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Name is Layne, age is 17, occupation is babysitter. still answering questions on here even after 3 years is awesome, right? no, just proves i don't have a life. so. if you have a question, feel free to ask it on here or you can IM me on my screenname. i can answer most questions about the categories i have listed. i don't know much about sickness or physical health, or stuff to wear when your husband just died but the man who killed him, whom you're having an affair with, is going to be at the funeral. :) have a wonderful day.
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hello everyone!
Okay let me start by saying I'm a 20-year-old female, married and well, just bored.
I need like a cool, interesting, affordable hobby to get into but I just cant think of any....
I'm currently a stay-at-home wife while my husband works all day, hes in the usaf. We dont have any kids.
Im looking for a job which has been hard to get one now a days but i havnt given up looking. I used to shop like crazzyy but I definitly cant afford to shop like that anymore. I'm into dogs, puppies, fashion, cooking, movies, taking pictures.
I just need something to get my mind off of everyday problems & worries.
Anything helpful will be appreciated. Thanks so much. (link)
since you said you like movies and taking pictures, buy a digital camera and start taking pictures. go to the park, find something interesting, take a picture of it. or, start making home movies and post them on youtube. you could start your own vlogging account(video blogging). share your thoughts on everything around you, tell people about your life, just don't give too much information away. that could end ugly.

or try something new. go to hobby lobby and buy some paper and water colours. start painting. painting allows you to express yourself in a way that words can't. just pick up a brush and paint whatever you're feeling. if you're in a reasonable mood, paint a flower or something. if you're sad or depressed, paint a slow moving stream or rain. if you're apathetic, paint a tree in any season of your choice. if you're angry, paint a picture filled with vibrant colours with wild textures and designs. the possibilities are endless! just have fun with your creativity.

ANOTHER POSSIBILITY: sorry, this is the last one i swear.

(my mom does this one once a week) get a friend of yours that has free time. look through a magazine that has popular movies in it. see what the grades were on the movies, how much the grossed, what critics said, and now, go and see for yourself. watch the movies, and pretend you're a critic. go see the movies and judge them for yourself. make a list of all the things you would have changed or what you liked about them.

once again, just have fun with it and try new things, you may discover a side of yourself you never knew.


So I am in love with my boyfriend. Its going to be 1 year this valentines day. Things are very good between us, and he is convinced were going to spend the rest of our lives together. I am 18 years old, he is 26. You see a problem there? At first I thought he was crazy when he said it but hes just so sure were gonna get married that hes starting to convince me of it.

Me, being the young, less experienced one want to believe that it will work out. I want to believe that everything will be perfect between us. Yet theres still so much I haven't experienced in life. He's doing his last 4 years of school, I'm starting my first 4 years. He's dated so much its almost ridiculous,and I've barely dated at all.
He says that because he's dated so much he KNOWS that I am all he ever wanted. He loves everything about me etc etc. He loves that I am pure. Well its my lack of experiences thats making me so.

Regardless of the fact, whats also true is I love him. I need him. I want to be the one for him. I am just so afraid that our age difference is going to tear us apart.

I'm very inquisitive all the time and curious because I love knowing what he thinks about everything. He says that I ask the same questions but thats because I get different answers all the time. He's more direct in his thinking. He says he doesn't see the point in me asking the same question when the answer is so plain obvious. Says its repetitive. I tell him it's because I think too much. Maybe it is, but I like getting him to think about things. He needs to understand me better in that way.

