Personally, I hate this website. The majority of questions are either horribly worded, incredibly easy to answer on one's own with the use of widely available resources (including, but not limited to, www.google.com), alterations of a very common question, or a combination of the three. I confuse myself sometimes as to why I continue to read random questions, only to be to be driven insane by the utter disregard for the reader of the question. Maybe I just use this website as an outlet for my rage towards the section of teenagers who upset me the most, or possibly it is just ingrained in my psyche to read over poorly spelled questions to fuel my masochistic personality. I might even be staying here to prevent the overtake of this hapless corner of the internet by ignorant and lazy teenage girls that don't know how to say "yes" to someone who asked her out by the use of common sense and correct grammar.
I have, however, found that reading topic specific questions eliminates most of my frustration. Of course, that still doesn't stop me from running into unbelievably ignorant questions such as "does doing squats really make your theighs smaller?" in the INTERNET AND WEB DESIGN topic list.
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Gender: Male
Age: 18
AIM: bsphil101
Member Since: October 5, 2005
Answers: 287
Last Update: April 30, 2006
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Does anybody know where i can get a white or pink canopy?
I dont want the one that is round at the top i want one that is square and goes around the bed'
websites would be great to
i'll either go out and buy it or order it online (link)
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I was just wondering if it's possible to loose a pound a day? If so, how? Thanks. (link)
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It is, if you want to lose water weight. Of course, that's just water, not fat, and as soon as you hydrate yourself again, you'll gain it all back.
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how can i hide a hicky from my parents..i dont have really long hair so that wont work and i dont wear turtlenecks so yeah i need help (link)
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Get an iron bar or something and hit yourself in the neck right across the hickey so that you can't really tell it's there. Then just make up a story about how you got the other bruise.
Or, you know, makeup.
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ok well this christmas seems like its going to be terrible... because i'm like gettting older, and all i can think about is who my friends are these days.. so it makes me in a terrible mood the whole time. I don't know what to do, because i'm not even excited. Ugh, somebody help please, what can i do to be happy? and i'm sorry if this didn't make sence..i'm just not really in a good mood =\ (link)
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All Christmases are terrible. Just grit your teeth through it, or pretend it's just a normal day.
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quick and easy...
is there a way to send a comment to everyone on your myspace at the same time if it is the same msg.?? (link)
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No.
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ok so i have this friend and she thinks that we are "bffe" we kinda are but she doesnt act like it. so when ever i tell her something she doesnt seem to listen. she totally ignores me. when i tell her about liek guy stuff about what the guy i liek tells me you blah all that she has no reaction. like for example she doesnt say awww how cute or anything like that. but if i was another person liek her other "bffe"'s or cousin she would totally give them advice and tell them everything.. i dont understand?
ps im in 9th grade and shes in 11th (link)
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She's just kind of a jerk, what's there to not understand?
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First i wanna say im only 16 but as you may think im moving to fast and i shouldnt be worried so much about guys i grew up really fast and i have been through a lot so im very mature and i know what i want. So please dont tell me to just walk away because of my age thanks. Well i have been with my boyfriend since january 16th of 2005 so almost 1 yr. He is my first love and i do want to stay with him. He is 18 when i got with him he had got out of a 2 1/2 yr relationship which the girl was bad to him and he had a son with her she was only 16 and there baby was 4 months when i first met him. I am very close with his son he even calls me mom. I dont tell him to say that though. My boyfriends family all loves me and my family likes him alot to. At first things were to good to be true but then one day his cousin who is 16 tried doing sexuall things with me when we were at his house and my boyfriend had left to the store. I told his cousin to stop and he did but after wards i didnt know if i shoudl hide it or tell? Well i let a day go by but then the next day it all came out but not from me it came from someone else in the house who was there and i told but i never thought they would tell. His cousin said nothing happened and i told the truth but my boyfriend just kept crying and was so hurt so we broke up and i felt so bad even though i didnt do anything. After that i tried to be really nice and show him i care and we continued to stay friend and we talked everyday and we still were sexually active but we werent together. Well we were both kinda mean to each other because i wanted to be together and he said he didnt. I didnt understand why. Well he then started to go out every weekend and he would call me in the middle of the night. He treated me like i didnt matter. He would say he didnt know me to his friends but then he would take me around his family i was so confused? Still his babys mother had no idea about me and she was always begging to be with him and she was really mean to him to but i couldnt say or do anything because i didnt want him to be away from his son and i wanted to see him to so i said it didnt matter that she didnt know but really it hurt me. Well a little after july we got back together and things got better thank god and we became more nice and close and he stopped going out so much. But still the babys mother didnt know and i hated it so i kept telling him and he got mad well someone told her and it all came out she was mad because i was around her son and because she probley wanted to still be with him but when all this happened i found out he was slepping with her back in may which hurt me bad. He admited it to me and he did it 2 times but she had no idea about me. She then talked to me and things got better we got along but then she would see how close her son was to me and she didnt like it so now she is keeping the baby away from us and his family. My boyfriend sometimes brings up what happened with his cousin to throw it in my face. He dosent know how to ask for things nice or to let things go. He always wants to make me feel bad and make me think i didnt everything but i know i didnt. I try to tell him i love him and i want to get along so where should i start i dont know what to do because sometimes i want to give up and leave him but i dont want to leave his son and family and i love my boyfriend so much. I see him alot but when i do we fight mostly so it dosent make it fun. Thank you i hope you can give me some advice! (link)
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Use the enter key. Love the enter key. A long page of paragraphs is infinitely easier to read than a mile long block of text.
