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Q: Why are boys so... i dont even know what word to use.. i mean they tell you they love you just to get in your pants! and they are sooo confusing, they bring so much pain but i still want them! ... grrr, am i making any sense? all i truley want is this...
i want a boy---
who can wrestle with me
and let me win.
who i can talk to about anything.
who laughs at my jokes.
a boy who puts my cold hands
in his warm hoodie pockets.
who lets me use his sweatshirt
for a pillow.
who buys me 25 cent rings,
and sticky hands.
who says i love you & means it.
who will kiss me in the rain,
in the sunshine, and in the snow.
who calls unexpectedly.
who will have many inside jokes
with me and remember each one.
a boy who notices girl's haircuts.
who realizes that girls say things
but dont always mean them.
who i can go swimming with
on hot days.
who can tell me his problems
and let me help.
who will listen to me talk--
about the new nail polish i got.
who will bring me seashells
from the beach.
who will let me beat him up
when i get angry.
who writes love letters to me,
but doesn't send them.
who draws pictures and slips them
gently into my locker slot.
who saves his genuine, big smiles for me.
a boy with deep eyes,
that can see through faces into depths.

who wears baseball hats and
lets me wear his too.

who gives me his t-shirt to change into
and not expect to get it back.
who knows my favorite color, song,
car, vegetable, perfume and
the color of my toothbrush.
a boy who will shake my dad's handand look my mother in the eye.
who will call me by my full name--
first, middle and last.
a boy who will kiss me and
tell me i'm beautiful.
a boy who will let me cry to him.
who will squeeze my hips just right.
who suprises me and compliments
my manicure and plays with my hair.
who knows when i have a math test
or when i fail one.
a boy who smells like
he just stepped out of the shower.
who tells me i have a nice laugh,
and a smile that lights up the room.
a boy who's simply mine to hold."
that is exactly what i want!
why cant i get that?
Well there aren't many guys in the world that are like that. The list is a bit too long, and bit too precise. You just have to wait for that special guy. If you're patient believe me, he will find you.

Q: Sep. 11th, wil be my bf's and my one year anneversary and i want to make it really special, but i have no ideas about what to do. Im going to be 16 before that time, but i dont know if i will have my license yet or not, anyways, i dont want to have sex, and nothing sexual, but i do want to make it romantic and something will that will we will remember forever, we live in saint louis, MO please i realy need some sweet ideas, thanks in advance, i rate high!!
Okay a really sweet thing to do would be to go out for dinner and then just watch movies or something.

Q: 14/f Ok i have really liked his one guy for about 3 years and we have dated a couple times but we never really lasted. But i just currently broke up with my ex boyfriend. But i was talking 2 them both last nite on the computer and i still have feelings for them both. My ex boyfriend he dumped me because there was just 2 much going on in his life like his ex gf was up and he didn't know what would happen. But now that shes leaving sunday. He wants 2 go back out w/ me. I dont wanna get played like that but i also have feelings for him. And my "dating guy" hes cute and all but i think all hes interested in is getting laid. He says he loves me but... im really confused please help! i rate high for good answers
I think that you should just try and forget about both guys. I know it won't be easy, but set your sights on a guy that you could see your self with for a while. Hope I helped.

Q: hey im 14/f my mom thinks that i have been having sex latley because i have alot of guy friends. I told her that im not but she doesn't beleive me. It gets kinda annoying i say i have a stomach ache and shes like u could be pregnant. Im like no i couldn't. But how do i get her 2 trust me around guys? And how can i convince her the im not having sex? I was guna go and get a test at the doctors. but she always says we dont have time. or w/e my moms 30. Please help me... i rate high 4 good answers!
I had the same problem last year. A lot of my friends are guys. Yuo just need to act normally around and not be so flirty when it comes to them. If you are even flirty. Also it helps to hang out with some girls a bit more often too. Hope I helped.

Q: how do I loose 10lbs raelly fast?
Exercise is really good. Never go on a crash diet. They are sooo darngerous. Just exercise. Hope I helped.

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