Personally, I hate this website. The majority of questions are either horribly worded, incredibly easy to answer on one's own with the use of widely available resources (including, but not limited to, www.google.com), alterations of a very common question, or a combination of the three. I confuse myself sometimes as to why I continue to read random questions, only to be to be driven insane by the utter disregard for the reader of the question. Maybe I just use this website as an outlet for my rage towards the section of teenagers who upset me the most, or possibly it is just ingrained in my psyche to read over poorly spelled questions to fuel my masochistic personality. I might even be staying here to prevent the overtake of this hapless corner of the internet by ignorant and lazy teenage girls that don't know how to say "yes" to someone who asked her out by the use of common sense and correct grammar.
I have, however, found that reading topic specific questions eliminates most of my frustration. Of course, that still doesn't stop me from running into unbelievably ignorant questions such as "does doing squats really make your theighs smaller?" in the INTERNET AND WEB DESIGN topic list.
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Gender: Male
Age: 18
AIM: bsphil101
Member Since: October 5, 2005
Answers: 287
Last Update: April 30, 2006
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ok everyday lately i have been getting really bad headaches and like when i move my head i get a little dizzy.tylenol and advill and stuff dont work. what should i do? is their anything wrong with me? (link)
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Stop taking pills of any kind for a few days. Taking medicine to ease pain and headaches can actually start causing them if you keep taking them all the time for days on end. Some of the ingredients in the pills may actually be the cause of some of your troubles. It's not likely, but is worth checking.
If the headaches still persist, you may want to schedule a doctor's appointment.
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13/f OK my dad can be so moody somtimes. Like a moment he'll be happy and fun and stuff and the next if I do somthing wrong he'll be all mad. When it comes to boys its really bad. I live right next to these boys who im friends with and somtimes he'll be like ok go ahead outside with them and then another time he'll be like tell them no I dont like you out there with no boys and I hate because I don't get him. And I can't talk with him because I know I can't talk to him about everything and I dont like writing him letters. How can I get him to trust me with boys because it's not like I do anything with them. So please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
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Stop doing so many things wrong, for one. Reference: "if I do somthing wrong he'll be all mad."
If you can do your best to present your case in a clear, concise, and thought out manner, that will be your best shot at getting your dad to ease up on you. Arguing and yelling doesn't help at all.
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Ok so a little while ago i was brushing my teeth and the thing that connects my wire broke off. Like how its glued and stuff, it just broke off. Im worried because they say it can start decaying really bad or whatever but i wouldnt think it would be that fast or even that part. But i have an orthodontalist appointment on Wednesday so should i just wait until then or have my mother call and ask about it? Thanks. (link)
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Just wait. Brush your teeth the way you normally would. It happens.
EDIT: X3xx1703 is a douchebag, don't listen to that shitty advice. It is not at all an issue if you have an appointment coming up.
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how do i save a picture on microsoft word so i can download it onto a site? the picture i have on microsoft is my pic and i just made it smaller so it would fit so now how can i just save the pic so i can put it on a site? ps. i dont have paint (link)
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You don't have Microsoft Paint? You mean to tell me that you have Microsoft Word of the Microsoft Office productivity series, and you don't have fucking PAINT?!
I guarantee you have it.
C:\WINDOWS\System32\mspaint.exe
This is the standard location for MSPaint in Windows XP. If you have a different windows folder, adjust for your computer. If that honestly brings up nothing, get your windows cd, put it in, and install paint.
To install paint:
Start -> Control Panel -> Add/Remove Programs -> Add/Remove Windows Components -> Highlight "Accesories and Utilities" and hit "Details..." -> Highlight "Accesories" and hit "Details..."
If the Paint icon is unchecked, check it and hit OK to all of the windows you opened.
If it is checked, uncheck it, hit all the OK buttons, and have it uninstalled. Then go through the installation process and install it properly.
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This kid I know from school has become really good friends with me. He's average looking...but we have enough in common. He just admitted he likes me, and I admitted I kind of felt the same way. We dont wanna go out because we know it would ruin our friendship. Im just confused...i agree about not going out...but where to from here? (link)
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Well, shouldn't the person you go out with technically be your best friend? I mean, your boyfriend or girlfriend should be someone who you find it the easiest to get along with and share your thoughts and experiences at the most personal level. So really, you should in essence become closer friends by dating.
