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Hey, I'm Samm and I'm 15-year-old freshman at Downingtown East High School. I've got a pretty average teenage life, except I'm in no way your average person. I doubt you'll ever meet someone exactly like me.



Feel free to drop one by in my inbox and I'll tell you what to do to the of my best ability in any situation. But remember, if it doesn't seem right, then don't do it. It's only my advice, not me telling you what to do.


PLEASE don't repeat questions. I appreciate all ratings and feedback, so please do it. It really gives me a good feel for how my advice is. Also, if you don't rate, and my advice is crap, I'd like to know so that I don't run the risk of telling someone to do that again.


Thanks.. and.. I hope I helped. =) ♥

advice

i like you. are u looking for a boyfriend?

Uh, thanks. Yeah, I'm looking for a boyfriend.

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hey.
can you please tell me the bases
like .. first second third.
thanks.

First is French Kissing
Second is Feeling
Third is Fingering
and then there is fucking

there you go.. your four f's

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okay im a guy thats 14 and i like this girl right? so then i dont know if she likes me but i really like her. I get her gum , i bought her a souvier and everything else. I Still dont know if she likes me. My friend tells me that she likes me but then again he always plays tricks on me. I need your advice to find out if she really likes me. How can i find out??

Girls. Love. To. Flirt. Always. So if you like this girl, you have to flirt back and observe how she responds. If she laughs, looks at your eyes, or looks down at the floor then back at you.. she probably likes you. If she laughs weakly and looks away, it's a sign that she's probably not interested. You can also get info from her friends

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i just killed my best friend. i caught her kissing my boyfriend so i stole my boyfriend's dad's gun and shot her. i went insane becasue i was so mad at her for doing this. i don't know what to do. please help me. will i be death sentenced?

Probably.
You'll also need some anger managment.

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hi. i just met this guy named ron about 1 week ago. i have done a lot with him this past week and we have gotten to know each other. I really like him but I just met him. last night him and i started to make out but making out became sex. i feel awful because i jsut met this guy like 6 days ago and on top of that he is 5 years older [im 18 and hes 24]. is this bad? i mean ik it is but like is this really bad? oh and he didnt use a condom, so i could like be pregant. its really bad. what do you think i should do?

One week ago and you're already having sex? At the age of eighteen? I think that feeling awful is perfectly natural. In fact, if you didn't feel that way, I'd be worried. I think you should continue dating him, or else that could be some serious shit. If at all possible, you should get a pregnency test and check for signs of STD's.

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uhm this past weekend i did something really horrible to someone i really care about. and this girl is so amazing to me shes so nice and shes so much fun, and now its like were not friends and i dont know what to do. i just want to find some way to make it up to her. thanks.
b.

If you continue to try to make it up to her without asking how you can do so, she should forgive you in time. However, don't kiss up to her.. because kiss-ups are no fun. Appologizing is always a good start.

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Girl gets kitten. Girl doesn't know what to name kitten.

Yup.

Here's a picture of it:

http://tinypic.com/et9qhv.jpg

First I was thinking Pixie...now I'm thinking...Jelly maybe?


Ya you should most definitely suggest a name.

Please nothing so cliche' as "Snowball". Thnks.

I rate 5s.....like 95% of the time.

Definatly Crystal
or Azul (it means blue is spanish. she has GORGEOUS blue eyes)
maybe something tre chic.. like .. uh.. Paris was mentioned before. that's a good one.

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what does it mean if someone says "are u a kiss and tell type of girl?" is it good or bad??

It means that when you kiss and stuff.. you tend to tell all of your friends//just tell people in general how it was. It's usually not a good thing unless you're dating a guy who wants to be known as a player.

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I want to be something slutty for Halloween cause thats what all my friends are being... But they all wear JR's clothes I wear a large in kids sizes. I needa find a costume for Halloween thats cute and a tad bit slutty but I can't cause I'm small. Maybe you can help me.
I'LL RATE 5'S!!!!!!!!

Hm.. So you want to be a slut--eh? Okay. Uhmmmm you could always make something if you're good at sewing. Or buy something and get creative with scissors. If something is too long, cut it and hem it so that it's a belly shirt. Buy pants that are too tight. Have fun with it!

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ok. so my friend, i love her to death! i just got to know her this year, like we new eachother but not to well. Lately though? She seems like shes mad or a little pissed at me. When i try to talk to her about it she says nothings wrongs but i know something is. But the thing is,she only acts this way around me. We both like the same guy and it's hard..but I am willing to give him up for her..like i just love her and I don't want to lose her. Please help..i just don't know what to do.

Aww.. I'm glad you made a new friend! Pissed at you, you're going to have to ask her. I know that people in general -especially girls- say that nothing is wrong.. but most of the time something is. Liking the same guy shouldn't be a big deal if she's a real friend. Not wanting to lose this girl is totally understanding.

But I don't know your situation. So you should just ask your new friend if/why she's mad at you. If she wants a good friendship.. she'll answer.

hih

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i have this friend,Jenny. And then i have another friend,Sandra. So Jenny was talking to Sandra online, and then Sandra said something about me to Jenny, and Jenny telling me what Sandra said, was very hurtful to me because i am going threw some hard things in my life right now, and this is total oppisite of what i thought Sandra thought of me. And Sandra never told me how she felt about all of this. So i dont know what to do. i dont want to tell Sandra what Jenny told me, because then Sandra will get mad at Jenny.. this is all so confuseing, so if you could give me some advice, that would be SO greatly appreaceated. thanks.

