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I know everything and everyone comes to me for advice and gets mad when they don't follow my advice, realizing I was right. Not to be cocky, but it's true. If I don't know an answer, i'll tell you that I don't know & If I do, don't expect me to sugar coat the truth. You shouldn't fear the truth. "The truth never lies"
Location: New York
Occupation: Audio Engineer
Age: 19
Member Since: November 15, 2006
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Last Update: August 26, 2008
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I'm a 16 year old female and I have some hair on the back of my neck. To the point where when I put my hair up I become uncomfortable. I shaved this area, but the stubble is so unattractive and there's no possible way to get rid of it. What is a solution that isn't drastic because I let it grow out after shaving it and the amount of hair was much worse than what I had to work with before...? (link)
Learn to be comfortable with who you are and in your own skin.
Hair grows naturally.
It's a part of nature.

Stop trying to live up to societies standards just because you're scared of what others might think or say.

Learn to love yourself.
Hell, I love you and I don't even know you.


Will only a psychiatrist prescribe you anti depressants? Can your regular doctor prescribe them? Thanks. (link)
yeah I guess. But don't take them. They'll mess you up. Trust me. Deal with depression the natural way and stop trying to suppress your feelings.


is mims-- "this is how i rock" (on some sort of phone commercial or something) available to download anywhere? i like it so much better than "why i'm hot", hahaha. (link)
No. They both suck anyway.
Why would you want that song?


so apparently $50 Hollister jeans cant hold up, because now right on corner of my back pocket, a hole which started and used to be small has now stretched to literally the size of a quarter or bigger.

ive been puttin duct tape on the inside to cover it when i go to school & work.. but it looks kinda retarded.

wut can i use to cover it?
someone said patches.. but unless im stupid that would be like a patch over the outside right? which would look pretty dumb on my butt.

any ideas?
btw, nothing expensive =]

oh & no sewing machine access. (link)
A patch is the only way to cover it. And you don't need a sewing machine.
And why exactly would a patch look retarded? especially compared to duck tape.

Here's a peice of advice,
Stop wasting so much money on a pair of jeans.


What is the best diet that actually works? (link)
From my own personal experience, Go Organic.
Eat healthy all natural foods
And along with exercises, You'll do fine.
Make your main goal to be healthy!

But Organic Works like a charm.


what are good punk stores to shop from OTHER then hottopic??i want to get nightmare before christmas clothes and emily the strange.Any ideas where i can get that? (link)
First off. Hot topic is not "Punk",
it's "Emo, Metal, Goth"
As for Finding "punk" clothes. Go D.I.Y. (Do it yourself) that's the only way to have "punk" clothes .

Second off, That's probably the only place you can get clothes like that. Hot Topic and a halloween costume shop!
Or online, Here.
http://www.emilystrange.com/


ok well i sometimes use the water faucet to pleasure myself and i was wondering if like water in ur pussy is a bad thing. could it mess something up? after i do it water comes out so i dont know. haha k thanx (link)
hahaha.. ewwww.
nah, Masterbating is good for you.
Water won't damage anything.
I mean, you shower don't you?
And people go swimming and to the beach.

You're good.
Don't worry.


me and my bestie are having a b-day party at a pool, and the theme is pretty n' pink. We are giving out party bags, and EVERYTHING in them has to be pink.
we wil have different party bags for guys and girls.
we are going to put like pink nailpolish in the gurls..and pink candy in both of them..but we need more ideas!! Please make them all pink..and not too expensiveee. Thanks!!

I ratee!!
(link)
Pink crayons!
Or Pink Playdough!



i was wondering what does 'ut' mean? my friend always texts me 'hey, ut?' and i don't no what it means and i don't want to act stupid and ask her so what does it mean? thanks in advance! (link)
This is just a guess,
But maybe it means,
Hey, You There?


I can't put up with people my own age. I'm fourteen and I just.. Can't. People around my age frustrate me. I can't even date people around my age! It's ridiculous. My father said it's because I've been brought up in a family where my siblings are MUCH older then me. I'm talking about 6-20 years older in range. Apparently I'm quite mature for my age. Is there any way that possibly I could maybe be able to tolerate people my own age? All my friends are 16-19. (link)
Wow, I am the same exact way as you. I'm 19... And I cannot stand the people around me. I've lost a bunch of friends because of it too. I can't deal with their pathetic teenage drama.
Anyway, I believe in giving everyone a chance, so that's what I do. I'm usualy quick to judge people around my age or younger the second I see them ( I try not to though) But I always give them a chance. If after talking to them for a while, you already feel annoyed by them, then i say just walk away and end it there. There is a big chance that they turn out to be that moron you predicted.
It's sad to say, but yes, mostly everyone is the same.

Also, go out and meet older people. Somewhere. That's what I did last summer and now most of my friends are from 25-45 years old.
It feels good to be around an older crowd and since you are mature you will learn a lot from them, rather than think "ohhh gawd they dont kno nothing, they be so old", you know how kids talk nowadays... hahaha

good luck.


is true love possible at 16 if he's told me or is he just trying to get me to do stuff? (link)
In this day and age, That is EXTREMELY rare at your age, Or any age for that matter.
"Love" seems to be a word that is just thrown around and there is a very big chance that he is just trying to get you to do stuff,

But none of us here on this site know your exact situation, so we can't really answer that question.

Just think with your brain, Not your heart.

Good luck.


My boyfriend of 8 months dumped me on monday. We're 16 and we're eachothers first's. In our relationship, we really never went far but we had an emotional attachment, or atleast I did.

