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OMG!! I think that i am in love with myself and I don't know what to do Because I want a boyfriend but I can't help but love myself!! I have sex with myself everyday and masterbate whenevr I can !! I need your help to not love myself anymore and to get a boyfriend!! PLEASE HELP!!

yeah hun u need help.. geez thats pretty sick atleast try to experiment with girls instead of yourself .. or find a guy .. or just go bi. hmm many possibillities but dont keep doing yourself. just keep trying other ways. ull eventually get over your little "problem" -- Kelsey

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Yesterday, one of my guy friends kept bugging me to know who I liked. I finally told him the one person and after a while told him he was the other person. He said he knew that I liked him or something like that. Now I don't know what to do because I like won't act the same around him. What can I do?

just tell him that you dont want to feel wierd around him. talking can help with just about everything. if he likes you too.. why not date? most good relationships come from best friends as is. so give it a try ..... hope i helped you out! Keep me posted ...... XO0X -- Kelsey

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hi. this is my first time using this..but...i was neading some advise. im living with my dad right now.and its going great.but i grew up near the beach and i really want to live there again.all my friends live there too.my mom lives in l.a with her boyfriend.in about 6t months his contract will end with his business and will be able to move towards the beach. my dad has a girlfriend. but i really dont want to stay out there with him becasue its in the middle of no where. and i lovemy dad and my mom. im happy in both places. i want to go to high school with where my mom lives. but i dont want to break my dads heart. what should i do?

you should tell both how your feeling. they should understand. of course your mom will be thrilled and your dad has his girlfriend for company too. tell your dad tho, that they could try to find ways for you to visit him a lot. maybe that could help too. just be honest about it. XO0X -- Kelsey

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To start out, I'll tell you this. I'm only 15, but regardless of my age I think I could be in love. I've liked this guy for almost three years and he's pretty much all I think about. Every song I hear relates, in some way, to him. But that isn't the problem. He recently told me he liked me. And a few days later said he thought we would eventually go out. well, I don't think that's going to happen. I heard from a friend that he hasn't liked anyone since this one girl he liked a few months ago. Which would mean, he didn't like me. I asked him and he said I'm great and all, but he didn't like me any more than a friend. That kind of made me give up, you know? I felt like I failed or something? I don't know. I'm not really the jealous type, until it comes to him. So recently I've been talking to this other guy, he really likes me and I really like him. But the way I like him doesn't compare to how much I like the other guy. so, this guy is supposed to ask me out when we hang out this weekend, so I've heard. If he does, I'm scared to ruin the chance with the other guy i REALLY like. Although, I can't wait forever. But I need help soon. I have to decide. I'm really thinking to go for this guy that really likes me. What do you think?

just go for the one who does like you . obviously the other one who you like more isnt feeling the same way for you so its really just a waste of time. go for the possitive.... if he doesnt ask you out that weekend, maybe he will eventually, you never know what could happen. but just try the guy with real feelings. he sounds like a better catch neway .. hope i helped xo0x -- kelsey

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Ok My Newest Question Is This: I liked 2 boys. They are both younger than me and me and the one started dating. Too many people had stuff to say about it and I got scared because I felt something different for him than I had anyone in a long time. So I broke it off. We continued to like kiss and stuff and the whole time I could feel it. Well this other one started to call me and stuff and then he asked me out one night and i said yeah because i thought i liked him more. the next night he said he was really tired and he liked me but he didn't think it was enough to go out with me so that ended. and then i sat and thought about it and realized how stupid i was for dumping the other kid because i realized i loved him. so i went and told him and we started going back out and then like later on when i was talking to him he told me that he didn't feel the same way for me anymore and broke up with me...Right now i feel like shit x100 tell me what i should do. THere's another boy that likes me...but Idk if i should do anything about it or not.

ok if the guy you love doesnt feel the same way about you enmore, id just say screw it and move on. give the other guy who really does like you a chance. he might be worth more than your ex so give it a shot .. XO0X -- Kelsey

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I recently broke up with my bf of 2 months because we hadn't been seeing each other as much and I felt a distance grow between us... and started to dislike things about him! At the time when we finished it it seemed right to go back to friendship because we get on well in that way, but now I'm really feeling like I shouldn't have split with him and I regret it! What should I do, will this pass or should I tell him how I feel? Even though I broke up with him? Would it be considered messing with his head? :( im not physically attracted to him either this is purely emotional relation...
im 16!

the best thing you can do is just tell him how you're feeling. its not messing with his head if thats really how yo feel. u just have to be sure. hope i helped xxoo -- Kelsey

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i have a bf of 2 weeks..for the 1st week we talked all the time on the phone and stuff but then we just stopped..we talk ocasionaly on the computer and stuff but not alot like most couples..i still like him but going out with him isnt as great as i imagained..he always seemes irrated by me and i dunno if thats just his guy tone..i dunno if i should break up with him and see what else is out there..im just scared b.c i love the idea of having a bf and dunno if ill find some else

plz help/ill rate

1st you should tell him how you feel. Explain to him the situation but make him listen to you. thats the only way nething can happen. maybe he'll get the point and yall will start talking more or maybe he feels the same way. if talking doesnt help, i say just move on. you dont have to have a boyfriend all the time. Sometimes its better not to have one neway.So just find a time when both of you can talk....... Xoo -- Kelsey

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I have really short arms, so they look fatter than other people's arms. I really hate it -I work out alot and I'm in shape, muscular everywhere, including my upepr amrs. They are just so short that no matter what - they look fat! How can I make it so my short arms look normal - not fat? I eat well and I am a perfect weight, I don't eat junk food and I have a extremely healthy diet, so dieting won't really make a difference. Is there anthing I can do?!

theres not much more you can do.. you could wear longer t-shirts all the time but who wants to do that? you're just going to have to live with your arms. Sorry its not the answer you wanted

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hi. I was hoping one of you could help me. I used to smoke pot. not alot maybe 7 times. but i havent since april 20th(i quit). I was hoping if one of you could tell me if i have any THC in me at all. even if its like.. 2%?? after two months?? thanks.

ok it usually takes about a month to get it out of yuor system but.. just tomake sure id drink A LOT of water.. especially if u have a test comin up

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It has been awhile since me and my ex broke up, but im still madly in love w/ him and i want to talk to him desperatly. Sadly he has a girlfriend who i happen to be friends w/. Im really scared to call ... any advice?

THANX

hey! ok.. i think u should swallow all that fear and just talk to him. What do you have to lose? Just tell him you still want to stay friends with him and maybe things will work their way back to the way they used to be BEFORE yall broke up. If nothing comes out of the friendship that u specifically want, its just not meant to be. your just going to have to move on.. focus on something else. but for now.... just try the friends thing. i say just screw that "friend".. yall obviously wernt too good of friends from the start if shes dating your ex..just work it out your way, dont worry about other people

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