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Okay, I don't wear contacts, I don't even need to wear glasses full time, but I was wondering, if you dont wear contacts if you could still get the colored ones that just change your eye color?


Websites. & Information plz! (link)
You can indeed.
This place will send you a trial set free even.
http://www.freshlookcontacts.com/


17/F
Please Please Please give me some advice! :)


Okay, so theres this guy at my school who's a year older than me. Ive known who he is (as in, his name and what he looked like, but we didnt know each other) since middle school because we use to ride the same bus. Well, now im a junior & hes a senior. We dont really know each other....as in we're not friends and we dont KNOW know each other until last week when i introduced myself.
I told my friend i thought he was hot. She went up to him and told him that "her friend" thought he was hot. and he told her he had a girlfriend.

so....a few days laster (last week) I went and sat by his locker to actually intorduce myself because I cant stop thinking about him and I wanted him to know at least my name.

(heres the embarassing part)

When he came to his locker, he started looking through his backpack for something and I walked up. I looked at him and he kinda didnt notice me but i just stood there for a minute. When he looked up i was like "hi. I think you're gorgeous."
He was like "thank you"
and then i didnt want to walk away so I was like "i think i saw you at walmart buying tooth paste. We buy the same tooth paste. (i was trying to be funny, but it was mostly cuz i was nervous)
he told me he doesnt buy tooth paste at walmart. Then i couldnt think of what to talk about....i asked him what school he went to (WHILE he was at his locker) he just kinda looked up at me and said "where do you think"

Long story short i made an idiot of myself.

The second time i talked to him was two days later. i tried to be cute. I asked him if he remembered my name and he did.

Hes really sweet. and everything....I really wanna get to know him, even if he does have a girlfriend (even though hes always by himself so he might have been lying about that)

But i dont have any classes with him. and the only place i know where to find him is after lunch at his locker. and i know where he parks...but thatd be way creepy to wait by his car. lol.

I know im trying really hard but ive never really went after a guy before and i really want him.
Should I keep trying to talk to him?

What are some ways I could approach him and make myself look a little more.....sane?
lol
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That is funny. ^_^
Not bad funny. I did similar in high school, so no worries, you're not alone.

I really think you used the wrong approach for this though. First of all, hit your friend in the back of the head, because all that did was assure him that any contact with you will be flirting. When she gets up, hit her again. ^_^

Now, you've made yourself out to be a psycho. Happens. It can be fixed. You just have to be crafty about it, and I'm the queen of crafty. You need to find out a little more about him, like the girlfriend thing. It's possible that she goes to another school or something sly like that, but you need to find out for sure. You need to know some of his interests and what he does on the weekends. Unfortunately, if reassuring yourself you're not creepy was your goal, I can't do that, because you need to find this out, and there's really only one way to do that. Stalk him.

It sounds bad, I know, but once you find out these things, then it's easier to break the ice. You know his interests and you can start a casual conversation about it. You know whether he actually has a girlfriend, you can figure out just how crafty you need to be to snag him.

Find out what classes he's good in. If you have a similar class (English is always good) then you can bring up how "bad" you're doing and wish that someone could tutor you a little. He's bound to offer. They always do.

If you find ANY of this helpful and you need further crafty advice, how to stalk people, whatever, message me. I do this a lot. I'm good at it. Lol.

If you didn't, sorry. ^_^


my friend and i recently became closer friends. and he told me that he used to burn himself and cut himself and that he attempted to commit suicide three times. he told me that things were better now, but im still worried. he hasnt burned himself in six months. and i told him i'd always be here to listen. if he confides in me that he is suicidal in the future, should i tell someone. he told me no one can know, but i'm scared for him. i know he's fine now, but what about if he gets depressed in the future? what should i do? please help me. (link)
I used to cut, burn, tear out hair, all sorts of things. I even tried to kill myself. A lot of my friends did too, and once succeeded.

Don't be worried now, there's no point. All that will result from that will be you taking every sad moment as a step closer to another suicide attempt. When he actually seems like it, when he starts giving things away and such that is when to worry. At that point you should tell someone... like a school counselor or his mother.

He might be mad, but look at it this way: at least he'll be alive to BE mad.