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Let it go. Forcing yourself into this relationship is a waste of your time. No matter how much love you put into it, you're only going to get hate out in return. I can't believe it's not any clearer to you: leave him.
You can try and patch things up all you want, but you're never going to fix everything, and you are just going to wind up miserable.
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Okay i need advice, i dont know if i should stay on this site or not??!?! everybody keeps asking questions like the questions "shower" and "18+" and this isnt very good to perants! so this is to YOU PEOPLE!!! the sick perverts in this world who are too pethetic that they have to ask things online!!! should i stay on the site? i need advice on this one. (link)
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No. Your question is so poorly worded and hard to understand, so I think the entire site would run a lot more smoothly if people like you didn't stick around.
How is "shower" a question? It's just a word.
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hello i just bought this cashmere shirt and everyones always like omg cashmere is so soft. well like when i wear it its all itchy and annoys me. is this just me being picky or is there something wrong with the shirt cause its not like a name brand. i just want to know cause im not sure i should bring it back. thanks so much guys. (link)
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Take it back and exchange it for a cheap shirt that you know is going to be comfortable. Cashmere is overrated and overpriced.
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I haven't eaten a real meal in 4 days. [small snacking occasionaly] I just haven't been hungry, I've been so busy with friends I really haven't even thought about food much. And to be honest I like not eating, I've thought about being anorexic for a week or two to lose a few pounds cause nothing ever happenes when I diet or exercise.
The thought of eating makes me feel sick, is this anorexia? Or is this just .. weird. lol thanks guyss xo. (link)
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Nah, it's anorexia. You're fine until you start losing weight below your ideal weight. And chances are, you're already under it.
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My little brother is driving me crazy!!! He hits me when he gets mad and leaves bruises! and he wont leave me alone! i have a lock on my door except its a hook lock so he just unlocks it! I would tell my mom but every time i tattle she gets mad at "me"!!! Im 13 and its because h's 10 and her little baby! its driving me crazy and i need help please!!!
I will rate 5 answers (link)
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Duct tape the door shut (put the tape across the lock so it can't be lifted up).
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What is the difference between Need for Speed Most wanted for ps2, and the black edition of it?????? (link)
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Learn to love www.google.com
I had no idea, but I searched on google and in under a minute had the answer.
http://www.filerush.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4619
"For clarification purposes, the Black Edition of Need For Speed Most Wanted includes 10 additional cars, one additional circuit track, and a few other goodies that do not come with the "regular" NFS: Most Wanted package."
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i am 15 years old and i have never had a boyfriend or kissed any guys. all my friends have and they have gone all the way with guys and i havent even kissed one. is this not normal? i am actually pretty and guys like me but thats as far as it gets. i hear guys like me and then i dont know what to do. so is this normal?? (link)
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Yes, it's normal.
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Im a fan of Insane Clown Posse,[and Twiztid] but not to an extent where I would consider myself a "Juggalette". I recently purchased a Hatchetman Necklace, which is pretty nice I might add, but can I only wear it if I am a Juggalette?..because i'm not really sure if the necklace represents being a juggalo, or just liking the music itself. I don't want anybody calling me a juggahoe or anything for that matter. Thanks for the help guys. mcl. (link)
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I don't think anyone else is going to get it.
