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Jessica.
I might have created the universe, but i just can't remember if that was me or someone else.
ask me something because I give advice fit for kings (or queens)-(or both) =]
17... a small age for some.. but most of you think it is ancient. =P

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I am so confused with math. We're doing addition and subtraction of positive and negative integers. Can anyone please answer the following problems and explain how you got that answer? I rate high!

-20 - (-10) =

-35 - 16 =

There's also a sort of word problem one too. Tell me what the math sentence would be and the sum.

Start at -6. Face the negative direction. Move backward 2 units.


Please help!

okay... this is a sinch.

-(-10)=10
so
-20+10=10-20
10-20=-10

-35-16=35+16 in the negative direction.. so it would be -51

-6-(-2)=-6+2
=-4

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hes adorable...and romantic...but taken. hes kindof crazy, like hes convinced hes gonna marry his gf in 11 years (we're all 14!) and anyway....so this girl, lets call her lizzy, is goin out with this guy, will call him shaq...so theyve been having some problems lately, like he kinda cheats on her...and has done it with me a fe times...but she doesnt mind too much. in fact, when she tried to break up with him, he cried! hes so sweet like that...so lizzy and shaq are currently dating, and i am always counselling lizzy cuz shes my girl, but secretly i really want her to dump him. and i can just barely stand it sometimes...no offense to her, but shes really not attractive, kinda bitchy sometimes, not so many friends, kinda racist (even tho shes black)...so i cant help feeling sometimes that i deserve him more! well anyway i could go on and on but still, what am i supposed to do? how can i stand her having him when i want him so bad? and i know he likes me...help please?

i think you should be more careful because what if this 'lizzie character' foudn out how you really feel about her.

i think that you should forget this loser because he obviously can't keep his hot stuff to himself...

cheating is a horrid thing! why would you do that to your friend...?

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i like this boy for a while but he never knew. today i walked into my class and he strait out tells me he found something out..so i asked what and hes like "you like me.." and i kinda got all nervous and wwent to the bathroom and when i come back hes like teasing me..like saying "oh. why wont you turn around..?" and cutsy stuff like that.. by him being so forword does that mean he might like me? or am i just crazy and having wishful thinking?

i think that he is being a pretentious jerk who is not worth your time... it is doubtful that he really likes you back... guys are stupid... you shouldn't have let him think it was true.. you should have made him come after you... he sounds like an asshole.

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I like this guy and he likes me.. Well we have ALOT in common and I admit im pretty popular.. so anyway, He's not the hottest/most popular person ever. I like him and I swear im not conceited!! But its like I feel like if I go out with him then I will ruin my rep.. I dont really care but my friends are like "OMG HES SO HOT!! I LIKE HIM NOW." Im not like that.. I go for personality.. but what do I do?? Do I go out with him of save my reputation?

no.. don't waste you time.. he deserves better.

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does anybody understand anything about 1st 2nd and 3rd quartiles? I have no idea what im doing.

how is precal going for you?
the girl who looked it up got the answer...
look me up if you have any questions later because i am a few chapters ahead of that and i could help. =]

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Okay, this is how it works. You get questions later on, like for now...you just have to answer a lot of questions under the "View questions" page! So everytime you answer questions, people will see your name on the "Browse columnists" page. So if someone is curious, or has seen your advice..and they like what they see, then they ask you something. Most of the advice columnists rarley get any questions DIRECTLY asked to them. You might get a few, but thats only when you have stuck around for a while and have at least ohh I'd say 500 questions answered. I have 1500+ and I still dont get very many asked to me. So all you have to do is give good advice and someone will eventually ask you something! Good luck:)

-Sherry!

dude.. i think like five minutes after you wrote this, someone asked me a question.. and it was a good one. =P

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hey,
ok, i recently just told the guy I like (that likes me back) that I loved him and i didn't want to refer to him as "the guy i like that likes me back" anymore! than he wrote me back and sed that he didn't know how i could love him but he still wanted to be friends or friends with benefits and stuff. then, when i didn't cry from the letter, i thought it was just a lust thing. but that is TOTALLY not true. I'm not in LOVE with him but i do like him a whole bunch He doesn't go to my school and at first i thought that's why he wouldn't ask me to be with him. But now i'm not so sure anymore! Is there some reason he doesn't wanna be with me? and do you think everything with him will go back to how it was before all of the email stuff?? PLEASE help ME!!! :-[

i think that if he is a good guy (and he better be if you

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Hi, I am 13 going on 14 and i weigh about 106 lbs. give or take two. Is that fat? Bc i really feel fat and i feel like there is nothbing i can do.
What are some ways to lose like 10 lbs but staying healthy!
Ill rate high!
PLease Help!!!
*Overweight?*

are you serious?
105 pounds.. that is either perfect or underweight.

it is normal to feel insecure.. but don't lose any weight.

if you lose weight at all it is not healthy.. think about it.. to be less than 100 pounds..

it is just a number, but it sounds like you may be a candidate for therepy talk to your parents!

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i am 18 and still a virgin! when i see people on tv having sex they make it look like it last forever.does it? i masturbate and the sensation only last about 10 seconds! so will it be like that when i have sex?

i think that it is completely different.
sex vs. masterbation anyway.
the sensation lasts longer, not forever.. but laying with him... it makes it last longer... in my opinion.

