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I am a straight guy and will graduate in 2011 and I love science. I want get a few degrees in the same field. I would like to become an RN and get extra training to become a neonatal level 3 nurse(critically ill newborns) I would like to earn my bachelors and masters in nursing and then become a "neonatal nurse practitioner" which is the second highest level in nursing. I like helping others and volunteering. I am very close to my grandma. I used to have a dog named "Spike" and we had to put him down because his organs were beginning to shut down.

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what is a mothers helper and what dose it do??

practically her maid and nanny

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ok well im turning 16 soon and im gonna have a party. I'm just gonna have a few girls come over and my boyfriend. so i need things like games and stuff we can do cuz im completely stumped this is gonna be my first birthday party. Please help out i need games/activities fun things to do.

ASAP!? please

and as many ideas as you can think of i need tons :)

1) spin the bottle
2) as light as a feather and as stiff as a board
3) scavenger hunt about guys ex: a) get their underwear
b) find colon

look online at the goog;e

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Okay... I've been off the shot for nearly six months. I had sex unprotetcted over last weekend and I'm wondering if its possible that I'm pregnant. I think it is but im not too sure. My sister said it took her nearly a year and a half to get pregnant, as well as my sister in-law. My other sister that was on the shot is having a problems trying to get pregnant. Do you think I am or What? Im confused~!

get a pregnancy test...


sincerely,

onebirddog2000
keep in touch

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i want uggs, really badly. but there like 120 dollars, and my mom thinks there ugly, and doesnt want to get them for me. she said if they were cheaper she would.

so either a. i need to talk her into it somehow, any suggestions?

or b. does anyone know where i can get them cheap? or like a really good knockoff of them?

try ebay or amazon, but those will be out of style in at the very least 2 months, an I agree with your mother

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Hey ive been having all symptoms of being pregnant, and ive been pretty stressed over it and scard about it.. could i just be getting these symptoms because im stressing over it? or are you really only going to get dizziness and tender breast because your pregnant? please help =(

You might want to take at least 2 pregnancy test, if they're both positive, then go to your parents and ask for help. Then step 2 you need to go to your family physician or an Obstretcian/ gynecologist.


Sincerely,

onebirddog2000 keep in touch

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Ok well I have been bulimic for about two years and what I have noticed is that for like a year and a half of the time I have been bulimic I have gotten a lot of Acne and I was wondering if being bulimic may be the cause of my acne and what do you think I should do??????

when you vomit you usually sweat alot and sometimes excercise, first of all know offense what your doing to your body isn't right. You need to cut one thing at a time like being bulimic. You need help, plus you need to admit your problem to your family and friends. You need help before that acne will go away.

sincerely,

onebirddog2000

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what is better, a windows pc or a mac? the design of the mac's are awesome, but people say you cant have some things on there. e.g. if you were to buy something that needs computer instalation, you wouldnt be able to do it on a mac sometimes?

WITH A PC/ WINDOWS
__________________________________________________
1> GET VIRUSES
2> MORE CORDS
3> MOST GAMES ARE ONLY COMPATIBLE WITH PC/ WINDOWS
4> MORE PEOPLE HAVE PC'S


iMacs/ apple
__________________________________________________
1> CAN'T GET VIRUSES
2> LESS CORDS
3> SMALLER, TO FIT ANYWHERE
4> MORE EXPENSIVE
5> MUCH FASTER

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thanks for your help.

how do you know all this?

i have some more questions, if that's okay.

this is my question:

what letters of recommendation do you need for johns hopkins university?

this is your answer:

onebirddog2000 answered Monday July 23 2007, 5:56 pm:
you need teacher, atleast a "B" average in highschool, good in science/ have a masters degree in medicine, taken atleast 2 foreign languages, be taken these following classes:
biology/ chemistry/ try/ calculus/ physical science/ and mainly health career classes...

are you sure i only need a "B" average? isnt JHU one of the top schools out there? good in science..hmm i have a B in pretty much every class but i take advanced classes like HNS and AP only.

sorry to get back to you so late you might need A-'s but, I'm pretty sure you need at least a B average, as long as you try your best their are other good medical schools in the US. Granted John Hopkins is the 2nd highest medical School in the united states you can try harvard, yale, UW Madison Wisconsin, Ann Arbor Michigian, They are also good. To be a good doctor or what ever your going for, and IV league school may make the place you want to work at think your top notch because you have a degree from harvard, yale, or JHU, to be successful you need to help or study for the people and stop worrying about which college you go to. Colleges and other Universities are just as good as and IV league school. The only difference that at the IV league schools they are rich preppie people who's parents bought their way into school or you were really smart in school and think that your better than anyone at everything...

I wish you luck in or on what you decide to do, I hope you stay in medicine you would be good for something in health...


Sincerely,

Bird

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15/f. It seems like my best friends have more friends than me. I can be kind of shy, so how do I be more outgoing? I'm afraid that some people have already prejudged me as aloof and cold. But my closest friends describe me as the funniest girl they know. I need to stop acting so shy around other people. But how?