If I had told someone about Beckie, she'd still be here, and Scott thanked me a couple years later even though he was pissed at the time. Think long-run.


How do you tell if you orgasm?
I masturbated and for like 3 or 4 secs it felt so good and i was so relaxed, and ive never felt like this..so idk. (link)
An orgasm feels something like...

Someone replaced all the blood in your body with hot butter.

It usually takes a lot longer than 3-4 seconds though... try for an hour....


deal is that this guy i have known since 6th grade has liked me so much im in 11th grade now and he still likes me and im starting to like him little by little but i dont want to be with him till after higschool because if i was to ever be with him i would want it to last and i think that in highschool it will make things too hard and he says he wants to be at least friends with benefits but i dont really want to because that will make things harder..im scared to be with him hes such a good guy and hes not bad looking and hes the only guy i can really talk to cause he knwos alot about me.but i dont know what i should do.we have both changed alot since 6th grade and i dont know if i should be with him now or wait.we dont hang out we just talk everynow and then.its kinda dull when we do talk.maybe we dont have alot in common and im forcing myself to like him..i dont know..i needd helppp!
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Well, it sounds to me like this guy just wants to get in your pants. If you two have nothing in common then there's nothing to really base an actual relationship on. If you'd like to just bang him, them the FWB thing works great, but if you think you'd want something more from him you should wait till you're out of high school.

My best advice is to figure out if you're making a sexual attraction into something more. Ask him what he likes about you, if nothing that comes out of him mouth sounds like "intelligence, sweet, etc" and is all "legs, eyes, hair" then he just wants your body.

Once you know what you're dealing with, you'll know if you want FWB or a relationship. Wait for out of high school for the relationship though. It'll last longer.


16/f

i have a boyfriend and we've been going out for about 2 months and i really love him. he's the best. but see, there's this guy in my gym class and he always flirts with me during class. after gym he sometimes even comes to my locker and walks me to my next period class. but here's the thing, i always meet up with my boyfriend in between classes and whenever the guy is at my locker, i have to take a detour so i dont see my boyfriend otherwise my boyfriend will think i'm cheating on him with this other kid. and then i have to lie and say that my gym class got let out late and thats why i didn't meet him.

you're probably thinking that i should just straight up tell this guy that i have a boyfriend. but i HATE making people feel bad. ABSOLUTELY HATE IT!! i actually kind of like this guy... but i know that i would be much much MUCH better off with my current boyfriend and i should stick with him. i'm not the type of girl who changes boyfriends every now and then... and i really DO NOT want to be those kinds of girls.

so what i think i'm saying is... i want to keep my current boyfriend, but i also like it when this other guy flirts with me, but i would not want him as my boyfriend.

WHAT SHOULD I DO??? help i'm so lost. (link)
Hahaha. I've been here SO many times.

What I usually do is tell them I have a boyfriend but that I like the way they flirt. I also tell my boyfriend that there's a guy that likes to flirt with me, and that it's a nice ego boost.

Considering your age, though, I'd say don't tell either of them anything. That worked for me in high school. Just play the flirt off as a friend to your boyfriend and if the flirt asks about the boyfriend, that's when you need to be straight with him and tell him, not until then though.

The locker thing is tricky. Again, play the flirt off as a friend, and tell your boyfriend that your friend likes to meet you at your locker during that period. Even tell him you're trying to hook him up with another of your chick friends, and to keep that from being a lie you could make feeble attempts. ^_^

It's all about being crafty, honey. I am the queen of crafty.


what do guys like in girls?(physically and personality wise)(f/13) (link)
That varies from guy to guy. There are guy that like thin blondes that are leggy and there are guys that like "thick" (fatter) girls that are brunettes and play Dungeons and Dragons.

Men's taste in women are as different as the men and women involved. There is a man out there for every woman though, trust me one that.

I happen to be one of the fat brunettes (though the hair color changes bi-weekly) and I have men wrapped around my finger, all the time. Just be confident and the men will follow you around like puppies.


Background information: I'm a junior in high school and I have a friend who is a freshman, so she is about 14 I'd say.

My friend's mom used to physically abuse her when she was younger. Slap her and what not. My friend claims she doesn't do this anymore..I'm a little skeptical. But, the mother still verbally abuses my friend...badly. I've seen what happens when they even fight on the phone...horrible.