I guess my question is what do you guys think about this whole deal? I need some sort of opinion because I seem to be the only one who is thinking ahead and seeing both of us getting hurt. I am probably just scared, yet somehow, something doesn't feel right about this. However, I cannot even begin to finish that thought because we are both going to get hurt immensely if it doesn't work out. And hes been hurt so much before that I don't know if he can handle it. I know I barely can. Does anyone have any advice or thoughts on the matter? Sorry if it was really long... (link)
you guys sound like you really care for eachother. but you have to remember, even if you guys have dated a year, thats still not a very long time. you need to sit him down and tell him you do love him, but this whole "spending the rest of your lives" together thing is kind of puttig the heat on you, which from what i've read, is true. you want so badly to believe its true, but its also pressuring you to be the best girlfriend ever, since he's had so many, and you haven't had much dating experience.

about the whole asking questions, trying to understand the way his mind works deal, i don't know what to think about that. just tell him, once again, that you want to know him better, and this is your way of figuring him out. although, if it is getting to the point where you're asking him the same thing all the time, and it seems to annoy him, you may want to back up a little. you guys need to move a little slower. there is a bit of an age difference here; his life is just beginning, your college life is starting, its a risk. but you two can make it work. just try to slow things down a little, talk some, don't think about the future too much. you're like me, you think way too much about stuff that happened in the past, and your worried that it may affect the future; the way some guy back in freshman year dumped you abruptly, etc. don't think so much! don't worry! it just stresses you out and will cause you to start freaking and get obsessed with this guy, and dependency is not a healthy thing.

hope i helped, and i'm sorry if i scared you >.


is it a turn off when a girl starts gagging while giving oral sex? or how is it? also, are there any ways to not gag ? (link)
to most guys, it is a turn on. for others, like my boyfriend, it makes him worry that i'm trying too hard to pleasure him, and it makes him feel bad. for other guys, its completely gross to them and makes them think you're about to throw up.

when performing oral sex, be sure to keep your breathing even. and if you feel like you're about to gag, stop for a minute and just go from oral to foreplay; stroke his penis or give him a hand job until you get your breathing under control. and if you're gagging, this is your body's way of telling you that you shouldn't be going this far on his penis. try staying mostly around the head, and don't go so far down. i promise, it won't make any difference to your guy whether or not you can deep-throat, most girls can't.

hope i helped. :)


17/f

I don't find being fingered pleasurable at all.
Like it doesn't really hurt, its not as everyone makes it out to be. Whether i'm fingering myself, or my boyfriend. It just doesn't feel pleasurable. So, is there a reason why it isn't?

And also, what could I do to myself that would be pleasurable for masturbation? Please do not just say "sex toys" because i'm not going to go out and get one. I don't even think i'm old enough.

So, help please ?
Thank you!!! :] (link)
you're right, you're too young to buy sex toys. you have to be 21, by my knowledge.

but i know how you feel. fingering does little to nothing for me. you could try this though: when fingering yourself, do you know where your g-spot is? if you're laying down, its around the top of your vaginal opening, and it kind of feels like the roof of your mouth. do some figure 8s with your finger on that spot, and see if nothing happens. if not, then you're like me, and you can masturbate using stimulation. do you know where your clitoris is? if not, its the little strip of skin between the lips of your vagina. rub that with your finger, or use something that vibrates on it; the ends of electric toothbrushes (the part that holds the battery,) etc. i have an older friend who bought me a vibrator that works for penetration and stimulation. you could see if that works. but stimulation feels a lot better than penetration, for most women. and you may want to talk to your boyfriend about practicing oral sex, going down on you, visa versa. this is like stimulation.

hope i helped, without getting too deep into gross detail. :)


My mom found all this pepsi she bought a long time ago in the back of her car, it could've been there over a year, maybe more. But I know sodas take a long time to expire. The bottom of the can says September 9, 2009. Is this the expiration date, there are other less clear numbers on it, but my dad drank one and he says he likes it better than the coke we have in our house, which isnt expired. Should I drink it? (link)
the expiration date is the date that they can't sell it past, but the pepsi itself won't expire for a while after that. even though your dad says it tastes good, i would use good judgement and just toss it out. you can buy more that you'll be sure is okay to drink.


At school I really don't have any good friends or people that I feel comfortable talking to. I never have anybody over for sleepovers and that sort of thing either. But, last year I had the most wonderful teacher that I wish was my age so that we could do all the fun "B.F.F." type things like sleepovers, the mall, etc. The thing is she moved away last June. ;( We write letters all the time and chat online, but I am just sad. It seems like my best friend moved away. I think the reason why I am so attached is because my mother and I have no relationship whatsoever and I have no siblings. How should I handle this situation? It is almost like the Matilda-Miss Honey ordeal, if you have seen the movie. (link)
no one is too old to be your friend. i dont know how old you are, and i don't know how old your ex-teacher is, but as long as this relationship isn't putting your life in danger, there is absolutely no harm in it.


