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i'm kaylaa and i'm an extra fatty, because this girl on advicenators says i am. :]

btw: i've had advicenators before , for about 2 yrs but i forgot my username and password :[

advice

ok there are these shoes called crocs I think. they are those plastic type shoes that are like 8 dollars at walmart. people have told me they are comfy but i dont see it ... they are hard plastic basically. Are they really comfy? will they help me if im on my feet say, 9 or so hours a day?

I've tried them on before and i think they are so comfortable. I'd say they will help your feet , most nurses wear them :]]]

x ' kaylaaaaa

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i love the victorian room look. here are some examples of what i mean.

http://images.delias.com//150991_wmu_g.jpg
(the outline of that board)

http://images.delias.com//151902_blm_w.jpg
(the print)

http://images.delias.com//152681_blm_w.jpg
(the print on the bedding)

If you know of anything i can find like this to go in my new room that would be great! ANYTHING. Oh and i wnat to add a mix of Paris, France in it. ANYTHING!

go to wakeupfrankie.com :]]]]


x ' kaylaaaaa

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Tonight i had sex for the second time.
We used a condom and i saw the sperm in the condom after we finished and there were no holes, then we did it again with a new condom but he didn't finish off because we didnt have enough time.My cherry popped this time but it barely bled at all and im just wondering , the chances of me being pregnant are really low right?
Thank you !

yes , because you used a condom and it didn't break means most likely you aren't pregnant , but always use protection in the future.

x'kayla

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Im still a virgin and i was wondering to thoses who are no longer a virgin do you wish you were or are you glad you had sex cause i want to have sex but then again when getting married it would be alot more fun

i wish i could of waited untill i get married. :/

x' kaylaaaaaa

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i think i just wanna leave this world and
never come back. i HATE HATE HATE HATE my
family.you just dont know what ive been
through. its untakable. i just turned 13
a couple of months ago and im too young
to be dealing with this. my parents are
cheap selfish people and they wont buy
me ANY clothes. and thats against the law
you know. they have to provide me with clothing
but they dont. i already have 2 jobs but obviously
they cant pay for all the clothes i want.
all of my clothes have rips in them and they
arent even summer they are longsleeves and i
think im gunna fricking sweat to death in them.
this just isnt fair to me. i already pay for
EVERYTHING i get but clothing? thats just not
right. and theres no money problems in my
family whatsoever because my moms a lawyer and
my dad is the vice president of a bank. and how
selfish can they be to not even provide necessity
item to their daughter. im 13 i just dont think i
should be going through this. its ridiculous!
whats a number i can call to help me ?! no i would
never kill myself but ughh my parents ruin my life.


='(

when you do get money go to Gordmans.... they have nice shorts and they are only like 7.99 :]]

i'm a spoiled brat and i get pissed off when my parents don't give me what i want. i'm not ashamed of it , they shouldn't be greedy with YOUR money :]

take care.
x' kaylaaaaa

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ok im getting my hair chemially straightened. does it really work? is it bad for your hair? what are the pros and cons?

thanks in advance

i got mine done , it cost me 70$ at a place called Great Hair. My hair got curly again about 8 months later. It makes it easier to straighten it when you first get it done , but then it just goes back to normal sooner or later.

x' kaylaaaa

ohh ya and to xee99 or whatever ; my hair doesn't look gross :]]]]

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my name is Rachel and iam 18 years old and my cousin traci always bosses me around and she's 15 years old and if i don't do what she says she says she won't speak to me again what should i do?

tell her that its ok if she never talks to you again , she'll come around. she just keeps bossing you because she knows she can , when you tell her she can't do it anymore than she will stop.

x'kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Im a 15 year old female and me and my man been together for over a year and we have been talking about having sex....im sure we are ready but im not sure if im ready for the pain that comes along with your first time. Any advice on how to ease the pain?

Before i had sex i was always so scared , like it was going to hurt really bad. then when i finally had sex it didn't hurt as bad as i thought it would. i don't think you should worry about the pain , if there is even any you should be able to handle it. its not like a major pain or anything.

x ' kaylaaaaa

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ok on myspace i was trying out different layouts and then i looked at the page and was wide, i mean really wide.like you couldn't go up or down, just left and right. what do i do to fix this? please help me.

go to www.whateverlife.com they should have some neat stuff on there and stuff to help your problem..... :]]

x ' kaylaaaaaaaaa

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ok. so i'm at my friend's house and we really want to prank call this really hot guy & she wants me to use my cell phone. well, we tried doing " *67 + my friend's home phone " to test, and it came up like private on her caller-ID. but isn't there a way to like track the last call received? like by pressing *67 EVEN IF I DO *67 BEFOER HIS NUMBER? is there ANY way he can find out my cell number? please tell the truth! love youuu.

if you press star67 then the only way the can find out is by calling the phone company which he probably won't do. :]]]

x ' kaylaa
if you press star69 then it will just tell him that the last call recieved cannot be givin out.

