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What is your opinion on PDA? Does it bother you when couples at school kiss? (I'm not talking about making out and getting all over eachother.) What do you consider acceptable to do in public and what should be saved for behind doors?

I dont care.

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My Bestfriend and I meet in kindergardon, and have been friends ever scince, but now he is hanging out with these other girls (who are total losers by the way) and he says he doesnt want to be friends anymore. Just a couple days ago he tryed weed!! all because of these girls...:@ i no i should'nt care anymore but i can't help it, i feel like im still his bestfriend and all that...i feel so bad that all my friends pretty much are doing weed, and i want to just stop fighting and be friends agian, but the girls that he hangs out with now dont like me, and they have also tryed achocal and they've only hung out for a couple of days! im afried they will try something worse....

Please help,

Lost And Confussed.

They will most likely try something worse. End up dead, or severely screwed. Along with your ex-friend, keep that in mind.

It's out of your control though. He no longer probably cares about your thoughts. Just let him go, because it would appear he's done so to you.

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Okay I'm just wondering is there anyway or technique that you guys know of for like when you get embarrassed or something to make your face not get as red? Because it is so annoying, I'm not a shy person or anything I'm actually quite outgoing, but even when attention gets called to me sometimes my face gets red, or when I make speeches, things like that. Anyone know of any techniques or anything?! Please help. I'll rate high...

I have a good technique for a different color. I've seen it work a couple times before. Basically you just hold your breath for a really long time and you'll turn purple.

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for some reason i have trouble meeting people..idk i have a social problem.lol.yeah ur probably not laughing.how do i make friends because in all my classes i have people from last year that i hate or they hate me or dont want to get to know me because im not in the 'cool' group or my style of clothing which is like punkish shit and another thing is that how do i meet a guy..because im not pretty and dont say everyone is pretty blah blah blah well everyone says im pretty like girl and older people but no not guys those assholes.how do i like help all this

If you dress like "punkish shit" that is your problem.

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i was going to get the first season of laguna beach.. is it worth buying? is it good?

You're wasting your money.

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OKay. Make a long story short. I went out with this Varsity football player for like 5 days! But he's either at work or football so i called him to break up with him (Cause i never saw him) n he was like hey call me abck in 20 i'm almost home. so i did and he didnt answer. it was almost 12 and i had to get up in 5 hours so i was like uuugh n left a voicemail asking if we could be friends! i know it was mean but it was like 5 days i didnt think it'd be a big deal. so like 2 days later i called n he was cool said he got the voicemail said he didnt hold grudges then had to go. so i saw him today (like a week later) and he was cold. like my sis drove off so i walking with him back to his work from the liqour store next door n said she was yelling at me for being a caddy bitch and i was really sry bout the whole voicemail thing, n he shrugged n walked inside.
I FEEL TERRIBLE AND I STILL LIKE HIM i need to talk to him asap!! but he works till 11!!! how?!?!|
(sry not so short)

You're right. It is pretty typical. I say, quit wasting your time.

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I have been talking to this guy on the internet for three months now and we both really like each other. I am a sixteen year old female. My parents don't know about him because they would completely freak out if they found out that I have given this guy my cell phone numberand the state in which I live. I want to tell them but I don't want to have to break up my relationship with him just because they don't trust people. What should I do?

Oh god no!!! Not the state in which you currently reside!!! I mean, that's terrible! Like he could find you if you gave him the hint you live in New York! OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!

ANyways. Net realtionships dont work out. You'll last for at most a year, just in hope that something will spark. Probably wont though.

Also, he's probably just some creepy guy out to get you, rape you, kill you, and throw you in a ditch on the side of Highway 113.

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There is this white wiger at my school and friday the dance he kept bumping in to me and when he did he would say what punk u want to fight. i want fight him but there is cameras and teachers so i dont know where i should fight him???

