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I, Tony, am a worthless piece of shit, I abused my girlfriend and I'm pathetic! I got kicked out of the Army cause I wanted to kill myself and I have no job nor do I care!
E-mail: Eternal_Folly@hotmail.com
Gender: Male
Location: Florida
Occupation: Currently Unemployed
Age: 21
AIM: Reconciled Hate
Member Since: January 22, 2004
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Ok so on the fourth of July, my cousin annie and i went to the mall early in the morning to catch the early bird sales. we went like really early. then her mom drove us back to our grandpas houses where we had to clean up the house..(windows, etc..they havent been cleaned for years!) anyways, we were sooo TIRED..and then my other cousin julie came over and I didn't want to ignore her..like i said "hi" and stuff and i chatted with her a little but not a lot because we had to clean up and she was just standing there doing nothing! ..ughh so anyways, blah blah blah..she went home crying to her daddy about how i didn't tallk to her and i avoided her the whole time (BS). and usually, she is suppose to call me everyday at 4:15..but she stopped for some reason..i didn't know what was wrong..until i found out she was mad at me a week later..she is still avoiding me now! what do i do!? (link)
Call her up and explain to her that you couldn't talk that much at the time because you were busy. If she can't understand that then just let her cool off on her own. Most people only need a little time before they forget they were even mad at you.


guys do like big boobs? well thats to bad!! guys you will like small boobs now! lol.. god why am i so cute.. (link)
Personally I don't care about big or small so long as they aren't ridiculously big or absolutely non existant. I think you'll find that most guys feel the same way. As for why you're so cute...the world may never know.


My friends think I'm a rebel and totally fearless. I walk out in the middle of the street stopping all traffic without a care. I drive my car too fast and pull off all sorts of reckless stunts. And it's not for attention because I do it even when there's no one watching. I just frankly don't care. Honestly nothing frightens me except for the thought of an afterlife. Like I'm really serious I've lit myself on fire and climbed electrical towers. I just don't care. I keep thinking that something will entertain me, something will satisfy my need for a thrill but nothing does and it's starting to make me really depressed. It's like never being able to climax, you know? Why can I not be satisfied? (link)
You sound like an extreme adrenaline junkie. While lighting yourself on fire and climbing high places may be fun it's also not a smart idea. There are other ways of pushing your limits. I would recommend Martial Arts myself. It's a lot of fun to learn and to push yourself as far as you can go, then the rush you get from stepping into the ring with someone is beyond anything most people get to feel. Not extreme enough? Try Skydiving. Anyone can learn it and enjoy it. If these aren't really your thing then think of what excites you the most and invent new ways to make it more fun.


hehe this is pretty weird, But my dude, he always does all the work most of the time so I kinda feel bad & owe him a lot (sexually) Any suggestions on pleasing him to the max? (link)
Most males (myself included) enjoy sex more when we know YOU are enjoying it. My girlfriend used to be so quiet at time I would think she fell asleep and that got me down. Once I let her know she started to loosen up and got a bit noisy, which let me know i was doing my job. I was happy that she was happy. So just make sure you let him know he's good. Because guys need that.


my hands are always really sweaty. i dont know what to do to make them stop being sweaty. what can i do to make them normal? (link)
Baby powder is one method you could try. I have that problem sometimes when I've been on the computer too long or with a cell phone. Keeping a small bottle of powder with you if probably you best bet aside from medications or other medical fixes.


OK my cousin is pretty much a slut. she's 11. she wheres really tight shirts that go up past her bellybutton along with a really short skirt. She wears VERY thick padded bras so she uses a C cup. When someone calls her a slut she giggles and says "nuh uh..!" And I'm gettin sick of it because my friends are like "how does it feel to have an 11 yr old have bigger boobs than you" and honestly i really dont care because im not fake but no one realizes that. and on top or it, she brags about gettin slapped in the ass by other guys and she shaves which i dont think she should be doing when she's 11 even though its not my choice. What can do to help her without gettin her upset?? (link)
Your best bet for this situation is to bring your concerns to an adult, preferably your cousin's parents. Ask them to make sure not to let your cousin know that you were the one who brought it up and she won't be able to be mad at you. Her parents will be the ones who can help more than anyone else. If you feel they won't listen to you then by all means tell your parents first and let THEM tell hers.


