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Name is Layne, age is 17, occupation is babysitter. still answering questions on here even after 3 years is awesome, right? no, just proves i don't have a life. so. if you have a question, feel free to ask it on here or you can IM me on my screenname. i can answer most questions about the categories i have listed. i don't know much about sickness or physical health, or stuff to wear when your husband just died but the man who killed him, whom you're having an affair with, is going to be at the funeral. :) have a wonderful day.
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There is this guy that I am sort of "talking to" and tonight he was trying to upload pictures on to his myspace, but he was having some trouble, so he asked me to do it for him. Okay, no problem.

So he gives me his username and password so I log in and start uploading his pictures. Well I become more then tempted to look in his inbox see who hes been chatting with. So I do and theres about five different girls that he's sending messsages to.

He calls them "hun" and "baby", "babe", "sweetheart", "beautiful"... the works. So heres my problem with the whole situation. Tonight we were having a sort of "deep convrsation" and I said "listen, you know that I don't talk to any guys or hang out with any guys but you, so where do you stand with the same situation"? Well he pretty much said I don't call or hang out with any other girls. I dind't get the impression that he was haning out with any of the girls yet or anything like that.

I really wanted to say what about online, but i figured that would be too obvious. I just don't know what to do about it without saing that I looked in his inbox.

Any advice would be so helpful. (link)
just because he has a few girls he talks to online doesnt mean anything. i talk to a lot of guys online and i dont hang out or call any of them.

dont be so paranoid. as far as i know, you two arent dating so it shouldnt be any big deal.

but just dont let him know you read his inbox. thats a little bit stalkerish and might really piss him off.

take care! :)


I'm a 21 yr old female who just got out of a 2 yr. relationship and I've finally found someone that can make me feel things I've never felt before. This guy is 22 I've known him since I was 5 we've been close friends on and off. He's asked me out in the past but I've rejected him. Well now that we started to reconnect We somehow found ourselves falling for each other.He is everything I've ever wanted but he has a girlfriend of 2 yrs. on and off. He claims they are doomed and he is trying to break up with her and he is also going to therapy for me to find a conventional way of breaking it off. They really do not get along, all they do is fight but he just doesn't know how to leave her. Well it's been a couple months and he is making progress. But I catch him in these lies all the time about everything. He claims I'm what he wants and we could be so perfect together. We are pretty much the same person in every aspect. Well I just don't know where to go with this. I can't seem to just walk away. I hate distancing myself. It just feels like we could be so right together but I'm scared this is a hopeless case and I'll be cleaning my heart up off the floor by time I am done. I'm just such a mess about it. (link)
if you're really all he wants, he wouldnt have any trouble leaving his gf. he'd know exactly how to leave her, and he wouldnt have any problem with it.

go to him and tell him you're tired of being the bad person. (sleeping with him when he has a girlfriend is wrong on all levels, but you're just a victim here) tell him that you want to be with him, but it wont happen unless hes single.

if he really cares about you, when you say that he'll take immediate action.

if not, i dunno what to tell you, except that guys are impossible. -.-''

good luck :)


13/m
ok so i was sitting down today doing a and i noticed a big red lump on my penis just near my pubic hair but not on them i think it cound be a bad thing but i dont really want to tell my parents about it cause i havent shown my penis to anyone since i was about 5 and now i dont know what to do
it kind of looks like a mosquito bite but a bit bigger i think it might be a tick but im not good with animal bites so what could it be and what should i do about it (link)
what i would do is contact your family doctor somehow and ask him/her what it could be.

obviously you cant drive to the hospital to get it checked out, but maybe have a close family friend or an older sibling drive you. :\

i dunno what else to say about it cuz im not a boy. ^.^

good luck.


Hi, i just want to know the meaning of my dreams. I have a guy close friend but we had a misunderstanding and we havent talk for a month. I dream of him 4x already...But in my dreams we also didnt talk...What do you think the message of this?

Please help me.Thank you.