Now, it's not my fault when you break up a few months later over something incredibly petty and insignificant and you end up losing your best friend over it. That's just one or both of you being a bastard (or bastards). Dating has nothing to do with it. That's why you should date him. Most of the people here that say from personal experience that dating your best friend is a bad idea, most likely could be accused of the aforementioned bastardness.
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well my boyfriend matthew and i have been going out for three weeks. hes 15 im 14.
ive never had my first kiss :(
but EVERYONE thinks that i have.
he has had his first kiss.
so he thinks its weird that i dont want to kiss him yet.
i dont know how to kiss.
like.. friday he was like, we need to stop being shy or whatever and we kissed, but it wasnt a long makeout session or something because i had to go like right that second. so yeah, my first "makeout" i have no idea what to do.
* taken shy girl (link)
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So your question would be...? There's not much to kissing, it's pretty straightforward.
"ive never had my first kiss :("
"like.. friday he was like, we need to stop being shy or whatever and we kissed,"
So, you HAVE had your first kiss then? Just make out with him sometime.
So, going back to answer your question:
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ok im a young female...i know a lot the basics and terms about sex and whatever, and i know im not ready to do it, but i dont know like how it works. is it weird that i wana watch porn, not to get horny from it, but just to see how its done? is it wrong? dont say im too young to watch it, but its bugging me of thinking about how to do it (even though i wont for many more years). just help me please. thanks. (link)
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Nah that's fine. The more you watch, the more experience you slowly gain while being a virgin, so your first time will be a lot better.
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whenever im home alone, or even at school with other people, i constantly act as if im being watched. if that makes sense. and at night while im laying in bed i pretend as if im somewhere else and that im not mearly a student, but that im a secret agent hiding out for the night, or that ive been evacuated from the state because i know too much and im in the white house. im 18 years old..wtf is wrong with me? what do i do?(female) (link)
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If you don't want to do that, you are schizophrenic.
If you do want to, you are just weird and need to deal with it.
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lately i have been extremely unhappy, between my friends not talking to me alot anymore and them ditching me, i sit home alot on weekends when all my friends go out and have fun, also theres thisguy i like but i think he only wants to hook up. im just simply unhappy, also i think i am fat and i want to loose weight, lately i have been turnign to alcohol when im home alone so i dont have to be in this world. im always so bored and i just want to get away. i want my friends, i want to go out and party like my friends do, i want a boyfriend, and i want to loose weight. is there something wrong with me. (link)
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Being not a doctor, I diagnose you with depression.
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Me and my boyfriend have been in a serious relationship for 5 years. At the beginning i was a virgin and not sexually active until a year after we went out. We would make love all the time. Since December 2005, he had went away on vacation for 2 weeks and ever since he came back it seems as though we never make love, and when we do it's different. He often gets frustrated and i don't feel as loved. I had tried talking to him on several occassions, but there doesn't seem to be any improvements. I asked him if he was still attracted to me, but he said that he is, so can anyone help me, if so i would love to hear your suggestions, thanks! (link)
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"I asked him if he was still attracted to me, but he said that he is"
Well, if that's the case, then there's no way that he could be lying.
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does he like me?
i like this kid who is in my group of friends that ij ust started really talking to at the end of the summer. he is soo good-looking with a nice body and everything and a ton of the girls like him. most of them barely talk to him and just like him because of his appearance but other do talk to him too and know he's a nice guy.
i really really really like him. my best friend (who's a guy) is good friends with him and he is going to ask him who he likes..but i want to know what you guys think.
-in gym class we had to do this thing where you had to sit on the lap of the person behind you..he was going to have to sit ona guy so he asked me to move behind him. hahaha.
-he comes over to talk to me a lot in gym
-he's walked to study with me both times that i've gone the same way as him (i usually go a different way and don't see him)
-in that same activity in gym i had to wrap my arms around his waist so i wouldnt fall (alright, alright..cause i wanted to) and he told my best friend about it later.
-in study i was sharing a seat with my friend who sits next to him so i was between them so i was sitting pretty close to him and i was trying to read his french (i take spanish) and he was laughing and turning red when i talked to him.