I am 14/f but i have drawn few clothings and dress designs and my friends and teachers really liked them and quiet good but i wasnt really satisfied with them, because i know i can do better if i just learn.

so my real question is. is there a book that helps to make pattern and how to draw better when you design clothes? like use certain color pencil and how to draw this and that when you are designing dress or clothes or purse or whatever.

and is there a PC program that have like cyber design ? like you design a clothes and you can see it in 3D?

Please help i rate 5 if they are any help. even a little but if you are going to bash about my question and not even going to answer it then i am SO REPORTING you. (link)
While the books you seek should be easily found at any book store or even library I looked up a few sites for clothing design software for you.

www.model-agencies-london.co.uk/model/clothing_design_software.html

www.capterra.com/fashion-design-and-production-software

I hope these are what you're looking for.


13-f
i have flour tortilla's , penut butter, juice, and regular butter please give me ideas im starving and im low on food! (link)
FRY the tortilla's to a crispy golden color and put the peanut butter on them, or if you have it cinnamon and sugar. The butter will go greeat on there with cinnamon and sugar but probably not with the peanut butter. The juice is juice. Drink it! ^_^


My name is Danielle and i am 14, i really like this guy. well i cant get him off my mind like ever. i cant even imagine what to do to get him off my mind. he broke up with me and i still dont know why. everytime we talk we get in a fight about one of my ex bf's that was killed. he doesn't believe it. but everytime we talk i end up almost in tears. i think if i cry over him one more time i will just roll over and die ! i dont know what to do anymore. but he told me he still liked me and the next day he hooks up with one of my friends who he used to like a lot but she broke up with him a that night. but i don't think that he likes me at all. i woke up one night when the phone rang and it was him. and he was askin me a/b my ex and i told him he was killed. then he just broke up with me like 30 minutes later and i dont know why. i got kinda pissed off at him. but its been WEEKS and i still cry over him when we talk or even when i hear i slow song on the radio !! im just so lost and i dont know what to do anymore. and i understand if you can't help me out with this cause it might just be something that can't be fixed. but i cant stand to cry over him anymore. so if you can please help me !
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It sounds like you need to do some thinking on your own of what you really want. Take a break from relationships and focus on your own needs for a while. Get a job, work out, start a new hobby, just keep busy.


ok !i am having a really bad problem. well me and my boyfriend got into a serious arrgument today. he got mad at me cause he said that i was smiling at his friend. i am like omfg cant i even look at anyone.and on the bus today he broke up with me. then he called me and asked me if i would go back out with him. he apoligized and i said ok. well he called me and talked to me a while ago and i dont even think his sister likes me. so what should i do brake up with him or not? srry for this bein so long.
i will rate all 5's and give feedback for helpful answers only.
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Small amounts of jealousy are normal. Ending a relationship over a smile is not. This kind of jealousy shows that he does not trust you and often times leads to violent behavior, even in people who don't seem prone to it. If there is no trust there is no love. It's a bad situation and I would recommend getting away from it as quickly as you can, at the very least until you can examine the situation more and explain to him that you will not be controlled.


Ok so me and my girlfriend have been going out for almost 8 months. We havent really done n e thing but kissed except for once but i didnt finish so she didnt enjoy it as much as i think she could have. She says she wants to but i dont know if she really wants to do n e thing else and i really do. What should i do? (link)
She may think she's ready but if there is any doubt in your mind about either of you being ready then you should wait. I was pressured into sex by my ex-girlfriend after one WEEK and I still feel bad about it. Waiting is not a bad thing.


I seriously need some help.. last night my little sister (10) must have gotten a hold of some scissors because my hair is completely chopped... the night before last I colored her hair green (shes a bleach blonde) and I guess she did that to get me back.... WHAT DO I DO?!?!! my hair is so short and uneven... it was down by my lower back...any help would be appriciated! (link)
I would recommend shaving it and starting over. Not a down to the scalp deal, but a military buzz. My sister had the same thing done to her (by me but she had it coming...) and she started fresh. She actually looked rather good with it, and even got some laughs with her friends and sympathy from stangers who thought she had cancer. You won't even remember this situation by next year.


what does toning your butt mean? like does it mean getting a bigger butt? (link)
Toning your butt usually involves workouts designed to tighten and raise your booty. I personally don't like the big asses. A high, tight, firm butt is my favorite. Running is a great way of achieving this.


