Hey everyone! I haven't been active for few years but now I'm back, wiser than ever! So if you want my advice, let's make magi happen and fix this problem together.... or just, you know, take the advice.
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Is it real...this world..these ppl..are they even real.I walk around school seeing the same people doing the same thing everyday...it just doesnt seem real. I want to know if this is weird.Everyday i feel like the end is near....like life itself is coming to a end!!!Im lost.. (link)
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If you read this rhythmically, it rhyms. Good job, anonymous. Um.... do me a favor, and DO NOT write in the dumb-ass language of "ppl" and "i" since it's ridiculous. Don't be lazy. Do you see ME slacking off? No. So suck it up.
Yes, the end is near. So fear it. Or just die. Either way I'm fine with it, Toyin
~SAM
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So I bought an Isight for my mac computer. I want to put up a live all time feed on my website of my camera. Is there a way i can do this? I have no clue on how to do this.
Any help would be appreciated (with ratings of 5).
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FINALLY!!! A MAC GIRL!! I LOVE YOU!
Okay, so the Mac geek I am, I do know how to, but I'm warning you, that it's going to kill A LOT of processing power. And I can't guarantee you it'd work the first time, but this is what you do
1) You need to get Quicktime Broadcaster (I think it's free)
2) Create the file
3) Embed the source in the coding of the page
Yea, there's probably some less technical way to do it, but that's how I would advise you to do it. You can search online for something that does something like that. I used to know the website for it, but I completely forgot. This is the way I suggest doing it though. I may look young, but I know shit load of computer magic ^_^ Good Luck!
~SAM
(I wasn't funny in this one. I was useful... so... EAT TOENAILS!)
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My hair is gets all this static in it and it's driving me crazy! It's like when you rub a balloon to your hair and it just sucks! Does anyone know of any hair products that would help with my problem??
♥ Mee! (= (link)
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No, but I suggest just geling it for the hell of it. Your hair would look cool that way. I think. I don't know. If I knew how you looked like, I'm sure I can help you a lot more. But for now, I'm very useless. I am sorry. But using Gel works! Yea, Chris (this dude) has this like... bowl-cut type thing, but when he gels it all back, it looks ver awesome, AND we some just calls him "helmet head" cause it's sooo hard like a helmet. It's pretty funny... well yea, that's about it for me!
~SAM
(I hope I helped in a strange way)
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i want to decorate my bedroom for my sweet sixteen! i am up for any ideas but i have to stay cheap. can any one give me ideas or good websites? (link)
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OH MY GOD! This is the DREAM Advice-needing thing I've ever read!!! I love you man! Okay, here are few of my AWESOME ideas for your room...
1) Pick a color. Any color. And get all your shirt of that color, and pin it to your wall. All of it, or at least until it covers one side of your wall, or your whole room. This is VERY awesome. It takes a while, but it looks cool in the end, if you do it right
2) Cover every inch of your wall with Posters, news clippings, photos, anything. Be creative.
3) get those Glow-in-the-dark paint, and go insane. Be Creative.
Yea, I have a lot more, but I don't want to share you the ultimate one. But here's a clue. It has to do with Glue, sparkly stuff, and strings!!!
~SAM
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Ok im a 19 year guy and the other night i ened up sleeping with one of my exs good friends. I am single so i know its not cheating but heres the catch me and my ex have been talking about getting back together. Now in my eyes i didnt do anything wrong but now that i look back at it i feel bad.. Did i let the wrong head do the thinking? Please let me know what you think. Thank you. (link)
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Um... well, I'd love to give you an advice, but here are few questions from me to you....
"Did i let the wrong head do the thinking?"
Like.... what do you mean by this? You speak like you have two heads, which I'm sure you don't.... are you saying like the bad side and the good side, type thing?
Okay, so ignoring your grammatical mistakes, here's what I honestly think.
Yes, you have done something wrong. HOWEVER, if this "Action" was done BEFORE you and your ex spoke about getting back together, it's fine. Forget about it. If not, You're dead. Also, if she's your ex, she's your ex. There must have been a reason why she's your ex. Whether it's you or her. If you were dumping her, then why are you getting back with her. You know what her problem is. If she dumped you... SHE DUMPED YOU. She either has something up her sleeves, or she saw one good quality of you, that she missed, last time she saw you, and she wants to get back with you. Don't get her to crawl up on you. Forget about it. She's your ex. You two shouldn't be together, unless you're 100% sure about this. But back to your original adivce... PLEASE do not sleep with anyone else, if you were to get back with your ex. I can't amphasizhe enough how many dumb people would just simply "cheat" on their boyfriends or girlfriends... it's just... what are you guys thinking???Hope I helped in some way
~SAM
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well lately my friend has totally been flirting with my boyfriend.She knows she does it but she just shrugs it off.I hate it!!like we will be walking in the halls together and she will come right between us and rather close to him i might add.i dont wanna ruin our friendship, but me and this guy really love each other.we've been together through thick and thin.Please help me and i hope this wasn't to long. (link)
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Um... This is the conversation I would have with her, for the solution of "talking it out"
You: Hey ______
Her: Hey ______
You: Fuck off
Her: Excuse me?
