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Q: hey im a wrestler and i weigh 158lbs i need to lose at the very minimum 6lbs to make weight for the season im in football and that is helping im trying to wrestle 155 this year and i need to lose the weight and keep it off so if u know how tell me pleast thanks if u wanna, im me at spudbutt33

Run a few miles every day. Eat well. DO NOT STARVE YOURSELF.

Q: ok..heres my thing you guys...

*my best friend lost her virginity last year and alot of people consider her a whore now :(
but anyways...my boyfriend wants me n him to lose ours now for our 1 year anniversary hes 16 and im 14...i really dont know if i should becuz i dont wana be considered a whore or nething like what happened to my friend....please help me in doin the right thing!!
signed,i honestly dont know what to do

If you don;t want to have sex, then don't have sex. Don't worry about what othger people will think.

Q: I really like this guy (im 15/f) like i think it might be love.. but he has a girlfriend.. me n him always chill n like make out n stuff.. and he always tells me he loves me.. but why is he with her?

First of all, you're hooking up with a taken man? That's not cool. Tell him that if he really loves you then he'll break up with girlfriend.

Sounds to me as if he's using you.

Q: Is it bad or like not cool to go out wit ure frends ex bf?? cuz my frend sed if once ure frend goes out wit a guy the guy is "their property" nd the frends cant go out wti them but then my otha frend has like stolen like 5 of my bfs.. so is it bad to go out wit ya gurls ex (not steal but just like a while after they break up.)
thnx

It depends on a few things: How close are you to this friend? Will the friend care if you go out with him? Will it affect your friendship?

You don't want to screw up any friendships over a guy.

Personally, I don't think that just because your friend without with him it means that he's "used up" for your group of friends, but at the same time, if she's not cool with it, then you should take that into consideration.

Q: my sisters ex boyfriend really likes me and i like him... its been a few months since they broke up so is it okay if i hook up with him?? or no??

NO! Rule of life: If an immediate family went out with him, hooked up with him, or anything of the like-- HE IS OFF- LIMITS!!

Q: this is just for the girls! im 15 years old and i am in 10th grade i started haveing periods in the 7th grade. it is now august and i havn't had a period since january. I know, i know the first thing that comes to mind is R U PREGNANT well no i know this for sure because i am a virgin, i have no clue what is wrong with me and i really need help. i have went to the doctors about it and all they did was send me to a gynocologist (however u spell it) i haven't went to that appointment yet but it is in a couple of weeks. is there advice you can give me or does anyone know what could be causeing me this?? please respond

Actually, its completely normal for your period to fluctuate. There are many reasons why it might be doing this.

Q: its wierd i know like everything there is to know...

but whats streaking?

Running around naked for the hell of it.

Q: If youre a 14 year old girl and somebody tells you your voice is "mature" is that a compliment or not?

Whoever said it to you probably meant it as a compliment.

Q: i just moved from new york to virginia. im going into 9th grade and into a new high school. ive been with my friends in new york ever since pre-k and now im scared to make new ones.. what should i do?

Don't be afraid. Chances are, you'll find people in Virginia just like the ones you know and love from New York. Just be yourself. Give it time; don't expect to have a million friends your first day there. Do your best to be friendly to everybody.

Q: Im always being touched my guys! im like y do u guys touch me so much and there like ur so hott we cant resist and so i let them but it gets annyoing. my friends tell me that im lucky that i get the attention. what do u think?

Don't let them. If they see that you are letting them touvh you, they'll only continue to do it.

Q: ok. this is kinda confusing. but the (semi) short version is:
i liked this kid and he didnt like me bak so i made up this grl "jennie" on AIM and pretnded she was 1 of my frends. and one day we were talking about "me" (this kid and "jennie" were) and he sed i was fat and ugly. so a week after that i told him it was me and he got all pissed and so he sed hed get mebak or w/e and i fugured i deserved it. but he sed he knew alredi it was me b4 i told him-- but i dont believe him. ne way... so he was mada t me for a while, and he didnt talk to me and then wen he did, all he did was ask me for my frends' s/ns. and i gave them to him figureing he deserved them. but then he started calling them and meeting them at the mall 4 movies and (i still liked him by the way) i kept wondering wut was rong w/ me that he didnt like me like that. this kid has been my neighbor 4 about four yrs now and not once have i been to the movies w/ him. and like, he knew i liked him and yet, he still kept talk in bou thow much he LOVED my frends. ok im almost done. so yesterday, i told him i had a boyfrend i met online and uk wut he sed? after i told him i was kidding he sed he didnt believe me anyways cuz i cudnt get a b/f if i tried. idk if he was tryin to be funny, (cuz hes like that sumtimes) but i didnt find it funny. and so after that, i asked him not 2 tell ne 1 bout my "boyfrend"; so naturally, he goes in his house, IMs it 2 everi 1 on his buddylist and calls and tells his best frend. i had had enough by this point. so i ran inside and stayed there. and ignored him the restof the day. and he has the nerve to lie to me and tell me that no 1 knos... haha. rite. cuz didnt i jsut happen to talk to the kid he was on the fone with, and it turns out that he is no one, cuz he happend to kno all of what i told the kid not to tell. but today i started to tell him how much hes hurt me and he was hardly listin to me he just was tellin me random stuff, so i gave up. i didnt kno wut to do. i was PISSED. i wen in the house and cried pitifully. and idk wut to do now. i rly wanna tell him how much he hurt me and gr... lol im not sure he cares. wut if he duznt? wut shud i do? and all he talks about is my frends and i m like hey! wut abou tme! i feel so out-of -the- picture even tho im the closest to him. HELP!
~rly desperately confused and agrivated
(Lizzie)

ps im 13 and hes 14 if that helps ne

He sounds like a jerk.

