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hahahaha was i on crack as a kid or what?

Anywayzzz -- Hey loveys. My name's Martha and I'm here to help you on pretty much anything. Ask and I'll do my very best to answer. I love giving advice and a lot of people say I am a beastly advice giver...so, ask away!

p.s. my screen name is x0mrm0x if you don't want to have your question open to everyone. Also, if you need advice from a guy my friend mark gives good advice...his link is under my favorite columnists.


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whats in the middle of a jawbreaker because i dont know what it is

its like gum. not that good though...i didn't like it. lol.
hope i helped.

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hey this i a very weird question to ask you guys out in public but my bf and i want to start having sex. But idk if he wants my "pussy" shaved or not and im not going to ask him because it would be awkward. What do you think i should do?

most guys like it either trimmed (tamed) or shaved. not bushy...that might itch. lol.
hope i helped.

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alright i was the one who asked the question about me still throwing fits at age 23 over my friend who died. Well i overheard my 2 friends [the one who was holding me and the one who called him] talking, and the one asked why i throw the fits still. the other one said its because i cared about him way too much and that i was going to remember the beginning of this fit because he was late with my amnesia shot. i dont get why he gives me an amnesia shot, i feel like a total loser right now, any ideas?

first: i'm really sorry about your friend...i would probably do the same thing is my best friend died.
but anyway back to the point. umm, amnesia shot...ok here's how i see the situation...
you get amnesia shots because of the fits. your friends probably went to a doctor and told him the situation and he suggested/gave them amnesia shots...so that you wouldn't remember the fits or the reason that you were having them...which would prevent fits from occuring again. amnesia is obviously when you forget something that happened/lose your memory. so they probably have some chemical or substance that does something to your brain and causes amnesia.
sorry if that was confusing. write back if you have questions...
hope i helped.

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whats an orgasm feel like? how can i get one without sticking things 'up there'?

to answer the first part of your question: ...from what i hear-its like an 'explosion'. and from what i read somewhere, there are like, muscle contractions/spasms in your vagina. (lol) i don't really know what else to tell you-i think its one of those things that you have to experience to get.
and to answer the second question: two words-clitoral stimulation. i guess you would just have to rub (stimulate) your clit until you orgasm.
my only tip on that is...experiment.
hope i helped.

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what are some good qualities you need to have in a friendship? for example ..loyalty. i need at least 3 of them. thanks i rate high for good answers

:D

well for me--theres A LOT. heres a few...

->honesty (no backstabbing--staying true no matter what...)

->openness (telling them anything and not feeling weird)

->being able to have fun with them.

->dependability (them always being there for you no matter what)

->them being able to cheer you up no matter what happened.

theres more...i just can't think at the moment.

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can u really get breast cancer if u sleep with a bra on? please answer quick.

hmm...i highly doubt that. breast cancer is usually heretitary (runs in the family). but i don't think that sleeping with a bra on really does anything.
check on the internet...
hope i helped.

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Does anyone knoe a site that has song lyrics for free?

http://lyrics.astraweb.com/

that is the best lyrics site EVER. i use it all the time!
hope i helped.

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Okay, I made a new friend at the beginning of this previous school year and we are pretty close. Well, she can get very annoying sometimes and be really aggravating alot. Well, is it normal for me to want to spend time away for her?

very normal. take a break from hanging out with her and soon enough you will miss hanging out w/ her and then everything will be cool again.
trust me-i know from experience.
hope i helped.

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i really need help with my makeup..i have light skin, blue eyes, and light blonde hair. Like what color of eyeliner and mascara do i need to wear, b/c i think black looks to harsh with my skin..brands and colors would be helpful! thanks so much!! katie_xx

any brand works...you don't need expensive brands from like sephora or mac or anything. rite aid or CVS is fine. for your skin tone and everything, try a brown--cuz you're right, black is way too harsh.
hope i helped.

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Hey. I like this guy (im 12/hes 13) and i dont no if he likes me. i met him the other night (he's my sisters boyfriends friend) and he kinda kept like lookin at me every now and then. and after dinner me and my sis went outside (to ask a guy for his car hehe) and he came out side and was standin with us (but he was the only one the rest of the guys stayed inside).so i was wondering if you could help me try and get him to like me. thanx. (the thing said to include genders so im a girl/he's a guy hahaha)

theres not much that you can do but...be yourself! if you want him to like YOU, thats all you can do...be yourself and hopefully he'll like the person that he is getting to know. give him hints that you kinda like him, like flirt with him and then like, talk to his friends or something (ask around) to see if he is starting to catch on/like you.
hope i helped.

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How short do you have to be to be considered a migit? im 15 and 4'10...does that make me a migit?

i'm not exactly sure. i think 4'10 is too tall for an actual midget. i think they're only like, 4'5 or smaller (or something like that). you should probably talk to your parents and ask to see a doctor. or just look up some things online, that could definitely tell you stuff.
hope i helped.

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how long do i have to jack off, for cum to come out??

it varies for every guy. there's no univeral/set time. it depends on your body. just do it until it happens.
hope i helped.

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what are some good excuses to get out of going to school???? i rate really high!!!! if your answers are good!!

well today i didn't want to go to school and i just told my mom that i had my period and that i have the worst most killer cramps ever...and that it was pointless to go to school since its like one of the last 'do nothing' days...and that it was really hot, so could i stay home? and hey, it worked.
hope i helped.

