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hey everyone im maria and i love giving advice. im pretty good, at it i must say. so if you have a question just drop it in my inbox. lots of love ♥

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Well, I have this bf.. and i like him sooo much and i know he likes me too, but.. hes still in that "prude stage" so we arent really gettin anywhere fast.. if ya know what i mean. And im one of those girls who likes attention and i cant stand that i dont really get that from him.. and i dont know what to do or how to tell him..?? please help! :/

whenever you go to a party or a dance or sumtin go sumwhere quiet like a closet and just talk. hell warm up to you and then when you feel like your both ready make out. hope i helped

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I have been pretty depressed. I dont know why. On the weekends I pretty much just go to work from 11-4, come home, watch tv, do homework, eat and maybe get online or talk on the phone and then do it again the next day. My parents dont like me going out too much. Then on weekdays I go to school from 7:55-2:15, stay after school sometimes till 4 or just go straight home. Or if I can I get outta school and stay after till 4 call my bf n hang out w him till 8. I just needa know whats going on, like why am I go DEPRESSED n how can I get over it?

go to a pshyciatrist (spelling?) hope i helped

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Ok me and my boyfriend have bene dating 3 weeks and we hug intimately and stuff and I lvoe him..adn I get urges to kiss him..I really want to..but the teachers cant see...cause my parents will know..and only my mom knows about the guy and my dad is not clued in at all...and i really love him and i want to kiss him..but im also afraid..i mean im a very pessimistic, paranoid, frightened, depressed type person...i know he wants to kiss me..so what should we do

ok invite him oner when your parents arent home or go to some one elses house and have a make out party hope i helped

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im 16!
im scared to french kiss a guy and theres this one guy that i really like an he likes me to but everytime im with him i get scared an i just kiss him on the lips an no more. im scared im goign to do it wrong or something . i dunno what to do

stick your tounge in his mouth and wiggle it around like lick his teeth, bite his lips. maybe hell join ya. that way you cant go wrong. hope i helped

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I'm worried since I gave my boyfriend head now he's just using me. 16/F. We've been going out for 3 months but I was always unsure if he really liked me or not. He always says he does so I guess I have no reason to think that but so many girls flirt with him, I don't mind that, but I don't know if he's enjoying it to much. So now that I gave him head i'm worried that's the only reason he is staying with me.

if girls flirt with him thats not his fault. ask him if the only reason why hes staying with you is you giviing him head. if he doesnt answer or says i dont know then that might mean yea so you may wanna break up with him if so. hope i helped

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I know this guy since we were 7 years old. I think he is gay. He always talks about gay people. He always points out who is gay. He has no male friends of his own and he goes to gay clubs and claims he is just watching to see who lives a secretly gay life. He also has a lot of woman friends and gossips very much.
He dates women have no flaws. Very pretty women that look like models.He is very picky. He calls every body ugly. when i date a guy he tells me he's not that cute. I've seen cuter. Is it just me or is that something a girl would say? What do you think about this situation.?

ok your friend is gay, but who cares? if hes your friend than you should stic kwith him, gay or straight. hope i helped

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Aright well im 14/f and me and my b/f have been together for almost a year...and he hasn't tried anything, I mean im not waiting for him to do something with me...but is it weird that he hasn't tried anything after almost a year or does it just mean that he really loves me? Like he's always all over me and touching me, but whenever im around me friends they just keep on askin me "have you guys done it yet?" and ill just be like "no" cause we havn't. And sometimes they just end up saying that he's stupid to not try doing it with me (i don't think that) and that they expect us to do it now that we've been together for almost a year! So I need to know does he really love me or is it just weird?

Thanx

your only 14! dont have sex! thats gross. tell people that you didnt do it and your proud. hes probably not trying to get you to do it cuz he thinks hed be putting too much pressure on you, that means he really love you. hope i helped

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hm.. where to start.
well first i've been with my boyfriend for almost 1/2 of a year now, and I'm beginning to feel a little clingy. Clingy as in i don't want him to leave whenever he has to, don't want him to get off the phone when he has to.. I was wondering if there are any guys who LIKE clingy girls? or do they just find them annoying?

most guys think clingy girls are annoying. just calm down when ever you feel like you NEED him to be with you. just chill hope i helped

