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alright so i take back the fact that im done with this advice column. but im just letting everyone one here know that i do have a life, and advicenators is not it. however, im here to help. i just wont be on every single day.

advice

ARe there any ways to make your breats bigger any kind of fruits i just need to get more developed or is there any kind of way other then plastic surgery

hey, nope im sorry. right now push up bras are all that are going to help you.

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i need soemone to answer this asap! Me and my boyfriend just broke up and he tried to piss me of today and be all on other girls i want to wear something sexy as hell to school tommorow and talk to other boys i know its not right. But what should i wear? im going shopping in like an hour?

hey, wear really tight pants that show off your butt. wear a lowcut shirt that shows off your boobs. lowrise jeans are perfect. straighten your hair and wear it down and messy like kendra from last seasons laguna beach used to wear it. smell nice. guys love that. britney spears fantasy smells amazing and draws guys to you. if you need flirting tips try http://www.links2love.com

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I've been getting a lot of pressure from my mother to do really well in school. I really do try my hardest, and getting a bad grade makes me upset. But she seems to think that I'm not smart enough. Which, by the way, is not true at all. All of my classes are honors. However, I'm just not that good at math and science. I never have been. She yells at me everytime i get a bad grade, when all I need is support. I've tried to tell her that she's not helping me at all, but she just gets madder.
I just started to cut myself, and I'm trying to stop. But her pressure was part of the things that made me do it. It's that bad.
What can I do?

hey, well cutting yourself is not good. you need to ocupy yourself with something so that you dont think about wanting to cut yourself. examples: friends, family, whatever. try not to be along and if you are try to keep all sharp objects away from you. as for the grades, in math and science stay after school and get extra help.

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well this guy rides my bus ;lets call him Bob ;so anyway. so on Valentines Day 2006 he asked me out. i broke up with him maybe 2 weeks later ;so him and i have a "history". well he moved to my school this year (i knew him through friends)well on the bus he tickles me and such. and today he was making me give him all these hugs ;nothing more. but im not sure if he likes me ;he kinda holds my hand sometimes.. like he'll grab it for a second and like play with it and such and then let it go. and he always looks into my eyes. i look back into his and we kinda "deeply star into eachothers eyes" and i get the feeling like i wanna kiss him \ or he wants to kiss me ;everyone says bob and i should go out but when i tell gim that people say that he and i just laugh. i like bob ;but i dont wanna say anything cuz i dont know if he likes me. does he like me?

hey, well i think hes definately attracted to you in a flirty way. he seems like hes flirting with you majorly! im not going to declare it a like, because it might just be a flirty/crush type thing. keep flirting back and see what happens. if you feel comfortable talking to him about you two, then do so. say that someone said that you guys should go out say something like "do you think that would ever happen?". that way you can see if he says he doesnt know or who knows or maybe or something like that, than you know he likes you.

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I've always had bad luck with guys, but somehow I have a "guy friend" that I've known for almost 5 years now. We used to have a thing but he's made it clear that he's not interested in me. I've always had feeling for him and that's never going to change. Lately we've been flirting and bordering on friends with benefits. Part of me thinks it's a good idea and another thinks I might get hurt. I'm realistic with myself and our lack of a future, but should I even risk getting hurt? Any opinions from someone that has been in this situation would help.

hey, continuesly hooking up with someone that you have feelings for is never a good idea. to guys that dont have feelings for you back: a hookup is a hookup and means absolutely nothing. hooking up with him IS NOT going to change how he feels about you at all. your just going to wound up hurt. i would just either a) stay strictly friends with him or b) just stop talking to him all together to avoid the pain of knowing that he isnt interested.

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love handles love handles love handles! how do i get rid of them! they are honestly driving me crazy, when i put on pants of a skirt thats all i see! what can i doo ?!

hey, well pretty much everyone has love handles. i only weigh 100 pounds and i have them also. there really not as bad as you think. just excercise and try to stay fit. hopefully they will shrink a little, but thats all your going to be able to go down too.

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to guys:
what does it feel like to give the 69 position?
to women:
how does it feel for you?

im really curious.
thanks.

(18 yrs. old)

hey, well its basically the same thing as him eating you out and you giving him head. except the only difference is that you can do both at the same time.

