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Q: Theres a girl who is a complete and total slut shes trying to take my boyfriend away from me I dont like her and she knows it i have talked to my boyfriend and he promised he wouldn't go for her...what should I do?

If your boyfriend really cares about you, he won't have a thing to do with her. She can't take him away unless she physically kidnaps him, otherwise it's completely his decision who he goes out with. And if he dumps you for her, then he was a horrible boyfriend and you should forget about him. But I'm sure he really loves you and will stay with you no matter what! She's probably trying to "take him away" because she knows it bothers you. You should try being super nice to her, it might make her die of shock ;)

Q: okay well i weigh 100 pounds and im in the 10th grade. im 15 years old and 5'4. Does anybody know of anyway to gain weight? ive already started on peanut butter and milk... like protien and clacium but i dunno wat else to do... should i just not try to gain weight? or should i... and if so what should i eat/do?

Don't try. 100 is a nice weight. Don't try and gain anymore unless your doctor tells you too.

Q: what in the world are we going to use point slope, slope intercet, x and y intercepts, and ANYTHING else along those lines for in real life? That's what we are doing in math and it seems so pointless. Ill rate 5's for ANY decent answer.

There are many situations where knowing the slope formula can come in handy. When you are building a house or making a dress, for example. Or if you are stuck on a ledge in the middle of nowhere and can't see the ground because there is all this strange green mist around you, and a mysterious voice is telling you to jump. No, I'm not kidding, how do you know it's impossible? Basically, annoying as it is, we need math to do practically everything. If you don't think that you will ever build a house, make a dress, or any of that other stuff, consider that you need to know math to pass the SATs, get into college, get a job, make money, and live with enough food and good clothes and a roof over your head. Think about the poor children who are less fortunate than you. They don't get to learn this stuff. They are sitting in a concentration camp-like hospital starving to death with no legs. So I guess what I'm saying is that math isn't pointless, especially the isocoles triangle. =)

Q: i emailed my friend to tell her some really good news (i finally got something i worked really hard for) like three nights ago and now shes finally emailed back. its a reply from my original email and all it says is 'dya know the school website'.
am i overreacting to be hurt like i am? it seems like she doesnt care. there wasnt even a 'congrats' in there.

Maybe she didn't get the e-mail, or she was too busy to respond to it at the time. I think you should tell her about it in person and see what her reaction is. But it's okay to be hurt, you can't control your emotions. Just don't get angry until you know the whole story.

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If you click "answer this question" a second time, you will get to edit the question.

Q: Ok, this past week, I went to Disneyworld to march in the parade with the band. (yes, I'm a bandgeek...) Well, my really good friend, Nicole, was sitting with me on the busride to Floriday (24 hours, yuck!) and the way there and the 1st few days of Disney were fine, but then she started getting on my nerves. At the time, I didn't think she was a lesbian at all. She was just NOT giving me my space and was hanging around me A LOT. She basically wouldn't leave me alone. And from then on, she started acting really weird. I'm gonna tell you the things that she did, but they're not gonna be in order lol. Well, for one, we were at Epcot and playing in the fountain like 4-year-olds, but hey it was fun lol. She kept picking me up and trying to get on top of me. And then, long after we dried off, she had wet spots on her boobs. So disgusting. On the bus ride home, I'm like, trying to sleep, and every time I look, she's watching me. Then later, I woke up later that night and her butt was pressed against mine and if I'm not mistaken, it was moving up and down. Then on the monorail, she has all this room, but is like, on top of me. So I move over, and she moves closer, and that kept happening. Just a lot of that kind of stuff. So me and my new friends Kelly and Molly and my other friend Amber ditched her at Magic Kingdom, and yeah, we're not talking (not that I care). But now, I'm just really freaked out. I told my friends, and we thought about it for awhile, and a lot of stuff she told us before was all starting to make sense and we really think she's bi or a lesbian. So what should I do? I don't really want to be her friend anymore, and I'm just really freaked out. I could probably say more, but I don't want this to be too long, so if you want more details, IM me on x HappyBunni16 x. Sorry so long, but I'm really scared.
P.S. I have nothing against lesbians, just when they hit on me and my friends.