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I really want a puppy and my mom said the only puppy we can get is if its a really small puppy. Like a chihuahua. Anyways, She doesn't think I would take good care of it. I know I would I've always wanted a puppy. I do not have my license so I am home all summer ( I live in the country so its hard to go to town ) so i would always be here to take it out, walk it, train it, play with it, etc. I just need to write her a small email telling her that I KNOW i can do this. I just need help how to sound very reassuring

show her by taking care of an egg , if your really creative then you would figure out it would actually be a cool experience. if it brakes , tell your mom than you can't take care of a dogg.

x ' kaylaaaa
hope i helped ;]

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ok well my friend says she has cravings to hump stuff but she hates humping stuffed animals and stuff. so she said she tryed humping her dog naked and she said it felted awesome. she went all in to detail saying how (her dog is a boy) how her dogs balls fell so good up against her pussy and all this stuff and i mean she says she loves lickin his balls and all this stuff and i mean HES A DOG!!! so i mean i dunno. she says she makes out with her dog (frenchin it and everything) and she says that she licks his balls and humpes him naked, and she says she likes it. is that normal???

i don't think that is normal what so ever. that's cruelty to animals haha not really i don't guess but that's nasty. you should tell her parents or something.... sickning.

x ' kaylaa

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I have a weird red bump about the size of a mosquito bite on the left outside "lip" of my vagina. I don't know what it is, it doesn't itch or anything, it's just really sore. I put Neosporin on it, but i don't know what else to do. Does anyone know what this might be, what caused it, and what i should do to get rid of it?


Thanks!

it's probably an ingrown hair , espeacially if you shave down there. or mabe a STD ? i'd tell my mom about it.

- kaylaaaa

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I cut. I need help. I want to go to guidance at school.

What happens once I go and tell them?
Other than call my mom.

i think the best thing to do is stop. if you tell your guidance counselors then they might put you in a pysco place.... you probably don't want that. and nothing is worth destroying your body , and by cutting yourself is ofter known as destroying your body. my advice , go to a friend on this one. if that doesnt help then mabe you really do need some helpp...

x ' kaylaaa

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my hair is naturally curly.
and i've always hated my curls.
it takes a long time for my hair to dry once i shower it because its really thick (thanks curls) so recently ive been straightening my horror hair and this is what i do:

wash my hair on sunday night
wake up at 5:00am monday morning and straighten it.
but im mega tired so it turns out like shit.

is there any other way i can do this?
like i only wash my hair once a week
and thats on sunday night
i dont even use a flatiron.
my curls are so bad when its dried like its publicly embaressing.

i hate having my hair curly.
then i hate washing it only once a week because i know thats not good.


1. Go to a Salon and asked to get your hair permently straightined , it takes alot of the curls out and it makes it easier to straightin. It cost me about 70$.

2. Get a straightener :] that's something that you really need to do.

YOU SHOULD DO 1 and 2.

3. after you do those things , go to walmart or walgreens and get something that is called " got2b " crazy sleek. Under that it will say hot smooth flat iron and blow dry lotion. It can be found by the shampoos and conditioners and is around 5 dollars if that. The spray bottle is pink and orange. you spray it on towel dry hair and then blow dry and straighten it :]]]

4. Also i suggest Garnier Frutis sleek and shine condition , 3 minute mousse. you put it on after shampooing and keep it in for 3 minutes then rinse it out. that you could too find at walmart or walgreens. around 5 dollars ...

x ' kaylaaa

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welll, i'm dating this guy who is 17& a junior& i'm 14& in the 8th grade, next year in novemeber he will be 18& a senior& I will be 15& a freshman.
Do you think this age difference is wrong?

& so i'm allowed to see him I told my mom he was 16 turning 17. I really like him alot, i'm just afriad of getting hurt.
like last night I was with him& we went to a playground& we layed in this tree house& looked at the stars then I fell asleep on his cheast and he didn't kiss me, he'd only kiss my forehead or my hand because he didn't want to rush anything, then he mentioned that his favorite movie was spiderman, so as I was leaving to go back home and he was laying down on the floor and I went over his head& kissed him like they do in the movie, the upside down kiss.
do you think I should have done that?
I really liked last night, alot.


I think he is serious about your relationship :]. most guys want to rub all over you , but he seems down to earth. it's a good thing ;] i bet he liked the kiss , he realized you actually were listening to his interests.

x ' kaylaaaaaa

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which tampon brand do you prefer... (plastic)

PLAYTEX GENTLE GLIDE

or

TAMPAX PEARL?

just want to know which kind works the best for you, thanks.

pppppeeeeaaaarlllll :]]

x ' kaylaaaaaa

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I got my nails done yesterday, I've never gotten them done before. I got a french manicure. When I came home I put an extra coat of clear nail polish over them. I want them to last until I go on vacation this friday. Do you think they will?

i keep mine on for like 4 or 5 weeks , they will deffently last till friday!

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okay so im making a cd to put in my car for the summer..can anyone think of some good summer songs to put on it..thanks =]

hmmm. I think i'll help you out alittle bit more than the other person did :]

1. Fergie " big girls don't cry " my faveee :]
2. Fergie " glamorous "
3. Rihanna " umbrella "
4. Avril lavigne " girlfriend "
5. Ciara " like a boy "
6. Mims " this is why im hot "
7. Lloyd " you "
8. Beyonce " deja vu "
9. Paul wall ft JD " im throwed "
10. Bone thugs in harmony " i tried "
11. Christina Augularia " hurt "
12. Brooke Hogan " about us "

x ' kaylaaaa
have a good summer. :]]]]]]

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alright so i've heard of a drug called "grass"
is it like a nick name for weed or do people take grass and roll it and smoke it or some other method of using it? or both?

p.s. i'm not interesting in doing it i'm just confused. thanks in advanced

well considering i know quite a bit about marijuana , i think that is another word for it :] nobody smokes grass ;]


x ' kaylaa

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