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Okay, I'm writing a story and I'm stuck because I'm basically a hermit so I don't know these things.

The story is about 2 teenagers who go out, but aren't supposed to because they're from two different groups. The boy goes to a private school and the girl goes to a public school.

Anyway they're skipping school to go on their first date, where should it be?

Of course I'm not going to ask what should happen, as it is my story and up to me. But I need a bit of a push of where the location should be so I can make up a story behind it.

It can be anywhere, it doesn't even have to make sense. Thanks a lot! (link)
Most first dates are at the movies.


ugh. i absolutly hate the fat on my thighs.

im not completly fat. but not stick skinny. i donnt like when my legs touch. which means i needs to loose some right?well i wanna know how you get that fat off your thighs? any food that would help? any exercise? (link)
Run a lot, eat fruits and vegetables. Do the exercise where you open and close your legs around a big pillow.


is it weird if you wear shorts (like spandex) under a really short dress during a dance or not? im going to a dance next weekend and i have a mini skirt im wearing so i dont want to moon anyone but my sister told me that it was weird so is it or not (link)
If the shorts are really short (shorter than the skirt) then it's not weird, but if they're visible then it's kinda weird.


Can a woman get herpese on her breast? (link)
You can get herpes anywhere, don't touch a herpes outbreak or you'll get it. It doesn't go away.


ok well i have literally no breasts like not even an a cup and i dont think they will ever grow but do guys really seriously care if you don't because now i am going to never want to get naked infront of a guy because it seems to be their obsession. is there any way i can help myself get over this? (link)
Many guys care, but they're just immature. A girl should be judged by her personality, or even how pretty her face is, rather than her breast size. When you get a guy who really likes you for who you are, getting naked in front of him won't be a problem regardless of your breast size.


does anyone know what might be wrong if the clitoria in your vagina is browning & looks as though its dying.

i really need help & im scared to go to my mom or a gyno. (link)
Clitoris in your vagina? The clitoris is outside the vagina, if I remember correctly... I don't really understand but you should probably get over your fear and see a gyno. It is really no big deal for them to see your vagina, it's probably like the 15th vagina they saw that day. They are a specialty of doctor just like the eye doctor, and it isn't weird to let the eye doctor see your eye, is it? If you have a problem with your feet, you go to an orthopedist. If you have a problem with your vagina, GO TO A GYNECOLOGIST.


Hi! Ok I was wondering, when people list the 1,000th, 2,000th etc song on their profile they've listened to...how do they do that?

Do they just do it manually or is there a website which tells you?

Also, if it's done manually is there anywhere you can find a list to find your 1000th, 2000th etc song you listened to in case you forgot to add it? (link)
Please use search I have seen this question literally 3 times in the past.

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=525038


okay. my school has alot of guys that think of sex ALL DAY LONG. every school does. well i was wondering why arent they scared? why am i so scared? i want to have sex but way to scared of anything to happen. does it hurt? need help with this! (link)
It would help to know if you are a boy or girl, and what age, so next time write something like m/15 at the end of your question to help out the advicenators.

Our society is biased when it comes to sex. Boys are encouraged to get with a lot of girls, that is "pimpin", but when a girl gets with a lot of guys it makes her a "slut". It's unfortunate and sexist, but that's how society is. Guys are trained to think that sex is "no big deal".

If you are a girl:

Yes, sex may hurt the first time, but hopefully you'll be with someone who cares about you and tries to make it as painless as possible.

If you are a guy:

It is important that for your first time, you are in a private place, so you won't be worried about people coming in and you'll have an easier time "getting it up".

For both:

It is VERY important to make sure that your first time is with someone you love and trust. Many people will say that sex is "no big deal" or "nothing special", but they just haven't experienced sex with love. It is a million times better. When you give yourself fully to someone, it should be a loving and caring experience, so you aren't treated as an object or toy.


Okay.So basically my best friend is one of the most gorgeous girls you could meet.I would like a guy and hed like me,but thatd just be until he met her.shes a major flirt and will go for it even if she knows i already like him.i know this sounds bad but it sucks i cant comete with her and i love her to death but does she have to get with everyguy i like?

idk what to do.

help ? (link)
Talk to her and tell her how you feel. If she knows you like someone, she shouldn't be with them. That's not being a good friend.


How long should you wait to have sex after a period is over?
if u have a sex .say a week after.and the condomm popped.and he says he didnt cum inside you.and there was no sign of ejaculation in the condom and its still on the outside.could u be pregnant? (link)
Condoms break and fall off, and are expensive. I strongly recommend the pill for long term serious sexual relationships where STD's are not an issue (trust).


I started taking birth control about a month ago on the 17th of December. My boyfriend came inside me twice in one night after only being on the YAZ birth control pill for about a week and a half. acording to my birth control package, I should have started my period yesterday. I did not start yesterday and today I have just had brown spotting when I wipe and cramps. I am so scared. I don't want to be pregnant. Do you think I am? Someone help. (link)
If you took the pill correctly, there is a very very small chance that you are pregnant. The pill changes your periods with hormones, and you are probably young for having completely regular periods anyway, so your period is probably just irregular. Don't worry.


what is global warming and who believes in it? just a question i'm curious for an answer. and is the world going to be destroyed by global warming? and if global warming isn't real than what is really causing it? god? (link)
I have to agree with younggrandma.

