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OY! wats up Jake the Snake here 2 personaly give u advice and help u w/ ne problems and plz dont b shy 2 ask nething. im always available so u dont need 2 wait long. im also single and like 2 flirt and i absoluttlet LOVE!!! makin people laff. its my thing. so if ur lookin for advice, 2 flirt, or a laff. im ur man. just a few things bout me:

Name: Jake
Age:14
State:MA
Sex:Male
Height. 6'
Weight: 145
Status: single
Hair color: strawberry blonde
Siblings: 3 younger bros (one of them has autism)
Zodiac: Aquarius
Fav Animal: Snake
wants 2 be: marine biologist or herpetologist Sexual Experiance:none yet but i want my virginity gone ASAP! Sports: sk8bording, snowboarding, and baseball (which i suck at) someday id like 2 race in motocross Instrument: Guitar Fav Bands: AC/DC, P.O.D., Jimmmi Hendrix, SRV, Black Sabbath Fav Quote: "It is not out abilities thta show who we truly are, it is outr choices." chose wisley ;)

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I have been in a relationship for a long time. I recently discovered that my girlfriend wants to bring another woman into our sex life...what should i do??? I realy care about my girlfriend i wonder if it would ruin what we have???

R U KIDDING ME !?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THE MORE THE MERRIER THINK ABOUT IT...... 2 WOMEN!!!!! AND UR GIRL FRIEND WANTS 2/1/1/1 thi is a very rare oppurtunity my friend so just go w/ it!!! have fun!;)

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ok heres the deal sorry if it's kinda longg..

well my boyfriend one day got into a fight and i was so like depressed nd shit that i cut myself and yeah but then we got the fight resolved, and like we went out for a week after skool ended and then he dumped me cuz he felt guilty for being my boyfriend and not being able to see me..and he went out with this grl nikki from his camp, then after that we got back together and then after like 2 weeks he dumped me again same reason diff. girl her name is lauren (also goes to his camp) then dumped lauren and went for another grl katilin who came to vist from maryland for a week and then dumped her and now were going out... notice the pattern and i think he does love me on some extent but he also has to be with other girls oh and b4 katilin i went to bahamas for a week and didnt have fone service so i didnt get 2 talk to him and my bff told me that while i was gone he hit on her and told her he loved her nd everything and also now wen were going out he still sometimes tells her that even though shes not interested and like he told me that during the yr. he has to dump me and go out with this gurl nicole to help her make her ex boyfriend jealouse cuz he cheated on her but she likes my boyfriend (whos name is charlie by the way)!! ?? help!!!!!!!!! is he just desparate?? lost intrest?? cheating?? does he really love me??? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or

oly shit....that is extemely confusing......but fortunatly i can help. just leave him he OBVIOUSLY is not interested in alot if hes goin out w/ like 50 friggin girls in month or something. u gottawait til he gets his priorities in order. ask him if he really wants 2 b w/ u and only u. if the answer is not a flat out yes ...then ditch him cuz hes just way ova his head in girls right now(lucky bastard). tell me if this helped! !!PLZ RATE ME!!

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What do you get guys for gifts????

um... a guitar or drumset a car um theres nothing really afforable that a boy wants. but if u just show him ur love in sexual ways then he'll deffinatly b happy and that basically the best gift u can give him. im not sayin that cuz im a sicko im jjust sayin that cuz im a guy and its tru. !!rate me!!

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i think i look really ugly when i smile..but everyone says that smiling makes u look prettier but i dont think i do. all my friends get mad at me when i dont smile but i dont know what to do! HELP!

LMAO u think u lok bad wen u smile!?!?!?!?!?!? just look at my pic in my advice column and youll feel better trust me ;)

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i cannot use the bathroom when im not at home. im so afraid someone will come thru the wall behind the toilet when im going and strangle me like in austin powers 1. is that weird?

i dont thinnk so cuz i have similar fears wen i go 2 bed i think freddy or jason is gonna com up in front of my bed or every time i look at the front door and its night time i think one the creatures from the village is gonna run by it so ur not alone.

