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I'm a 15 year old girl and I think I might be an alcoholic. My family has no idea about this because I always sneak whatever I can get and my friends sometimes supply me with it. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm always anxious for anything alcoholic and it's driving my insane. I don't want to go to rehab or make my parents think I need serious help! What should I do? (link)
Seriously Do your best not to drink any and avoid being alone if you have to. Take... pottery?.. lol or some classes with your mom or dad. Just work against yourself and dont be home alone or avoid parties where you know theres going to be alcohol.


y are boys soo confusing??? so today i went to my friends house for a party..(make-out party) and well....kaylas bf came for her...hannahs bf came for her.....jennas bf came for her.... but the boy i liked never showed up. so i felt un-wanted the whole day cuz i knew that kayla and jenna and hannah didn;t wanna do n e thing with me there with out a bf so they were holding off till like 1/2 hour left of the party.. and now i feel bad cuz i made the whole party suck... idk wut to do im mad and sad and confused and frustrated cuz i really was lookin forward to a good time.
wut do i do?
help asap (link)
Obviously you need a more reliable boyfriend, but there are ways to have fun other than making out. Dont feel quilty, you didnt make the party suck im sure no one is mad at you.


My name is Christine and I'm a 13 year old girl. I don't know what to do, I can't trust most of my friends anymore and everyone is pissed at me, I don't know what i did! One of my friends, Chantal, doesn't keep any of the secrets I tell her amd now she's mad at me cause she said I talked behind her back, but I didn't...what can I do??? (link)
write her a letter or just keep trying to talk to her. She'll come around!


ok ive known this guy for like 4 years.. he says im too young..hes only 15 and im 13 going on 14..
i love him a lot, but i dont think hes sees that..he knows though! i want to be with him so bad. its not fair..what do i do? i need help ! (link)
Maybe you can proove to him that your mature, But if he only goes out with other 15 year olds then there isn't anything wrong with that. sorry/good luck


whats do most guys perfer a shaved or hairy vagina? im 17 very curious (link)
shaved. It mostly depends what your doing. For oral though its like GOT to be


well you know how when your young alot of pplz have an imaginary friend right well I have one and I'm 14 it keeps telling me what to do to myself and I feel crazy right now it made me take a perk...and I don't know where he is but I'm scared I don't know what to do and I don't want to go see my scary doctor....any suggestions?? (link)
well. im thinkin maybe you should see a phsyciatrist.


okay so there is this boy josh and we've liked eachother off and on for about 1 year...and well everytime i do sumthing with him or hook up with him he always plays me over again and again. i don't knoe wut to do cuz i really like him alot too and hes a good kisser and i have fun when im with him. but this last time he played me was bad and i promised to my self that i wouldn't EVER fall for him again but ..... he told my friend shaniqua that he felt really bad for wut he did and he never should have and that he really wants me back... and well i kinda want him back too but i don't wanna get hurt again. so wut do i do??
help me fast (link)
Maybe you could give him one more chance. For sure if it doesnt work out this time then its got to be over. If he is good this time then it will be great, but if he cheats then you'll have to get over him and that will be hard but you deserve better.


ok well my boyfriend wants to have like alot of sex you know and I'm not ready for that yet but once he pushed me when I said no and he yelled at me and just left I don't know why but I'm scared to say no to him and I'm doing sumthing with him tonight I need serious help (link)
um. dump him. now.


I jus got signed with an agent for my voice!! and in 3 weeks im supposed to go to L.A. to record my first cd!! im so excited...but im really nervous and sad ill have to leave my friends in my freshman year. i know i should take the job considering ill be BiG and i really wanna see my name in lights but im so scared ill lose my friends while im gone and all the new friends ill make (celebs maybe :)) will not turn out to be real and ill be all alone! what to do!? HELP! (link)
You should deffinately go and record your CD, if you do lose the contract or it doesnt work out, then you can come back. Your friends cant be mad at you for taking the opertunity of a lifetime and trying to reach your dreams!


im going to warped tour tomorow and last year wen i went the bands were signing sutographs and stuff like that and i was wondering if anyone has alreadi went and knos if good charlotte wil or will not be signing autographs (link)
I went on July 24th in Milwaukee and my friend nikki wanted them to autograph something but they werent out there. They had a table set up for them though so i think they were planning on signing but changed their minds at the last minute.


My husband and I are adopting a cat today from the Humane Society. The cat is 4 years old, and has not been declawed. I feel it would be inhumane to do declaw her, but I am worried about her scratching my furniture, and me as well. Does anyone have any alternitives to declawing, or how to prevent her from scratching the furniture.

And any other tips for a new cat owner would be appriciated. (link)
I know that for my dog my mom got these little tiny plastic caps that go over her nails, and she doesnt even notice them. You should find out if they have them for cats. Also a scratching post would help alittle im sure. Good luck with your new cat and your awesome for going to a Humane Society.