There is always the possibility that you are mistaken. However, if she is questioning her sexuality, you have to realize that this is very difficult for her. It isn't accepted in our society, she isn't sure who she can tell who won't turn on her, where to look for support. If you "stop being her friend" for this, you are telling her that she is wrong, even though you said that you have no problem with lesbians. But from what you said, she didn't really hit on you, she just wanted to be close to you. That's totally normal for friends. You need to confront her about your (and her) insecurities and explain that while you support her in whatever she does, you do not think of her in such a way. In any case, I think you should try to get used to people of both genders hitting on you, as it will most likely happen many times throughout your life. When it does, just smile and say "Sorry, but no."

Q: A senior girl in my first period's mom passed away on Friday. She wont be coming to school for the rest of the week because of the tragic situation. My teacher was to get a "sympathy card" and get my whole class to sign it saying how sorry they are and all that. I, along with a few other people in the class, don't think it'll be a good idea. WE said so in class today and our teacher just responded with, "Lauren need to know we care about her."

We don't think it's a good idea because she would be just coming back from a whole week at home with her family grieving and she doesn't need all this pity from us. When our teacher told us what happened, all you could hear around the class room was "Oh that sucks, I can't believe she's finishing her senior year without her mom, Prom is going to suck for her, etc." I know those kind of things are going to end up in the card.

At the end of class, we just decide that we weren't going to sign the card but do y'all think there's a way to stop the whole thing?

I don't think you should try to stop it. Let them do what they want, and when/if you sign the card, say something more sincere than "Too bad you can't go to prom". Then let her know personally that you truly sympathize. I know you think she doesn't need pity, but she does need to know that the people around her atleast care a little bit.

Q: OK heres the dealio
i HATE showers...they just seem like a waste of time for me. Does anyone know any ways that will make showering fun?? no sarcastic answers please. Thanks

Cool-smelling soap and cute animal-shaped scrub thingies. Also, singing or playing music in a CD player is fun. When I shower, I go into daydream mode and basically think about anything. I've been doing that since I was little, only when I was little I would pretend I was a mermaid playing with fish and now I pretend I'm an unsuspecting young girl in a horror movie and an evil brain-eating zombie is about to to grab me from behind. Whatever works for you. =)

Q: k well i want to get a lipring. i dont know how it will look though, so i was wondering if theres a way to get a fake lip ring (that actually will stay on my lip) so i can see how it looks...i dont wanna go thru all that pain for something that will look tacky. any help or suggestions is appreciated!

You can probably buy clip ons at stores like Claire's or Hot Topic.

Q: okay, I am freind this guy who has gas, he like the star or cleb in school. plus makes the room hot, he really smelly and foul. thing is this girl he flatulated to in class and he knows I like him and other girl that flatulated with him, he always farting with her in front of me and everthing. she always stare at me werid look after he dose.I know i don't seem make since, its my style of writing becouse i am blind. it i want show that it not borthering me and plus I don't like him that way, i want show i want to be good farter too. but sometimes i think reason why i like him becouse everybody esle like his loud noises like he a flatulator.. he everything Drama, chapen of the bathroom, he msuch of the leader in contests, so hope you guys get it. if not i try to explain better, this all i smell of.
thanx

I'm reporting this. Making fun of people= not cool.

Q: i just got the secret sheer dry deoderent but accidently got unscented instead of another one that actually has a scent. what's unscented? like it smells kind of nasty but if you put it on will people smell your sweat? and is secret sheer dry good enough for people who have like hyperhydrosis? if not then can you please suggest some that are? thank you

It prevents you from smelling badly but it doesn't make you smell like mountain rush or fresh powder. Some people like it because scents make them sneeze.

Q: Does anyone have a good idea as to what I could get my boyfriend for our 6 months? I want to do something semi-creative (as in not trite) and semi-romantic.

For Christmas, I made him a book of pictures and magazine cut outs that said sweet stuff.

I need some ideas. Good ones are appericated.

I'll rate.

A T-shirt that says "Jesus was a condom break".