I sleep around (link)
if you are having sexual relationships with people you are not actually in a long-term relationship with, (depending on how often you do and how many different people,) then yes, in this day and age, you would be referred to as a slut.


What are some good love songs? (link)
"we're in heaven" by dj sammy (i think..there are two versions and i don't know if this guy is the one for both of them)

this is one of my favourites.

pretty much anything by taylor swift...uhmmm...you should look up oldies rock ballads. some are really good.




i feel so tired all the time at the moment, it started just after i smoked this weed (iv stopped it now because of this kus this is anoying me) the day after i had the mongged out feeling then the next day i had it still then the day after it went a bit but now im left with this out of reality kind of feeling. i found this answer

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/womenshealth/206935.html

but i dont know, the part in the answer that says "the simple stresses and strains of life in the 21st century!" could be it, i recently started seeing some one who im beggining to think i have nothing in common with so am startin to wonder if/when/how to break it off but this started before i met her. iv been out drinkin 3 times this week and i dont drink at all, the first time i got drunk as i did th second time but the 3rd time i drunk loads and didnt feel much at all. so iv stopped drinking for now to try and get my head straight. my brother has diabetes and feels tired as a result of low blood sugar and all. But he has Downsyndrome and it brings a whole host of possible medical problems so im wondering if i have it too maybe.

has any one else felt this way? just constantly groggy and not quite all there? i excercise like nuts (skating and snowboarding mostly everyday unlss it rains) i eat fine an all its just getting to me now that i cant seem to come back to how i was a week and a bit ago. its pissing me off now.

another thing is that i work early morning's i get up at 5am and walk around a shop for close to 7+ hours which is tiring enough but i normally dont feel it as bad. but iv also just started doing it for about 3 to 5 days a week which is a big jump from just the weekends i used to do.

please help (link)
some people, the day after smoking weed, feel something close to a handover my friends and i call a "weedover". usually after we were high the day before, we feel very tired and groggy and lazy the next day as a result of having something lazy in our system.

this could be it, or it could be stress from this chick. or maybe you aren't getting enough iron. go to your doctor and have your blood tested. my friend was feeling the same way and we found out that he was dehydrated as hell and it almost caused a serious risk to his kidney. so get checked out immediately.


need nickname...my name is crystal i love sceamo music "blak veil brides, escape the fate, parkway drive, stuff like that" i love myy friends (even tho they tease me bout being emo) i love my skinneys and myy eyeliner....hmmm i dunno wat else to say....i really want a nickname cos i dont like my name....nothing too girlyy plzzzz....cos im EMO!! tehe! hellp me plzzzz????? (link)
you sound like a spike. you claim to be emo but you're rather spunky, like a spike. idk. ask your friends, since they know you best.

(P.S. or, since your name is crystal, you could just cut it off at "cry" and be called that, since your emo XDDDD lol joking. again, ask your friends.


So this girl that I really like decided she just wanted to be friends, after talking for like 6 months and it sucks but she still wants us to be close. I have a feeling that she is eying someone else now but the other day she told me she misses me and how close we were. This really threw me off but her statuses on a social site and stuff say can't you see I really want you. and stuff like that and I honestly doubt it's about me. I gonna do something that never seems to work but I'm gonna spill my guts to her hoping this will sway her but I don't know... We've been through so much together, I lost two best friends because of her, one of them who was trying to date her first but then I kind of stole her from him but I thought it was worth it because she's changed my life and she tells me that I've changed her's and I can't see myself with anyone else but her. I can honestly say I need her but do you think she's really worth it? I'm just scared of getting turned down. (link)
i don't think you should try it. she's already told you she just wanted to be friends, and you said yourself that she's eyeing someone else. there are some cases when the girl just wants to be really close friends with someone, but she doesnt want to be involved romantically. now, if you're willing to lose her as a close friend by whining and telling her what she already explained to you wasn't going to happen, go right ahead. i say, you be happy that she at least wants to be close with you. give it some time. maybe she'll finally realize that you're a really great person. :) good luck


