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13/f -- I am really scared because recentyl i was dared by my friends to go to porn websites on my compter ..But i deleted my history right after -- then i read something about people going to jail and i was wondering can you go to jail for looking at internet porn? I promise myself i will never do it again and i know it was really wrong but i dont want to go to jail!! And im crying im so scared ..what do i do?

Its all right, Hun! You won't go to jail! It was a good thing you deleted the history! Just stop crying and try to calm down abit from it all
x0x morgan

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OK so my boyfriend got me a lot for Valentine's day and all I got him was a teddy bear. I cant think of anything else to get him. If anyone has any ideas at all please help me!! Thanx so so so much , I rate high.

You could get him a bag of candy or make him something yourself. You could burn him a CD
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My old bff spread rumors that i was cutting myself and had social problems when i was out of school one week beacause i had mono. Everyone believed them and it about ruined my social life i had no friends for about a month then i met my new bff. The old one apologized and we are friends again but she always tries to start little fights between us like i couldnt talk to her crush or ne other boy cuz i have a bf. Wut should i do? friends or not friends?

If she is treating like this then why be friends with someone like that! You would definitly not be friends with her at all!! That is not how a true friend would act!
Hope I Helped
x0x morgan

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Does the person who asked you a question know if you rejected it?

nope they dont know
x0x morgan

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hi,
my girlfriend was late on her period by 2 days and then we had sexual intercourse. she is still late 5 days after we had sexual intercourse what does this mean? im sure the condom did not split and everything went fine but im still worried. was she most fertile then or least could you please tell me?

thanks,
rob

hey! i would have her have a home pregnany test because it sure does sound like she is pregnant!
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i have swimming every-other day first hour at my school. basically, we have to swim for 50 minutes, and then we get 10 minutes to shower - change- and get ready, and then itsoff to our next class. i`m very much a girly-girl, hardly ever seen without my makeup on and spend over an hour getting ready for things. I NEED HELP how am i suposed to get ready in 10 minutes?! and how can i do my hair really cute when it`s wet?? i don`t really care about not having time to put on my make up, because i don't really want to be known as the barbie. BUT i dont want to have gross nasty hair either! HELPPPP

i would put it into a ponytail or a cute bun for the day
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i want to join a sport but i dont know which on? i am 14 years old and i a girl.

i would do either cheerleading os like basketball. but it depends on what you are interested about.
x0x morgan

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well my parents fight all the time and i get so worry that i cry my self to sleep...and one time i called the cops and told them that they got into a fight and the cops came tried to talk to my parents but they still fight after that and my mom has anger problems and she has stab him before wih a pole. me and my dad ran into the bathroom and he was bleeding... and now i just dont no what to do anymore its get me stressed out and all. i love my parents i just dont know what to do anymore! please help ASAP!!!
thanks

Hey! Its ok when you cry because alot of people go through that with there parents. It was really smart for you to call the cops because the cops could have sent them to couples therapy. if she is satbing your dad with a pole then you definitly need to talk to her about her anger problems. Its was a good idea to run for cover when you and your dad ran to the bathroom. well you should ask them to go to couples therepy and talk it out!! If you want to do more family stuff try and have a family game night, and once a week you and your parents go out and eat. Try to get them to do more stuff together! I hope I help!
x0x morgan

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I asked this guy out. He said no cuz he can't date till he's 16. So, is there a chance that he likes me, but just can't date. Or is it one of those lines? He flirts with me, and a few people think he likes me, and his sister told me she thinks he does.

if hw seems like he likes you then he is teling the truth
x0x morgan

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i have orangy-red hair, brown eyes and pale skin. what color eyeliner would look good on me? if you need more info just tell me! i rate 5s to answers that dont piss me off.

i w0uld try burgundy 0r even black!!
x0x m0rgan

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I have a friend that ive known for several years. She lives a very long distance away from me and theres nothing i can do physcially for her. Her father makes her have sex with him on a nightly basis. Is there any way i can help her get help. Shes afraid of going against him, because he is paying for her college and everything. I love her to death. What can i do?