My friend has been fighting me very had because I don't want her to be in that house under those circumstances because no child deserves to be abused in anyway, ever. I want to call social services or the police or something...but what do I say? Obviously, I've never been placed in this situation and I have no proof that the mother does it. I'm not sure that my friend would testify against her mother for what she has done.


So my question is, what can I do? There has to be something.. (link)
Tricky situation.

The really tricky part about it is that you can't help a girl that doesn't want help. I could tell you to go see the school counselor and tell them what you know, and they would then call in the girl to see what she says and from there possibly call the police and social services. If your friend doesn't want to go through that (and I don't blame her for not wanting to) then she's going to be pissed at you.

I grew up Southern, and if it were in that area I would tell you to keep your mouth shut. I live in a regular city now and I still think you should let her figure it out herself. Tell her that you want to help her, but that there's nothing you can do if she doesn't want the help, which is true.

I know that my and my dad got into it, really bad. I didn't get anyone's help. Things panned out okay for us. I know that isn't typical of similar situations but, again, if she doesn't want the help, then you can't help her. That's all there is.

Throwing her life to Social Services when she doesn't want you to, or even if she does, is going to mean foster custody, followed by court work, followed by the fact she might not even get to go to her aunt's. I've seen it before, and it wasn't pretty. This is the sort of thing that the courts aren't good at fixing. Plus there's changing schools and the social security she feels right now.

It's something she has to think hard about, figure out what she would like to change and the smoothest way to change it. I know that sounds bad, but trust me that either way it's not going to be pretty.


15/f/sophomore.
my guy friend is a senior. let's call him chas. chas and i had a fling in january and we almost went out, but then we got into a fight and we were on and off friends for like 6 months. now that we're in school again i see him all the time. and half the time he talks to me and the other half he totally ignores me.he'll give me a compliment one day and then ignore me the next. so today i was with my friend shannon(who knows about the chas thing) and he was like standing near us talking to a freshman girl. so i give shannon a "there he is" look*rolls eyes*and she's like "yeah i know." he sees me and immediately wraps his arm around the freshman and he says obnoxiously loud so i can hear him "i had such a good time the other night. we should do that again!" i ignored him and walked away and he said"oh come on don't leave."so i went to a friends locker and he walks down the hall talking with the freshman and they stop like 5 feet away from us.
the best part is that the other night, my bro was at chas' house. so what he said didnt work. so if he doesnt like me and we don't get along why would he waste his time trying to make me jealous with a freshman?where do he and i stand? what do i do?
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Guys are like that. They may not like you but they still want you to like them. It's just how guys are, to the grave.
You and he stand at odds, because he wants you to like him even though he can't be sure he likes you (at least that's how it sounds).
My advice? Depends what road you want to take. You could do the mature thing and tell him that you're done playing the game and that you hope him and the freshman do well together and that you two can be friends. Or you could take the low-road and find yourself a cute little freshman of your own to flaunt at him. This is, in my opinion, the more entertaining of the two, but it really depends on what you want to do.
^_^ Hope I helped.


My boyfriend is an intense wrestler, so I would like to incorperate some sort of wrestling joke in there. It can be sexual, but I'd prefer it to be emotional. A few wrestling terms you guys can use: "head gear, singlet, mat." Seriously, anything related to wrestling. (High school wrestling, not like WWE wrestling.)

Also, I am open to any other suggestions to put in the card. I feel like a lot of the things I am saying is very cliché. Thanks! (link)
I met you four years ago and what I didn't know then was that you'd get my heart in a full nelson and throw it to the mat. I'm glad you pinned me.

Then draw a smiley face, tell him you love him and sign your name. ^_^

I dunno, I'm not really a wrestling person, but I tried, right?


hi im 13 years old and theres this guy i really really like, but he happens to be my X. and we broke up like a 2 weeks ago, yeah. But we r still good friends, well what do i do to get him to notice me again? (link)
Well if you're only out two weeks on this guy, just tell him you like him. Around the age of 13,14 guys are easy to get back.

Just tell him and see what he says.


