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ok, well, in school, people are always talking about girls that give head and stuff...well, i dont know what that it. i know blow job, t-bag, i know all of the but giving head. do you think you could explain to me what it means or something like that? i know its kind of wierd..but i dont want to ask them because they will make fun of me for not knowing. thanks.

well i think head is just when you suck a guys dick. But you can always go to google, or any search thing and type in oral sex, or head. cause you can always get a deffiniton of it. I hope this helps.

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ok what do you do when you go out with a guy want to go out with him dump him because you can't tell ur mom or family members cuz it is just wrong?

So are you saying if you went out with someone buyt then had to break up cause you couldnt tell your family? Well how old are you cause then their might be different advice i can give. But i think if you really love someone then it shouldnt matter what your family thinks. But i mean if its like you'd get kick out of the house or something like that, then its different. so if you want to.. ask this question with more detail and like just say like.. your sex(girl or boy) and your age. and i or anyone else cant find out your name.

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heyy.
yeah so this might sound pointless but;
ok well me & my old "bffs" used to be so close. we would talk about everything & laugh about stupid random stuff. but then they all the sudden stop talking to me? as if they never knew who i was? & i didn't do anything?. i really miss them like you don't even know; but they just let me out of their lives & they're still part of mine... idk what to do? it's like they don't care. & i can't just talk to them about it because it would feel weird. idk suggestions?.

Well maybe yoiu should talk to them. you can be like.. "guys i really miss how close we used to be". or just bring up times you guys had that were funny. Sometimes you cant stop when your growning apart from people, but you can try to prevent it by maybe hanging out wtih them more or talking to them more. I hope this helps. ♥

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i was just wondering, i started hanging with this new group/clik whatever. well, i wasn't sure if they truely are my friends, i really wanna believe so, but i'm really not sure. Alot of my other friends say 'they just try to make you feel like they're your friends'. Should I really hang with them or should i just forget them?

if you think they like you and can become good friends.. go for it. if you like them enough then keep hanging out with them. you might not know if they well be really good friends with you unless you get to start hanging with them more and talking more. hope this helps

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i like this one guy and we are really good friends. we talk alot in school, because we are in all classes together and he will tease me or take my things and like go through my things. When he does that it makes me believe that he likes me, but when he is around other girls he is different. Like there is this one girl that i know he likes, and when he is around her, im practically invisible, but if its just him && me he's relly nice and it will seem like he likes me..
-confused-

i think maybe you should just ask him. i know if he flirts it may seem he does, but you'll never know by just keeping the flirting up. try talkining to him online about who he likes. hope this helps.

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Heloo, dont think this is stupid but I kind of saw a very scary movie last night and it gave me nightmares. It was called Jason X. Do you think it was stupid to watch that. I am sitting here shivering because people like got their heads choped off and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Do you have any advice to get my mind off it. Please help me or i will be coming to school scared with no sleep. Thank you.

Ps. I was reading one of your messages, how do you dislike catdog, i enjoyed it.

Aw. I suck at scary movies. I always get super scared to. Thats why i like never watch them. So alot of the times i just always make sure the lights are on and im listening to music or like so its not silent. Sometimes i just run like past the bathroom cause if scared. Or i just like look staight into my bathroom when i walk by to make sure nothing in there.. and like sometimes i like flick off the bathroom and stick my tounge out at it. i know its stupid but it makes me feel like.."if your in there you suck and im not scared" =). haha but other than trying to face your fears. Thats all i do when im scared. And the cat dog- i just dontreally like cartoons like that kinda. But i hope this helped.

katie.

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i ate something with my friend and we both got sick, now hes pissed at me and i dont know what to do. The fagg claims i fed it to him to make him sick purposly. Should I just dump his butt. Please tell me ebcause im stumped. Thanks much

ps:Is it possible to intentionally get somebody sick unless you are a cold hearted bitch. pLease answer my question. Thanks

Well its stupid of him to think you got him sick cause you probaly didnt mean it. And if hes sick and you are.. be like "umm okay im sick to so dont think its just you". And why would you feed him something bad? Maybe just keep telling him that you didnt purposly get him sick and you are too so he shouldnt feel all sorry for himself. And if he doesnt believe the truth then he must be stupid or narrowminded. It probably is possible to get someone sick if you want to or are trying. But it seems kind of mean like even if you are mad at someone. K i hope this helped you.

kate.

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hi, i was wondering again, thank you for telling me about that spongbob fellow, i have a question about another shopw, its called catdog. Can you explain it to me, people say its not on anymore but please tell me what its about. Thanks.I am sorry i put somgebob roundpants.

hah its okay. Well that show is about this cat and dog that are connected by the like stomach. So its like a cat on one side and a dog on the other. Personally i dont like that show even know i havent watched it since like way back when. But its like just about how they live and everyday stuff. Cat is the smarter one and dog is like the stupider kinda one. Just google it anytime.

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your myspace link doesn't work on here because when you click it it goes to www.advicenators.com/www.myspace.com/colored_bluee or w/e your username is so just letting you know you might wanna change the link lol xo meliss

hah yeah i noticed it does that. i dont really know how do change it but i'll try . If not i'll just add the link in my info. thanks for telling me.

katie ♥

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okay, so its like against my religion to watch tv. ppl tell me that it sucks that i cant watch it but i wouldnt know because ive never watched it before. so, at school everybody talks about this show called spongebob roundpants er something like that? can you explain this spongebob show to me? please i really want to know but im too embarrassed to ask ppl i know. thanx

Ok.. well the show is spongbob squarepants. Its like stupid humor. its on nickalodian (cant really spell it though) and its this sponge guy who lives underwater. Its like placed underwater in the ocean and stuff. Its a funny show but sometimes its stupid. He has a friend called Patrick whos a star fish, a friend Sandy whos a squrrell, a neibor squidward whos a squid. And he works at this place called the Crusty Carb. Thats kinda the basics.. if you need more info on the show you should try to go online and look it up. Hope this helped.