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My boyfriend is already pretty good in bed but I was wondering if anyone could give me some tips and/or tricks to make things better. Or positions for that matter.

hey, the position "69" is pleasurable and fun.

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ive never worn a tampon before because i dont know how to put them in. but i hate wearing pads for sports and they annoy me so much. how do i put it in and take it out? how long can i wear it for?. does it hurt? and can you really swim with it in and no blood come out? that would NOT be good! thanks

hey, tampons are really notas scary as they seem/sound, i promise you. if you get tampax petite sized tampons, there are directions in the box on how to insert a tampon. thats how i first learned. there may be directions in every box, but im not sure. you can leave it in for 4-8 hours. putting in a tampon for the first time may hurt, considering your not used to having things up there. as you get used to it, you dont even notice that its there anymore. you can swim with it in and there will be no leaks, as long as you change it and dont let it overflow. there are also other tampon facts on the directions in the box. there is a disease called [tts] toxcis shock syndrome that you should be aware of.

http://www.kidshealth.org/parent/infections/skin/toxic_shock.html

there are some facts on toxic shock syndrome.

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OK, so im newly single, and very glad that im divorced!! My ex is now going steady with another women, and we have childreen of the ages 5, 4, and 2. I was just wondering how to tell my kids that mammy and daddy dont love eachither any more, and daddy loves another women, that not mommy. I know i shouldn't no, i couldnt lie to them because i love them too much, but i dont want to see them hurt. They have started to ask questions, but ive tried to change the subject because i didnt know what to say. I love my kids dearly, but i want them to know the truth without being hurt.. I know that they will ask lots of questions, about divorce, because they are still too young to know what it means yet, so any back up advice would be greatly appreciated also..
thank you in advance,
Kelcie

oh, and if it helps my ex-husband and i have offically been divorced for 5 days, he moved out 2 days ago.. We got divorced because he was cheating on me, and it has taken 2 months to get all the papers sorted out.

hey, well my parents divorced when i was eight years old. it was very hard for me. my mother keep lying to me and avoiding the truth. the best thing for the kids is sitting them all down together and telling them. be there for them if they need to talk and answer all questions. dont lie about the questions either. get through this as a family.

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a little weird, but whenever i shave down south i get like red bumps where like my underwear line would go.. and sometimes it gets itchy... is there anything i can use to help with this?

also i shave and like its still prickily and i dont think a guy would like that to much when he'd finger me so how can i make sure its all perfect and smooth?

hey, well what i do is i use a venus razor. those are the best and get you a pretty close shave. you always must use shaving cream. skintimate "baby soft" is the best. you can get it at walgreens, cvs, or any of those types of places. its in a light blue bottle and makes your area very soft! the red bumps are probably razor burn, so take it easy. dont shave everyday because then you will get ingrown hairs. shave every other day or when your going out where there will be guys.

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well about a week ago i went out to the mall with my on other girlfriend. the day was going fine, but then we saw our other 2 guy friends (nothing more what so ever). after shopping for awhile, we kinda split up in the stores, but still was with each other. while i was in this one store, i bumped into this one kid i havn't talked to in a long time, like 2 months. when we first met, 2 months prior, i found out he "had a small crush on me and thought i was cute", but he was dating someone, and after that night we never talked. after i bumped into him last week, i found out he was single. we spent like a half an hour just goofing off and talking :) maybe flirting (my friends just spyed on me in the back of the store haha). when i had to leave, he seemed real upset and even was joking around saying i love you; he ever called me his wife? haha

but afterwards when i met back up with my guy friends, they were like freaking out saying he was really flirting with me and seemed to really really like me. they said that he was acting like he wanted to bang me, and hook up?

ok what does this mean? like do you really think he liked me? and can guys tell if other guys are flirting more than other girls can tell? or were they over exagerating? thanks ;)

hey, well keep talking to him and see if he trys to hook up with you or shows any indication of ONLY wanting to hook up with you. from there on, im sure you`ll know if hes interested in you or just your body.

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Background: I love her. I had to move last year for my work, but I made her the pledge that I would love her forever. As one of the things we did- I opened a joint back account with her- where part of my paycheck every 2 weeks would be deposited into that account. We "broke" up two months later. That account never closed. She started dating someone else. Now- she's using that account and now is spending like there's no tomorrow- 3300 dollars in 5 weeks.