Lala (link)
i asked a question on here about one of my dreams, and a lot of people said that dreams were just my subconcious fears.

maybe in your dreams, your fear is that he'll never talk to you again and you two will always be in a fight, thats why its taunting you by not even letting you talk to him in your dreams.

you need to get his attention and figure this thing out. whatever it is, im sure that you'll get through it if you're really that close.

i hope a helped, and good luck. :)


14/f
Ok so I know there's a million questions like this, but I kind of need help... So there's this boy that I haven't exactly noticed before-I don't know why, because he's really popular, funny, smart, nice, and HOTT-but lately I've seen him staring at me. Like at this school dance, I was laughing and dancing with my best friend and one of my guy friends, and I looked over and he was just staring. Then this other time at lunch, my friends and I were being really silly and we were playing with glitter (lol...) and I looked up and saw him staring at me again! And those aren't the only times either...now that I'm aware of him, I see him out of the corner of my eye a lot. And it's not creepy staring or anything. We don't really talk all that much, either, but sometimes we're paired in groups together in classes, and he always starts to sound really nervous and giddy almost... So now I think I like him, like a lot, now. So here are my questions: 1. Does the whole staring/giddy thing mean he likes me? 2. How do I let him know I like him, WITHOUT talking to him? 3. How do I get him to ask me out?? I'm REALLY not into the whole me-asking-a-guy-out thing...besides, I really don't know this guy all that much. I've never had a boyfriend either, so I don't even know how to ask someone out anyways, so please don't tell me to go for it... But I could use some help! Thanks. (link)
since you've never had a boyfriend, you probably dont know that GUYS ARE TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE. the staring giddy thing might mean he likes you. but from what you've said above, you were doing pretty weird stuff while hes staring at you. so maybe he was just looking over and thinking "wth?" or maybe he DOES like you. you never know. and no one ever will. like i said, guys are impossible.

whatever you do, do NOT get your friend to go over and ask him if he likes you. thats so elementary. and dont get your friends to gang up on him and ask him to ask you out. thats middle school. you're in highschool now and need to handle this like you've been with boys all over the place. (im, like, reaaaaally hyper. so sorry if this is all coming out in a rush ^.^)

so whenever you see him staring at you next, why dont you go up to him and ask him why hes so stare-y. or, if its from across a room, mouth the word "what?" to him, and that should make him stop, and also totally off the track that you like him. ;) but maybe once or twice, no matter how much your stomach will hurt just thinking about it, go up to him and say hey. start a conversation. maybe if you two start talking more and he DOES like you, then maybe he'll ask you out, so you wont have to. :)

oh wait you said without talking to him. well, you know TALKING to a person doesnt really necessarily mean you like them. i mean, really. whatever person thinks that every boy and girl who comes up to them to talk likes them is a big stupid head. ^.^

hope i helped. and good luck i wish you the bestttt!!!


I've been going out with my boyfriend for 7 months. We're both 14 and he's my first bf. For a while things were great, but lately, there have been times where he's with his friends and me at the same time and he acts like a jerk. When I started talking to him about it, I realized that he has no self confidence whatsoever. He started saying that the only reason he has friends is because he's funny and he's funny by being a jerk so if he changed he wouldn't have any friends. Then the conversation progressed into the fact that high school is pointless becuase he's not smart enough, won't get into college, will end up with a really bad job or no job and will be a failure in life. He says he's made too many mistakes and he's just not good at anything. He thinks that there's nothing to look foward to in life besides eventually getting old and dying. I've always been a determined and optimistic person and I try so hard to talk some sense into him and get him to enjoy life but its not working. I think it's the way his parents raised him. He's just kind of accepted that he'll never amount to anything. He's always afraid that I'm going to realize what a failure he is and break up with him. I just don't know what to do. It makes me sad that anybody would feel that way about life, especially someone I care about. What can I do? (link)
when he says theres no point in life, just remind him that your standing right next to him. let him know you care about him deeply and will support whatever decision he makes.

this is the tough part: for once, HE is vulnerable. its hard for the girls to cheer the guys up because us girls are always vulnerable and happy to be lifted up by our lovers.

if you care about him like i think you do, you'll let him know that anything is fine by you, and that you dont care what kind of career he has as long as he at least has one, and you'll support him no matter what. dont let him forget about you. he thinks that life is pointless? theres love in life. is that pointless, too? :)

take care and i really hope the best for you two. ^.^


I saw the Unborn last night and I loved it. What are some more things that are weird. Like ghosts and that sort of thing. Like they said in the movie that if you sleep with sissors that are open under your pillow it does something. I want something like that. Thanks!! (link)
i know you've heard of like blaire witch or bloody mary or whatever.

well i heard one time that if you go into a bathroom, turn out all the lights and lock the door and then look in the mirror and say "i love blair witch" 3 times, she gives you a rose and if you dont take care of the rose she'll scratch your face in your sleep. ^.^

ive never tried it because i dont want that to happen. but you can go to a library and find books in the supernatural or how to call upon spirits to speak to you. just be careful what you read, because you dont want to be haunted/possessed.