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well, i really like your screen name and it's super cute. you seem really creative and stuff, and i was wondering if you could help me come up with an idea for a new screen name? =/. if you can, thankss.

ohh thank you =). well i need you to i.m me at my screen name or if you have a myspace just contact me so i can ask like what you kinda want with a sn. and feel free to i.m me cause i'll be excited to help you =). i got mine from a song, hah cause i heard my mom listening to it, but i love the song. so just contact me and i'll be super excited to help.

kt..
aim- tainted X0 lovee

myspace- www.myspace.com/colored_bluee

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I HATE boys! . they mean nothing to me anymore

thats good in a way. some guys are real jerks. others are really nice, you just have to meet the right ones.

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Female - 13.
Gr. Those darn boys; always causing problems in us girls' lives. =/ -cough- Anyway.
There's this guy. And I like him. A lot. But none of my friends do, because let's face it - He can be a real jackass sometimes. Even to me, so I don't really know why I like him. But I do, and that seems to be my problem, I guess.
I'm not really sure what my question here is, or what your answer to this could be. But, I've never had a boyfriend, which makes me feel weird around other people who have or had boyfriends, because I just feel left out. The guy I've been talking about up there, he's a flirtatious guy. So, sometimes, I can never tell if he means it when he hugs me, winks at me, or tells me he loves me, because he does that to just about every girl.
So I guess I'm wondering how do I know for sure? Because, I don't want to ask him about it, because if I were to, and he doesn't like me back, then I'm afraid that he'll make fun of me or something, so I don't want to personally confront him about it.
Sorry if this is a crappy question, or if you don't understand it. But.. Any advive?

Oh dont worry this totally is not a crappy question. Well if i were you i would be like worried or scared.. but maybe just try asking him online, like on aim. Or you can always have one of your friends be like.. "so what do you think of _____". Cause you can never really know unless you ask or unless he tells you. And i think its kinda good that hes flirty cause then things usually turn out less akward.. but he can always flirt with other girls too. I hope i answered your question =).

good luck !

katie ♥

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what is the meaning of life?

haha hey jake.

i dont know, go on a quest and find out.

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your gorgeous! just thought i let you know.

aww. thank you =).

kt. ♥

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im 13 and a girl in 7th grade. so i like this one kid and i dont know if he likes me but i hope he does :) and today he was over for a project and it was just me and him and this other guy. so they were trying to steal my cellphone to look at things and find where i keep my thongs, yeah i know their in 7th grade. but like the guy that i like was holding my down and he was sitting by me and when he was holding my down i was like my pants are falling down and he goes no their not, was he checking ym butt out. and he wanted to know if i wear thongs. and they were chasing me around my house. and when they stole my phone they went behide by couch because theres like this nouk there or whatever and its just like open area and they were looking at my phone i there and i was leanign over the couch and they pulled me in there with them. and hes always asking me who i like. so do you think he likes me?

He might, but with guys you never know. I would think that he kinda would if he was like checking you out and stuff. Haha, good luck and i hope he likes you =) !

kt ♥

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ok alot of my friends that i ahve had for a long time they are seeming to change and i mena still want ot eb friends with them but it is difrent cu zi dont no hwo to act around them it is realy weird

Alex 13

Try and act yourself. You shouldn't have to change for anyone. If you want to go ahead.. but just try and be yourself cause if they were friends with you before why wouldn't they like you now?

Katiee. ♥

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hey well this girl used to be my BEST friend but now theres this other girl who thinks they're best friends & i like can't talk to my best friend anymore..wat do i do?

You never know if you don't try. Maybe be like "remember when we"... so maybe something will click in her mind and be like "woahh i really miss being friends with her". Im not sure it would work but it could. Mainly just try talking to her. Hope this helps.

Katiee . ♥

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katie. im so confuesd. i have no clue what do about him. like i keep thinking about him and maybe people are right. maybe he doesnt like me but im so confused. I NEED HELP.

Ask him. You probably have a fair chance. If you love someone, why not take the chance and risk getting hurt. You never know if people are right about things... so just ask. Hope this helps.

Katiee. &heart;

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Okay so, there is this kid and i think he likes me...like we talk on the phone almost everyday over the weekend for like half hour..actually he talks most of the time well not rly...he puts me on speaker phone and talks random stuff well anyway on Saturday i was on the phone with him and his friend while i was with my friend spending the night and it was like midnight...and like i was like "Im tired so im gunna go, ill talk to you tomorrow" and i hung up the phone and ike 5 minutes later he calls back saying that his friend wanted to know if we were going out..and this kid wouldnt tell him

i dont know if that was supposed to be a clue..or he just wantted to call me or what..help me please! =]

I'm kinda confused about this one. I think if you guys like each other then go out. Maybe it was a clue because he could have been to shy to ask you out so he wanted to see if you liked him by asking if you though you guys were going out? I'm not sure.. but if i liked a guy and though he liked me I'd go for him. Hope this helps ♥

Katieee.

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