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-The Curse of the Missing Period

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15//female.

practically ALL of my friends have a boyfriend//girlfriend. and I have been single.. forever.. literally.. ive never had a boyfriend.
ims so depressing for me to always see them together and all happy.. especially when we leave school and its always like "love you, bye" and then they kiss.
i mean, its incredibly awkward, and i dont know what to do because i feel so lonely.
i dont know what its like to be happy like that and i just wish i did.
there are a few people i like but im too afraid to say anything, and only one of my friends [[who has a boyfriend]] is the only one that knows.. i just dont know what to do.
sorry this was long :x :/

If you care that much, why not ask one of your friends to ask her boyfriend to ask one of his friends to hook you two up.


Did I just state the Tranisitive Property of Equality?

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ok well lets start off by this. i went into highschool this year and got this real big crush on this one kid. i think he likes me too and stuff because he always tries to start up conversations with me, stares at me, and tries sits next to me. WE barely even talk though! haha i love playing "hard to get". But ANYWAY... i found out that he does drugs (pot) and drinks. To me i think thats really hot. I dont know why... but i think the whole bad boy thing is mega hot. What should i do? Should i still try to hook up with him... or just drop him from no beginning. I'm really confused but I REALLY wanna hook up with him! I've never kissed anyone or done anything yet. But with him I'm not nervous to be goofy infront of. Whats your advice? Thanks

I say don't be a jackass. I guarantee if you go for him, you'll start doing pot and drinking, fry what few brain cells you were born with, and later on overdose on heroin.

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Well My problems in my name. The situation is complicated but basically im in a long distant relationship, and i keep cheating on him. I love him so much AND NO ONE SAY I DONT BECAUSE I DO. i dont know what to do about it cos i love him and want to spend the rest of my life with him but i keep cheating and its hurting him and me. What do i do

It's not hard, either break up with him, or stop fucking cheating.


Your bill will come in 4 to 6 weeks.

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Hey im in grade 11, i live in Ontario,Canada. Anny how my spanish class is going to spain this summer and we need to do alot of fund rasing to help lower the cost.

So my question is;
What are some good fund raser ideas that dont cost alot to do yet bring in a good profit?

Thanx a tun!

You can sell lolly pops, candy, or anything else that takes a giant shit in your arteries.

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where can i find good layouts for my column?? the ones that are already on here for you to choose from i dont really like. thankss

Holy hell! Three average frowny face ratings in a row! Sign of the apocalypse, and the sad thing is that I predicted this way before you reported me.

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i heard that you shouldn't go to bed with wet hair..
how come?

The sandman is attracted to water, because mud is stronger than sand. Duh.

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9th grade/f

So I met this guy on facebook, and we were messaging back and forth

I asked him what middle school he went to, and he said "jeferson" lets call it, and then i said oh i thought that was only high school

he said
no, k - 12. Its kinda annoying becasue all these little kids are running around. its kinda fun having them sometimes though

what should i say back to him?

"Oooo I eat babies!"

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Me and my friend have been friends for about 6 years now and it's always just been me and her and now for 2 years now i have been friends with another girl names sarah. My other friend doesn't like her (for no good reason at all) and gets mad when she talks to me, and says that sarah is trying to steal her best friend (me). My friend got mad when i answered my other line and talked to sarah while talking to her. So then i never put my friend on hold again. Well then when we were talking she answered her other line and hung up on me. She then told me to get over it and laughed about it and when i told her she was a hypocrite she told me i was overreacting.

Well. That was long. And not interesting. And a waste of time.


The same applies to your stupid friend.

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i'm making a list of 365 songs for my boyfriend while he's away at his group home thing... its a thing for our one year and i've got 122 but i can't think of any more. does anyone know any more songs i could add to the list?

It'd be much easier to break up with him, but...


Fuck the System --System of a Down
Detachable Penis --King Missle
Duality --Slipknot
Heretc Anthem --Slipknot
War! --System of a Down

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me and my boyfriend waited 9 months before we had sex .. now WHENEVER we hang out we do it like 5 times .. i dont want it to get old .. and i think we do it too much .. he feels differently but im not sure how to talk to him .. please help =[

Talking typically consists of opening your mouth and making noise.


The words part comes much later in life.

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well my boyfriend is in the army and hes been gone for a month and a few weeks now. since a few days ago i keep haveing these dreems, and in them my boyfriend is flirting with other girls, makeing me feel bad, cry ect. I wake up from these dreems feeling terrible. The only thing i can think of from these dreems are how he i feel about him talking to other girls. But any other suggestions?

*Vomits*

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well my boyfriend is in the army and hes been gone for a month and a few weeks now. since a few days ago i keep haveing these dreems, and in them my boyfriend is flirting with other girls, makeing me feel bad, cry ect. I wake up from these dreems feeling terrible. The only thing i can think of from these dreems are how he i feel about him talking to other girls. But any other suggestions?

*Vomits*

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well my boyfriend is in the army and hes been gone for a month and a few weeks now. since a few days ago i keep haveing these dreems, and in them my boyfriend is flirting with other girls, makeing me feel bad, cry ect. I wake up from these dreems feeling terrible. The only thing i can think of from these dreems are how he i feel about him talking to other girls. But any other suggestions?

*Vomits*

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