Pssh. "White Wigger" Hahah! Just say 'Wigger' from now on, not "White Wigger"

Anyways. Fight him in front of the cameras dude! That is way more awesome then fighting some other place. Plus now that you said you dont want to get in trouble you just sound like some pussie. You dont want to sound like a pussie do ya? Take him out right in front of the cameras. Just remember, the best spot to hit him is in the middle of the chest. Follow your finger all the way up on the sides of your ribs. Where they connect, put your two fingers there, then go down about half an inch. Remmber that spot, and punch him there first, if you do it correctly he'll be on the floor begging for air! Dont hit too hard though, he might die.

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I have a pep assembaly that were doing.. The football players are making us a tunnel I was thinkin about doing this..

Cart Wheel then a Round off strait down into a Split up and then standing up and doing a healstrech then spirting off? too much?


8th grade
13/f

Too little! You need a trampline to pull off a double back flip at the end. Of course, when you're doing it, you need the band to play a really dramatic song like they do in the movies!!!! Then, fireworks need to go off at the peak of your flip. Totally rad.

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all of my friends, even people younger than me have kissed a guy/girl. i havent! i only kissed little boys that i babysit. lol PATHETIC!!! dont be like "dont worry, my first kiss was when i was 20 or 14" or something. i want to know how i can make it happen soon to a cute guy nd dont say "it will happen when your both ready" cause that doenst help me!

Beggars cant be choosers my friend....beggars cant be choosers...

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ok ok i KNOW this is going to sound REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY strange to everyone out there but ive been feeling really strange latly. i feel like god is trying to tell me something or im soposed to do something...something BIG! i mean i just have a strange feeling and my heart is constantly beating fast and hard and i space off just thinking about it. even my friends have noticed that ive been acting weird lately. its scaring me. so what should i do? is this just my imagination or am i really soposed to do something in my life?

This is a much too complicated question to answer with the short amount of info given. If you wish not to talk then dont. If you do. You know my AIM.

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Can I delete my feedbacks and if so how? Thanks in advance!@

That would defeat the purpose of your avg rating.

The avg rating seperates bs from the good stuff.

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I have to get a root canal :-(. I am really scared and i was just wondering if anyone knows what it feels like? Can someone please help!

When I got mine it hurt like crap. The sedative they used was too weak and I woke up half way through it. Hurt like a mo. I asked if thats happened before and they said yes. Apparently it is the normal one used too!

Just hope you dont wake up. And afterwards it hurts like crap too! Like, really, really, really, really, bad!

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Well for about 2 weeks so far I've been skipping breakfast and lunch and only eating a snack and dinner.My wrists are really skinny but my moms are 2.And my friends are really worried about me.They're always trying to shove food down my throat.What could happen to me if I keep eating this way?

Probably the obvious answer you seem to have overlooked....you'll get skinnier...dun dun dun!!!

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On July 4th, my cousin "Lily" and I went shopping wayyy early in the morning to catch sales. We came back to my grandpa's house at like 10:30ish. My other cousin "Tina" came over and usually, me and Tina are very close. We were sorta like best friends. The problem is Tina and Lily HATE eachother. Anyway, Lily's mom made us clean the windows all over the house. Tina was just watching us. By the time we were done cleaning the windows, Lily and I were more exhausted than we were after the mall. While Tina sat on the sofa reading her magazine, Lily and I talked about clothes and stuff and eventually, I did sit down with Tina for a couple of minutes to talk. When Tina went home, she cried to her dad about how I ignored her and didn't talk to her...TOTAL BS! Anyway, it's over two months later and she still hasn't called me or anything..what should I do? Let it go/Wait for her to get over it/ Call her..*I still have my pride* Don't you think she's being stubborn? I mean, I can hold a grudge..but NOT THIS LONG! help please xoxoxo

I think she's an idiot. Quit wasting your time. At first you may just think I'm an asshole. But if you truly sit back to think about it, she's an idiot. Just sit and think about it before acting upon what I've told you and topping my avg score off with that 1.