Or one with a picture of you and him on it that says "M+A, October 9, 2004"

Or maybe a toaster?

Or, OMG, a stuffed DUCK. Um...or two little bears that have like, magnetic paws so that they can hug. But I don't know where you'd find that.

Or make him a heart-shaped cake. =)

Sorry, that's all I can come up with at the moment.

Q: im not talking about the movie "the notebook" im talking about the actually BOOK "the notebook"... where do i buy it? is it at any bookstore or do i have to order it? thanks.

It's all over the place. When I worked at a library, I shelved about ten copies of it practically every day. Just go to the bookstore and ask if they have it, if not, they can order it for you with no extra charge.

Q: okay- here goes.. well.. lately my dad has been acting wikkid weird.. everything you say to him, he turns into an agument... my mom tried to tell me its because his dad (my papa) just dies in november, buthe has been acting like this only sincethe end of february.. well.. any way, my point is i really wanna know how i can get him to either stop turning everything into an argument , besides "talking to him" because, really, that doesnt work because he'll just get mad and FLiP OUT! PLEASE HELP ME!! i rate really good!!

Even if he has just been acting this way since February, it could still be because of his father's death. Grief is a long process and goes through several stages, and it is different for everyone. Just have patience with your dad, I know it's hard because my family argues a lot, but try to be there for him. There are also a lot of other things that could be pressuring him. He is growing old, the price of comfortable living is rapidly going up, etc. If talking to him doesn't work, don't talk to him. Yes, I know that's easier said than done, but it's really all you can do.

Q: Ok, if you somehow make a fake human body, wheather as real as you can get, or a metal designed one, or a robot, and put the brain of someone in it, but keep the brain alive and successfully put it in another body which you bring back; is it possible to bring that creation to life? will that body have a soul? If having trouble, read doctor Frankenstien for more details. This one has stumpted me. Help me out people.

It depends on who's story it is. Different authors will think of different things. I'm assuming you are talking about a story and I hope you don't plan on trying this. With the technology we have today, it's not very possible. However, if you are doing this for real, I know a place where you can get good quality brains for next to nothing. Contact me for details.

Q: I just bought a shirt from Urban Outfitters and I got the smallest size of the shirt but it was still really long! Like to the bottom of my lower back & butt! I dont know what to do because the rest of the shirt fits good all around. Will shrinking it make it shorter? If not, what else can I do? If I should shrink it can someone give me specific instructions how? Thanks!! Ill rate 5's and give feedback =)

Cut it to the length you want and then sew it so it doesn't fringe.

Q: I've been wanting to ask, what's emo? I've heard it a lot, but don't have a clue as to what it is, and nobody would tell me because they are such teases.

Emo=Emotional.
Basically someone who wears dark clothes, thick glasses, and sits at home writing poetry about "life" that is really just about their boyfriend who broke up with them. Emo chicks are hot.

Q: does masturbation cause any diseases or stds or anything like that?

Only if your hands aren't clean. Or, if you're girl, don't use a dildo that some girl with an STD used.

Q: What if someone said something offensive about you and you had a disablity, and ur friends and family didnt do much to defend you? I have the right to be mad right? I have the right to be mad at my family for not defending me right? what should i do?

Yes, you have the right to be angry. Everybody does. But I don't really know what you should do because I don't know the entire situation. What is your disability and what did they say about you?

Q: Hey guys,
My older sister wanted to know if a snake can grow it's head back if it gets cut off. She thinks that she heard that somewhere, but she's not sure. It seems to me like she's thinking of a worm or something lol. Her boyfriend was telling her that snakes can't grow their head back, but she was saying that they can. I wanted to find out for her. Someone answer please!!!! Don't make fun of the question either, because I'm not even sure if it's true. I sort of think it's true, yet I don't think it's true. If your nice, and you give a good answer I'll rate you!!!! Thank you so much! :-)

No. That's ridiculous. Worms can regenerate because they don't really have brains, but snakes do. Once the head is off it is off for good.

However, there are two-headed snakes, flying snakes, and snakes that curl up into a massive ball of hundreds of their serpent friends.

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