You: We all know you have a dick.
then you two would be in a lovely cat fight. I'm kidding. Um... I really think you should just talk it out, not in my fashion, for obvious reasons. Just... talk it out, and ask your boyfriend about it. Ask your consultant, lawyer, doctor, gynocologist... EVERYONE! and see if someone, that's not me, can help you.
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I am 17 and i am kinda seeing a 18 year old, she has a boyfriend but they havent got along or had sex or anything for a couple of months. we started talkin and started going out on dates and seeing each other. We had sex after like 2 months of talkin and now we have done it about 15-16 times, and she broke up with her boyfriend, how long should i wait to ask her out (link)
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Hmmm... I'd say riiight about..... NOW!
~SAM
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My mother was crying about something with my family and I gave her a hug and she got green eyeliner and black mascara all over my new velour sweatshirt. How can I get it out it's my favorite sweatshirt? I will rate 5's. (link)
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YOU SELFISH LITTLE BRAT! YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR SWEATSHIRT, THAN YOUR OWN CRYING MOTHER!? What kind of daughter are you? "My mother was crying about something with my family" GUESS who made the problem kid? With a daughter like you, maybe she WILL cry. Geez. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??? If I was your mother, I'd cry too. Then I'd beat you. Or just never take care of you. Or do cruel and unusual punishments. THINK ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. Not your sweatshirt. Geez, what are you? 10? No, that's an insult to ten year olds... just... Go.. you don't deserve to recieve a good response from ANYONE, for the fact that you dont' care about your own mother.
~SAM
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Emo bands should die
We'll stuff their faces with pie
It'll get all over their ties
And we wont even cry
Am I the only one that feels this way? (link)
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GOOD GOD! I 100% CONCUR. YOU ARE AWESOME!!!
By the way, I'm taking this time to tell you people that's reading this... when you read the one bottom of this, it's being cut, for the fact that it's too long, so click on "VIEW" for it... Thanks
~SAM
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You replied to someone's question about computer art, and said how digital drawing is cheating and that you should use paper and pencil.
Digital art is NOT cheating. It is as difficult, and may be even more difficult than using traditional mediums. You obviously know NOTHING about what kinds of art there are. Maybe you just don't know how to do it.
Despise it if you want, but ALOT of great artists use digital mediums, and now that technology is taking over, it will be one of the more commonly used. Have you ever taken a look at deviantart? A great majority of the most talented artists on the site use digital mediums, and whether or not it's because they don't have something to be able to scan their paints or sketches, it still shows that they have alot of talent, and you need talent and patience especially if you're only using a mouse.
So you know NOTHING about art, and don't act as if you do.
And by the way, your sarcasm is lame. D< It's like trying to be sarcastic and crude, but failing and only looking obnoxious. (link)
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Well, let's justs ignore the fact of how I'm minoring in "ART" and let's not consider the fact that contemporary art is the most greatest thing in the world, and also, the fact that you're an idiot, so we can have this stupid arguement. Also, normally, I would delete or "reject" this type of stupid messeges, but this would be fun, since I am limiting myself from what I can use... and stil beat you, anonymous person.
Digital art is what I consider as cheating art, for the fact that anyone is able to do it. But art is something you can't just see, and understand immediately. For example, Jackson Pollock's "Number 1 1950" shows you at first what normal idiots (like you) would think as "crap" However, if you look deep into the art, it shows you strokes and strokes and strokes, all differnt, and has a strong feeling and violence in them. In addition to seeing what's there on the canvas, it allows you to imagine the actual creation of the piece, like him(Jackson Pollock) standing there, violently splattering paint all over it. It's called "abstract expressionism". This is one of the greatest thing in modern art, that you will never see, in digital art. Hence, I call it cheating. I don't like the art much. It's only good to entertain, those who watches films and whatnot. Jackson Pollock shows in his paintings, an abstract expression of a physical, emotional act. In a way, the painting stands in as a performance piece. It's the greatest thing you'll ever see, if YOU yourself even know what true art is..
"You obviously know NOTHING about what kinds of art there are. Maybe you just don't know how to do it."
I am going to say the exact same thing back to you, you anonymous asshole. At least be brave enough to leave your name.
and you said....
"ALOT of great artists use digital mediums, and now that technology is taking over, it will be one of the more commonly used. Have you ever taken a look at deviantart? A great majority of the most talented artists on the site use digital mediums, and whether or not it's because they don't have something to be able to scan their paints or sketches, it still shows that they have alot of talent, and you need talent and patience especially if you're only using a mouse."
well, to things to say to you...
1) If so many, name 100 artists, using "digital mediums" and "technology" that you're talking about. And if you know so much, EXPLAIN the technology they use, specifically.
2) VAN GOGH and Piccasso can still kick those guy's ass together. Van Gogh had cut his own ear for art. Can those "a lot of great artist" do that, to make THEIR art perfect? I think not. No one can be so devoted to art, as Van Gogh.
NEVER send me a stupid messege EVER about art. YOU'RE the one who knows NOTHING of art.
