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Q: Anyone alive????
pulse...check

breathing...check

im pretty sure im alive...yea

Q: Male 15
Why is it that i am never able to ask a girl out?
Most people say im just a stupid chicken and make fun of me. I need help :( Wats ur opinion?
a few of my friends have the same problem, i guess they just dont hang out with enough girls, if thats ur case, join a group of friends that hangs out with girls, n talk, have fun n try not be shy, which can be hard at the beginning, so have fun n good luck

Q: My boyfriend that I have been seeing for about 2 years is leaving for college at the end of summer. I want to do something really nice for him or get him something really special that he can take with him to always remember me. Anyone have some ideas? Thanks!
there are plenty of things you could give him
make him a photo album, with memorable photos. maybe make him a cd of songs that you know will remind him of you. or maybe just get him something nice that he could use while hes in college, maybe something that he would carry around every day or keep with him

Q: i live in a small town and there was a rumor that i was a lez but it blew ova a while ago but i still cant get a boyfriend in my town but i go to allot of otha towns and i can get any guy i want in but i like guys in my town more that probably y i can stay in a true relationship....how do i get the guys in my town to like me?
try to hang out with guys in your town, maybe hang out around your town with guys who arent from there, make sure youre seen with guys, so no 1 gets any wrong ideas (like rumors of you being a lez)
maybe that can help you a bit

Q: my friend likes to be funny and say things like -hey baby whats u up to?-or-well sexi i g2g-
now i dont think he's joking and i think i might like him---or just want to Really do things wit him since im not into the whole commitment thing....god damn what the hell do i do?
if you really dont think hes joking, then talk to him, tell him how u feel about him and maybe he will tell u how he feels about u....u never know he might want to "do things" with you also

Q: how do u make urself throw up. i no that i lean over and stick ur fingers down ur throat and cough.. is that rite..what else do u do
-just wondering
why would you want to make yourself throw up in the first place?
its not a healthy thing to do....

Q: I want to play either soccer or field hockey but i cant do both because there in the same season. which should i do?
i would go with soccer, soccer is a fun sport, but thats my opinion, maybe you should try picking whichever YOU like better

Q: everytimre i give a blow job to some guy i try not to swallow bc its gross but i keep doin it...wtf do i do?

and one more ?...i cant keep a stead relation ship with out bangin/blowing/or just all around cheatin wit otha guys...what do i do now?
you gotta learn to control yourself

and it sounds like ur never happy wit 1 guy and want more, so u gotta make a decision and go wit it....not rally an easy thing to do, but if u want things to change u should try being in relationships wit guys who make you happy, so then maybe you can go without cheating

Q: i CANNOT tell if my best guy friend is gay or not..he talks TOTALLY valley girlish and has a totally girly voice and walks like a girl and acts realli girly...but he says hes not..he had a gf tho but still.. then we went to dinner the other night and we had a gay waitor and somehow we became really comfortable with him and starting talkin wit him and making jokes..and my best guy friend was kinda checkin him out and tellin us to talk to him..the waitor was 20 and my friend was like tell him im 19 n stuff...i dunnnnooo what do u guyz think?
if he has a gf and he checks out other guys too, then he might be bi, if u wanna know the truth, you could ask him or if he has any other really close friends try to talk to them

Q: COME ON PEOPLE... ASK SOME QUESTIONS!!! I LOVE ANSWERING EM!!
yea answering questions is fun, bring them on

Q: whats a good way to get sleepy?
lay down, close your eyes, relax, try to clear your mind, maybe put on some relaxing music

i would never suggest pills, but if theres nothing else that helpsi guess you could try them if u really want

Q: How do you make your breath fresher... I mean I brush my teeth every day but my breath still doesnt smell that nice. Pwease help!



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mouthwash usually does the trick, use it every time after you brush, and when you use mouthwash, dont just let it go on your teeth, let it go all the way to the back of the mouth too

if the mouthwash doesnt help, gum or mints are always good

Q: i just drank a bottle of water and i feel hungry now and im on a diet and i cant eat anything likt but salads and fruits and vegies and i really cant go get um rite now cuz i dun wanan wake up my pareents being lound ya get wut im sayin..i guess i wil rate ya
you should try to go to sleep so you wont feel hungry, just relax and dont think about food

Q: wut does it mean when someone says ur "fairly pretty"
who says that?
anyway.....they most likely mean ur very pretty, or maybe just kinda pretty, but what does it matter, ur still pretty ;)

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