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hymen??? I have no idea what it is. people say u can break it horseback riding or riding a bike??? what's it mean if u break it?

ok well...i don't know the scientific way of explaining it...but here we go.
ok its this ... flap? of skin that is oin your vagina that gets VERY EASILY broken from simple things like horseback riding, tampons (kinda obvious), stretching/exercising...etc.
and especially/obviouslty sex or being fingered.
if you break it...i don't know what to tell you. but, over time, like 7 months, the skin eventually repairs itself if you don't penetrate it within those 7 months (hence the term "secondary virgin" - refer to my older questions for a full explanation)
hope i helped!

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alriight well i have this best friend, hes a guy, im a girl. we've been best friend for a pretty long time. i guess you could say were not your ordinary guy and girl friendship. we sit with each other at lunch, we call each other alot, we hang out every other weekend or so, we tell each other everything, etc. Well, yeah you know how i said i sit with him at lunch. well we whisper, like mostly whenever we talk we whisper, just because, we dont know why. well anyway i sit next to him and were always whispering and stuff. and the one day i was tired and i was resting my head and he put his arms around me and started shaking me.. then the one day they tried to stick pizza in my face and they know i dont like eating lunch, so i tried to like get up from the table but his shoulder was in the way so i ended up throwing myself over his shoulder and i just laid there and then i got off.. and then he was like, im not feelin to good and i was like.. ew throw up that way and hes like, ill be fine let me use your arm as a pillow, and he layed on my arm but then he got up like 10 seconds later.. alriight so i guess my question is, are we really flirting? my friend keeps saying that we would be really sweet together and even my teacher think were going out.. because this one time my math and science teacher were talking and he was whispering to me and he said something weird so i straightened up and looked at him with a suprised face and slapped him lightly on the shoulder and he started laughing and pulled me back down so he could finish and i looked over at my teachers and my science teacher looked at us all weird and my math teacher said something to her and she was like, "aw".. it was really weird.. well anyway are we really flirting?

first off: awww you 2 sound so cute.
second: yeah, it sounds like flirting. ask around and see if he likes you cuz it sounds like he does.
hope i helped.

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HEy well this is kinda sad but....
Like if i do almost anything i get an erection...
If i get touched my a girl i get an erection...unless its like a hug or somthing...
but now i really like this girl..and we live really close buthow would i some how cuddle or somthing with out getting an erection....its just so annoying!
I know its kinda gross...
but is there any way i can like cuddle or something and not get an erectino or hide it or i dunno
HELP!

:( i'm sorry to say that i do not know of any way that you can prevent an erection. they are pretty much uncontrollable. i don't know why you get one just by cuddling and stuff...but...i'm sorry i couldn't help more.
remember, if you need to talk to a guy--my favorite columnists has one, "mArK\'s_advize"...he could maybe tell you something about it.
heop i helped :/

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I'm 13 and a female!Ok...I have this x-boyfrined, and the day he broke up with me, he told me that it was all my fault. I really and truley didn't cheat on him and I don't know what I did. I can't get over him. We are kinda friends now, but not really, we just smile and say hey. I won't to know how I can get him back or at least get himto talk to me like we never went out. Thanx 4 your help!

i say you just talk to him and ask him why it was 'all your fault' and that you want an honest answer since you didn't cheat on him...if you want the prize, you gotta work for it. so, talk to him, or talk to his friends or your friends and see if they can get you 2 back together.
if you need more advice...just ask again.
hope i helped.
p.s. need a guys perspective? ask my friend mark...his link is under my favorite columnists.

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hey um i have this friend and she really likes this guy and shes liked him for a while and i dont know what to tell her when she asks me what to do .. my friend asked him out for her like a month ago and he said no but shes really pretty .. anyway u can help? maybe help her move on or something? thanks

toughie. and i can relate to this like majorly.
but...heres what you should tell your friend.
if she still likes him, and he for sure doesn't like her...then you have to be blunt and tell her that she has to move on because theres no use in getting her hopes up and setting herself up to get hurt over a stupid boy who doesn't realize how great she is. make her feel like she doesn't need him and that everything will be better once she moves on and finds a guy who appreciates her.
hope i helped.
p.s. ask around and try to find a good guy that would like/likes her. that would help a bunch.

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My ex boyfriend...he just recently called. And he doesn't really think we're not together anymore..and I have my own new bf right now..What do I do?

umm...well the question was sort of confusing...but i'll try...
but wait, so, your ex thinks that you're still together?
ok if that is correct, lol, then you just have to talk to him and remind him that you have a bf...so obviously you 2 are broken up.
but remember, don't be too harsh about it...be nice and 'gentle' with his feelings (yes, guys have feelings too)
hope i helped.

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hey well i asked this earlyer but i dont know if you got it (if you did then just delete this one)
Im 15 and I masterbate (the manly thing to do!)
But when i do it i cum but not alot
i mean i wanna shoot it but i just get a little nibble of sperm.
How do you make it shoot (like a cannon)?

cum shooting is not exactly my area of expertise...but i guess i could try to help :\
umm, well...you cant really control how much you cum...maybe you're just not jerking off long enough or something. i really have no clue how to get it to 'shoot like a cannon'. lol sorry...i tried.
try finding a guy on this site and see if he can help you.
i doubt it but, hope i helped!

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