i recently got kicked out of my house, illegally, by my dad. i had a job before i left, and i was friends with a guy there. i had a cell phone on my dad's plan- but he screwed me over too many times with the bill, and he always questioned me about who's numbers were who's. well, this guy offered to put me on his plan- because he's get the phone for free- and if anything- i'd be helping him out- with the bill and all- cuz weve been splitting in directly in half- no matter who goes over. ive had it for maybe 6 or 7 months. but since ive ben kicked out- i lost my job- and another guy at work has been paying my phone bills for me- (the last 3 months). my gramma- who i live with- has never liked the idea of me having a phone on someone else's plan. well, lastnight- we got into an argument about it- and we fought. like, physically. she told me i could keep the phone until monday- but that i had to give it back to him then. i feel horrible- but i just need to know- does she in fact have the right to do that?- i mean, she's not my legal guardian- and the phone was given to me- it's not like i begged for it.my phone is my only bit of freedom here- and i cant live without it. someone please share what you think. (link)
Her house, Her rules. While there is nothing illegal, or even wrong with the situation you should still respect her enough to do as she asks. Once you get another job you can get a phone of your own. Remember to pay back any money borrowed as well. Don't make the mistake of thinking she won't kick you out too. If people come to my home and disrespect my rules they are asked to leave immediately regardless of who they are and what their situation is, with a very few exceptions for dire emergency situations.


Okay, so a year and half ago or so, my stupid friend and I prank called this guy. And I know him for teasing people about things that happened loooong amounts of time ago. I don't care if he does it, but I'm going to see him at this party this weekend and that would be the first time I'm seeing him in like a year. I know he's gonna make a big deal out of it or at least mention it. Any comebacks or anything I could say to embarrass him and make him shut up? Sorry, dumb question. (link)
You may want to start with an appology. Prank calls may seem harmless but I was prank called once when I was 16 at 4 am. It woke my parents up who proceeded to ground me for getting a call that late. Remember that 'rents can be irrational when they're sleep deprived. If he still cause trouble bruise his ego. point out his bad breath, lame clothes, and general lack of style. Remind him of that time you saw him naked (not true but nobody else will know this) and proceed to call him shorty, stubby, and nub boy, then walk away after waving goodbye with your pinky finger.


Ok so my parents left town for the weekend and im here with my college cousin. My mom told me not to go to this one guys house but hes having a huge party this weekend. I really want to go but ims cared to death that my mom will find out or something bad will happen and then im screwed for the rest of highschool. should i go or not go? (link)
It's your decision but I personally wouldn't go. What if you asked you mother to not go in your room while you were at the mall and she ignored you and went anyways? Doesn't help much for building trust between you. Respect her wishes this time and maybe next time she'll let you go. Also, and trust me on this one, there is ALWAYS a bigger party coming up.


ok i want to now how do i get rid of love handles with out going to a gym or anything. Im 15/f and im super skinny everywhere else but my love handles and the make me look fat! like everytime i wear jeans i have stuff hanging over just because of them. dont say exercise because i do i just need to no a certain exercise that will help me (link)
You may want to try this...

Get a friend (so much fun working out with friends) and you lay on your back while your friend stands by your head. Keep your legs together and bring them up to your friend's chest. Now have your friend push your feet towards the ground. Not just straight down but to the sides as well. Your goal is to keep your feet from hitting the ground and bring them back to your friends chest while keeping your legs straight.


Today my imaginary friend ran away. I've been crying ever since. Sometimes I lick my friend's house to cheer me up. IS THERE ANY WAY TO GET MY IMAGINARY FRIEND BACK??!?!! (link)
No.


When at school, sometimes I kinda go crazy by taking the seagulls from off the grass and eating them, and then I throw rocks and berries at my friends. Just yesterday, I went streaking and painted myself in tiger stripes through math class. In the computer lab I take all the cds and break them. I've broken a computer one time too. Also I eat pages of textbooks when teachers don't watch. I burned some of the books in the library and then ate them. (Actually, they're pretty tasty with some ketchup.) Last week I jumped on a lunch table and pissed on a yard duty. I am 26 years old and I am still in the 8th grade. Is this normal?
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No.


any good masturbation tips for females and also 3-somes? (2gurls and a guy or 2guys and a gurl) (link)
Oh come on! It wouldn't be any fun if I told you anyways! Experimentation is half the fun!




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