About a week ago my boyfriend and I were talking, and he decided to drop a bomb shell on me. "I'm asexual! There are you happy now!?" All because I asked him why he'd never had any major crushes. I was absolutely not expecting that, but in a weird way, I didn't mind at all. I asked him a few questions and he explained to me that yeah the female body doesn't turn him on but the sensations of sex are fine. But every time I try and get him to listen to me and tell him I actually don't mind at all, he shuts me out. How can I get him to actually listen to me on this subject? (link)
um. do you mean "homosexual"? as in he is attracted to other guys? because asexual means that he reproduces on his own, like a bacteria does. unless there is some slang meaning for asexual now that i'm not aware of.

please try to clarify, then i can help you. :) otherwise, i don't know what to say.


I know that I probably won't get the answer I'm looking for, and I really hope my question will not be deleted. I just really need some unbiased advice on this problem.

When I have sex with my husband, I can never "finish". It lasts all of two minutes..and I'm left unsatisfied.

Could it be something to do with the fact that hes 31 and has diabetes? Or is it something we could solve more easily?

It's really starting to strain our relationship. (link)
usually, men don't take as long as women to climax. they could be done in as short as 5 minutes when the woman could go on for another 45 minutes. its not either of you, its just the way it works. since i'm no sex doctor, i couldn't give you any real advice, but i can tell you to go and talk to your doctor to see if theres anything you could do to make your sexlife better. unsatisfied sex can lead to a really bad mutual relationship, and has proven to be as affected in the relationship as communication.

with the foreplay thing, maybe after he finishes in sex, he could take care of you. you could use toys, his fingers, his mouth, just talk to him about it, and try the doctor thing. or a couples' counselor. :) take care.


I'm 16 and 5'3 and 3/4. I've been in the 5'3" range since I was 11. I guess I started puberty early, because I got my period a week after my 10th birthday. I dont remember how tall I was then, but in 2nd grade I was 4'8". In second grade I was also size 8 shoe. Now I am a size 10 shoe.. which is weird seeing as I'm pretty short, and people with those size shoes as girls are almost 6 feet tall.

I really want to grow taller.. is it going to happen since feet grow before the rest of your body? I play volleyball and even though I have good hops, I won't be able to go far with it competing for a spot on a team with taller girls who will reach the top of the net faster since they are closer to the top of it. My older sister is 6'1" and has size 13 shoe. But she started puberty when she was 12-13 years old. My parents are both in the 5'8-5'10" range, too.

My height is the only part of me I feel self conscious about. I like to be taller than other people. Like preferably get in the 5'8"-5'10" range. I don't care if there's less guys.. I want to date a tall guy anyways, but I don't want there to be a huge height difference between us.

What are other signs your growing taller apart from your feet? I've actually been size 10 shoes since I was 14 or 15. I used to be like 9 3/4, so I'd wear size 10 and it would be a bit roomy, but I could also wear size 9 1/2. but now I just wear 10.

What are things I can do to hasten the growing process, too? (link)
as far as i know, you can't do anything to speed up your growth process. but things that could let you know you're growing are pains in the legs/thighs. these are "growing pains".

trust me, you'll get a little taller. girls don't stop growing until they are at least 21, and guys don't stop growing until they are 22-23. you'll be fine.

take care. :)


What are somethings I can download to get download music for free I've downloaded limewire but it stopped working for me and I don't know the problem...so if you have any suggestions please let me know. (link)
frostwire is like limewire except it has a lot more. it has movies and shows, as well as music videos and songs. its free, and its legal, because the files on there are files that people (who have already bought the songs/movies/music videos/etc.) uploaded and put on frostwire to share with everyone. go to frostwire.com and you can download it there.