WELL THIS MORNING AT 1:44am i turned 15. And you don't need more friends, sometimes you think you do. but you really don't. You want different friends....

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16/f

i have been getting weird feelings in my stomach && have not yet got my period this month. it`s now the 25 of july. i usually get my monthly around the 18th. i have been late before but not this late. my stomach makes strange sounds. kinda like im hungry and its growling. but i can`t stop eating.

can you tell me some early signs of pregancy ? early as a month ?

and if im pregant can you tell me if or how i can get an abortion with out my parents knowing ? or a house hold way. or somethinggg. im too youngg.

Hello I am a guy, please don't get mad. Some people feels it's not a mans choice. I just wanted to say that you are probably pregnant. Some religious people believe that a fetus is a person and some think that abortions are ok. I personally think that your pregnant and they're are people that aren't fortunate enough to have kids, and i think having and abortion would be selficious. You could tell your parents and give the baby up for adoption or keep it... And on the worse side you could have and abortion, but it isn't the babies fault, unless you were raped i don't think there is any grounds for and abortion... but it is your decision, but that soon to be baby has no chance on earth.

i hope you make a decision that will help you...
I watched Degrassi Jr. High in sex ed, and you can have and abortion without your parents knowing, but you will need someone with you to take you home and abortions are very dangerous.

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my guy friend has a girlfriend. and i hate her with every bit of feeling i have left in my gut. as much as i would love to curse her out, pull her hair and yell at her, telling how much i hate her and how she's taking him away from me and how she's a fake b****, i don't. instead, i try to, as convincingly as possible, be nice. it's fake. but if i say something to her, he himself will hate me.

am i doing the right thing?

YES, BUT I THINK MAYBE YOU HAVE MORE THAN FRIENDLY FEELINGS FOR YOUR GUYFRIEND...

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Okay, so I was wondering where I could get a home peircing kit. Any ideas? I dont want to get it off the internet either.

at your local walmart supercenter in the jewelery dept. for about $10-$20

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i always seem to be farting. I can't help it. I'm a vegeterian and I eat soy products like veggie burgers and veggie dogs daily. I also eat a lot of fruits and vegetables.

Why am i always farting?

i'm only about 20 pounds more than i should be.

help.

Take beano for gas... it is and over the counter medicine that you can get at any pharmacy or your local wal*mart pharmacy...


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i was talking to this guy online who i've had sex with before. we were talking about doing it again and he mentioned me giving him head, and he said he wanted to use a condom. I told him i wouldnt want to because i am a little bit allergic to latex and i just think that would be really nasty. so i asked him why he wanted a condom while getting head anyways and he said he just did. i got kind of suspicious and asked if he had an std or something and he said no but i kind of dont beleive him. he kind of seems like the type who would lie so i would have sex with him again,but do you think that seems kind of suspicious or am i overreacting?

have him tested at a local free clinic, and if you are ashamed to go get tested for "STD's" then don't have sex at all, as well you should get tested... He probably thinks your a slut or maybe he is being smarter, there are other kinds of protection

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14/f

well i want to shave my legs for the first time. and i was wondering if it is possible to use an electrical shaver...

will it hurt me?!!

are there any side affects??!!

thnx.lots.

know, my friend said not unless you cut your self.

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ok....im 13 and pregnant i dont want to tell my family because i think they will be ashamed.I dont want to get an abortion because i think its wrong.I also dont want to give "it" up for adoption, because my friend was adopted and he doesent like it.I just really need some help.What should i do?

WELL, YOUR PARENTS WILL BE UPSET WITH YOU, BUT YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE JERKS FOR THAT, YOU GOT PREGNANT AND YOU DON'T NEED PRESSURE. THEY WILL NEVER BE ASHAMED UNLESS THEY'RE JERKS...


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im a 15 year old female. i think i might be pregnant but im not sure.. there is no way i can go out and get a pregnancy test. so is there any other way of telling if you are pregnant without the test?

thanks!

IF YOU FEEL STRESSED, DEPRESSED, FIND YOURSELF GETTING SICK OFTEN OR FEEL LOTS OF KICKING AND YOU GET HEAVIER WITHOUT EATING MUCH...
YOUR PROBABLY PREGNANT...


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What age do women usually stop having sex? I know there is exceptions, but on average, what would you say?

MIDDLE 40'S OR LATE 30'S.

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Okay, for all my life I have been hiding the fact that I am gay. For some reason I like men, But I don't want to I don't even admit this. But this has to stop right away. I don't want to be gay I want to be straight PLZ PLZ Tell me a way this can be cured I want to be straight Not gay*

FIRST OF ALL- I AM STRAIGHT BUT I READ THIS ARTICLE


THE FIRST STEP IN A I READ IN THE READERS DIGEST IS TO
1> TO ADMIT YOUR GAY
2> TELL YOUR PARENTS
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY...

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I've been with my boyfriend for over a year.. but when i call another guy i talk to, my heart absolutely pounds out of my chest! and i get really nervous! why is this?

MAYBE YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR THE GUY/GUYS YOU TALK TO, OR MAYBE YOU JUST AREN'T IN LOVE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND ANYMORE.

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