OHHHH also theres this show that comes on the discovery channel called "a haunting" it comes on at like 11 in the morning or something and its pretty cool. but you might be at school, so i dont know. but yeah it has different cases like that. they're pretty weird. :)


i smoke weed, i drink, and i snort pills.i dont get affected, why??and i dont need anyone saying anythings about, oh its not good for you.just answer my question please :) (link)
i cant get drunk off of beer anymore. i recommend vodka or whiskey. but mix whiskey with coke or 7up. i dont know about vodka, though. just do NOT mix it with v8 splash -.-'' and dont drink it too fast.

depending on the pill you're snorting might be a different case. you havent said what you're snorting so yeah.

and with the weed, some people's immune system is immune to the affect weed has on them. and some people dont even know they're high until they trip on a carpet and notice how soft it is and how colorful the TV is or how pretty everyone looks. :)


Hey, i hope there is someone who can help me and give good advice about my cat Flea.
Flea was a stray kitten and was in very bad shape when we found him on the street. He hardly had any hair and was such a little scruff ball, that's why we named him Flea. Shortly after we took him in he became this playfull, cute little friendly kitten who loved playing hide and seek, and would basically play with anything we gave him. He grew a beautiful coat of pitch black fur and became shiny and fluffy.
Then about 1½ years later we took in another kitten who we though was a female, because that's what we were told, and were none the wiser.
Flea and Joker were fine with eachother almost instantly, but then as time went by, Flea started to become very unfriendly towards Joker.
Joker is extremely playful and very lovable, and just wants to play with Flea all the time, but Flea keeps attacking him.
Flea has changed towards us as well and won't even come near us anymore. When we try to give him attention and play with him he hisses at us and runs away. He spends most of his time under the couch or outside.
This has seriously broken my heart, because i love him so much and i really don't know what to do to get him back to normal again.
Can anyone please help??? (link)
maybe now that both of the cats are older and more mature, flea feels like his authority is being threatened. he used to be the only male cat, and male animals tend to be very picky on their turf. he was the alpha male, and then you brought in this cute little kitten that everything seems to enjoy so much.

he liked the feeling of being the one in charge of the household (metaphorically) and now that joker is there, he thinks his place is fixing to be taken by another cat.

i wouldnt know how to handle this situation, i just think i know whats going on, (what i typed above) you might want to talk to an animal theropist (if there is such a thing ^.^) and if there isnt, then just go to the vet and see if theres anything you can do.

hope i helped!


So it was recently Christmas, and I had no idea what to get my boyfriend. I knew anything I got him would not be special enough, and I looked and looked and time just kind of slipped by and I didn't end up getting him anything. He got me something really nice. He was really hurt that I didn't get him anything. I regret it now, but I can't change that, so please don't bug me about it.

Question: What can I surprise him with that would make him really happy? (If any of you suggest sex I will rate you badly) (link)
id get him some really nice cologne. :\ i have the same problem as you. my bf got me jewelry and i just couldnt find the time to go to the mall and get him something, so he got nothing. idk if he's "hurt" by it, but i wouldnt call sex a christmas present.

idk what else to suggest. i think girls are easy to shop for, but boys hate jewelry and clothes and makeup (obviously) so cologne is all i can think of. sorry. :\

take care and i wish you two the best of luck.


Hi today i had a brown discharge i havent had sex and im 13yrs old is there something wrong with me??

Thanks in Advance (link)
i usually have brown discharge before i start my period. and then it turns to blood.

but that may be a different case with you. theres this thing that you can get at any drug store. its comething made my vagisil, but it was a little color code card, and you put your discharge on a stick and the stick turns a color, and you match the color with a color on the codecard, and that tells you whats wrong with you, or if anythings wrong at all.

:) take care.