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i'm 14 and i think about sex kind of a lot because this one guy that i really really like wants to have sex w/ me but i don't really want to but then again i look at some of my friends that are 14 and they've lost their virginity already but i don't really want to have sex w/ this one guy but then i do..i'm confused and i don't know if i'm totally out of my mind for thinking about this but i don't want to have sex w/ him but then i do..is it bad to even think about it when i'm 14?

its not bad to think about it.. but you will regret losing it for the rest of your life.. at your wedding, you'll look into your husband's eyes and know that you gave yourself to someone before him and that makes me shiver to think about...

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can u get herpes from giving someone without herpes head? like do they have to have the disease for u to get it? PLEASE HURRY! im very worried :(

no.
but if you were not sure if they had herpes to begin with, you shouldn't have put your lips there.
however.. you may have given him herpes.. if you have a cold sore..

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i've been doing situps every other day for a while since i heard that if you do them everyday you won't get abs. is that true? and i admit i've lost some fat but the sides of my waist still have alot of fat... so how can i make them tighter? because i hate it when i'm wearing clothes that aren't even fat but theres like fat hanging off the side. advice is much needed thanks

who told you that it won't give you abs?

that is a lie.

sit ups everyday will make you (rolled 'r') ripped. i promise.

and girls.. no matter how small they are will have a bit of pudge in their lower stomach abdomen area. the only advice i can give is don't over do it.

eat right.
and don't exercise in excess in relation to what you eat because that is called bolemia.

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nice column! welcome to the addicting world of advicenators...

that is totally not a question... get someone to ask me something.. i feel left out.. and i am not addicted.. just slightly bored.. and i have advice up to my eyeballs.

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I have a short story outline due on thursday and I am FRESH out of ideas! If anybody has ANY ideas whatsoever, please tell me! Even if you only have an idea for a scene, I can make something of it. Please just give me any ideas that come to your mind.
By the way, I like stories in which unusual things happen
Thanks I'll rate 5's for any ideas!

dude.. i got it..

write about a boring town in a boring suburb with boring people and boring idle gossip. take it to the next level. a weird guy comes to town and totally runs amuck on their normal monotony.

and he falls in love with the daughter of the family who he is staying with and.. he can sculpt..

and whild sculpting he makes snow

and he kills that one guy.

oh wait..

i think this is the plot for edward scissorhands..

=]

what about a clone.. who is after someone's life...

it was from Mr. Murder (Dean Koontz)

but.. your teacher won't know..

and include time travel.

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alrigty then im hearing all these stories at school {not that i belive them} about how every one is having sex i personally dont belive it. god says not to have premarital relations plus you should want to wait until u are married to have sex. anyway every one talks about how all the popular kids are doing it im almost 15 i personallyam appaled and am wonering where all the desensy went in the world some one tell me.

the decency went out with the roaring twenties. since then, teenagers have become the ones who are out there and taking on the world and being unique and disobeying the rules and living on the edge.. not a new idea at all... very ironic actually.

but that is where the decency went as far as teens being radical.

the entertainment industry doesn't help either, but it also shouldn't be entirely blamed.

as teenagers, we are stuck with these people for hours and hormones rage and and and... hormones...

but.. as far as people who agree with you.. there are a multitude... they say 30% agree with you.. i suppose some of them are not honest.. but it is a start and religon does exist in school... sort of

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13.f
alright. for about two years i have been cutting myself. and at first it was very innocent (little scratches with saftey pins... butter knifes, things like that) then one day i ginaed access to a really sharp razor blade and cut extremely deep. and for a year and a half thats how i have been doing it, because it is so addictive. more than once a day, and so i can go to sleep at night. most of my friends found out, one way or another and eventually my best friend got me to tell the guidance counselor. my dad now knows, and so does my psychiatrist (whom i have been seeing since I was 8 and my mom died). but i know he doesnt want me doing it, and niether do my friends. so latelyt i havent. but things got worse. im always pissed off at everyone, and lash out. also, i have been thinking about suicide more and more. i always considered it before but never like this. but when i talk to my friends, all the do is beg and pleed with me to stop. I CANT. when i was on the bus, i started tasting blood in my mouth, and noticed I had been bitting a chunk of my lip off as a pain reliever involuntarily. last night, I cut again and felt SOOO much better. but im so afraid someone will find out and be angry. im on medicine, and everything, it just sux. snapping rubberbands, and all that doesnt help. I know this is long, but im so upset with myself, I just dont know.

I rate 5s.

Manda.

okay, i was in the same boat... recently actually. what you have to do is not simple...

don't worry about the rest of the world. stop trying to ease the pain in your life by hurting more. it really is addicting, i know so well. but you have to find something you enjoy. find something you love to do. distract yourself from life. find something you love so much that you want to continue and have something you live for.

this could be writing, reading, painting, ANYTHING!

don't read or write anything about cutting.. don't think about cutting. make yourself a promise to stop... find something inside that lets you lash out and don't hold in the pain like that. the blood flowing from the wound won't release the pain and anger you are feeling.

scream. it doesn't matter what. not in front of people who will find you crazy... when you are alone and might find yourself slicing, punch a pillow.. not too hard.

LOVE yourself!

find the beauty inside yourself...
don't ruin your beautiful body.
don't cause more emotional problems by cutting.. because that makes it worse.. it makes it thousands of times worse.. even though you say you love it, you know that it is eating away at your mind.

just live.
live for the moment.
remember that whatever happens, it will get better.

and if for some reason I don't help you...

find something inside that gives you hope...

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