Check out this site for tips for new cat owners->
http://ashleycats.tripod.com/new_page_3.htm


Does anyone know any websites for diary's? (Anything besides xanga or live journal) (link)
Yeah if you google it like 800 show up but these to look the best..

http://www.diaryland.com/
http://www.opendiary.com/




Hows an easy way to tell your ex's( who hurt u really bad) best friend you like him? (link)
wow, well he might not like you after he saw what you did to his friend so im not sure there is a good way. You could just straight up tell him and see what his reaction is but dating ex's best friends is never a good idea. good luck


all my life i've bin mostely put down about the way i look even if it wasent intentional...so now that i'm older (15) i am starting to get compliments from ppl(guys) but not many but even so i cant take them i always say something that disses myself and i'm staring to think maybe i do look good but when i look in the mirror i just see ugly and its bugs....i'm thinking maybe i just need a guys that will finaly treat me right so i might feel better but i'm not sure. maybe if that happens i will change cuz all the guys i've ever dated put me down in some way or another so that might have something to do with it but i dunno if you can help this problem i am saying THANK YOU! (link)
When people do tell you that you look good you should just say 'thank you' instead of 'yeah right' Boost your confidence alittle. Yeah, your right you do need a guy who will treat you better. Everyone always thinks there is SOMETHING wrong with their appearence, but you should try to point out your good qualities too.


My friend has been going out with this immature guy for like 7 months now. He is soo rude to her like not returning phone calls, making fun of her friends (like me for instance), blowing her off for his friends. I was open with her telling her how i felt about him, but she didn't care at first. Now she's thinking about dumping him, but she just doesn't have the heart to.
Any advice on what she should do? I rate high! thanks in advanced. (link)
Its got to be hard in your position, because you have to just watch your friend go through this, but it is really her choice. The only thing you can do anything about is him making fun of you. Talk to her about that, and tell her that she deserves better, but that is really all that you can do at this point.


I'm not to sure what this falls under but I wanted peoples thoughts. I love kids, honest to God they are the best thing that has happened in my life (I don't have any). This lady at my church is having a baby in Oct. and has a 10 month old who is smaller for his size, anyways he will be staying with us more then likely. I have a two story house along with basement stairs and breakable stuff. Our house is not by any means baby-proof. Does anyone have any good ideas that don't cost a ton of money because this is probably only going to happen once and I don't expect on having children for another 15 years...LOL THANKS!
Megan (link)
You dont have to buy too many things. The first step is just to choose one room in your house that you and the baby will be spending most of your time and baby proof it and you can follow the rest of my advice in your whole house if you want. First put away treasured glass things and all other fragile stuff. Get down on your hands and knees and make sure there nothing under tables or anything that could be bad.Move houseplants that can be toxic, Close the bathroom door, Have lots of toys to keep the baby focused on, tie up dangling blinds or curtains with a twisttie, and last but not least invest in a few simple plastic outlet covers, doorknob covers and table-corner guards; these can be put on and taken off in a couple of seconds, and can minimize the risk of electrical shock and injury. Have fun!


i am 17 and i have been dating my bf for 11 months at 8 months he asked me to marry him i said yes..then we talked about moving in a place i was thrilled..1 week before our 11 months we broke up(not seen eachother in 3 weeks) . he said he wanted to be single.two days later we got back together and that same day talked about our place again? whats wrong with him???who does that! isnt that wierd??advice (link)
I think he should get another chance. He probably just got spooked alittle by marraige, even though he brought it up but at the same time you should be watching for signs that he could do this during marraige. Be sure your ready for marraige and that you love him because once your married thats it, thats all you get. You really only get one first marriage.


my 17 yr old sister is 8 weeks pregnant adn i kno shes not ready to be a mother and i dont kno how to help her get prepared! wut should i do?
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You could look up online or get some books that have advice in them straight from other teen mothers. Also when the baby comes you should be there for her as much as possible. Any help from you will be much appreciated by her expecially if the dad isn't there.


This was to guy but I guess girls could answer too.lol.But what do you guys think of girls making the first move?I mean i've kinda been seein this guy and we've only been dating for like two weeks but we haven't done really anything accept hold hands and like kiss.And no tongue in those kisses either!Well I'm 14 and I guess I wanna make a move on doin more since he's to shy too..Cuz he is kinda shy.So what should i do?Go for it?Or wait till he does...Plz help. THanks! (link)
Well, im not too sure because i date girls older than 14, but i know now i think its pretty hot when girls make the first move. Guys at that age can sometimes be shy also so maybe he is just waiting for you, or he thinks you wont like him if he does something. Maybe he is even content with how you are? Next time you guys go to the movies or something try kissing alittle longer and see how that goes.


I have been with my current boyfriend for quite a while, and I love him greatly, but I have begun to realize that I still have feelings for an ex that I had a while back. He was probably the first person I truly cared about, but then he ended it. I don't understand why after all of this time I am realising that I'm not really over him, and I don't know what I'm supposed to do about it. I feel guilty having these feelings and at the same time they hurt. Anyone know what I can do? (link)
Right now your probably remembering how great it was with your ex because things are good with your current boyfriend. You should not feel guilty about anything because remember, he was the one who broke up with you! Try to focus on your current boyfriend. Who knows this might turn out just as good.




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