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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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I've heard of a 'Brazilian Wax'. What exactly is it and does it hurt alot? I'm thinking about getting it done and I'm a little concerned. Also, where can I get it done?

a brazilian wax is when all the pubic hair is ripped off. im guessing it hurts a lot. call salons and ask if they offer that service.

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ok now on advicnators y is like some of the words underlined and u can clik on them?

because they are links?

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if you stop drinking soft drinks, will that help you lose weight

yes.. drink water

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what should i do with my friend she just sits there and does nuthin all day she just sits there not even watches tv wat do i do

poke her with a stick.

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I am a 15 year old female, and i have been having a lot of sex in the past two years. Im not pregnant but i havent had my period in 2 months i have been throwing up in the morning. Im not sure i dont want to tell my mom but i don't know what to do PLEASE HELP!

go see a doctor about a pregnancy test just to be safe.

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K Here's the deal. I recently went to tx to see my dad's side of the family 4 the first time. When i got there my 17 y\o female cousin gave me a tour of the yard as per my uncles request. A wasp flew down her shirt and a so as not to get stung on her boobs she lifted her shirt briefly exposed herself to me. I turned around out of respect but i still saw. And i liked it :(
my question is, that wrong. i mean shes very attractive and a total stranger to me. I mean i would'nt feel that way about any of my cousins that iv know 4 many years.

please help me AIM: MicroSurjj88 email: loser1588@hotmail.com
THNX, Microsurjj 16 Y\O

ITS WRONG. trust me, from personal experience, she probably doesnt see you in that way. my cousin has been after me for years and i think its disgusting. i mean, just because you never met her before doesnt mean shes not your RELATIVE! but i guess boobs are boobs.. my point is dont go there, man. she'll probably think you're creepy.

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Hey im 14 years old and i dont really know good tips on doing makeup. Anyone know anything?? Give me some tips. Love yahz ~ xoxx

the general rule when applying make-up is "less is more". the natural look is always best (and most guys say they like this look best) for example dont go overboard with glitter and freaky eyeliner. oh and if you need coverup, make sure it matches your skin tone and blend PAST your face so you dont get a ring around it.

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I'm 16 and i know im pregnant. Im starting to gain weight, my family has a good reputation,like no pregnancies below 20 i dont know how to tell my mom what should i do

she may start to become suspicious, so you should definently tell her before it is completely obvious that you are in fact pregnant. just be honest with her, but be prepared to be in trouble for not telling her sooner than this. all im saying is she is going to find out sooner or later, so sooner is better.

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Ok right now im trying to start my own thing. So besides abercrombie, does anyone know where I can get some leg warmers? Thank ya..

xoxo

sorry, but if that trend is already at abercrombie, chances are that it wont be "your own thing"

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What is tss? Just Wondering...

tss is toxic shock syndrome and its caused by wearing a tampon too long.

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Do you know how like "lol" and "brb" mean "laughing out loud" and "be right back", well what does "bbiab" mean? Thanks

i think its be back in a bit

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hey my hair is a blondeish color now..got that way from the sun...i have nothing against blonde hair on other people, i just don't like the way it looks on me. i have kind of pale skin, and dark brown eyes. my hair is 2 inches longer than shoulder length and very layered and straight. does anyone have any good hair colors i could dye it while still looking natural? like i mean specific colors--not "brown" or "red"...like maybe a color on a dying kit and the number of it

okay well i dont know the exact number of it, but the brand is loreal color experte and i think a golden-y brown or a dark chocolate brown would be really pretty with your eyes. this kit is really good because it has highlights and lowlights built right into the color :)

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Okay, the thing is, I'm confused. I know this is going to sound stupid, but I need to ask. People are always asking about tips on kissing and making out. I've never done either of those things, but what gets me muddled is the whole 'it comes naturally' thing. I mean, is it really based on instinct, or should i be worried about my first time doing all those things? (I'm having a hard time getting my point across here, work with me). People ask things like 'where should i put my hands' and 'what kind of kiss' and 'how do you french'. Are those things that you really need advice about, or do they really all come naturally and people only fret because they haven't done them? Is it better to have people tell you how-to's so it'll go better, or is it all going to come together anyway? I hope you don't find me too silly for asking, I'm just(like I stated before) confused! Thank you to all who choose to answer

i can see how you are confused, but kissing is pretty much a "go with the flow" kind of thing. there isnt really guidelines on how to kiss, its just what you feel is right and/or what your kissing partner is doing. definently do not be worried, and since you are a beginner, dont jump all into frenching and such. its all going to come together, and you arent silly for asking.. its a big thing to be worried about ( even though you'll feel really dumb for worrying later)

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I mite try out for baskbetball or sum sport, so in a physical, do they have to do anythin w/ur private parts or down below? thanks

umm if you are a boy, i think you have to turn your head and cough with the doctors hand on your balls to check for a hernia, but if you are a girl i dont think so.

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What is a good line right before u kiss someone. bc im not a brave enough person jsut ot do it i need a line.

if the kiss is meant to happen, you wont need some dumb line, it will just happen

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Kevin1986 here again. I've been hearing a lot about guys only look at looks and everything like that. Lemme set the record straight here. If a girl is hott,she's a lot more likely to get asked out,true enough. But very few guys will tolerate a hot bitch. We're much more likely to go for the average looking girl with a great personality. I get pissed when we're made to look the bad guy and not every guy is as shallow as you describe. And besides,who are you more likely to ask out,Brad Pitt or the nice fat guy down the street? Stop being so hypocritical.

aww.. i love you kevin1986!! great point of view for all the girls on here who have that perception of guys.

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My bf jokes around with me all the time like he'll say
"your dumb" jk. Or eww who would want to go out with you? then he says no im jk your beatafull. (don't know how to spell it lol) Is he just flirting or is he really thinking that and just saying jk? we've been going out for 8 months and I really don't think he would say somthing like that. but tell me what you think!

he's just messing with you because my boyfriend does the same thing. like if i say that i look like crap today he'll be " yeah, you should do something about that" but then when i get sad ( not really sad.. faking it) he tells me he's kidding and he loves me and stuff.

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I need help witht this riddle please try n figure it out fo me ok here it goes....... there is a ,man on trial and a man steps up to the stand and asks to speak, the judge says who are u the man says brother n sisters i have none but the father of this man is my fathers son, how is the man related to the criminal. $M$

he's the guys dad

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i was in the bookshop with my gang the other day, we were standing in the teen reading aisle (we're 13/14) and this guy was standing there by us. he was like 50, really racy looking, and he was just picking up books pretending to read them. and then sumthin really wierd happened. he started rubbing his dick really hard really close behind my back like he was sum horny pedafile or sumthin...i was SOOOOO scared, so i had him kicked out of the store. my question is, HOW DO I AVOID WIERDOS? am i a perv magnet? help meh!

thats totally not cool. that was a relly smart move, kicking him out, but you should have went to the police with a description of him or had him detained to be arrested.

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What are love handles and where are they located?

love handles are fat on your hips that can be grabbed.

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