But I still love her- and I can't close the account. What should I do? I don't know how to confront her if I should. I'm a fool.

hey, well i know that you love her, but if she loved you back, she wouldnt do that to you. what i mean by do that to you is by using 3300 dollars in 5 weeks. shes abusing the account, your trust, and you yourself. as much as it hurts to close the account, you need to. explain to her the reasoning for closing it politely. be the better person and dont flip out on her.

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what are some alternative/rock/pop songs about not many people understanding you, or being misunderstood, or feeling kind of alone, or something like that.

hey, well try welcome to my life by simple plan.

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Okay, so I'm 14/f.
My cousin's friend is coming home for the summer, and we've been flirting over myspace. We had a past experience (no sex) that got out of hand. Now, when he comes back, he's expecting sex. I know I can say no, because I'm not even for premarital sex. But, what if he won't take no for answer? I promised him I wouldn't say anything to anyone anymore.

Thanks.

hey, well if he cant take no for an answer, than he doesnt respect you. any guy that doesnt respect you, doesnt deserve you.

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hii

does anyone know any good music video sites (like just to watch music videos) besides www.musicvideos.com ? like maybe a bigger selection?

thaaanks

hey, well theres always http://www.youtube.com

it has more than just music videos, it has all types of videos.

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should you put gel on when your hair is wet or dry?

hey, im not trying to diss the persons advice below me, but putting gel in your hair when its dry is a big no no. it will make your hair extremely frizzy and it wont hold the look at all. towel dry your hair, just so its not dripping wet. then you can apply the gel.

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i used to like this one boy alot. and we were always supposed to hang out and things but it just never happend and we slowly stopped talking. its hard to see him and not say anything and i really wanna get back to where we were. i thought i would be able to get over him but i cant i still really like him. what should i do to get back to where we were. how to i slowly get back to that. like flirt in the halls at school till he shows that he wants to be together again??. thanks!! so much.

hey, well sometimes things just never get the same. then again, sometimes they do. if your going to get things back to the way that they were, its going to have to be an effort on both of your parts. its never going to work if its only you working at it. you need to have a talk with him whether its on AIM, on the phone, or face to face. tell him that you miss the way that things were and are hoping to get back into communication. dont say that you want to get back together or anything that would scare him off. just make him think that your just talking about a friendship, then slowly if things are on good terms, start flirting. if everything keeps going good, things will return back to normal.

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Can you be catholic or do you have to be baptized when born? because my family come from a long line of buddism but I don't beleive in it, I beleive in God but i don't know how to make it offical, etc or if i'm talking to him for nothing

hey, anyone can switch religions whenever they want. you can be baptized and become a christian whenever you want. i encourage you to do so if you dont agree with your families faith.

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does the song "not good enough for truth or cliche" by escape the fate, have a specific meaning? I just started listening to it, and I wanted to know if there was some hidden meaning.

here are the lyrics:
Hurtful words,
From my enemies of the last five years,
What's it like to die alone?

How does it feel when tears freeze,
When you cry?
The blood in your veins is twenty below.

Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette,
Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet,
Out from the window see her back drop silhouette,
This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget,

Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette,
Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet,
Out from the window see her back drop silhouette,
This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget,

Something I cannot forget.

So for now, take this down a notch,
Crash my car through your window,
Make sure you're still alive,
Just in time to kill you,

Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette,
Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet,
Out from the window see her back drop silhouette,
This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget,

Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette,
Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet,
Out from the window see her back drop silhouette,
This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget,

Something I cannot forget.

I can't take this (take) anymore
I can't take this (take) anymore
I can't take this (take) anymore
(I cannot feel what you've done to me)
I can't take this (take) anymore
(What you've done to me)

So for now, take this down a notch,
Crash my car through your window,
(Window)

Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette,
Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet,
Out from the window see her back drop silhouette,
This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget,

Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette,
Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet,
Out from the window see her back drop silhouette,
This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget,

Something I cannot forget.




thanks =]

hey, next time your looking for a meaning of a song go to http://www.songmeanings.net

i went there and pulled up "escape the fate", incase you need any other song meanings by that group.

http://www.songmeanings.net/artist.php?aid=137438967365

i never even heard of them, but i love that song. you just got me into it.

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