Global warming as explained in "An Inconvenient Truth" is simply a myth. Al Gore and similar figures greatly exaggerate data, and almost all of the information in that movie is inaccurate speculation. It is true, the world is getting warmer. But that is a natural cycle of the world, to get warmer and colder over thousands of years. We've had many warming periods, and ice ages, over the history of the earth. We are not going to die, and animals are not going extinct because of "global warming" or "the climate crisis". Do not believe the propaganda.


Does anyone know where I can download a safe, free DVD ripper?
It needs to be safe.
(I know most aren't free, so maybe one with a sample or something) (link)
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I am a 15 year old female and I was horny so today I took the springy part off of my curing iron and I masterbated with it and now my vagina hurts did I do something wrong or is something wrong with me? (link)
If you've never had anything that large in there before it maybe just stretched, it'll feel better after a few times. Maybe don't go that deep next time.


How do I add subtitles on a movie in my computer?

(I asked that question again long time ago...and someone answered....but the answer is no longer there.)

Thank you all in advanced. (link)
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hmmmm..im thinking wether or not to have sex with somone i dont really like. but he likes me. what do you think? (link)
Please don't post jokes on this website it's for people who genuinely need help and by doing that, you make it harder for everyone who is on here seriously to get the advice they require.

If you don't like him don't have sex with him.


Hi, ive been going out with this girl for about a month now and i like her sooooo much, im 17 and according to her she was turnin 16 next month, but last night she phoned me in tears and confessed that she had been lying and is really 14 and about to turn 15.

What should I do? im not a pedofile, ill be 18 and she'll still be 15! Surely that's wrong isn't it? Help me please (link)
Age is just a number. When you're 73 and she's 70, those 3 years won't make any difference. The bigger concern is the fact that she lied to you. You need to talk to her about how the lying made you feel and decide for yourself whether you will be able to trust her again.


Ok, this might be a little long. It really makes me wanna cry though. Ever since I left public school to be homeschooled, I've stayed up all night, and then slept all day the next day. For instance, I'm up now. I'm about to be going to sleep because my stomach hurts really bad, but this is the usual time I go. It's 7:50 in the morning. I really don't want my boyfriend to end up breaking up with me someday due to this fucked up schedule. I've just been so used to it for so long that I can't ever get to sleep at a reasonable time. And I usually do need more than 8 hours a night, or else I can't wake up for shit. It's really upsetting me. I got sleeping pills from walgreens with my boyfriend, but these ones are chewable. I needed chewable because I can't swallow pills, but they're so nasty. I can't stand the taste of them. So now I'm wanting ones I can swallow. Has anyone ever been in this position? My parent's won't really take me to a doctor. They know that this is all because I'm just used to being up at these hours. I'm aware that I'm gradually gonna have to start going to sleep a little earlier each night, and waking up a little earlier each day. Does anyone have any really good ideas for what I could do? Keep in mind I've been homeschooled ever since I started highschool. I'm in 11th grade right now. So it's been years. I'm a damn vampire and I need help. I constantly feel sick too and this is very unhealthy. If I had better hours I think I'd feel a lot better when I wake up. Even if I was going to sleep at 2 in the morning every night I think it'd still help me. I can never fall asleep easy, someone please help me! I need good ideas. Does anyone also know what time I should shoot for to go to sleep every night, and what time I should try to wake up everyday? Right now I've been trying to wake up at 2 everyday, and I'm trying to work my way up. I think the earlier I'd ever wanna get up is like 12:00. I haven't been waking up at 2 very easily cuz I've been feeling sick due to starting my period very soon. Does anyone know how I can actually wake up to my alarms, and just hop out of bed right away? What are some things I can do to force myself to stay up? It's already 8:00 and I have an alarm set for 2:00. I'm not getting as much sleep as I wanted, but I figure if I can wake up that early tomorrow, I might be tired earlier tomorrow night. Then I'd be able to fall asleep tomorrow night. Thank you so much to anyone who answers. Please try to answer all of these questions. (link)
There is a vitamin supplement called melatonin that you can get at any pharmacy. It allows your body to adapt to a new circadian rhythm (sleep cycle), which will let you adjust the hours that you sleep. You don't have to chew or swallow it; you suck it under your tongue and it is absorbed into the blood vessels. It has a sweet orange taste.


I am constantly experiencing a brown period, lasts for only 2-3 days but always comes between day 12-15 of my cycle when I shouldn't be bleeding at all? (link)
It's called spotting it's fine you're normal.


About 5 days ago, my boyfriend and I had sex. We used a condom, but when we were finished, we noticed it had slipped off and was still inside of me. I immediately pulled it out of me but my boyfriend says it was empty. And I know my boyfriend ejaculated, he said he did. However, I've been on birth control for about 2 years and I also took an emergency contraceptive, "the morning after pill" about 4 hours after we had sex. The pill I took was called Plan B and required me to take 2 pills. One immediately, and one 12 hours later, which I did. Lately, I have been feeling extremely nervous and hungry, even after I have just eaten my stomach feels empty again. Also, my heart beats appears to be beating faster lately. I am not supposed to get my period for another 2 and a half weeks either, so I cannot take a pregnancy test any time soon. But my question is, how likely is it that I am pregnant? The condom also had spermicide on it by the way. Please help! I'm 17/f. (link)
Is this a joke? You've been on birth control for 2 years! That lowers the chances to 0.1%. Then plan b lowers it to 5% of that which is 0.005%. The spermicide lowers it to 10% of that so 0.0005%. And then a condom lowers it to 4% of that so it would be 0.0000125%. That's like one in a million. Since this has basically been a list of birth control options, I feel like this question is not serious.




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