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I am a straight guy and will graduate in 2011 and I love science. I want get a few degrees in the same field. I would like to become an RN and get extra training to become a neonatal level 3 nurse(critically ill newborns) I would like to earn my bachelors and masters in nursing and then become a "neonatal nurse practitioner" which is the second highest level in nursing. I like helping others and volunteering. I am very close to my grandma. I used to have a dog named "Spike" and we had to put him down because his organs were beginning to shut down.

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I am beginning to write a book. I'm going to type it on Microsoft Word but I don't know the format I should use. Can someone tell me the font and text size I should type it in and margins and stuff like that. Thank you.

I don't need ideas on the book, I just need to know how I should type it up.

Thank you :)

size: 12
style: times new roman
indent every paragraph. Make the title (undecided) until finished. And then make a bunch of copies and send them to a bunch of publishers.

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im about to graduate high school.
i am looking to go into a career in psychology.
probably as a school psychologist or guidance counselor.
my question is how much money am i going to make as a school psychologist?

also, are there any good colleges for me to go to to get my degree in the new york city or new jersey area?
any information would be appreciated.
thank you.

www.indeed.com/---- they will be tabs click "salaries" then type your job and zip code

www.salary.com/

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What is male enhancement I keep seeing comercials abt these creams and pills and I'm soo confussed n curious

Male enhancement drugs and creams increase the size of the penis.

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so last month i got my first gardasil shot. the doctor recomended it but my mom was kinda on edge to decide weather i should get it or not. i got it but my mom seems to think that there can be negative side affects. like that there is side effects more severe then it said on the paper. and some of them may not come right away at all.. it may be a few weeks or months. she says it hasnt been out for to long and that it is new so i could be bad.. but i dont know. she says she has heard negative things.

has anyone heard anything really bad about this shot? not like the common side effects that i read on the paper but ones that are more brushed under the covers and not mentioned. any that could be a huge danger to my health.

15/f

I am a male and ovarean cancer runs in my family, and my mom is going to get my sister one once she is old enough. I personally think it is a good thing, because the "FDA" wouldn't allow it to be given if it was deadly. And if it helps or can I help, why not get a shot instead of removing your ovaries and never have a chance to have kids.

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okay so me & my boyfriend have had sex before and maybe like 2 weeks ago.. he stuck it in me twice with no condom, and it was just two pumps.. and i'm always so paranoid about that stuff. so i keep thinking i'm pregnant. i got my period february 29th and it lasted till march 7th but that was before this happened. so i'm guessing that was my period for march. and now i'm constantly thinking i'm pregnant. i feel like i gained weight in my stomach, i've been eating alot and i've been having to pee alot.. or i think i have and it really hurts down there. i go to the bathroom once then about a half hour later i have to go again and barley anything comes outt.. idk i'm really scared but all of this might be because i'm over thinking it. please help me. thank youu

Take a pregnancy test...

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wat r some good prices for babysitting

$6.50 and hour.

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I found out last week i was pregnant, I have been with the same person for 3 months but at the end of january i slept with my ex, so my boyfriend thinks theres a chance that the baby isnt his. I got my period in february but it was late and when i took a pregnancy test it was negative it didnt come up positive until the first week of march. so if it was my ex boyfriends wouldnt the test come up positive sooner?

Take a paternity test once the baby is born or don't and they'll never have to no.

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two years after nose job. would a person be able to snort things if neccessary without causing any damage?

Cocaine is bad and is illegal and ruins your nose and people will know your a coke head head when you sniff every 3 seconds.

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Why do guys like blowjobs so much? is it mindblowing?

Don't have sex, and blowjobs are not that good, it's bad for teens. Don't have sex or you'll get diseases and become all dried up where

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well my thighs aren't big, but i'd like them thinner. i was wondering if i was to work them out if the fat would just turn into muscle and they would only get tighter not thinner. can anyone help me out?

Get Liposuction.