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I have to go for my first "girly" check up alone because I am having problems at school and they are being slowly sorted out but my parents know nothign about it but my health is going down. What I want to know is during this check up do they really look at your vagina and boobs and what do they do to them? Also do they do anythign to your bum? I am really embarrest andits happening in a month please give me some advice. (link)
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Well done on asking a man.
You'll find out when you get there.
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This isn't a question that is only related to freindship. It has to do with many things and there isn't a category for all of the above. I have many problems and some are kind of confusing.
First- Everyone says that I am a nice person and that is my problem. Alot of people think that I am too nice. Everyone that comes to me with a problem (which seems to be like everyone) I help them out. I love that people can come to me with their problems and they can trust me and stuff but everyones problems seems to cause alot of drama in my life. I am constenly helping people. I just got a wake up call from a freind and they said that I need to figure out what I want in life. THen only thing that I can come up with is that I want to be happy. I want to help people and then as i thought about it more, I don't have any kind of plan for myself since i put everyone else in front of me. I barely ever think about myself and what I want because i don't want to be considered as a selfish cocky person.
1) How do I still help people and also consider myself?
2) How do I do this without adding drama to my life?
3) Where is the line between confident and cocky?
Second- I have this freind and he likes me alot. I don't know if I like him because I have a hard time trusting people. Everytime he says something really sweet, like I'm beautiful or something, I have a hard time believing that he actually means it. I don't know what to do.
Third- I was thinking about this alot and I realized that I have no confindence what so ever. I always look in the mirror saying whoa! I look awful today! Other people can go to a mirror and say I look good today. I am constantly comparing myself to others. I realized that my life is boring compared to others and that I don't have as good of a stlye as them. I need to be more self confindent.
1) How do I gain confidence?
2) How do I stop comparing myself to others?
Thanks! (link)
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1.1) Rather than solve everyone's problems for them, take a more passive role and get people to help themselves out. This puts less stress on yourself.
1.2) Pretty self explanitory.
1.3) There is no line, sorry. They are subjective terms, so what one considers to be the difference between the two is not necessarially going to be the same for another.
2) That's just trust you have to build in others, as well as a bit of self confidence in yourself - just enough to believe him.
3.1 & 3.2) Ah, it looks like you kind of answered question 2 with this. Maybe this seems like the kind of advice you can just ask for because you are used to giving advice to help others. These aren't exactly questions you can just ask someone and immediately be cured. You have to find your own way to bring out your strengths. You have to work on being happy with what you have, rather than be envious of what others have. There's no easy solution to this.
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I don't even know if I should be worrying about this...but I've been at a new public middle school for four months now. I have eight friends that I hang out with, and the rest are people I say "hi" to. I'm a really shy person, and I know that's part of my problem. How do I get those people that I just say "hi" to as my true friends? And I'm afraid that I ever try to hang out with these friends they'll think I'm weird or something. I keep getting nervous that I'll never really gain these true friends. I don't want to be forever that new girl that nobody knows or cares about. Please help, I rate fives. (link)
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What's wrong with the friends you hang out with now?
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My boyfriends staying the night tonight, and we're exchanging Christmas gifts, I'm extremely scared, because what if I don't like something he gets me? How am I supposed to react? Thanks. ♥ (link)
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Tell him the truth. "Oh, this present sucks, but thanks for the thought." Then you can just throw it away without a tainted conscience.
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tonite i caused half of my family to hate me right now cuz i didnt wanna spend the night with my cousin so i didnt tell her they asked me to call my mom and see if me and my sisters could so i called her and asked hoping she would say no but she said yes so wen we got to my cousins i told them i was going home so my cousin and her mom got really mad at me and then i went over my other aunties house and then my cousin took me home but she got a call tellin her not to take me home because i was being something but she did anyway and wen i got home my mom got mad at me for not spending the night and i just wanted to stay home and i made up a reason why i didnt wanna spend the night i said because they always put stuff on my face but then they found out and called me a liar so now they hate me am i wrong? (link)
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Use periods. Periods are your friends.
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Ever since sophomore year in high school a group of friends and I have always gone to South Padre for spring break. We're all sophomores in college now so this year is going to be our 5th. Well I have another friend that isn't apart of our group and she's going to Italy for spring break this year and asked me to come along.
Now, I'm not sure who to go with. I know what you're thinking though, "Italy, what an opportunity" But, I just went over the summer so it's not like a big deal. So should I just say no and go to South Padre?
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Flip a coin. If you are still uneasy with the decision, flip again.
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