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ok ok i KNOW this is going to sound REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY strange to everyone out there but ive been feeling really strange latly. i feel like god is trying to tell me something or im soposed to do something...something BIG! i mean i just have a strange feeling and my heart is constantly beating fast and hard and i space off just thinking about it. even my friends have noticed that ive been acting weird lately. its scaring me. so what should i do? is this just my imagination or am i really soposed to do something in my life?

Bring your problems to me. I'll answer them truthfully and in a different view then your friends.

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Hey, please no wise-cracks. I really don't want to deal with them right now.
Just a forewarning, this is a long one.
Everything at school used to be so easy. Then I got prescribed an anti-acne drug, and hit puberty - somewhere in there something went missing, went wrong. In the years since then, I've kind of slowly lost my purpose, occasionally it would come back, but I have no real "Drive" anymore. That is mainly what worries me. I have become the model of apathy, all the while worrying about it. I suppose that a lot of psychologists would call it depression, and try to make me "better". They would ask if I had suicidal thoughts and everything. The problem is that I live because I am living. I have suicidal thoughts, that don't MEAN anything, and I don't WANT to die - and I don't even know why, because I don't care about much anymore. I care, and I don't care. I wish I had real "fair-weather" friends, while at the same time I can't break away from my poisonous ones. My schoolwork is important, and I screw myself up worrying about it, when I could get it done so much faster without worrying, and be happy in my spare time. I don't even know why my schoolwork is important anymore, but I don't want to sacrifice it, because I know it would screw up the rest of my life. I play computer games, because I don't want to do homework, and I don't have the will to do anything that I need to do, or want to do. I keep a list of things I want to do when I have spare time, instead of wasting my life playing computer games, but somehow I feel that I will never do them, because I just go back and addict myself to a computer game. I know that I NEED to do things, and that I am screwing up my life, and I still just CAN'T find the discipline to DO anything.

So my question in short;

How do I find my will?

How do I discipline myself to do things that matter?

How do I find the courage to make new friends?

How do I shake that constant feeling of knowing I've been put in to boxes, and nobody knows who I am, and actually find people who will help me to feel happy?

Hmm.

I'm a very life changing type of person. Talk to me and you'll be freed from all those teen problems. Your constant following of trends having you buying all this crap at overpriced amounts of money. Among other things.

From the many people I've talked to, well....They usually get pissed at first because the way I think is the exact opposite. It at first may be a crappy way to look at everything...but then it becomes comforting. Why? Because you can sit back and laugh.

Bring your problems to me. For I shall solve them. Or not, shit, I dont care.

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Alright, well basically the story goes that i'm a freshman. And my first homecoming is a big deal to me. I said yes to a sophmore who i barely know. Then after about two weeks I said I didn't want to go with him.(this happened today) I feel so guilty but he never talks to me or even tries to get to know me. I want to go with my best friend ever (whos a guy duh) but i secretly like him and he goes to another high school. He wants to go with me too. I feel really bad about ditching the sophmore though and all my friends think im a big bitch for doing that. What do I do? Go with my bff? and do u think my decision to break the date was wrong. any advice is appreciated. im a girl also. thanks!!

No.

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Ohkay im best friends with this girl and have been for 2 years and i love her to death!! but lately, shes just getting on my nerves.. shes always like get him to like me. and omg we never get to see each other more.. and shes always like hurry up babe and it just irratates me ( sorry dont know how to spell) i mean i cant tell her becuz shes my best friend... can you please help me!?!

thanks

Well. I would help, normally. But, the problem here is, you weren't really that descripting. Meaning, I can't tell what the hell you're reallying talking about.

Re-write the question for you own sake. This will get you more accurate answers.

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WOOWOO I got the news sims 2 game haha anyway...

I need to know what kind of vido card i have. How would I go about figuring that out?

"Start"
"Run"
"dxdiag"
"Display" -- look under device once you've clicked that tab and you'll see what kind of gpu you have.

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