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if you watch trl, you'll see all these teenagers in the studio.. so my question is.. how do you get to be on trl??
i'll rate high for answers that i like (link)
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Take off your shirt.
Or just say
"I love Carson Daly! I don't think hes a washed up nobody!"
Or you can try Tom Green-esque stunts.
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Where can I submit my icons so that I can get people to start putting them up on their icons sites. (link)
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Submit them to... the people... that run the sites?
I know that sounds terribly "out-there" but I think it may work.
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Ok I just found out that one of my cousins does weed. I love her to death, but my moms freaks out when I'm hang out with her cuz she thinks that she is a bad influence on me.(My mom doesn't know that she does weed.) I'm not stupid and I would never do weed cuz it's retarded, but my question is how can I get my mom to stop freaking out everytime I am alone with my cousin and so she will trust me??
P.S. My cousin is not an addict and she doesn't do it a lot. (link)
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Just tell your mother shes too busy fighting off imaginary bats and eating funions to be a bad influence on you.
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Ok my parents piss me off SOOOOO much. I want to move out because I can't stand them most of the time. When I am around them I act like nothing is wrong, but really they piss the fuck out of me. I can't take it anymore. I'm starting to not talk to the at all but my mom is always talking to me about stuff that I don't want to talk to her about. I like when I'm with my cousins(who live like 2 hrs away)cuz I can talk to them about like all the shit thats going on but I can't stay with them forever. I want to leave so bad like move away from home, but I'm not going to run away from home.
14/f
P.S. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. (link)
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...You didn't tell us the problem. For all we know, your parents could be loving, caring, nice people.
And you could just be a whiny bitch.
You've been on this planet for 14 years, chances are - you don't even know the beginning of a "hard time"
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I am not sure if this is the correct area but maybe you can steer me the right way. I need to find some type of advocacy program in my area for Women Issues such as being charged with soliciting for the first time. I know there are agencies like that but I am not sure where to go. Any help would be most appricated.
Thank you,
Jennie Stevens
P.S. I am in Ft Wayne IN and also this is someone who REALLY wants to make a change in life. Thanks (link)
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In other words, you did something ignorant, now you are going to try and get the "Womens Issues" group in your area to try and help you with that?
That isn't a WOMANS ISSUE that is a LAW. It applies to EVERYONE - just because it happened to a WOMAN doesnt make it EVERY womans issue.
The ironic thing is - to go to that group and try to get them to help you remedy that problem - is in itself soliciting.
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my boyfriend cuts and im really scared for him..he just started so i want to stop him, but when i do he gets mad at me. wat should i do? help help help! (link)
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Help him aim to make it count? If he dies he can't cut anymore.
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is it possible to get the pill without your parents knowing, or do they have to be with you and sign something, i'm not on the pill or anything, and i'm not thinking of using it in the near future, i'm just curious for later.
is it possible to get the pill without anyone knowing (besides the doctor) (link)
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You could always steal it from a hooker.
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ok. i have a really really bad problem with porn. i cant stop. i went one week with out looking at it but thats only cuz i was on a mission trip. i need help. i feel like i am slipping away from god. what do i do? (link)
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Rub holy water in your eyes until you are blinded.
Looking at porn isn't "against god". And if you are so worried about "slipping away from god" then maybe just read the bible when you want to look at porn.
Or recite the 10 commandments.
Or just blind yourself.
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is phone sex the same as real sex i mean is it like ummmmm wat you shouldent do out of the bible?????? i dont kno if that makes since but i appriciate your answer
i rate high (link)
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Phone sex is where both people take turns holding the phone up to their gentials while the other screams as loud as they can into the phone to attempt to send vibrations into each others sexual organs for erotic stimulation over long distances.
The protestant bible says nothing about it, but the mormons have strict laws against it.
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alright..well i like this kid jimmy (link)
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Jimmy sounds like a winner.
"Doesn't like fat ugly people"
"Flirts with fat ugly people - leads them on even though he dislikes them"
Im not saying its true, but.
He doesn't like fat ugly girls?
hmm...
Im not saying your ugly or fat.
But if personality showed...
Yeah...
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one of my " so called " best friend`z is pickin her boyfriend over me & her other friends, she say`z that she don't want to be w/him and all that but still yet she blows us off for him all the time .. shes 15 & he`z 19, & he treats her like crap, he picks her friends, & where she can & can't go .. shes not aloud outside or nuthin . . her mom doesnt know about this or even that they are datin .. should i let her mom in on whuts going on .. i mean shes 15 not an adult she should be able to have fun right (link)
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Stop treating the letter "s" like a bastard child.
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ok theres this kid that goes to my school and i really really like him i walk home with him everyday and people always ask us if we go out because we are constintly flirting and i always say no well one of my friends on her science book is all pictures of her friends and im on it and i borrowed it once and i wrote things next to them and just playin around i put sexy on mine and so he had the book the next day and he scribbled the comments i wrote on other peoples pictures and put something bad but on mine he underlined what i wrote and my friends thinks he sweats me and i really like him but id feel stupid if i said somethin and he didnt but theres alot of stuff and i think he does but im not absolutley positive what should i do
and i dont kno how to just go up to him and talk to him about if he likes me or not? (link)
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Maybe hes leading you on so he can rape you.
Just a thought.