I had this dream last night:

I had a dream that I sorta invited my self over to theo's Memorial-day party. His grandma opened the door and she invited me in. (in real life, theo lives with his grandma, grandpa and aunt &&& none of them know that we've broken up). So theo(my ex) was upstairs apparently with a broken leg or something, he had no idea i was at his house.
Then i found Hope (Theo's aunt) and She gave me a big hug and she's like "hey sarah! How have you been? i haven't seen you in so long!! :)"
I'm like "im hangin' in there."
She's like "are you here to see theo, he's upstairs laying down cuz of his leg."
I nodded and said "Did theo tell you?"
she's like "tell me what?"
I said" that we broke up and we're just friends"
and she's like "Oh my god. Why? what happened...? thats probably why he hasn't been himself lately"
I told her "well, last week he told me that he liked me more as a friend than a girlfriend" and then i started crying. she gave me a hug and I kept explaining to her how much i miss Theo while crying on her shoulder. and she's like "aww hunny, I'm sorry. Theo's probably just not ready; you know how immature he can be" and she was still hugging me and I couldn't stop crying.


Then I woke up.


In real life i'm really not that close with Hope(his aunt), but i could have been if Theo and I had been together longer. Hope is a really great person. He's lucky to have her for an aunt.

What could dream this mean? Do you have anymore adivce? (link)
It just means that you're sad that you guys broke up. And obviously you like his aunt, so in the dream you went right to her for comfort. Simple as that.


I've been having a lot of problems lately.
Like my mo mthinking I'm a depressed pyscho and making appointments for a shrink.

And during this whole process, my boyfriend Derek has been there.
He's amazing, so supportive and funny, and let's me just be with him.

But lately becuase of all this presure I've been really bitchy to everyone including him, and I just can't seem to shake my bad mood.
I love him,but i just can't show him.

How on earth can I shake my mood, and show him I care so much? (link)
Just tell him exactly what you wrote here. If he loves you, he will understand why you're acting out. I had the same problem.

So, everytime you feel like you're about to start getting bitchy just walk away from whatever situation it may be and go out for a walk or something. That always helps me cool down.

Good luck


My friend keeps saying i like this boy called jordan (sticky) and i say no i dont like him but inside i fouj dout that i really do lyk him and i dont want to tel her cos she will be all winding me up wat shall i do ?? w.b (link)
Well if she's saying that you like him, it's probably because you're doing something to make it obvious. So you can try not to do that, things like flirting, staring at him, talking about him, always being around him make it obvious that you like him...



Hello ,

Okay im not sure if it goes under the right category but okay. Im getting really mad at my friend because she wont go swimming ever. Shes to embarrest because she has hair on the sides of her vagina and she doesnt know how to get rid of it because she said she tried shaving but it didnt help is there anything else to get rid of it except for like bikini waxes or anything!?

Please help.

Thank youuu ,
Dianna. (link)
Not sure, But maybe she could try wearing water shorts for girls.


my friend keeps sayin i lyk this boy called jordan i keep goin no dnt bova naw i dnt lyk him but i really do lyk him :D hes luvly i dnt know wat 2 do tho cos i dnt wunu tell my frend that i lyk him really so wat can i do ?? answer asap!! x (link)
step one: Learn how to spell.


I am having a problem with a friend of 1 1/2 years that lives down the street from me. I am a man, 42 and he is 30. We are both married. We both like cars and mechanical stuff, so we have lots in common. He has all the qualities that I want in a friendship, like honesty, integrity, non-smoker, light drinker, no drugs, etc. I really enjoyed talking to him, but I was always the one to initiate contact. I used to go down to his house and talk to him when I saw his garage door up and he was working on his car, but it's been three months since I've talked to him and he hasn't made any effort to contact me. Whenever we would see each other, he acted as if he liked me, he was in a good mood and talkative. He obviously knows where I live and he has my phone numbers, but he never calls or comes by. He knows that I race a dirt track car every Saturday night, and I've told him that he is welcome to go with me any time, but he never does. He never asks me to do anything with him, either. I feel that I am the only one that wants to be friends, so I am not planning on contacting him any more because I don't want to be a pest or be in a one-sided friendship, which is not a true friendship im my book. I figure that if he really likes me and wants to be friends with me, then he will make an effort. It's really disappointing to have found a guy that I really would like for a friend and be rejected. This is really bothering me, because I have no close friends and I was hoping to develope a close friendship. :( What do you think? (link)
I think you should let it go. You sound like a sweet guy, so If he's avoiding you then you deserve better.


14/f/Australia

So I have this internet stalker guy and I'm really scared. He thinks he has my phone number and address but it's not mine, but he can get mine so easily. We always fight (Because it's a forced friendship) and he says if I don't forgive him he'll call my home, and school and get me into trouble. I usually forgive him out of fear but tonight I decided to stand up to him. I know he'll call that house and find out I don't live there and get my real number. He did it to Kevin so he's doing it to me.

Anyways my question is: What do I do if he does call? Also: The only way to save myself is to get a private number so he can't find it AND FAST. But if I tell my mum she'll get the internet cut off. Do I tell her what's really been going on or do I say something else to get her to change it to silent. (link)
How can he get your number so easily?

If you are really scared I think you should tell your mom, Or call the cops or something.



Me and my Boyfriend were kisssing and he stops kissing me grabs me,and kisses me on my forhead..He always does that and then after he is finished he grabs me tight and Holds unto me for awhile.so i was teling my friends about what had happened And they just Looked at me like it was the stupidest thing ever...err..They didnt find it cute i think they found it childish or origninal and i dont think much men do such things..Is it me or was it realy sweet? or am i just a sucker for stupid things such as that. (link)
That is sweet. You're friends know nothing!
My boyfriend would stop and kiss me on my nose.
=)


does anyone know any sOngs to do with death like if someone died and they have always been there for you ?? (link)
"Otherside" by Rancid.
"Sad but True" by The Transplants.

That's all I know. I don't really know what kind of music you're looking for though.




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