Well, I think you should ask Jenny if it would be okay to confront Sandra about whatever the topic is. I think that Sandra doesn't sound like a true friend because she is talking behind your back. Jenny was also kind of wrong in what she did, but you should still ask her if you can talk to Sandra about it. If Jenny asks you not to say that it was you who heard, than don't mention her name or blame it on Jenny.

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i think i have a yeast infection.. but i'm not sure. its real itchy down there. how should i tell my mom so i can get medicine or some sort of treatment?

You should tell your mom because it might not be a yeast infection. Maybe it's worse. So just have your doc check it out.

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Here's the story....
I went out with this guy named Jay for 4 months, we were really happy and any thing then i found out he was moving, so we decided it was better to break it off. So then i was single for a whole,( Still liking Jay) and met this other guy named Chirs. Chris is a really awesome guy, he is just like me, and we get along really well. But just a couple weeks ago, I found out that Jay wasnt moving any more. So we started haning out alot more. And then, Jay asked me back out again, and I said yes. And I am very happy with Jay, but I still can't stop thinking about chirs.It seems that every time i am with Jay, I wish i could be with chirs too.. What do I do.?

I think you should be GRATEFUL for what you HAVE but if you CAN'T GIVE JAY YOUR ALL than you SHOULDN'T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

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i love you. your my sex godess and love maker extrodinare.
nibbles and kisses
*your secret admirerer*

AHHH! I LOVE YOU! Linn, you rock me hard.

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How big should my dick be at 14 when its hard lol

I'm not sure.
Uh.. big?

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Just to start, I am 15 years old, and a transfer student.
I moved to Ohio in the 5th grade, and I had people make fun of me for a year. Every year since then, I have lost one friend a year. Occasionally, even two friends a year. It really hurts me when people are always judging me and telling me what to do. I think sometimes I am too much of a follower, and yet again, I am losing another friend.
Quin was always the best friend ever. She and I had sleepovers almost every night we could, we practically lived at my house. Then, one day, Quin and I got into a big fight. Lately, her and I had been fighting anyways, but just little tiffs. Nothing like what has happened lately. She and I aren't speaking, and I feel as if she s me. My life is seriously falling down the drain, and I often think suicidal thoughts. I don't know what I should do anymore; just move on and let her get her way, once again?; just go into major depression, even though I think I have already gotten to that stage?; or just make new friends, again?. I don't know what to do with my life, and I would very much appreciate some advise from, as you seem, a very experienced person in drama. Thank-you.

I'm sorry that people have been "dumping" you as a friend, but I think that it might be trying to tell you something. Is there something that you repeat with all of your friends that dump you? Is there a pattern?

Quin sounds like a great friend, but "little tiffs" add up and then you have a big problem. You shouldn't have to be trying to hard to hold on to a friend, it should be fun with a friend. Having friends that bring you down is not worth it. Suicide isn't the way, I can't stress that more. You can get past this.

Moving on doesn't mean that this girl is going to get her way. It means that you are mature enough to realize that this stupid situation isn't even worth worrying about. Going into a major depression won't make matters any better. Look at the bright side and all of the fabulous friends you have by your side. Making new friends is never a bad thing, go for it. But those old friends that you have by your side, you need to keep close to them also.

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ok so i really like this guy i dont kno if hes noticed me staring smtimes and im afraid of wat he thinks when he "catches" me, lol, do we like nvr talk and i kindof wanna go out with him really bad but we dont kno each othr is tht too much?? Help
-Helpless

If he catches you staring at you.. he might think you're insane. I mean, you've never even talked to him, how do you know if you like him?

Start chatting it up with this boy, see if you actually like him for him, not what he seems to be.

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ok, so i really like this guy and i dunno if he likes me. We like never talk and i dunno if he likes me or doesnt even kno who i am. I dunno wat to do, p.s. im not good at just talking to ppl randomly!! help please! thx

You like this guy who you've never spoken to and you don't know if he likes you. Hmm.. here's the deal. You might be judging him. I mean, if you've never even talked to him, you probably took a glance at him and said, "He's cute, he's funny, he's laughing with some friends. I like him." I think you should get to know him. Are you in any of his classes? If so, say something to him like, "Oh my god, Mr(s). _____'s class is soo annoying/funny/easy/boring!" Just find something that is similar between the two of you.

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Hello my dear, darling, beautiful Sammi,
It's Carrie, and I have a new column: Silly_Love_Song. So you can get rid of the Carebear one...they shut it down for too long!
Love, Love, Love, Love
Carrie

haha.. okay babe.

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hi. i have fallen head over heals for this guy and the thing is he thought he liked me but then is like " i wanna get to know you" and he knows so much about me! i really want to tell him but i dont know how, and besides if he says no itll get all werid! HELP!

If he wants to get to know you, what better way is there than going out with him? I don't know what you want to tell him.. But I'm guessing it's that you like him. Why don't you try a cute little note that says something along the lines of, "You're amazing, let's hook up." Except you can say it cooler than I did. I donno, I feel loopy. Uhm.. post another question if you need more help. Or IM me @ ilumorethanlife. Got it? Mmk.

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