Well I am not straight and I know it.
I love girls, they are georgeous and ahhhh
But, I have the most amazing boyfriend!
I love him, I mean I couldn't live without him...and I know its for a companion and not just a friendshipppp!
Therefore, I think I am bi...
I mean seriouslyyy, I love boys, they attract me and get me excited, welll....girls do to!:D

The question is how do I come out to my boyfriend and my familyyyy...

I have a game with my friends who are girls where we grab each others butts and boobs, trying to make each other uncomfortableeee...

And I am a little bit weary because I don't want them to think I am copping a feel. I am NOT doing thattt...honestly, my friends aren't my type, I don't think they are attractive AT ALL. Ew.

But that doesn't matter, what should I do?

(oh by the way, my boyfriend is a very commited christian who thinks that homosexuality is wrong and disgustinggg) (link)
Oh dear... Christians, homophobic friends and coming out to your family...

I'm bi. I haven't told the family because they're holy-roller Catholics. I don't think I'll ever tell them, because they'd never speak to me again and there are just some things you don't need to tell the fam.

My friends know... some of them were pretty sketch about it at first but they adjusted to the idea over time. Some of them walked out of my life forever. You take your chances when you come out to people.

My boyfriend accepted it. In fact he thought it was hot, but my boyfriend, like myself, is a pagan and they view homosexuality different.

I don't think you should tell any of these people. I've seen coming out go horribly awry and mess up people's lives. It depends on your age though. If you're out of high school then it's just time to embrace yourself. It can be hard and painful but it's just what you need to do sooner or later.


Lately I've been getting these pains that i can feel in and around my uterus. Sometimes they are sharp and sometimes it feels almost as if the pain is gliding all around in there. one morning the pain was so bad it woke me up. it felt as if someone was squeezing both sides of my uterus and wouldn't let go. i couldn't move.
i don't think it is period cramps. Mine have never been that bad plus this has been happening for about 2 weeks or more. it's not from sex because i haven't done that lately, what else could it be from? I could be ovalating, but it hurt too much and that never lasts longer than a couple days. what do you think it could be? (link)
Are you sure it's your uterus?

It sounds like you might have appendicitis. I'd go to the doctor and get checked out. If it IS coming from your uterus it could be signs of cysts or cancer even, but that is not something you should assume.

I'm obviously no doctor, but I do know, from experience, that there are many things that can mess up your uterine area. It's important to go checked out because I waited too long and my pain WAS from cysts, just they were on my ovaries not my uterus.


Okay, so this is really odd i guess, and not the typical, im i pregnant question you see one here everyday...but im curious as to how you squirt during sex, im no ashamed to say ive seen it in pornos, im dating a male..its self explanatory..lol, but does anyone know how to do it? (link)
It's not something you can make yourself do... unless you're really good with your hands. It's just something that happens sometimes.

I've only done it once. My man and I were just having really awesome sex and it happened. We were both in shock because it'd never happened before.

Get yourself to cum like you've never come and you can squirt your way into the porn industry babe.


so ive been in a relationship for a while now and i love him with all my heart,here recently a old friend of mine has started textin me and wants to hang out i refuse to hang out because i feel guilty enough for textin him.I asked my boyfriend if he ever thought our sex is getting old?he replied with yes,so i asked him if he ever thinks of wanting to have sex with someone else ans suprized he said yes we have always been opened with each other and felt free to be honest about everything..but it upset me badly when he was that honest should i just forget about it when im feeling the same for my old friend?? (link)
Sex lives are tricky. I have friends with open relationships (where you just get permission before hand) and I have friends that are up for anything (and that can get weird).

Try livening up the sex life with your current guy. A trip to the sex store can be fun (my man and I do that just because I like porn and vibeys) or a book on different positions is always a riot if not helpful. Watch porn together (and yes it works). Just try to do something unexpected and exciting.

If that doesn't work, then you and he have to figure out if you're actually in love or just like the stability of knowing you two are together. Sometimes a relationship that you think is based on love is actually based on sex. I've had that happen a lot. My usual outcome with that is to break it off but we still sleep together. You'll have to figure out what will work for you.

Don't feel guilty about wanting to sleep with your ex, by the way. I want to sleep with a couple of my ex's too. ^_^ It's a human thing.