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what is an orgasm?

if ur a boy its that feeling u get wen u beat off right b4 u burst lol hope thst hepled if ur a guy drop ne sexual questions in box that u mite hav

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Can you give yourself a orgasm without popping your cherry?

i hav no idea wat u guys r talkin bout...but i hav a felling its seriously rong (jk)

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I'm a female who is 15 years old. I'm going to be a sophomore in high school starting September. My question is, I can not seem to ever find a guy that is worth my time. Don't get me wrong, I'm on pom squad, I'm not a geek or anything. I just can't seem to find a steady boyfriend. I usually date older guys but I'm trying to find someone more my age. Any ideas on how to become more approachable to guys?

theyre prbably to intimidated by u and 2 shy 2 b w/ u. if u start talkin and hangin out w/ different guys ur age whoknows u mite just find sum1. !!rate me!!

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okay i have this guy friend and see i dont know if i like him because i havnt seen him in a while and he gave me a hug today and i liked it and then he told me he got a girlfriend and i got mad does that mean i like him?

it just meens ur a little jealous cuz hes gonna b payin alot of attention to his gf and not as much 2 u. plz rate me!!

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ok, im a 17 yr old female, and i have been "seeing" this guy. not really dating, because he doesnt think he's "boyfriend material" i dont understand this, but i know he cares about me the same way i care about him.

i wrote him a 3 page long letter telling him how i felt. he told me he liked it and he reads it often.

we hang out alot (many times for 10 or more hours or untill like 1 am!) and every time, we hold hands and cuddle and hold each other close the whole time, even around our parents. my family loves him and his family thinks i am just the sweetest thing to walk the planet.

but...alwayz a but...he and i have dated before. and he ask me out both times. so now i think it is my turn to ask him out, to show him how much i care. but, i dont want to scare him off.

so i ask you guyz, does a girl askign a guy out kind of freak him out, or do they like it? and i also would like to know if anyone has any ideas what he meant by "i dont think i'm boyfriend material". please help me out!

ok well guys actullay find it better wen the girl asks them out (well most do) becuz they go thru stress getting up the courage 2 ask. i no i would prefer a girl ask me out. and wen he says not "boyfriend material" it just meens that hes not ready for that kind of commitment and he probably has other things goin on rite now and he wouldnt want it 2 interfere w/ the relationship. well hope i helped !!rate me!!

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um i have a question . . . I like this guy but hes kinda of what you would call a "nerd" and if i ever went out with him people would laugh at me.Should i go out with him or find someone else?

dude, it duznt matter, wat matters is if u like him alot dont think of wat other people say but if u dont want them 2 no then dont let ne1 no in other words TELL NO1! make the rite choice !rate me!!

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all my friends have got got boyfriends and i havent (im 14 and female), i havent even been with someone, n im scared that they will call me frigid, my mates boyfriend keeps saying 2 me that his mate will go out with me but ive neva met him n i dont wanna go out wit him either.

has any1 got any advice for me???

look im a 14 year old male and ive never had a gf but thats becuz i dont want a relationship yet becuz all my friends hav or had gfs and i c that now a days relationships only last a few weeks and then they cry over it and its just stupid so im gonna wait till im 15 or 16 so u dont have 2 have a bf if u dont want one now remember dont just et one cuz everyone else has one becuz thats just wrong. hope i helped good luck !!rate me!!

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OK this might be long but i really need some advice there this girl i really like i talk to her and i told her i like her i but i never ask her out and im in love with this girl before i can ask her out she going out with some1 elese and i still love her and i talk about her every day and think about her every day what should i do

just wait until she brakes because now a days relationships only last a few weeks so b patient man aight peace and good luck

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im going to a new school and i have a friend there that hangs out with a lot of guys. for some reason im really shy around guys so, what do i do???

how do i break the barrier of being shy towards them?

HELP!!

ask ur friend wat they like and wat hey talk bout and then just get in conversations w/ them and b4 u no it youll b talk 2 them nonstop w/out hesitation
goodluck !!rate me!!

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see well okay at the store my mom had to run in for a few things, well my x b/f came to talk to me ,(with his new gurlfriend!) and I couldnt
talk i was speachless!, But he broke up with her right there and then , and in front of her he asked me back out and I couldn't say anything to answer!!should I or shouldn't i?? and he said i was hott in front of her.!!!!
PLZ Help!!!
AS SOON AS U CAN!!!

ok dude that guys an ass if he dumps in front of his x and then asks her out i meen wheres the desency in that thats kids crap and he duznt deserve u u should turn him if hes that much of a scumbag. b strong ok. plz rate me!