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ok i am going to try to word this as maturely as possible..i used to uh masturbate with shampoos and conditioners and that stuff because i was afraid to get real lubricant..i have a tanline now and one side of my uh penis is like a lighter color than the other..i use hand lotion now and havent used the others in a while but it wont go away...does anyone know how i can make it go away? (link)
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Oh Jesus that sounds painful! Just try dry masturbation you idiot!
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Use the shampoos and conditioners on the other side.
Sweet jesus, doesn't that sting like hell?
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i wanna dye my hair but my parents wont let me do anything. i heard about dying your hair with kool-aid and i thought it would be cool to just do my hair tips red, so i could easily get my hair cut and it would come out. i have long hair so i could get it cut and it wouldnt be a problem. i have bown hair, and its like a tinybit lighter than normal brown. would it work for my hair? how do you do it? do you just soak it for a while? if so how long? i ave the kool-aid and everything, so i would apreciate it if some one could help out. thanks xoxox
- Ruby (link)
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If you soak all your hair in it, the koolaid slowly goes to the roots, when you see your roots start to change color, then pull your hair out. It works best if you have a mirror.
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is it unhealthy if you dont masterbate or play with yourself down there? (link)
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In the eyes of god - no.
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Alright well I am 15/F and I want to learn how to play the bass guitar. My question is, how much do bass guitars and all the equipment cost? Also I know what tabs are but I have no idea how to read them. I just need to know everything about how to play OR if you know of any websites that could help me that would be great! Thanks so much! I'll deffinatly rate high if I get help!! Thanks again! (link)
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You don't need a bass guitar for dummies book - those books are a ripoff and generally contain large chapters of worthless content followed by some small snips of useful information. Hardly worth the price.
If you are low on money, I suggest buying an Accoustic Bass (they are generally cheaper and you don't need an amplifier). Otherwise if you want an electric, you will need.
Electric Bass - Prices Vary Considerably. You can probably buy used for around $100.
Bass Amplifier - For just beginning you can probably deal with a $50 practice amplifier, some little 10 or 15 watt thing.
Amplifier Cords - Just a cheap cord to plug your guitar into your amplifier, if you don't get a package deal, you will probably have to buy one. They are usually only about $10-$15. Or im sure theres a lot of people that would probably give you one.
Strap - You may consider buying a strap, although I find it much more comfortable to be sitting down when I play. Straps are usually $10-$20.
I've been playing bass and guitar for years, and i've been giving lessons for about a year now, if you have any further questions (such as your dillema with tablature) feel free to ask me on AIM - Panramos or just to send me a question on here.
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OK. I have this guy friend I like. Let's name him David. And I have this friend. Let's name her Nina. OK. So I like David a lot. But he's 17 and I'm 13 (turning 14 really really soon), and Nina is 13 too (she turns 14 in July, a little bit before me). So today David told me to give Nina his phone number b/c he is too shy to go up to her himself, but I don't want to b/c I'm a little bit jealous. Does that make me a bad friend? What should I do? (link)
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In under a year he will be a pedophile, his number will change and the only number you will be able to give her then is a cell number after someone catches him having sex with your friend.
Ugh, goddamn. How do you kids function?
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what would you do if you are only 14 and a girl wants to grab you there but you aint had puberty and it aint that big and youve been going out for almost 2 years what should i do just let her and get humiliated or just tell her to wait
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"Finger, eatout"
WHAT?! Are you kids fucking serious? You are suggesting that a 14 year old eat out his "girlfriend"? Ugh, you sicken me.
You've been "dating" this girl for 2 years, which would've made you 12. Odds are its a fairly meaningless relationship anyway. And at that age - I seriously doubt she has a clue about penis size.
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a few months age i got into truble cuz i was datn a older guy by for years and was told that it was illegal now im bein told its not illegal but i euld like proof could sum1 plse give me a website for sex laws in maryland for a 17 yr old female i appreciate it i rate 5s if you can help ive lukd everywhere n cant find it (link)
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Ha... "Don't pay attention to them because they are jealous!" Im sorry, I seriously doubt any of those people are jealous of a relationship between a 17 and 21 year old. One can drink the other can't even consent to sexual intercourse.
I can tell you why you can't find it - and that is because you can't spell.
age = ago?
truble = trouble
cuz = because
datn = dating
a = an
for = four
bein = being
euld = would
sum1 = someone
plse = please
yr = year
lukd = looked
n = an
Go to http://www.dictionary.com, make sure you spell all your words correctly then try the search again. I am positive that you will find everything that you need.
Your Rating: If those are abbreviations - then you are quite possibly the worst person thats ever attempted to do so. A lot of those are just straight up spelling errors. "age" isn't by any means "ago" it has the same amount of letters, it is not an abbreviation. "datn" for the love of god at least go ebonics and type in "datin" are you THAT lazy that you can't type vowels? You mangle the english language for what? So you can spend more time with your creepy fucking boyfriend? Just spell out the words, it doesn't take that much more time, and when you don't - it just makes you look like a complete and utter moron.
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i know the law of the difference of age in dating is but morally what should be the biggest gapin age of a relationship--a serious one (link)
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Theres a law on age difference in a relationship?
Finally...
Anna Nicole Smith.
You are going down you gaudy bitch.
Age doesn't matter, just don't turn into an Anna Nicole.
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