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Q: Girls this is for you. there is one spot down there that gets itchy often. it is on my "pussy lip" on the left side. i was just wondering what i should do because it has been this way for a couple of months now and i don't want to go to the doctor because i don't want them to look at me down there and it could be because i rub it (masterbate)? i dotn know y it would be itchy... so im gonna stop doing that for a while but it still isnt going away. what could it be? do i have an infection? i will rate 5s
Wash your hands before doing anything, or else you could worsen whatever is wrong. Put some lotion on it and if that doesn't work, maybe go se a doctor.
~MoRtY~

Q: okay crazy hair day is friday and i dont kno wut to do i am a guy and my bangs are past my nose and my hair goes to the bottom of my neck and is about 5inches long wut shud i do with it besides spiking it?
put it into a ton of little ponytails around your head. Color each of them a different color!
~MoRtY~

Q: Well im 15 years old and im playing on the high school volleyball team!. im a fairly strong player but i wanna become better! do you know of any exercises i can do to improve my verticle leap and my spike! PLEASEEEEE help me!:)..email what ever u can to me please... rhondatremblett@hotmail.com
thanks so much xo
Do what everyone does, PRACTICE!!! Grab a friend and head to a volleyball court. Practice the leap and spike. Or throw the ball up to yourself and spike it. And exercise also helpful is to do a vertical leap without a ball!! Good luck
~MoRtY~

Q: if you have ever moved out of state or town...how did u tell your friends? plez help!
Just tell her (or him) Say "I'm moving, and I'm going to miss you so much. But I promise I'll write, and call." It's easy, but hurtful. Good luck, and keep your promise. Keep in touch, maybe visit in the summer.
~MoRtY~

Q: If I were to make-out with someone with braces and I have braces would anything happen? Like would the wires get stuck together?? Thanks! xox!
There is a TINY TINY TINY possibility. Getting stuck together is just in the movies. It shouldn't happen, don't worry. Have fun, lol
~MoRtY~

Q: is it supposed to hurt when u take out a tampon .. cause when i do it hurts really bad..
When you take out the tampon, relax your muscles. Take it out slowly. Also, you may just need a smaller tampon. Hope I helped!

~MoRtY~

Q: now im not blowin my own trumpet or anything, but im a pretty good singer. recently i entered this singing competition, but im getting really neervous about the first heat. i hardly ever sing in front of people (except at my singing lessons) and im getting really nervous - its on the 24th of jan and i dont even know what song im going to sing! can anybody help with calming down about this, coz im really scared im going to do REALLY badly on the day!
If you can sing infront of the class, you can sing infront of an audience!! To be honest, once you get up there and sing, it's not as bad as you thought it was going to be. Take a deep breath, and sing your heart out. Don't look people in the eye, look over the tops of their heads. Just relax, because you'll be fine. Make sure you practice and practice so you don't make mistakes during the performance.

Also, sing a song that you like. Pick a song that you think the audience would like. If you want a touching song, do something like Raise Me Up By: Josh Groban or Concrete angel. Good luck, and remember, R-E-L-A-X!!!!

~MoRtY~

Q: Hi.
If I don't wash my hair every night then my hair gets and looks so oily.I usually do wash my hair everynight but every once in a while i don't have time. Does anyone know any products that i could use to make my hair less oily or anything i can use so it doesnt look oily....please.

Thanks!
Herbal Essences, Dumb Blonde, Dove, Anything from Aireal, look at Seventeen Magazine, i hope i helped

~MoRtY~

Q: there was this girl that was pretty attractive sitting by me at the movies the other day and she goes to my school and i dont really know but ne way every time something scary popped up during she would grab my arm. So what do you think i should do. Do you think i should try to get to know her better or was it just nothing and i should forget about?
It depends on what you want. Do you like this girl? If yes, then yeah, get to know her more. No?? Just be friends. Maybe she likes you if she grabs your arm. good luck, and hope everything goes well.

~MoRtY~

Q: I hate school so much! Like its crazy how much i hate it. So does anybody have some advice on how i can enjoy it more? Or at least get some kind of motivation to do my work. Its not really school i hate, its just the work part of it. Please help, thanks.
Omg, hun, I know EXACTLY how you feel. I hate the work. I just do the work, cuz I know I have to. And I try my best. I mean, I know it sux, but ya gotta do it if you want a good job. Try doing homework as soon as possible so it's outta the way. I hope I helped, sorry if I didn't.
~MoRtY~

Q: 14 female (sry if its confusing)

1)ex boyfriend now after 9 months
2)has a new girlfriend who i hate (not the issue)
3)somtimes we talk now.. he said that he misses me.. but he's like a lunitic and isnt good for me
4)i still love him, but he's not right for me at all.. all my friends hate him
5)today he told me to stop talking to him..(but i dno if he really means it cuz he still mite have feelings for me)
6) but he blocked me, and won't talk to me

Should i try to move on ?what do i do(i rate high)
You should definetly move on. He's oviously moved on, and now it's your turn. Focus on your friends and family and don't let him bother you. Spend a lot of time wth your friends and maybe talk to them about how you feel, that's what friends are for, right?? Someday you'll find somebody. Just let your X be, maybe you two will go out again. You never know.