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Is dry-humping bad if you have a tampon in? Like, if he went a little bit in me kinda but with shorts and stuff on is that not good if you have a tampon in?

know, don't have sex.

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i am trying to find a hotel in new york city for around $100 a night? it must be IN THE CITY... any reccomendations?

In New York City atleast on the nice part your probably not going to find a nice hotel or any hotel for that matter.

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i was just in the washroom and found some sticky white discharge in my underwear.. i'm worried cuz i've never had them likethat before. its like a really sticky clump that feels funny on your fingers and is almost completely clear. it reminds me of like.. flubber.. what is it?? i just got my period.

sometimes girls will discharge to. Sort of like a man except from the vagina.

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My friend has vouchers for a day spa next weekend and has asked me to go with her. Recently I've had to cancel on her a few times and we've been drifitng apart so we decided it would be a good opportunity to catch up. I said I would but then remembered that my boyfriend was planning on taking me to the same spa for our anniversary in a couple of weeks. I wasn't going to tell my boyfriend that I was going with my friend so as not to ruin it for him but I felt too guilty so I did. He said I could go with my friend and he'd think of something else for our anniversary but I know he's disappointed about it.

Should I go and risk upsetting my boyfriend or let my friend down again?

Well it's better for you and your friend to do something like that and you can still do the same thing with your boyfriend and plus you and your boyfriend should more romantic things together. Go with your friend and have fun and catch up on things. I hope things work out for you.

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My boyfriend and I have been together for four years. I am so overwhelmed with the whole engaged issue. I feel almost like everyone is getting engaged around me, and they have only been with these guys for a month, should I push the engagement issue on him or just sit back and watch these 1 year or even 6 month relationships evolve faster then mine is!

You and your boyfriend will last longer that 3/4 of those people around you planning to get married. Plus marriage is wonderful. But it is just a piece of paper and a huge bill of a beautiful ceremony. Try to get engaged on your own terms and when you feel ready and he feels ready, and maybe you said something to him about not wanting to get engaged right away or maybe you can propose.

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M'kay well I'm a Sims 2 nerd bomber
Haha
Anyway, I've got just about all the games
ALL their clothes are BORING after awhile am I right?
Well I download clothing off of thesims2.com
But I'm not good with brand names
Like can you list a WHOLE bunch of brand clothing where they have CUTE clothes that I can download for my Sims?
Like Forever 21?

I don't care HOW expensive the clothes are
I just need really cute new clothes for my teens

Thanks in advance
:]

Gucci, Prada, Hollister, Nike, Versace, A&G, H&M, Old Navy, abercrombie & Fitch, Baby Phat, Badabing, Banana Moon, Banana Republic, Ecko

go to this site below

http://www.fashionmission.nl/Fashion-Labels-and-Fashion-Brands--0001970002.dfs

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In your honest opinion, would it be right for me to go watch a horror movie on Good Friday?

Of course, who actually believes those old legends and myths...

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Is it true that only women get migranes?

NO, both men and women get migranes and head aches

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me & my boyfriend had sex on saturday. he wasn't wearing a condom. & i forgot to take the pill. how long will i have to wait to know for sure that im preggo?

You can take the pregnancy test now. 7 days after ovulation I learned it was like 2 days or weeks I thought but on this sight it said 7 days... I'd check now but it depends on what the home pregnancy test box says.


I hope I helped.

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I have NO IDEA what category this goes in!!!

My friend was talking to this guy, her friend. He kept asking her for money and she kept saying no. He finally got mad. He called her horrible names & threatened to get a girl to fight her. Well, I guess he got even more mad and he said he was gonna shoot my friend! (He just got out of juvi!) Her mom called the cops and they said to call the school officer.

My friend is reaaally scared. Is there any possibility he could go back to jail for this?

It depends on his criminal background and how serious the police department and school officers and administrators take it. I would also have her inform the school administrators if not yet done so. I would also be by her side as much as possible and for her to watch every step she makes. What that guy said is a serious threat and the officers should have talked to the guy already.

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