was billy bob smith (changed the name) then i looked him up in the year book and in the school phone directory...as far as i know there is no billy bob smith. what should i think about this?

He wants to go out with her. He made up the name.

You should also think about your intelligence, if you were smart you would have already realised this.

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Yestersday I was walking into a classroom and this boy walks up and pops my bra strap then walks away real fast. What the heck?? He's a loser so I would never like him. Then later on this girl asked him "whos hotter me or Jordan (this other girl" Then he goes "Lets just say that (me) is the hottest" Whats going on???

He probably tottally hates you.

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I really love to sing and my friends think i'm really good at it....but i refuse to sign in front of crowds or even my parents....wat could i do 2 get rid of my stage fright?

BY getting up and doing it.

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if the picture was uploaded from your computer and you didn't type anything in URL oof picture you can put music on your column.
go to a graphics site eg. www.starlightmks.com go to music click musiv to put on your page.highlight the code.go to edit.click copy.paste in your bio

Thats very kind of you.

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Hi, I have this problem...

I get angry really easily. I think it’s because I don’t really like people in general. When I’m around a person, I feel disgusted. I don’t really know what’s wrong with me, but getting angry over everything is causing problems for me. I almost attacked my gym teacher the other day and I’ve had random urges, just to hurt people. Is there a way I can keep myself from getting angry over everything? Hearing someone’s voice can sometimes set me off too.

Not to anger you anymore or anything, let me be straight up.

You're psycho.

You SHOULD get help soon. Go get checked out by a doctor.

Once you get into the real world and you pull some of those anger stunts of yours, you're gunna get your ass kicked.

Help us all out and not just you. Get help. You have a mental condition.

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How do you get guys to notice you without making a complete fool of yourself?

Take his arm and throw it behind him, them push up and twist it. Yell
'Why dont you say it!!! UNCLE!!!!'

He'll most surely notice you then. And you wont look like a fool. You'll look like you're ready to beat someone up!

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Ok well these 2 guys in my science class keep bugging me about my boyfriend. They keep saying "arnt u gonna break up with him!" hes a retard (he really isnt) he looks like a dog. and it gets so annoying! and then my best friends boyfriend is like a porcupine and they dont say anything there just like im happy for you! i get sad and also mad. they also call me ugly and im not! just i hate them. is there anything i can do to make them stop? and not to tell a teacher because that didnt work when i tried. please help!!

sorry if this was long!

Beat the Shit outta them. Punch one square in the nose.

The other, punch him in the nose too, then throw him on the floor and shove your heels into his nuts.


Those assholes deserve to not make babies!

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Okay what should I do if I'm losing my best friend?

You're probably losing them because
1. She is a bitch
or
2. You're a bitch


Either way, you shouldnt really care.

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I know this boy, let's call him Jon. We're really close friends and I have his phone number and my sister wants to call him and ask him out for me because I want to go out with him but last time she did that for me for another guy that I used to like, he said "No". I'm really shy around boys that I like but I'm not shy around him. We're best friends and everything's cool but... I don't know what to do! I'm so confused!
Please help! I rate good ratings for good answers!
~~~Brittany~~~

Dont do what you dont want to do.

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Can you get pregnant from giving head sence the cum goes in your mouth with sperms in it?

'cum goes into your mouth with SPERMS IN IT'

Hahahah! Thanks ineeded the good laugh. If you dont already know that stuff then you shouldnt be doing it little missy.

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What does emo mean? I am really confused...Everyone says i look emo in all my pics but i dont even know what emo is...can someone explain it to me?

Emotional

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I was in a chat room with 2 of my friends today. One was my best friend, Jessica and the other was a guy, Ryan. Ryan and I like each other but have a few things we're trying to work out before we actually start dating. This was a part of our conversation:

Ry-You know who has big boobs?
Jess-who?
Ry-Marie
Me-I've never noticed her boobs
Ry-because she doesn't flaunt them like you 2
Me-heyyyy we don't FLAUNT them
Ry-yes you do
Jess-lol
Ry-but I like girls like that ya know? Ones that dont have to show everything

Then he said he had to go. Do you think that was his way of telling me that he wants me to be more conservative?

He probably wants to see them boobies. So dont be conservative.

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okay the problem is: A man left his home at 1:30 pm driving along Rindt Road at 48 mph. An hour later his son left home along the same route @ 72 mph. At what time of day will they catch up w/ eachother? ~I need to know how to solve it not the answer but if u need to give the answer thats okay, hurry though!

4:20

Why? Use the quadratic forumla plus e=mc2 and you should get half the answer. Divide those answers into two. Using a common denominator. Then You'll get two different tmes. Add them together and you'll get the answer.

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Ok heres the deal..im 14 and in the 9 grade and i feel like i have no friends..i mean yea i talk to people at school but idk like at lunch i sit with these ppl that my "friend" sits w. and i dont even sit by her i sit at the end of the table w. these boys and i dont even tlk to them i just sit there and eat my lunch. Then there comes the weekends and i have nothing to do and i usually stay home w. my mom and dad and i come home every day after school its really is pathetic..any idea to help me?

I would suggest talking. If you dont talk, NO ONE will talk to you. Its a simple rule.

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I am 15/f and I haven't had a crush in 2 years! Lately, I've been thinking, and I don't know if I am bi or straight! I want to be straight ..because everyone else is..and because it seems like the right way to live..but then my mind tells me that I could be bi..I am sooo CONFUSED! I really don't know what to do because I can't tell anyone! I mostly have girl-friends but I've never been attracted to any of them..sometime's I look at their butts and boobs..(but isn't that a normal thing that girls usually notice about eachother??) I am attracted to guys..sometimes when I saw a hot guy, I stare and tell my friends "Wow he's hot!" I'd like to think I'm straight but my mind keeps telling me I'm bi! I'm so confused!

Go up to one of your best friends and randomly start making out. If you dont like it, you're not bi.

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I just started tanning and the other day my mom told me to make sure to wear a bra when i go in because its bad if i dont. Is that true? Could i get breat cancer from not wearing one? Or any thing else because i thought that tanning could only give you skin cancer and eye damage.

Hahahah! You could get cancer from just doing it with the bra anyways. YOu're already at such a great risk WHO CARES ANYMORE!

Plus, wearing the bra will give you a funny tan. Then i'll laugh at you.

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