Weirdest question that will probably ever be asked on here.... but does Tom from Myspace have a Facebook? haha. And wouldn't that be like... I don't know. Lol. Thanks. (link)
tom MADE myspace. and facebook and myspace are in this big war, see. the maker of facebook is some other guy that tom doesnt really like. we'll call him,...bob. so bob and tom, were friends when they were little. and then tom made SO many friends easily and bob felt left out. so then they split apart for years. tom had so many friends but couldnt keep up with them all, hence, he made myspace.

bob felt like a douche because he didnt want a myspace because all of tom's friends were there. so he made "facebook", and all of his friends got added onto the website. and so now, tom has declared war on facebook, and visa versa.

soooooo. no. i doubt he has a facebook. :)


What's wrong with me?
I've been trying to establish a long lasting relationship for the last 3 years with 3 different women and each one has fallen apart..........and I can't see why? I need help to figure out what I’m doing wrong and need suggestions. I’ve tried to be myself and that’s just not good enough. I mean I have the right ingredients: I'm male, in my 30's, have a secure job in medicine, live in NYC, am well paid, think I'm a nice guy, do things for others without any expectations........and despite all this, things never work out.
I put my all into these relationships……I don’t hold back. I’m willing to do anything for these girls to make them happy………I’ll sacrifice sleep, time, energy, effort, money…. Things always start out well but then things turn and the relationship sours. I always feel I’m not doing enough and when I pull back , they pull completely away…….I mean what is it………….Am I too ugly? Too short? Too needy?
I’ve put in so much effort. Every time things end, I become more bitter and upset and depressed. It takes a hell of a lot out of you………and each time I pick myself back up, I get knocked down. Is gets difficult to remain optimistic.
I don’t need reassurances that things will get better….I need advice as to how to improve them.
(link)
have you ever thought maybe you're trying too hard? and you've gone for the wrong women?? maybe you need to find someone wanting to settle down with you, ready to give up all other men for you.

i know what you mean by getting back up and getting knocked down again. ive gotten knocked down repeatedly by the same guy. and we're going out again for the third time. already im feeling things arent going to last.

you know, sometimes you just have to wonder if all this time and energy is worth putting into the girl. like i said, maybe its the right girl, and you're trying too hard. take it slow. dont be so quick to commit and open up. keep her guessing. romance her. a guy who tries too hard and calls me 88 times a day just to see what im up to is kind of annoying.

what you might wanna try is always keeping her on her toes. after the first date, dont call her for a couple of days. and dont ask her out till the second or third time you call. sometimes, act like you're too busy. but be SUBTLE. dont make it seem neglectful. that'll just hurt her. just sometimes maybe call 1 or 2 times a day. and then just when she has her doubts down, or seems to, get her something nice. or take her somewhere special.

i really hope you find that special someone. you seem like a nice enough guy. but some girls in their 20s and 30s, it seems like, they only wanna have a good time. not a commitment to keep. so be careful, and have fun :)

take care.


okay there's this guy that i liked since last year May he was in my english class. Before i started liking this guy, i would notice that he would stare at me all the time in class..then i eventually started liking him and i told him on msn that i liked him. He didn't believe me at first then i asked him: do you think i'm joking? then he said: i dunno, but i don't want to waste your time b/c i have a g/f. So i said ok, but i noticed that even after he told me that, he would still stare at me and sometimes look away. i asked around and they said that they don't think he has a g.f. so tonight i was talking to an old friend of mine and it turns out that my friend knows the guy i like so i told him that i wanted him to be my prom date and i asked him not to tell him b/c he told me hehad a girlfriend...so my friend said: wth? he doesn't have a girlfriend...so he lied to me! what does this mean? (link)
maybe it was a test, so see if you would still try after him, knowing he was taken. or maybe he dumped her when he found out you liked him, or just got into a fight with her and dumped her period. just flat out ask him something that would corner him into telling you the truth. like, start with "so i hear your girlfriend is pretty nice, whats she like?" and go on from there. or ask him to go on a double date with you and a friend. or just straight out say "do you REALLY have a girlfriend or are you lying, cuz ive heard rumors."

maybe hes just one of those guys you shouldnt bother to waste your time with. since your not exacly IN LOVE with him, it should be pretty easy to move on. i hope it all works out. :)


ive never had sex with music before and i kinda want to. The thing is i cant find enough songs that would be good to put on a cd. me and my bf both like rock and rough sex so i'm looking for music that wouldl be good for that. I like songs like closer by nine inch nails and crazy bitch by buckcherry so maybe some other ones like that. The also dont have to be like explicitly sexual songs as long as they have a good beat for rough sex. Thanks :) oh and btw he's 23 if that makes a difference (link)
i like having sex to the song "(s)AINT" by marilyn manson. its kinda sexual, but has a really good beat to it.

also, "pour some sugar on me" is a good song by def leppard.