i think that y0u need to call the p0lice f0r her because that is rape and it is n0t g00d f0r her!!
the c0ps will definitly d0 s0mething ab0ut it!
x0x m0rgan

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hi, uhhh its kinda hard to talk about this but, I dont know what to tell my boifriend, I mean he asked me if I was a virgin or not n i keep aboiding the question, you see when I was 13 I was rapped, what should I tell my boifrien? should I lie or tell him the truth, do you think it will effect the relationship?

thanks so much (I rate well!!!) HaLeY

i w0uld tell him definitly!!!
x0x m0rgan

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ok today I was talking to my boyfriend and he said that i dont think this relationship is gonna work out and i asked him y and he said because we dont ever do anything together and when where on the phone I never talk to him. ok this is no reason to break up with someone but i said that we cant ever go anywhere because your grounded and you dont say anything on the phone then he hung up on me wat do i do? Should i call him back should i break up with him help me out here!!!
SCM

i w0uld break up with him because that s0unds like it is n0t a fun relati0nship!
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Ok, my ex-boyfriend and I are friends now. And we had a talk about my love life. He wanted to know so I told him. I brought up that one of my crushes is kind of offstandish towards me and he replied "one day he'll wake up and see the morning blossom." Then later he asked which one of my crushes I want to die with. What does all of that mean?

it means he still has a crush 0n y0u!!!
x0x m0rgan

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Everytime i talk on the phine with my boyfriend and we discuss sexual stuff, like maybe taking our relationship to the next step, i start to shake and i shake like i'm really cold, but i'm not..and even hours afterwards i keep shaking. What's going on?

y0u c0uld be even nerv0us 0r scared 0r even excited.
x0x m0rgan

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My Hermit crabs have been acting funny lately! One of them is running around with no shell and the others havent came out from under the sand for weeeks.. is this normal for them?

if anyone has any good sites with information.. they are guarenteed a 5

well i w0uld make sure that y0u have diferent size shells in the tank f0r the hermit crab t0 ch00se fr0m. but i am n0t sure ab0ut the 0ther crab w the sand, that d0es n0t s0uld n0rmal.
x0x m0rgan

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Okay, in the state that i live in, there is a really good highschool. i took the entrance test to it and i think i did pretty good. I got the letter telling me if i got in or not today and i cant open it until my dad gets back from California. i want to stay where i am because of my friends, but i want to go to the other highschool because its a really nice school and i feel that i can get more out of it. I'm afraid that if i go to the new highschool, ill lose all my friends. But im afraid if i stay, ill be missing out on so much.(education wise).So my question to you is: Which school in this case should i go to?

well y0u c0uld still talk t0 all y0ur friends on the ph0ne. but i w0uld g0 t0 the 0ther highsch00l, because 0f educati0n wise. if y0u still want t0 talk t0 y0ur friends y0u c0uld im them and email them.
x0x m0rgan

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I went to my gyno a week or two ago becuase i have had irregular periods for about 5 years so she decided the best thing to regulate my periods and help with my acne, was to put me on the pill..so today i started my period which means tomorrow (since its sunday) will be my first day to take the pill..anyway my question is...i have heard from many people that the pill since it deals with your hormones and such it causes you to gain weight..i am very self contious and a little heavier than i would like to be as it is now..so will it cause me to gain inevitable weight??????? please does anyone know????

n0 but it gives y0u sh0rter peri0ds th0ugh
x0x m0rgan

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When you go to the gym, is it best to do say---15 minutes on the treadmill, 15 on the bike, and 15 on the elipitical, or is better to do 45 minutes straight on one of them. And how often should you switch up your routine? Should you do the treadmill 3 days a week, the bike 4? Or just treadmill all through the week? Some info here please!

i w0uld d0 that then lift s0me wieghts because y0u are w0rking different muscles
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Well it's winter and there is so much snow where I live that it is impossible to get any good running in...what are some good, fun cardio exercises you can do in the winter? I'm talking about something you can do for 30-45 minutes straight (aka NOT running in place).

d0 like cruches and jump r0ping f0r 5 minutes at a time then w0rk up!
x0x m0rgan

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