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Q: can you get pregnant if you have sex without a condom while on your period?

All choices point to yes it is much easier to get pregnant when your on your period then any other time with out a condom.

Q: after i shower i lay with my pusssy up towards the bath tub facuet and turn it on.. the pressure feels amazing and i really enjoy it.. but is it wrong and will it hurt me?

No it isnt wrong and it wont hurt you its just you own way of pleassure.
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Q: i need help because i am so ready to begin a serouse relationship but my mom thinks im to young! im ready to kiss a guy or make out but im scared my mom will find out! hat do i do!

It all depends on how old you are and how good you carry yourself. And if when you say no you mean it and you can show guys that. But if you can do that then write me back and ill tell you more on that. Hope iv helped a little.
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Q: my sister is having a baby and she really loves symbolic and unique names so i was wondering if i could get some suggestions... thnx :-D

Heaven Alyssia Maree, Alyssia Alexandria, Brian Micheal Gohan, Robert Joseph, um i really dont know what names your looking for but nay more questions write me. Hope iv helped.
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Q: hi. i've been with my b/f for about 5 mo. and i'm 14 and he's 16. i REALLY want to have a baby! i don't know why i just ReAlLy do! but also my cuz whos 20 's g/f just had a baby and she was 17(now 18) and they really struggle with financial problems. then his bro was dating a woman last year and just 2 weeks ago found out he was a dad. i really want to have a baby! what should i do?

Wait till your older! if you have a baby now ull ruin your whole life. Trust me i know this stuff just if you havnt beleived anyone beleive me please. I am 16 years old and i have a 2 your old son and daughter there twins. And i ruined my life royally by not listening to my friends and family. My kids wake me up at night crying so the next morning im whiped out for s chool. I had to move in with my boyfriend which he is now my fiance because my parents kicked me out. And just trust me i cant go out and party with my friends now because i have two kids to take care of. And its just harder to have kids at a young age then when your older trust me on this one. I lost my job i have no money and were depending on my fiance for money plz dont be like me! wait till your older.
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Q: Does anyone know of anything that can help get rid of or hide stretch marks that I have aquired from the ten pounds that I randomly gain and lose?

Get cocoa butter lotion it works really good! need any more help dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: ok ive only had sex with 2 guys but im always doin stuff with guys. like with the guys that havnt gotten hand jobs or fingered girls, stuff like that. ive only done this like with 6 or 7 guys.. am i a slut?

No your not a slut i know some girls that do this everyday just for fun. I wouldnt concider you a slut because you probably dont do this every day just to get your kiks off it. And your probably a very nice person. Need anymore help write back hope iv helped a little.
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Q: well everyday or so i go to my bestfriends house an theres always her guy neighbors over therre an there is this one that i really like! his name is jay an hes just a year older than me an he is always grabbin on my ass an saying funny stuff to me... like to day he wuz like "miss do u know were anyone can gimmi a lap dance?? do u by any chance?" i think he was kidding but like ive only known him for like a month or so an i REALLY REALLY like him an all my other friends ask like "do you like michelle" an he "smiles" den my friends ask like "would u go out with michelle?" an jay goes "only if she would go out with me" I DUNNO IF I LIKE HIM OR IF I SHOULD MAKE A MOVE OR WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN I REALLY NEED HELP IM REALLY CONFUSED!! plz answer asap i gota go soon an im going to my friends (yes that friend) house tommorrow!!! xoo michelle

Hey Michelle well maybe you should make a move if your that sure he lieks you. Its soudns like he does like you that much. So make a move on him and just flirt a little bit throw off hints that you do like him. Maybe hell pick em up and ask you out. Its worth a shot hope iv helped dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: I recently got married and ny husband has been emotionally and financially abusive. For example...I was recently diagnosed with fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome and he has not been helping me out. He says he doesn't care how I feel and to suck it up. He does not pay the bills and we have shut off notices for the electric, phone, and cable. Yet he won't allow me to take over the finances. He goes out and spend the money on himself and playing poker. He took a trip ti Atlantic City without me and spent all of our money. We aren't able to buy groceries even. He yells at me to get a job. But with my medical conditions I am not able to work plus with having three kids under 5 years old...I wouldn't even make enough to cover daycare. He constantly calls me names and criticizes me, underminds my parenting in front of the kids, gets in my face and acts like he is going to hit me just to make me flinch. He calls me fat and ugly and worthless and thats just the nicer words he uses. Why did he marry me if he thought those things about me? I can't live like this any more! I am severly depressed and I am gonna end up in the hospital soon if he doesn't start to help out more with the kids. Just recently he took my wedding ring and engagment ring and throw them out the car window and told me he wants a divorce. We've only been married for a month and a half! What do I do!?

