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Q: Does anyone have any tips they can lend me on using a British accent. Or if anything, some random words with the phonetic spelling. I'm in need of the help because I'm trying out for a musical version of Peter Pan, so the accent should be very light and innocent, not full on. Thank you!!

Yeah! go here, ok? and look for great brittian on the map, click on it and click on one of the links, a brittish person will read a paragrah! accent and all! its actually quite cool.

http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=189 good luck!!

Q: 13/F

I cant really talk to guys I like or anything.
I dont think that I'm very pretty, and I usually just act mean when they're around...
I need to be able to flirt or smthing?!
Thanks

Awww, hun, all you have to do is be yourself,....act like your around one of your friends, try not to be all "oh my gosh, i have to impress him" because that will just make you nervous. Try not to be mean, make sure you smile at them when they look at you, and usually if they smile back, your in. Good luck hun! hope i helped!!
sam

Q: im a 19 year old female. ilove my boyfriend so much. at first i never know that hes taking drugs. he's friend told it lately that makes me so worried,upset, hesitant. God knows how much i love him. My bestfriend didnt agree our relationship because of his vice. i love him despite of knowing that matters.But i have to leave him..they said it is wrong to stay in relationship...how can i fight this feeling...i know he change..i hope..i want him to be good..

Oh my gosh, im so sorry i never answered, i had forgotten my password since ive been on here. What i'm suggesting is that you help him by taking him to rehab, its the best choice,for you , him, and your relationship, im so sorry, i havent answered.

Q: my boyfriend asked me if he could touch me in 'places'. what exactly could that mean?
i'm 13/f in the 8th grade.. HELP

aww!..lol usually when i guy says that he either wants to touch your but or your boobs..but i could be wrong..he mite want to touch your...*coughs*...down there..i might be wrong though..good luck w/ that!

Q: it's a nokia. every time i try to write a message... the right letters aren't coming out. my cell was already charged and there's enough mins.. what's going on?

yeah that happened to my cell before too if you see that the little thing up top where it says ABC..if it looks like that than hit the ..i think its the one ...like 3 times and then it polly will work. if the letters are coming out like..if you said there it was like gougch or something ...so that should fix your problem. if not sorry! good luck w/ that ^.^

Q: I really want to buy a vibrator... but I don't know where to go. I am 16 years old, and do not want one shipped to me, I want to go to a store. I was wondering, do I have to go to a sex store or are there any other stores that sell them?

~Kristin

woot! go to spencers

Q: Im 21 female. I feel trapped. I love my fiance and all but sometimes I feel the urge to run away. Far away. Away from everything including the only person that's ever loved or cared about me... him. I just want to be free. He says it's a hippie spell. The feeling of wanting to leave never stays away for long. What should I do?

Well, I think that you should try to like cuddle with him more often. Don't hang all over him like a mad woman, but just cuddle every now and then. Hope I helped! =)

Q: PENIS' i love them..i have an obsession with them and i cant stop thinking of them...i dont know what to do anymore i think im considered a nympho now....please help me..what should i do

I RATE HIGH!

~PENIS LOVER

lol, christine, ur an ass

Q: this is kinda imbarrasing to ask... but i gotta know. i shave down there, ya know? and well sometimes it gets gross. i usually wait like 2 days before doin it again, but i dont know its wierd. and sometimes it even bleeds! OH! and i get these little red bumps. is this normal? is there somethin i can do to make this stop?
thanks in advance!

Yes, it's very normal to get bumps and to bleed sometimes. No, I'm afraid that there is noting you can to about the little bumps. One thing, just DO NOT put lotion on it after you shave because it can irritate your skin!!! :) hope I helped!!

Q: Ok, about a month ago I noticed a small lump around my crotch.. I have just noticed it getting bigger.. Its about 5mm long, and 2mm high.. what do you think it is? could it possibly be cancer? if so.. what sort?

17/m

If i were you i would go get checked. Because i wouldn't take any chances!!! Good luck and im prayin for ya!!!

Q: I want to make a pie for my friends on pi day, because it's funny and dorky and this monday (3/14!) but I've never made a pie before. What's the easiest pie to make?

one from the store

Q: My friend is thinking of committing suicide what should I do?

OMG!!! Tell them that u love them and that u don't want them to die!! OOOOHHH!! Pleezz stop them before it gets too late!!!

Q: ok well i love sports,iv played sports for 7 years but anyways ever since about 2 months ago i have been gettin these really painful pains in my knees & achillies tendons(they hurt very bad) after i finish a sporting event(football game,track practice, e.t.c. I told my parents about it but they just said it will go away soon but it hasnt! my science teacher said they wher growing pains but i dont belive her.CAN ANY1 HELP ME! i'll rate 5

13/male

Well, maybe you tore a tendon in your knee. Because my mom played sports in highschool and she tor a tendon in her knee and she had the same pains as you did. Or you could of just pulled a mucsel. Hope i helped!! ^_^

Q: O.K please help and fast... my mom has the flu and shes throwing up and stuff... what do i do? is there anything i can give her that will help her feel better?!? (not medicane) please help!
*i rate*

yay pepto-bismal!! :)

Q: I've got shoulderlength fine brown hair. I was stupid and my round bristle brush got rolled up in it and i can't get it out. How do i get it out

PLEASE HELP ME!! I rate 5's to EVERYONE who gives me a CONSTRUCTIVE answer ON SUBJECT!!

