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hi i'm jess i'm a push over, i'm nice, people say i'm funny, and lost, i sometimes spaz out from not knowing what to do. i like movies, music, normal teenager things, girls, boys, noise,etc.
Website: THE HELPLESS
Location: earth
Occupation: school and flower nursery employee
Age: 14
AIM: joellamamama400
MSN: jess-a-mess
Member Since: May 13, 2007
Answers: 40
Last Update: June 25, 2008
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"shut up and sleep with me come on why won't you sleep with me" and then is like oooooooooooooo in the backround
who is it by, and what's it called? (link)
it's actually called shut up and sleeop with me by sin with sebastatin (or how ever you spell it) wow i think i asked this ? lol oops


Does anyone know any good techno punkish bands?
I listen to Daft Punk a lot.
Also, if anyone knows any German Techno
I'd really appriciate.
I just got into Tokio Hotel, and they're amazing. (link)
well basshunter is dutch or swedish techno i think dutch though i can't think of any other german techno bands then tokio hotel cuz my mind is on low right now


what are some good songs to play
at a birthday party w/ a bunch
of girls?! (link)
lol why amerika by rammstein lol don't do that it'll scare the girls put in poppy rock, girl bands, pop, rap what ever anything you like it's your party i assume so you cshould be able to play what you want


is there any good songs about losing trust or losing trust and then forgiveness, as long as its not screamo or hard core rap. thanks (link)
pardon me by weezer, that one song called like them or they or i'm sorry by jem or somehtinglike that the reason hoobastank (skank lol) many more


my relationship:
im 15/f and i have a boyfriend. he's kind of like my first boyfriend but not really i had 2 other ones but we werent serious and didnt kiss or anything and the longest we went out was for a week. im not really happy with my boyfrined i realize hes not my type but it has only been 2 days of our relationship. we kind of went into things a little too quick cuz i've only known him for less then a month. well anywayz thats whats goin on in my life right now..

okay so sometimes i feel like im lesbian or it could be bisexual. i don't know. would i know if i am? i think that 2 girls in a relationship isn't right(no offense but its just not for me)but then again i look at girls that are attractive sometimes i compare myself to them or i look at them and say they're pretty in my head or had a fat ass or big tits. like i dont noe?? how did you know you were lesbian or gay or bisexual? and how is it being in a realtionship with a girl when you're a girl? (link)
well i knew i was a lesbian when i was maybe my first year of middle school 6th grade i guess, and i knew because i fell in love with a girl though it wasn't cuz she was a girl it was cause she was beautiful on the inside (personality) and the outside (looks) being in a relationship with a girl is like any other normal boyfriend girlfriend relationship except you both are good kissers and you both have the same body parts now at first the first girl/girl relation ship might feel a little strange but ever thing that's new at first feels a little strange. and the way that you say yoiu compare your self to girls doesn't really sound lesbian to me i mean all meyfriemds that are straight girls do that too so yeah unless when you say compare you mean check out and not so much compare then you might be les/bi

-jess


...But I don't know what to do. When I see a girl kissing a guy, I get seriously turned off...But when I see a girl kissing a girl or something...it seems right to me. I sometimes get aroused by the latter. This is very strange...and I have no idea how it came about. The thing is - sometimes I like guys too! When they kiss a girl, or when a guy talks to me. I have NO idea what's going on. I might be bisexual, or I might be a full lesbian. No idea what's going on with me...I sometimes have thoughts and weird lesbian dreams. o_o...sometimes it scares me. I haven't told anyone. But there are certain clues...In school, sometimes when a girl passes by, or something...like a PRETTY girl...I for some reason (without even REALIZING) tend to stare at her for a while (Like, "check her out")...and it seems VERY weird. I don't even realize what's going on - and then my friends have to tell me that I'm going to be late to class. I just find girls SO pretty. I don't know...I myself am a VERY girly person. (I'm 15/f). This is very foreign to me...lol. :(...is it too young of an age? And what exactly is happening? (link)
it's never too early/late to be a lesbian and you can try it i mean if you never try then you'll never know but when you do this it becomes part of who you are and if your friends are really your friends then they'll stay by wyour side no matter what

(i'm a lesbian btw)


I've been talking to this guy through Myspace and MSN for over a month. I liked him so much, and we were I don't want to say dating, but sort of "involved" over the computer. He was so different from other boys...and now I know why. "He" is a girl.

She looks just like a guy, and all of her Myspace pictures were really of her! She didn't tell me she was a girl. I messaged one of her friends and said, "Hi I'm *Bob's (not her real name) friend. I really like him." and her friend messaged me back and said, "*Bobs my friend, but she is a girl." I told Bob this and he admitted it and said, "I shouldn't be a girl. I should be a guy."

I am heartbroken. This wasn't just some fake Myspace. This was a real person that's face looked like a guy's. (Obviously shes not, after she showed me a picture of her standing.)