When I was around seven year old, I remember watching a certain movie with my mom.
It it's a good possibility it was a lifetime movie because we used to watch them together all the time when I was little.
Anyway, I remember this one part of this one movie.

I think the teen was metally disabled, and she was in someones basement with a group of guys around her.
And one of them was about it molest her with the tip of a basball bat.
And I think of on the guys was against it.
And thats all I remember.

Does ANYONE know what this movie is?
It's killing me, because I can't figure it out. (link)
the only movie where that sounds familiar is "a girl like me", but the scene i'm thinking of isn't like that at all.

the girl who is "mentally disabled" is actually a boy who believes he's really a girl, so he dresses and pretends to be a girl. and he/she was in the bathroom with a guy, who wanted to have sex with her/him but he found out that he wasn't really a girl, and then all of his friends (the group of guys) decide that this girl is a sicko and they start beating her with a baseball bat, and one girl who was also with them told them to leave her/him alone, but the guys didn't listen.

this movie is a lifetime movie, and like i said it's the only one remotely familiar to what you're describing. sorry if this isn't it. :)


I sometimes feel very unhappy with myself. I feel like i'm always thinking mean thoughts about other people just to feel better, and also I always feel like I don't fit in with my friends. Like they don't care how they look, and I always feel "better" which is horrible. I feel absolutely horrible feeling this way, I don't know how to accept me, and my friends. Help! (link)
usually people who think like this think that its because they are over-confident or self-indulged. when the truth is, you're really self concious. you may be "better looking" than your friends to a certain extent, but you're also unhappy. you didnt say anything about your friends, but i'm assuming they don't go around thinking bad thoughts about other people. maybe you know that on the inside, you're just not that nice of a person and it gets you down. trust me, i'm talking from experience. i think nasty or horrible thoughts about everyone that walks past me. like if a girl is making out with her boyfriend in the hallway, i picture myself shooting them for being so gross; no one wants to see that, right?! anyways, what i do is when i feel myself starting to bring myself up, in the "i'm better than you" way, i rag on myself. nothing too mean, but something small like "i'm breaking out a lot, lately" or "my hair is disgusting, i need a shower". you know, nothing that will throw you into a deep depression, because if you do go too far with this, you WILL end up hurting yourself.

now, if its the opposite and you're fixing to put down someone else, try to think of something good about them. like, say some chick from your spanish class is walking down the hall. you see her, and you remember that she's not nice to your friends, or to you. you call her a bitch in your mind, but stop yourself! instead, look for a good quality; "she probably is a nice person, maybe she just has a hard homelife" or "she has a great sense of style"

you get my drift. good luck. :)


I have this talent show coming up and this I like asked me to do a duet with him and I have NO IDEA of what song to do. Any ideas? I like r&b. Songs like My boo by Alicia Keys and stuff. Nothing to old please! I'll rate. (link)
you guys should do "no air" by chris brown and jordan sparks, since (i'm assuming) you're a girl and he's a boy. :)

have fun!


I've caught myself waking up fondling myself. I did read in a magazine that women can have wet dreams and I'm sure I've done that. But what bothers me is waking up with my hand in my bra. I've been to so many doctors I don't want to add a shrink to that list, so can someone please help this confused female? (link)
wet dreams usually mean you have a longing for sexual intimacy. did you have sex casually for awhile and then stop? has it been a long time since you've last had sex? this can be some of the questions you should ask youself. if its been awhile, i recommend masturbation. it relieves sexual tension, stress, cramps, depression, insomnia, and above all, its very healthy for you. and this could help you stop touching youself in your sleep.

and also, it isn't very healthy to sleep in your bra. take it off when you go to bed so that your breasts can have room to grow and breathe. plus, you sweat a lot when you sleep and could leave your bras smelling bad.

hope i helped :)


"She was young in her mind but the days, they were old and tired"

This is the song. The rest of the lyrics are posted in the info section:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fteSMj893mc&feature=related (link)
maybe they are talking about a girl who wishes she was young again, and pretends she is, when really shes older.




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