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A LiL BiT ABOUT MOi.,.,.,

i DONT SEE THE POiNT iN ASKiNG STOOPiD QUESTiONS.. iT BORES ME :(

ERM WAT ELSE?
i LOVE LiSTENiNG TO MUSic, GOiNG OUT WiTH MY FRiENDS, GETTiNG A LiL BiT TiPSY AND OF COURSE ADViCENATORS :p iTS SO GREAT, THE AMOUNT OF TiMES I NEEDED ADViCE AND iVE COME HERE, iTS AMAZinG.

THATS ALL i CAN THinK OF RiTE NOW
:D EMMA ♥
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I knew the answer to this riddle when I was little, but I can't remember it now.

Here is the riddle:
What is greater than God
worse than the devil
the poor have it
the rich need it
and if you eat it, you'll die? (link)
i was thinking love
but i i dont think you can eat it and die somehow
ha ha i have absolutley no idea sorry


i heard that cracking your fingers releases stress. is that true? becuase it is a natural habit for me and i can tell you... i am under a ton of stress! (link)
i heard it makes you more able to get arthoritus (sp) my grandad got that and hes had 4 elbow replacements.. not from cracking his fingers though but if its a habit carry on!!


Hi im 13/f and i have this guy friend who lives down the street from me and we are really tight i mean his parents would trust us both enough that they could leave the house and we could be upstairs alone(i swear we dont do anthing) we spend a lot of time together and i mean i can just like lay on his bed while he plays on the comouter or plays vidio games and we can talk about ANYTHING he is the only guy who i an acually talk to .... but the thing is i think ive developed a crush on him.... wat can i do to take our relationship further????...thanks (link)
im having the same problems.
i am planning just to kiss him
and see wat happens from there really
or you could explain how you feel cos best mates always make the best relationships cos of the amount of trust already there.
hope i helped
emma xoxo


Okay so there's alot of ways to get over an X-BF, but how do you just get over a guy -who's done nothing to youy. Hes like the sweetest guy ever, who would do anything for me. So dont tell me to focus on his bad traits cause he doesnt have any. But i still want to get over him..cause there's too much temptation with him. He doesnt presure me or anything..its my own body. w/e i dont know :S i just wanna get over him..but how do i do this when there's no actual reason to get over him. He hasnt done anything bad to me..but dont try to convince me to stay with him. Caue i know that i need to break up with him, but its hard you know.. and its not like i have any other guy that i can use to get my mind off of him..so what do i do?
Thanx for any help-. (link)
hey
just stop thinking about him.
thats what i did. he wasnt by bf i wanted to be with him sooooo much i was crying myself to sleep everynight.
so i just stopped thinking about him. there will be some days where all you can think about is him but dont.
why do you need to break up with him?
hope i helped
emma xoxox


I am AWESOME!!! Is there a problem with that? (link)
no
people hu think dey are awesome ROCK :D:D
lol
carry on wid ur awesomness


What realitives name do you shout when you give up? (link)
im probably being dumb
but i dont get your question :(
emma xox


whenever i scrunch my hair it ends up being thick and poofy not like how it should look like.. im wondering what i should do so it looks thinner and what to use on my hair and how much.. thanks! (link)
hey
i have the same kinda problem.
what i do is this (its weird but it works)
1) straighten
2) plait into bunches or if your hair is really thick but it into loadsa different plaits every where USE PLENTY OF MOOSE (sp?)
3) leave for a few hours... depending on how long you have
4) take out the plaits and apply a tiny bit of some kind of curl cream to help curls form
5) scrunch
it works for me but hey... if all else fails get a perm!! lol (no dont they go wrong)
hope i helped...
emma xoxox


Do females find guys with ape like hairy chests sexy? (link)
no personally i find it minging!! sorry
but some girls/women might
like austin powers (but thats just a film :(
but maybe if you wax??
lol
sorry, emma xoxox


im 13 and i have 2 b/f :( and i had sex with both 1 guy does it better but the other guy is way more cooler...... wat do i do ? (link)
OH MY GOD!!
what the HELL are you doing?
your 13 with two boyfriends and you've slept with BOTH??????? 1st i recomend you get a std test... even if you are a virgin and they werent (depends on age) wat should you do?
erm wait 3 years untill sex is actually LEGAL for one second... boys are just after sex they are using you dump both and i would sit down and think what you've done. god knows what your parents would think of you.
omg


Hi, I would like to know simple exercises that I can do in my bedroom which will enhance my breasts and butt. I am a female and am so freakin flat on both ends that I feel masculine when I'm facing the mirror and just really disdain looking at my backside. Please help.

Thank you. (link)
eat cake?
are you naturally skinny?
if so eat loadsa fatty stuff and as you put on weight then boobs and bum will form.
lol
i think?
emma xoxox


hey there's this guy i really like, he likes me too, but we're both nervous and not comfortable around each other, and we never no what to say. so i need help figuring out what i should say when i talk to him on the phone. i want to have a long conversation, but i never know what to talk about. i'm really bad at this kinda stuff. please help me! i want to get to know him better, but i don't want to ask him too many questions, or anoy him or anything. what should i say to start up a conversation? here are some facts about him that might be able to start a conversation...maybe... : he plays the drums and guitar, and he knows how to play smoke on the water on the guitar(and i also play guitar so do u think i should ask him how to play smoke on the water to start up a conversation? cuz i also reallly really wana hear him play guitar and drums so should i ask him to play it infront of the phone so i can hear it? if i should, then how should i ask him?) also, i'm really shy, so i'm not good at talking on the phone to people that i like
please help i rate high!! (link)
hiya
why dont you ask him if you can meet up and he can teach you some stuff on the guitar.
that way you get to hear him play, you wont get stuck for convosation.
just go up to him or ring him... whatever feels better and say something like this:
"hi, maybe we could get together sometime and you could teach me a few things on guitar" then just take it from there. i know its easier said than done but if you are both nervous then he will be pleased you got courage to ask to hang out.
hope i helped please rate me!!
emma xoxo good luck
: D