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Ok i have a problem here..
I live with my grandma and grandpa and sister and my grandparents dont want me to have a boy friend because they think i am gonna be like my mom.. but i do any ways ..im 13.. and well how do i get them to let me have a boyfriend that they know about? oh they dont even want me to have ANY guy friends and 90% of my friends are guys! what do i do??? Thanks..
i rate 5's

your grandparents are old fashion! damn! any way dont let them know you have a boy friend-ever. and dont invite your guy friends over ever hangout at the mall or at someone elses house. hope i helped

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I am a virgin and I am ready to have sex i think about it all the time but i'm afraid that it might hurt. My question it what does the first time haveing sex feel like? Is is digusting and painful or is it wild and crazy in good way?

it does hurt, not that i would know i just have heard that before. and i also heard that it feels good after a while. o and wild and crazy is good, i could just imagin it, lol. hope i helped

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Okay here is the problem my friend just turned 12 last week but her room looks a little kiddish with like pink wallpaper,horse models and so on but she wants her room to look like a 12 year old kid's room but her mom will not let her get new furniture or paint her walls.So does anyone have any ideas on how she could make her room look good without getting new furniture and stuff?I will rate fives to anyone who helps with this room emergency no matter if your advice is not very good!!!

she could rip picture outta magazines of her favorite celebreties and print them outta the computa and stuf and tape so many pics that it looks like wallpaper, that would be really cool, hope i helped!

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when a guy is giving u a hickie, what should you do? just lay their? or do you kiss him or what im so confused?

kiss him back after hes done, give him one, ive never done this but i imagine thats what you do. hope i helped

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ok heres my problemo. im really skinny -5'4 91- and i like it but for the most part i DON'T. its just fast matabolism and im pretty active and healthy but i look anorexic and everyone thinks that. i try to eat more to gain weight but ofcourse, i don't! what can i do?
thanks

be proud of your skinniness, dont make a mistake like me and do all you can to be fat. hope i helped

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Hi guys,
Me and my husband have just moved into a new house...well, I say new, but it's actually ANCIENT. So ancient that we have no heating whatsoever!! The place was so expensive though that we can't afford to install heating for at least another year. The windows and doorways are all draughty too. So, my question is, as it is so cold at the moment, any tips of keeping warm other than the obvious 'put on another jumper'?

you can get a portable heater from like sears or somewhere. hope i helped

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me and my bf had sex and after i was in pain down there and i realized i was bleeding and it wasnt from sex i than looked and it was a part of my vagina close to where the penis is inserted and a piece of skin was split in two i was wondering is that normal?

yea its normal, dont have sex anymore

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i’m asian, and my eyes are on the small side and i don’t have a double eyelid. what kind of eye makeup do you suggest? most fashion magazines just ignore asian eyes when dealing w/ eye makeup which is kind of annoying. also, i read ‘bobbi brown and teenage beauty’, which has a section that deals w/ asian beauty, but bobbi brown just suggested skin-tone eye makeup (tan, beige). colors like that are low-key and good for everyday wear i guess, but what if i want kind of a punk-rockish look? with dark makeup? and what if i want to wear (dark) exotic colors like violet and turquoise? serious answers please.

ok, well you could put i shadow above your etelid a little so it still shows but dont put it near your eye brows, lots of people make that mistake. hope i helped!

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I have a Yorkshire Terrier and I think he's constipated. What can I give him to help his problem?

i dunno take him to the vet

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I've had this really cool outfit I have planned, and it includes a skirt I bought last spring. Now I'm just wondering if the skirt is still in style? It's a jean skirt with the ruffles, the creases in them, you know? Or are those crease/ruffles out of style and should I buy a new skirt to wear with my shirt and shoes? Thanks for the help!

yea, still in. hope i helped

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So I'm totally in love with this person and that person loves me too... and I want to put together a CD of music sort of saying how i've fallen for them. Any ideas on songs for the playlist?

ok, make a CD with all love songs, make a list of them on the back. heres some examples, White Flag by Dido, Dangerously in LOve by beyonce, If i aint got u by alicia Keys, I believe in a thing called love i dont know hoo sings that, throw back by usher, ect. hope i helped!

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13/f -- I am really scared because recentyl i was dared by my friends to go to porn websites on my compter ..But i deleted my history right after -- then i read something about people going to jail and i was wondering can you go to jail for looking at internet porn? I promise myself i will never do it again and i know it was really wrong but i dont want to go to jail!! And im crying im so scared ..what do i do?

awww! its ok, its fine. as long as you deleted it its all right, anyway i dont think theyll lock ya up for looking at it one time. especially if your 13. hope i helped

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