Q: OMG! the creepiest thing happened to me today. i was on aim when someone i.m.s me saying that they are my g/f. from the start i knew it wasnt them. (my girlfreind lives on long island and i live in niagara falls). so i was confused. then all of a sudden this person started naming parts of my life from like 3 years ago. IT WASNT ANYONE FROM MY FAMILY (I JUST KNOW). SO...now im freaking out. i dont know who it could be and how they know all of this info! i never told anyone half the things this person said! what do i do to calm myself down and relax..and can someone explain this?!?! I RATE!!

It's probably just someone you know playing ajoke on you.

Q: hey, if you have cut yourself on the arm really deep 3 times and your parents found out so you cant do it again, you do on your chest a couple of times because you really need to but it was only a couple of times and you feel like your gonna die if you feel relieved after does it mean ill end up killing myself? is it a major thing? like do i have serious problem here? ive only done it a couple of times but i cant control myself not when i feel like i really need to. help? please? anyone?

Next time you get the urge to cur yourself, call a friendf you can trust.

STOP CUTTING YOURSELF.

The longer you d it for, the harder it is to stop.

Q: i like this guy and he only likes me as a friend so what should i do?? i will rate u!!! plzz help!!

confused- gurl :(

If he only likes you as a friend, there's nothing that you really can do. You can;t force him to like you.

Q: my mind is always racing so fast . im so stressed i fall asleep at like 2:00 in the morning . is this normal

Keep a journal near your bed. Write in it whenever you can't fall asleep about whatever is stressing you out. Once you figure out what is stressing you, first keep writing in the journal, its a good way to vent, and then try to de-stress yourself.

Q: OK..growing up I rarely saw my mom and dad hug or kiss.Last year they were thinking of divorcing and it was a really sad time for me. They arent divorced and they are working on their marriage. Problem is..they are like horny teenagers and it sickens me to see them make out and slobber in front of me. Last night we were at a drive up window and they started making out passionatly right there! What can I do to express that im happy for them..but to please do that STUFF in private!? Thanks for the help..i rate generously!

Sit down and have a talk with whichever parents you feel more comfortable talking to. Explain to them that you feel uncomfortable around them when they do it. Preface your comments by saying how happy you are that your parents are working on their marriage, basically what you said here.

If that doesn;t work, bring home your "other" and make out passionately in front of your parents. :)

Q: ok well im a guy that no girls like cuz i am ugly. all the girls around where i live r shallow. none of them like boys that have freckles, redhair, and very very lite skin. what should i think of myself? as an ugly person or a cute person juss ppl cant see that?

Never mind what other people think of you. As you said, they are all being shallow.

Q: How come everytime your with a boy and a "sweet" car goes by.. they always know what it is.. how do they fucking know the year of a car and stuff.. i mean there always like oh, thats a 46 blue honda..or whatever i mean honestly how do they know thats the year it was made and ugh i break my cars down into like 3 groups.. bus..car..truck.. its that simple.. o yeah and i mean i know what toyota's and stuff are and like fords but other then that i dont know what a car is unless it states what it is on the back of the car.. wow i really wanna know why they always do this please tell me lolol..

A lot of people look at new cars when they come out. I have a friend who spends a good deal of his time looking at new cars that have come out.

Also, when someone really lieks cars, they will often times attend auto shows. They might also talk to random people about their cars, thereby learning what what a certain make and model of a car looks like.

You leanr basically just by testing yourself. For example, the tops of Volvos have a very distinct shape. You just have to teach yourself if you want to know.

Q: yeah well, my friend is having trouble. Her name is samantha and she really likes this kid and wants to have sex with him and she's afraid to tell himh ow she feels. they've been friends for life actually he didnt really start to think of her as a friend until last year.. he actually hated her, but now he finds himself attracted to her to.. i told him to ask her out.. and he said he might and she asked me if he liked her since hes my best friend and all so i would know. But i told her he wouldnt tell me who he liked, should i tell him how he feels and should i tell him how she feels..b.c i mean there not even gonig out and she already wants to have sex with him.. ahh what should i do .. please help me!!!

If your friends won't take the initiative for themselves, you can't be expected to play matchmaker for them. Let the events run their course.

Q: ok well me and this girl briana are like best friends we go sumwhere together everyday and hang out...but lately she is getting annoying and i dont really wanna hang out with her anymore...do u think we hang out to much and im just gettin sick of her or what!? plez help me!

Some people just tend to be what I like to call "small dosage people." You like them, but can't stand too much of them. Just have other plans. You dont have to be with her every second of the day.