I have pretty long hair...when I hold my arms to my side, my hair comes to about an inch above my elbow. I'd like to get it layered, but I'm not sure...I have a round face, so I'd look bad with short layers, but a medium cut might be nice...but then again, I don't really want to part with my hair. It's not thin, but not abnormaly thick, either. Any ideas of new styles? It's gotta look good, too...because I'd like to ask this guy out, and new hair will make me confindent ;)

Thanks for reading; please answer with any ideas. (link)
hey
keep your hair that length but maybe just get like a lil trim and then get a side sweeping fringe and get loads of layers. it would look great tousled like sienna millers or joss stones.
hope i helped
xx
emma


hey is size 8 really big for jeans..cause am 124 pounds and i keep lookin at my thighs and think they are fat .but for some people 124 pouds .they look slim.and i think look really fat in my thighs.and i have very little body fat.so is 124 pounds fat .and its not like i have eating disorders.i just want to know. (link)
hey
it depends how tall you are!
and where you live
in the UK size 8 is tiny
im not sure about the USA if you live there
just as long as you eat healthily and excersise regularly (sp?) things should be fine..
girls come in all shapes and sizes so just be happy!
hope i helped
emma xoxo


This guy, Justin, and I got back together a couple of weeks ago after breaking up. We have been on and off for about a year, the longest time we went out was for 2 1/2 months. Well I went out with this guy Nick, and Justin didn't call me almost all summer because he thought I was still with him. When he found out we weren't together he called me and we both confessed that we'd never stopped loving each other. Now that we're back together, I've fallen harder for him that ever before, and we have alot stronger connection. He's a totally changed person. He's trying to stop doing drugs and smoking, he backed away from a fight yesterday for me, he actually DANCED for the first time in his life and before we started going out he called my dad for permission to be with me. He's actually doing his schoolwork and staying out of trouble and he tells me it's because he loves me and will change to be with me, even if I don't ask him too.

That's just a little bit of background information though, so you can see that we really do love each other and this isn't just an impulse desicion. Well...I've always thought of him as maybe being my first and lately I've thought about it more and more. Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to do it for a long while, but I do have a few questions.

How bad does it hurt?
What do I do...if I'm on bottom OR top?
What are the condoms that are most reliable?
Did you regret your first time?
Anything else?

Sorry it's so long but THANK YOU SOO MUCH IF YOU ANSWER! (link)
hi
awww hunni thats such a sweet story!
sounds like you have got a great bf sounds as if hes fallen for you loads!
if its your first time it might hurt a tiny bit and you might bleed. because your hymen will be broken but if you use tampons or horse riding i heard that that could break your hymen. just relax and go with the flow... if your on top then i think its best to like be sitting on him because you will be more in control and then well.... continue.. lol but if your on the bottom he takes control..just see what happens go with the flow hunni! you wont regret your first time if its with the person you love and trust. condom wise go to your chemist... im not sure where you live but either go to your doctor or to like a pharmacy and look for ones with the kite mark on them. that means they are safe.
hope i helped
just keep it natural and take things slowly
emma xoxox




okay well whoever tells me an advice to this, thank you very much!!!!! (link)
omg im in the exact same position. i asked him out and it lasted like a day cos it felt weird but i regret it soo much! this was like 2 years ago and i still regret it now. and now hes leaving to live in australia. so i want to tell him how i feel before he goes but just tell him how you feel. you never know whats going to change just tell him what you feel towards him and see what he says. just go with the flow.
please!! omg you will regret if you dont :(
good luck
emma x0x0x


how soon is now? (link)
now is when ever you make it


(16/f) ok so this guy caught me playing with my breasts and other places in the washroom at school and now hes threatening to tell everyone unless i go out with him and let him fuck me whenever he wants. what should i do? (link)
first off what was a guy doin in a female washroom?
i live in the UK so i dunno if its different in USA but here we have seperate areas lol
so yer
just make out that when he saw you playin wid ur self he flashed his dick and it was really small. or summin he he
OOOO pretend you went to shag him n make out he couldnt get it up
hope i helped
emma xoxo


i cant understand why i cant attract any boys.Alot of my guy friends think im hot but they just think im not the girl a boy will go for as a girlfriend.i dont know whats wrong with me.if im friendly they think im desperate for friends if im not im a snob.i just cant seems to do it right.my girl friends who is less preetier seems to attract more boys.i just want to feel special sometimes.i think ill never will. (link)
just be yourself.
thats all i can say
dont act too relaxed and dont act to tense around boys,, just show like your having a gd time and friendly n out going then they will be flooding to ya
gd luck
emma xoxox


I want to get my lip pierced but idk if it'd look good on me, alot of people said it would but i just want some more advice uhhhhh..
here's a link to my picture o_O

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glitterglitz/9d7f9fd3.jpg

lol i drew one on once and it looked okay haha.
but ugh its body manipulating and i just wanna make sure o_o
(link)
yah
it kinda suits your look if ya get wat i mean
lol
go for it
= )
emma xoxo


well my exboyfriend keeps prank calling me and i know its him ...and i keep telling him to stop but he wont ...what should i do???? (link)
change ur number
threaten him
hire the mafia n get him killed
report him to immigration n get him deported

sum ideas...
lol




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