Ok. I am 15. and im a girl. I had a bf for almost 2 years. then we broke up (but it wasnt a giant drama, we are still freinds) and now i am going out with someone else. but anyways, lately i've been thinkin I am bi, because i really like this one girl, and i think im attraced to "girl parts" and now i have a bf. we have been together for almost 2 weeks. I still have a crush on that one girl. and well, i just dont know. I've been really thinking this through, and i am really thinking, that "guy parts" are kind of disgusting. I love guys, like their personality and some of them are really cute. but just the fact that i am kind of disgusted by their "parts"... lol... I just dont know!

What do you think i should do? And by the way only two people know that i am bi, one being my ex bf, and one being my current one. (because we can talk about anything.)

Thank you, and please anyone with information or thoughts at all please tell me!!! Thanks again!!! :) (link)
As it turned out, when I was in high school, my entire circle of friends turned out gay or bi. I happen to be one of the bi ones. This is a pretty easy thing to figure out, though. Go find a lesbian and have at it. That's right just jump in and see if you like it. If you do, you're bi or gay. If you don't then you're straight.

Guy parts are ugly and gross, but they're fun to play with. A lot of women think that the penis and junk is gross. It doesn't make them gay it just means it's not the prettiest thing in the world. After all, if you think feet are gross you aren't footless now are you?

Hope it helped.


when people say how far have you gone, whats it mean as in what all is there? kissing.. sex.. what else?? (link)
There's kissing, copping a feel, oral sex, hand jobs, actual sex, rim jobs (bleck!), blah blah blah more more more... let's not forget threesomes and messing around with the same sex... when they ask that and you feel the need to share just tell them the most you've done.


17/f, I like this guy he is a year younger than I am, but he is so cute. I go to a tiny private school (everyone-knows-everyone) type of deal and I have spoken to him in the past, but that was when we both were at the same school event together (and it was just small talk) and we spoke a little bit after that, but then summer came so this year, we haven't been talking or anything. I realized that I think this guy is so hot, and I want to start talking to him again. But every time I see him, he's with his guy friends, and it's a little intimidating talking to a guy (and probably awkward) when he is with his friends and say hey. I don't have any classes with him, and unfortunatly, my personality sort of blends in, but my looks stand out. The good thing is that I am friends with some of the guys in his grade, but once again it would also be weird if I mentioned to them about the guy I like. How should I approach this guy? I don't want to hear answers like flirt or say nice shirt, because then all the other guys would hear and stuff, or is it better to tell the guy you like oh your looking good today in front of his friends, because then they'll think you have the right confidence? I don't know how to approach him obviously haha so help (link)
Don't be afraid of his friends. I know that's hard to do, but it's the only way that you're going to be able to get in with him. Don't compliment his apparel. Just say hi, and start some small talk with him AND his friends, like it's no big deal. When you're at a point where it's not that weird for you to be around, then flirt with the guy.

You have to get in good with his friends before you can really do anything both because of the situation and because if you're not in good with his friends then they could become a problem. So start getting buddy buddy with the whole group.


Okay, I think I need to drop a few pounds. The problem is that I don't know how to do that without gaining muscle. I like the muscle that I have now but if I lost weight and then gained MORE muscle I would look way to buff. Any suggestions on that? (link)
Avoid weights and do cardio work. Run, do aerobics, things like that. Stay as far away from weights and power training as possible. When on a bike, treadmills, etc don't do endurance work, just lots of movement. Low gears on bikes and low intensity on the treadmill. You'll tone a little more but won't gain anymore muscle mass.


so thers a theory that the world is gonna end on december 21, 2012. i know that the mayans predicted this,but how come people think its gonna end? they said its something about a winter solstice, but what does that mean?

can someone explain to me how the world is gonna end or why it is cause im curious about this.

thanks! (link)
The Mayan calendar predicted a lot of things and marked a lot of other things, for instance the sinking of Atlantis on August 12, 3113 BC. These events marked, supposedly, the beginnings and endings of different magical worlds. December 21, 2012 AD will mark the end of the fifth world and the beginning of the sixth world.

In general, no one really knows what will cause the end of the fifth world, as the calendar does not divulge such details, but regardless I don't think the Earth will explode or anything drastic like that. I'm praying it's not a Zombie Apocalypse. Those things scare the hell outta me.




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