-when my friends and i went out to lunch he asked "is maggie..or anyone else coming?" (my name is maggie)
-when my best friend was talking about bio class he started talking about how he did bio homework with me in study. it was completely random..had nothing to do with what my friend was talking about except it had to do with biology..and the story had no point whatsoever.
-he smiles and says hi to me whenever he sees me in the hall
-after study he always walks out with me and walks with my until we have to go different ways.
that's all i can think of right now. please tell me what you think. i think he might but i don't know if he is just being friendly cause we haven't really talked a lot before. (link)
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Yes.
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I want to know how i can solve my problems like what should i do to convince my dad that he did something bad? (link)
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The key is wondering what you should talk to your dad about why you reword that question because it is quite hard to understand.
I'd say you need to add a lot more information before you can get a good answer.
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okay so my dad is in the air force, and he listens to country music. he likes listening to war songs, since he is in the military.
ok so here my question:
the song "Letters From Home" [ya everyoen knwos that song=] ] there is a version with all the voices like the autual letters form home getting read off. so please, please someone let me know if they have any idea as to where to find this version of this song.
i also have limewire so any suggestions to what to type in/search is welcome.
THANKS SO MUCH.♥ (link)
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I don't know the song. Don't make such broad statements.
I'd start by typing in "Letters from home" in limewire and downloading as many versions as possible.
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What are some sad songs that are about dying, like Whiskey Lullaby and Gravedigger? (link)
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http://www.google.com/search?q=emo+music
Try Shinedown - 45. That should get you up and moving around to kill yourself.
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I know everyone has heard of 'Pressure Points', but has anyone ever heard of 'PLEASURE Points'? I know for girls it's down by her lower region, but what about for guys? Anyone know what I'm talking about? (link)
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http://maps.google.com
I'm going to pick... lets see... cock and balls. Yeah, that about covers all of them.
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i dont know what to say or how to explain it really. im just simply, unhappy. i used to be happy, i dont know what happened. everything just feels so useless and people just suck. no one cares about anyone but themselves and i feel like im at a loss and i always find me second guessing myself. whats wrong with me? how can i be happy again? (link)
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A lot of people are selfish and suck. It's nothing wrong with you, you are just getting upset at the nature of reality.
Sometimes I wonder which is worse: to know about the problems of the world today, or to be completely ignorant to them. You can always go to the doctor and get a perscription to make you happier.
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Theres this guy and i really like him but i dont know if he likes me a couple of months ago we made out and hooked up like a month later it happend again.. he was a major player but for some reason i think he actually likes me now hes got a girlfriend and she is sorta my friend he purposely kisses her in front of me and touches her and all that stuff. I dont know if he likes her or not but hes been going out with her for like 4 weeks and he hasnt cheated on her yet and thats not usual with him.What should i do? (link)
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He's just being his usual manwhore self. Pay no further attention.
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So there are 2 guys lets call them #1 and #2 well i work with #1 and today at school he waited for me when i got to school and walked around with me then gave me a hug. But #2 I found out really likes me I don't really know him but today he told my friend don't forget...meaning don't forget to tell me that he likes me. I like both of them but what should I do? (link)
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lolololololololol #1 and #2 are bad names for people.
Flip a coin?
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well
i have a crush on this guy (Lets callhim bob) and we both happen to be going to the freshers party next week.
he said to his mates he wanted to get with me and they told me.
BUT
my best friend just told she fancies bob but she dosent know i fancy him too.
and she is also coming to this freshers party only because she knows im going and so is bob
i REALLY dont know what to do.
should i tell her i like him or shall i wait to the party and see what happens?
xoxox
i rate 5's (link)
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Ask him out ASAP? Call dibs on Bob.
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So me and my boyfriend are having sex and hes been going in me cause im on the pill. Yea I know statistics so please dont lecture me... and we lost our virginity with each other... anyways question is, how do you keep everything in without it all leaking out?
I also get this discharge and when I orgasm its like a waterfall, so it gets everywhere.. how do i control that too? (link)
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You can't do much about it, but it sounds pretty hilarious. Just throw down a tarp before you have sex.
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