"And by the way, your sarcasm is lame. D< It's like trying to be sarcastic and crude, but failing and only looking obnoxious."
Kindda like you. Except I'm more honest, and much more intellegent than you. Also, what the hell is "D
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my mom is going back to college.What should I do? (link)
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Be the saddest, darkest kid in school, get pity from people, and make friends. No, I kid. Seriously, be happy for her. She's doing this not only for herself but for you and your siblings(if you had any). Change can be scary at times, but I'm sure this one is the right decision. Don't worry....
~SAM
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Are you supposed to wear a bra under a cami? Im not very big....like kinda flat...Thanks (link)
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If it's dark colors (black, navy, brown, etc.) then you don't really have to. If not, then wear a bra, cause *ahem* you'll have hell of a lot of attention. If you're small, go with bright colored clothing anyway, and yea, wear a bra...
~SAM
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Okay me and this guy have been friends for this whole school year and we've been pretty tight. I really like him but I'm not sure he feels the same. He smiles at me a lot, we talk in class all the time. And he used to never talk to me at my locker, but now he does. He gives me back rubs in class and I don't know what to do. How can I talk to him and let him know how I feel without wreckin' our friendship? (link)
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He probably likes you anyway. Just go for it. Say it straight out. OR, if you're comedic like me, you can just scream it to him, and laugh about it, and see if he jokes back. I'm sure that'd work. If it doesn't I'm sorry. Don't sue me. I'm funny.(yea, like that works)
~SAM
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ok i like this guy and we flirt a lot! he has a gf though. i think i've caught him staring at me and he always is sweet and nice. he is not the most popular boy in the class, but he is also the most sweetest boy. when we flirt people always point out to us that we are flirting and we both say" no we arn't" he is one of my friends too. my friend told him" dont cheat on prism(his gf) when we were talking and flirting. and he said " i wont" what does this mean? i mean i like him an lot, i had a dream that we kissed.
what does this mean?does he like me??
*confused grl* (link)
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Um.... I'm not good at these type of questions. So here it goes:
1) Calm down
2) Tell him your feelings
3) See result
If you don't like the result, then... grab a paper clip, hold it up to his face, and tell him how you can kill a MAN 38 ways, within 5 seconds. He will either laugh at you, or laugh at the fact that you're trying to be friends with him.... Hope I helped!
~SAM
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ok my crushes best friend hates me. i don't know why but i know it may be because i used to like him. i wanted to know when his birthday was and he told my bf and made her swear not to tell me. the day of his b-day he got b-day cards and thought i sent them when i still didn't know when his b-day was. he used to like me a lot when i liked his bf. Now his bf likes me and i like the guy who hates me(thomas evens). And his bf(Matt Crockett)is all sad now that i don't like anymore because when i did like him i found out he liked this girl named Elle. So i guess my question is should i like matt more or thomas more because ii like them the same
signed help!! (link)
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Good GOD! I really would just LOVE to help, but your story seems very weird. Until you said the girl's name (elle) I kept thinking that Thomas Evens and Matt Crockett were gay or something. Seriously, if I was a teacher, I would give you a D on this, for you can't distinguish the difference of "Her" and "He" which gets the story/senario slightly confusing. Also, caplitalize the first letter, of the first word you use in the sentence. That would boost your grade to a C+, for you can't seem to remember the capitalization rule... Always on names.... Well, that's it for me, to waste my time for you. Toodles!!!
~SAM
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Hi ummmmmmmm.....you answered my Mean girls question. Can you tell me where you found the Mean Girls script?? (link)
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Yes
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Does anyone know any great sites where I can find very very very very funny jokes or comics so I can get a good laugh? (link)
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Sure, this is an easy one
jokes.com
funnyjunk.com
applegeeks.com
wigu.com
watermanstudios.com
makingfiends.com
newgrounds.com
and last but not least, my favorite...
advicenators.com
Your Welcome
~SAM
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my dad and my stepmom are havin a baby. should i feel sad or happy (link)
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Here's a question for you. What are you feeling right now? That's what you feel? Then that is what you're feeling. Honestly, I don't think this is a question, that not many can answer, for the fact that they're not YOU. You would know. Is this a good stepmother? Do you like babies? Do you think you can handle the differnt life style now?
Oh man, I'm starting to actually be helpful... uh... um... GORILLAS!!!
~SAM
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does stretching help you grow taller? (link)
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I don't know. Start Stetching, and find out yourself. It makes you flexible, that's one thing. but I don't know about growth... I highly doubt it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be 5'2" I'd be more around the height of 6'5" or something, since I stretch A LOT. Crap... this wasn't funny... uh.... DOOR KNOBS!
~SAM
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Every day I get my daily feedback from xanga and lately it's been telling me that I'm subscribing to all of these accounts. How did I do this? Does this cost me money? What does it do for me?
Please give me any and all information that you have! Thanks! (I rate HIGH) (link)
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Um... you're an idiot. No, it's doesn't cost you any money. You should know this. They can't just start charging you money for crap. It's illegal. But seriously though, ignore them, and I think there's an "unsubscribe" somewhere.... forgot though... oh well... good luck to you!
~SAM
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