"topless" by breaking benjamin.

i have no idea what manson's genre is, but BB is hard rock/alternative and def leppard is considered "metal", or was back in the 70s or 80s.

idk. those are my ideal sex songs.

have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun :)


occupation:
heartbraker?
wow. you definetly seem like you are a worthy advicenator for sure. why would you put that down? (link)
ok well A)you have to understand, you're not asking for any advice, so you cant rate my answer.

B)i made this account about 2 or 3 years ago. i was about 13 or 14 and now im 16. i havent updated my profile at all. ^.^

and i probably wrote that because everytime i have a boyfriend, i end up hurting him in some way and chasing him away, unintentionally.

that answer your question?


18girly

Ive had a horrible past and childhood growing up...i grew up not being able to trust anyone not even my family and especially my dad...Now i am such a jealous person and i cannot trust anyone...my first boyfriend and i thought i loved just made thing even worse...but I'm over that one now...

Right now i am with my boyfriend of three years...i love him to death and i would do anything for him...but about a year ago he cheated on me with a married woman...and i found out its been going on for about a year...its been a while since that's been done with...he told me hes done with her and he wants to be with me he sorry and that he loves me...and he wants to merry me...i know he does love me...and i want to be with him more than anything in the world but i am so depressed about what he did to me...still...i cant stop thinking about all of it...i don't know what to do...but i know i want to make things work...

any advice or anything...i'm just so depressed and stressed...and confuses...


thank you for you time in reading this

Nikki (link)
i feel your pain. im still with a guy that cheated on me a few months ago. but we're only in our midteens. -.-''

but just talk to him. tell him how you feel. tell him you love him but you cant fully trust him again. ask him what he'll do to earn your trust back. remember your motive: he cheated on you. YOU'RE the victim here, and hes scum (but not to you) and tell him that if he wants to make the marriage, and your relationship in general work, he has to promise to be done with other girls except you. he has to commit 110%. or no deal.

i hope it all works out for you.


On YouTube, a lot of videos have some instrumental music in the backround...especially if they're supposed to be 'inspiring' or something. So, where do I find such music?? LEGALLY, please?! (link)
um...for really popular songs, instrumentals can be found on different downloading sites. like walmart.com/downloads. thats what i use. but not everything is on there..

thats all i can say if you want legal. :\ illegally downloading music is really popular these days and comes in handy. but i see where you're getting at, so thats all i can really say. sorry. :\


okay me and my mom just had a conversation about me having sex for the first time. she started crying and was upset that i had lost it so young. but we have such a good reltionship that it doesnt feel like it could affect us at all. shes been acting really close to me now but im kind of afraid she'll hold it against me. do you think she will? (link)
my mom found pregnancy tests and beer in my room on separate occasions. she'd hold it against me. but she and i arent close at all. if shes really as close as you say she is, she'll understand and drop it.

why dont you just ask her if she can forget about it. you're not pregnant, you're not infected with and STD, and just tell her everything is fine. she'll understand. especially if the relationship bond is that strong. nothing can break it. :)

take care.


okay my boyfriend and i had sex on monday. i took the morning after pill on tuesday at 8:30 PM. i took the second pill wednesday at 8:30 in the morning. we had another slip up on wednesday night. the condom broke. will the morning after pill still be in my system and cover me for that slip up or should i buy another dose of the morning after pill? please don't judge or say that i'm stupid. i just need advice please. (link)
im not exactly sure how BC works, but i think you have to take it EVERY DAY or there's a slight possibility you could get pregnant, especially if the sperm is still in your system.

but no matter how much BC you take and whether you wear a condom or not, theres always the risk of getting pregnant.

i wish the best for you. :)




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