Does this mean I'm a Lesbian? In a way, I feel like I still have feelings for Bob. But I think its just because I liked "him" so much that I'm having a hard time letting go of the fact that "he" is not a he. I know that Bob still has feelings for me. This is so weird. I feel like maybe I should be a Lesbian since thats the only people that are attracted to me. I want to still be Bob's friend, we had such a good thing going. Should I stay her friend/ keep talking to her? (link)
first off you shouldn't be so worried about labels because they are stupid if you love her it's fine because you love her for who she is not because she's a girl or a boy. second of all you could be bisexual and like guys and girls but i don't know if this would really count for being bi or les but what ever, and yeah you should keep talking to them if it made/makes you happy

- jess
p.s. (i believe love has no gender so i guess that makes me bisexual)


What is a good swimsuit bottom for a girl with big hips, thighs, and butt? (link)
you could always get regular bottems and wear board shorts over them :)


Has anyone ever used nair or any products that do the same thing?
Does it actually work?
And is it bad to use it like once or twice over the summer like for the beach?
Which brand is the best? (link)
well it kinda works but it's also kinda bad for you


whats conventially handsome? who would be considered conventially handsome? (link)
it depends on who you ask because beaty is different to everyone


ok 16/f i have medium length brown hair. i really want to get a faux hawk but i dont know if thats gay. being a girl and if i get one, how do i explain it to my hairdresser lady? i want it like choppy and such. any ideas? lots of responses would help guys. (link)
if you want it bad enough go for it and it will also show you who your real friends are :) they'll stick up for you if the others don't like it and i don't exactly know how your gonna tell your hair dresser "i want a faux hawk but i don't wanna look gay" lol


ii`ve posted this question before but I still havent found anything today. Tonight im having a sleepover party for my sweet sixteen and i dont know what to do besides watch movies and eat. PLEASE HELP IT STARTS AT 4! (link)
dance to music, sing, make up games, YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT CUZ IT'S YOUR PARTY HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN


okay, well there's this movie i used to like when i was little, and i cant find the name of it. it's really bugging me. does anyone know about a CARTOON movie in which the creatures lived in a tree or something like that and then these people came and distroyed their homes and there was a truck that had leaked onto where they all lived and they had to move. it was such a a cute movie. im not so sure about everything else, that's the only part i remember if you guys can't figure it out, it's all right. (link)
FERN GULLY :) i have that movie and they fly right :) yep it's ferngully or a space between the fern and gully i'm pretty sure that's what you're talking about


i cant seem to find ANYTHING to talk about with my friends.

-theres no "recent rumors" ( if there is it lasts like 5 minutes in the convo )
- none play sports
- ive talked about our insiders a billion times before when i couldnt think of anything and now its pretty old and annoying to talk about

now i feel like im a boring person cause i cant seem to talk about anything with them our coversations in school would last like 10 minutes then we would be bored again , its really annoying.!

HELP!!
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you could talk about:
movies, actresses, random people, boys, girls, hermaphrodites, um tv shows, recent or weird news, serial killers, music, future life/jobs......many more things


okay i need some good songs for a roadtrip to ny.

like some with new york in it.

any suggestions on songs.

doesnt matter what type.

thnx =) (link)
well there's a song by frank sinatra called new york, one by nina hagen called new york new york (but it's kinda strange just warning you) um isn't coney island in new york? if so strange powers is a good song (but i forgot who sings it) and i can give you a bunch of other random songs but those are the only ones i can think of that are relevant to new york

:) have fun on the trip


For a thing at school, we have to dress up as a celebrity or actor or star in a movie or something and I have no idea what to do. I wanted to be just a random celebrity, but I don't know what to wear other than big huge sunglasses! So does anyone have any examples or suggestions for what a celebrity would wear outside of the red carpet? Thanks! (link)
well you could always do the marylin where a wite dress (if you aren't blonde it is optional to get wig) put you're hair in curls, well most celebs off the red carpet dress like you and me. just look at paparazzi photos. if you want an exact celeb you can ask me and i can try to help

good luck :)

-jess


What do you do when your best friend is a lesbian?!?!?!?!



thanks in advance! (link)
IT'S ME I'M THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM (BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMMING)

I LOVE YOU A.D. aka chika (im a non gay way..............well maybe a little gay)


Hey. Well, I'm 13/f, and I weigh I think like 97 lbs, and I'm 5'1. I have a lot of extra weight on my stomach, butt, legs, and arms. I really would like to lose a lot of my weight by August, I'd like to be either 85-87 pounds, becuase I know I'm tall, but I want to be a flyer this year on my cheerleading squad, because I was 2 years ago, then I was a base, and I really want to fly again. I want to be so skinny, that I can fly, regardless of my height. Please help with any tips of exercise that will make me skinnier. Please help? I rate :]. (link)
you can excersize but from your discription it sounds like you are regular for your heigt which is good don't let anyone tell you that you're fat just stay healthy by eating normally and by cutting down on junk food and if they don't make you flyer then they're dumb AND NO MATTER WHAT NEVER BE ANOREXIC NEVER I REPEAT NEVER



Ok im going to the movies with the girl of my dreams and some other people from our soccer team. I talked to her freind who is also on my team, she said that I need to be nice and flirt with her, now there is the problem I dont no how to flirt. Her freind said dont be creepy flirt. Remeber were going to the movies. Ill put on what kind of movie when I get that sorted out. So geeting to my question. How do I flirt no matter what kind of movie im in? I want her to like me and I think she already does a bit.
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to add on what chika said make sure you smell nice, don't studder when you talk before you get in the movie and she be careful that she's not one of those fake gays like the ones that will be with you then say they never were then tell everyone the things you did "to her" instead of how charming you are "with her" :) good luck playa


wait you have a coed soccer team?


I am 13, female. I have a female art teacher who I have a crush on. No one but me knows yet. Since it is almost at the end of the school year (week and a half untill last day), I wanted to send an email or note or something similar to her after school was out and tell what I feel about her. My question is this: Should I send her the email or not? (link)
i too have had this problem, first of all i wouldn't email her cuz if she has a problem with it she could get you in trouble. but then you couldn't be all romantic. i'd tell her in person that's what i did to my teacher and she didn't complain (if you know what i mean) but be careful in what you say and when you say it and that she is interested kinda.




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