~MoRtY~

Q: Hey, does anyone know any websites that have step by step instructions that show you how to dance?
www.bustamove.com, www.google.com, sorry, that's all I know.
~MoRtY~

Q: in my class ther's this guy who sits behind me who's really hot and he blows on my neck and flirts with me but im not sure what to do. i mean he has this huge reputation for like having sex and i want to keep my virginity at least for freshman year! he's a year older and im pretty sure sex is all he's interested in but i really like him and he's really cute! i don't know how to handle this...
If you want to, go out with him. But if he tries to do anything sexual, just tell him no and leave. Also, don't go to his house alone, or don't stay at your house alone. Maybe you two could also just be friends. Remember not to let boyz force you into things you don't want to do, because that's a serious problem. Be a leader, not a follower. You're nobody's doormat!!!! Good luck, and hope things go well.
~MoRtY~

Q: I was wondering if anyone knew any web-sites where they have hair cut idea or picutes of diffrent like hair styles. Thanx a bunch! xoxo - KrIsSy*
You could go online and search your favorite singer or actress. She might have a cute style. Also a good site is www.thehairstyler.com. Look in magazines, like girls life or YM. There is also an American Girl book called "Hair" and it has a lot of cute styles. Hope I helped!
~MoRtY~

Q: i have this friend. shes nothing like me, and follows me around everywhere. i've tried to deal with it, but its really annoying. ive told her several times how i felt , but she still follows me and stuff. i guess i kinda feel sorry for her. only im tired of it. should i move on?
Well, in my opinion, I think your friend looks to you as a role model. She maybe thinks you're really cool. I had a friend who I followed everywhere, because I thought she was sooooo cool. I think your friend wants to be like you (kind of like a little sister, only you two are friends) I wouldn't be too mad or annoyed. She just really likes you, and I'm sorry, but if she doesn't stop following you, you may just have to deal with it and let her. Good luck,
~MoRtY~

Q: Im sorry you guys, but I noticed that a LOT of youngins say they love theyre boyfriend or gf...so I was wanting to know, what do you guys consider love...because 13-16 is really young, i dont know I could be wrong, but what do you consider love??
omg, you're soooo right. I can't stand it when people are in such a hurry to grow up, then they long to be children again. Girls at my school always so "I love Brandon, I love Kyle" When they've gone out for like, 3 minutes.


I consider love something where you can just be yourself around each other and tell each other everything. When you're around him or her you feel your best, like you can do anything you want. The butterflies in your stomach flutter everywhere. Love is where you can laugh about things so ridiculous. That's what I consider love.

~MoRtY~

Q: I have this like rash type thing on my lip and I've had it for a while and it won't go away. I've put stuff on it to make it go away, but nothing works. Does anyone have any idea what it is, or how to get rid of it? Answer please, I rate HIGH!
I don't know much about this, so sorry if my answer stinks. I think vaseline would work really well. or try compressing somthing warm on it. Use chap sticks and lotions. You could also ask a parent or doctor.
~MoRtY~

Q: okay tomorrow i have to watch my aunt and uncles puppy rottie.my grampa is going but i dont think he will be a big help.anyway does any one got an idea to keep him calm or any other tips??
ples help i rate reeeeel high:)
Ask what his favorite toy is and play with him with it. Let him out A LOT because puppies piddle a lot. lol. When you let him out, throw a ball from him, or let him chase you. Tire him out and he'll be less of a hastle. Good luck
~MoRtY~

Q: My bestfriend and I... dont really get along... we can't be around eachother for more then 10 minutes or we'll start fighting.. n i have 2 other bestfriends (all four of us are bestfriends lol) and they think it gets annoying but me and my friend are trying to work it out but we cant.. n i just wanna kno if u think this is a good friendship.. so tell me wat u think.. thanx a bunch!
Well, it doesn't sound like a good friendship. But you know what? Some friendships like that end up really close, and some don't. it depends on how you feel about each other. Maybe you guys could be friends, but not "BEST" friends. Or take a break. I know how it feels, it's like you wanna stay with them and work it out, but it isn't worth it. Just do what you think is right and go with the flow. Sometimes you just have to accept people for who they are, even if it really annoys you.
~MoRtY~

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BurnetteBaby13579
That's me when I was younger

I'm such a dork. I spelled "Brunette" Burnette. Oopsies!!! Oh well

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Hey guyz, my name is Morgan. My nickname is Morty, I don't know why, my cousin made it up, lol. I'm 13 years old and you don't have to be shy to ask anything. I'll answer everything you send. I'll give you the best advice I can. Love you all
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