Well, this happened to me too. Ha ha, um..ok you have to pick like the hairs out of the brush. Not out of your head, just pull out the hair from the brush. Just dont yank the brush, it will hurt!! hope i helped

Q:
ok i started cuttin myself like 3 mouths ago because my friends they have been getting mad at me for nothing and theres the hole family thing. and it seems like everything is falling apart and i dont no what to do... and i cant stop.i dont no how to stop

OMG!! I cutted my self too. Pleeezze try to stop. I took a rubber band and put it around my wrist. And when i felt like cutting i would pull the rubber band back and let it go onto the bottem of my wrist. Its sort of a tharopy thing. Just pleez stop cutting your self you cand die. Adnd alot of people do care about you, even if they do get mad!!

Q: OK, ladies. i just turned 14 and i've been having my period since i was about 13 and a half. im kinda wondering about my breast size. I'm an A cup right now, like i've always been. i havn't felt any breast pain in a few months except ocasionally on my period. I'm really worried that IM NEVER GONNA GET ANY BIGGER!! i asked my mom and she said of course they will grow(shes a large c and was a smaller c before child birth naturally)but im afraid she is just saying that to make me feel better. anyway my question is, are my boobs still growing?

Don't worry, your boobs will grow. Lol, im 13 and I got my period when i was in 4th grade. (9 yrs old) Right now I am currently in a size C cup size. Don't worry, I'm sure your boobs will grow in a matter of time!!

Q: Sorry this is long.
My stepmother is really scaring me. She really has psychological problems. It started with little things like her moving my stuff, or ripping it up, or being jealous over my mother and father who were still friends at the time. She started coming with my father in the car every time he picked me up because she was so untrusting and thought he'd go off with my mother in that 20 minute time. I don't see them any more because of completely unrelated issues, but we started getting odd stuff through the post about a year or two ago (around when all this odd stuff started happening). Stuff like magazines writing to us saying a friend had referred us and stuff. It got worse; with items actually being ordered and sent to us - pornographic books, clothes catalogues for women over 50 or size 16+, that kind of thing. Around six months ago we recieved a parcel that said 'From Connor' on the back. Connor is my seven year old cousin. The parcel had an 18 rated horror movie in it that had obviously been watched before. We checked with Connor and his mum and they definately did not send this.
Then two nights ago, we got an envelope with 'from Ryan' (my other younger cousin) on the back and a picture of me in a swimming pool inside. We couldn't figure out why Ryan would send me a picture of myself so rang him up but his mother and him both confirmed none of them sent this envelope. The next day (yesterday) we got another one, still saying from Ryan, this time with several parts of pictures - cut out so I was the only one in the picture - of me in the same swimming pool, this time with the fragments of pictures stuck on a piece of purple card. I recognised the pool this time, it's a place I went on holiday with my stepmother and father a couple of years ago.
So, it's obvious it's from my stepmother (who really hates me and my mother, I should add). But I don't know what to do about it. Me and my mother are considering the police, but I;m not sure. I don't want her to be charged or whatever and then get all mad and come after us - because she is psychotic like that. I don't want to have to be part of witness protection or something, and there is a huge possibility that she would keep doing this or doing worse if we accused her of anything. What the hell do we do?
Thanks, and sorry it was so long.
xxx

Well, if I were you, I would deffenatly turn her in. But police these days are kind of smart. So, I really don't know. But if they send her to a "mental" hospital, than maybe that would do her, you and your father some good. About the grandparent thing. That is a very good thing to do. Grandparents always listen to what grandchildren always have to say. Trust me I know. I highly doubt that you and your father will have to go on a witness protection program. Your grandparents will deffenatly help. But they might want to see it in action. Umm, sorry hun, that all I can think of. Hope I helped!!

Q: im baby sitting my sisters baby and she keeps crying ive fed her and changed her nappy wot else can i do?

Try playing with her. Or maybe shes tired. Try putting her to sleep first. Or if that doesn't work just try playing. Wait, how old is she?? If she is a "Baby" baby, than try plaging peek-a-boo. I love playing that with my couzin shes 9 months old. Hope I help!!

Q: i`m a freshman in high school. ever since i was about 4 or 5, i've had an excessive bladder problem i guess you could say. when somebody makes me laugh, i start to piss myself. it's been happening lately at school and volleyball practice, and i have nothing to cover it up with! is there any type of medicine i could take, or anything that could help prevent this or something.. ? please help

if you're going to laugh or make fun of me, you'll be rated a one, and i'm gonna report you. =)

Umm...srry...can't really help ya there. But you can ask me any thing else!!:0)

bio

Woah, update? It's been forever since ive been on here, sorry for all the people who asked me questions, and i never answered. Ive changed, alot since the last time ive been on here, so ask me now, and ill help.