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has anybody been watching the news?? hurricane charlie... is it gunna b near miami?? i really dont think were prepare for a hurricane at my house... i dont think my dad wants to worry about getting ready for it cuz when we do it ends up not hitting us... wut do i do?? i have a dog that is only an outside dog. i think mayb we might b able to put him in the garage but its really hot in there. does anybody have any ideas for any of this?? charlie is already a catagory 1.

lock the doors the windows shut the garage get ur dog in the house no matter wat it takes and wateer u do....dont go outside. htis reminds me of a joke wen i was down at florida keys a hurricane was about 2 hit and they evacuated the keys and there was this one guy hoo wanted 2 stay bak and tie himself 2 a tree on the beach 2 proov a point and the point was that at 53 years of age he was in fit enough condition to withstand the winds and rain of a force 3 hurricane...alright(in a sarcastic way)....i sed 2 him its not THAT the wind is blowin, its WHAT the wind is blowin. if u get hit w/ a volvo, it duznt matter how many sit-ups u did that mornin. if u get a yield sign in ur spleen, joggin dont com in 2 play! lmao i hoped this helped well ne ways stay indoors and pray
Good Luck ;)

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theres this guy that has liked me for quite some time now, i even got in a fight with him b/c he liked me during the time he had a g/f and i told his girlfriend to ler her know and he denied it. Now theyve been broken up for quite a few months now and he lieks me, and im starting to liek him. him and i ahve said some hurtful things to eachother but now we're over it, we've matured and nwo we tslk to eachother again. my best friend still cant believe that i would even be friends with him after some thigns that he's said. she tells me that i shouldnt give him a chance. but i want to. what do i do? my best friend practically hates him. please help..i rate good!!!

well u should only do wat u want 2 basically and as for ur friend its not her life its yours so dont let her control it just....well.........b your self!! tell me if this helped!

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Has anyone in here ever tried smoking pot and their not a complete pt head? I want to try it cause it looks and sounds fun.. but I don't want to become a pot-head. I just want to know what its like ur first time.

I want to be able to smoke with my boyfriend.. and not like caugh and stuff.. but not like have to rely on pot to have fun.

Can anyone tell me what its like to try it for the first time??

OK listen i tell this 2 everyone who duz this, this a tru story bout my friends and pot:i com from a skool where alot of kids do drugs and drink and we're only 14. i have never tried it tho i have been offered it. a bunch of my friends r in drug rehab now and one them has lung cancer and the doctor sed he has until the end of september 2 live! ive nown him since kindergarten and now im gonna lose him. another one of my very good friends died earlier this year from smking pot. a month b4 that i tried 2 get him off it...i tried 2 help him....but he couldnt help himself...he was found by his parents in his room on the floor w/ foam comi out of his mouth and blood dripping down his face. he only did pot for 2 months!! SO PLZ 4 THE LOVE OF GOD DOONT DO DRUGS IT KILLS RELATIONSHIPS AND PEOPLE AND I HATE IT WEN PEOPLE WANNA TRY IT CUZ THEIR JUST GONNA END UP LIKE MY FRIENDS AND I CANT LET THAT HAPPEN!! so plz plz think of wat i have told u and remeber it every time u think o doin drugs

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Kevin1986 here again. I've been hearing a lot about guys only look at looks and everything like that. Lemme set the record straight here. If a girl is hott,she's a lot more likely to get asked out,true enough. But very few guys will tolerate a hot bitch. We're much more likely to go for the average looking girl with a great personality. I get pissed when we're made to look the bad guy and not every guy is as shallow as you describe. And besides,who are you more likely to ask out,Brad Pitt or the nice fat guy down the street? Stop being so hypocritical.

wat can i sayy the man's got a point and a good one at that i mite b a bit shallow but if the girls real bitchy then i just let her go

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I have a problem with opening up to my friends. I've been a big flirt for like my whole life! I even won biggest flirt at my middle school. But I havent really DONE anything if you know what I mean. Like I kissed but didnt make out. ANYWAYS i have two best friends and they havent done that either! But I have a secret. I actually have gone farther than that a couple times... I'm not comfortable telling them about it because they asked me what happened when "john" came over to my house and I told them NOTHING! so then they would know I lied to them. I dont want any answers saying something like "be honest cuz thats the best" blah blah blah!
I just dont know what to do....

im not gonna tellu 2 b honest i think u and only u shud decide if u wanna tell them or not and if u dint want 2 then tell them that. if they r good friends then theyll understand

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