Leave him and go on wellfare. Scince you have more kids they will give you more money. Take him to court and tell the judge that he is abusive. And want custody over your children with visitation. Most likely though they will give him custody because he has the job and give you visitation. But what ever you do i wish you big luck. I hope iv helped you a little if you have any more questions on what i wrote or need any more advice write back.
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Q: i constantly feel like im fat i weigh 108 im 5'4 and 13 i want to slim up my abs thighs and i think they call them love-handles i want those gone but i want them gone fast! can you help me please?

No noone can except for you dont try to get skinnier your already to skinny. If i was you i would be proud to be how you are

Q: i'm 15, and ever since 420 i started smoking weed. i want to stop but it seems like eveyrtime i try to more coms around and i'm like no i'l stop but i odnt. i do want to thouhg but idk what todo.. i really like it

Meaning your addicted just dont hang around people that smoke it and dont stay around when its being passed out. Dont be a weed smoker u could die.
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Q: Im 13 and im like 5'3 and i weigh 110.I dont know if thats normal are not but it makes me feel bad when im with guys and i sit down there is like a huge thing of fat om my stomach..and my thighs omg they are huge!!Does anyone know what i can do?

Oh my god 110 and 13 is perfectly normal once you reach 178 then start complaning. You dont need to loose weight please dont become anerexic by stop eating. That is a big sickness dont loose weight try to gain it.

Q: i need advice..i'm a guy..and i think girls are weird..what do i do?

Everyone is weird in there own way not just girls. But it all depends on how old you are and what your sexual preference is. Hope iv helped you in some way dont be afraid to write back if you need more help.
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Q: well i was in gym one time and i fell off of the rope i was climbing. i hurt my arm really bad and my gym teacher told me to stretch it out. he didnt let me go to a nurse. when i got home i went to the emergency room because it hurt really bad. they x rayed it and turns out i fractured it. what should i do about my teacher?

Show him the medical papers and tell him that you fractured it and you didnt even let you go to the nurse about it. He might not have herd you corectly or he did it on perpose. Stuff liek t hat you can sew a person for but i wouldnt go that far. Hey think of it this way you get to stay out of gym for a while lol. Hope iv helped at least a little dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: I have a friend and as a person she is great but our friendship isnt the best. I always feel like im the one screwing things up and sometimes i feel like she trys to make it so that im the bad person just so its not her fault like its her way of getting out whats inside of her but yet it makes me feel so horrible and im not the best person for taking things lightly. i dont really know what i should do so help me?

It maybe just parinoya but maybe it is your fault. But if your friend is trying to make it your fault and blaming you. Making sure you get in trouble then i wouldnt be friends with her. Because thats not a true friend in the first place. I hope iv helped ya a little dont be afraid to write back.

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Q: i just got a pet..its a goldfish..what should i name him?

I think you should name it Mr. Bubbles
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Q: One of my best guy friends, Rob, is being really stupid and immature for lame reasons. Every time I start liking another guy and think of maybe dating him, Rob starts getting really distant and annoyed even if I don't do anything or talk about the other guy. If I so much as have a conversation with a guy that doesn't really hang out with our group much, he starts avoiding me and giving me the silent treatment. I'm 15 and a really independent girl so I normally don't put up with this crap typically but apart from his jealousy, he's extrememly fun to hang out with. But this is getting really old. Can you give me some advice on what I can do……or if I should do anything?

Most likely chicky he likes you but to shy to tell you so or ask you out. And he doesnt want you to be around other guys because he thinks if you go with them he has no chance with you. And he gets mad because hes probably throwing hints out that he lieks you but uv never picked any of them up yet. Just give it some thinking and in the mean time i hope iv helped a little and dont be afraid to write back.
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Q: this is gonna sound really bad...please no body be offinded...but i fell in love w/ this black guy and we dated for 6 months then i moved in w/ my aunt and uncle and they wont let me date him.i think its the most stupid thing ive ever heard in my whole damn life. what should i do.

Do what i did keep it a secret. Tell your aunt and uncle you guys broke up but your just friends and nothing more. But really you guys can go hang out and still be together. Or be rebelious and tell them straight out that you love this guy. And that your not giving him up if they say anything about it tell them that they are racist. If you need any more help write back mean time i hope iv helped you a little.
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Q: What should I name my fish?

Mr . Bubbles
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Q: well i like this guy, we go to church together but that thing is that i told him that i liked him but he doesn't liked me, but even know i know he doesn't like me i can't get over him i have try so badly but i can't and we still friends, but i really love him and i need a advice of how can i get over him

OO my specialty i was in the same situation as you are. What i did was i just avoided him for a little bit and didnt talk to him for a while got rid of everything he gave me and put it in a box. And the love just kind of faided away and me him now are just good friends. But it doesnt mean that the feelings wont come back because they will from time to time. I hope iv helped a little.
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bio

Hey, my name is Kelley, a little bit about my life: Im 24 i have a 4 year old daughter, when i was younger i got into alot of trouble because i felt unwanted and picked on alot in school. As i grew up i got into several bad abusive relationships. Now that i have gotten out of my old life im crawling up from the ashes and making a new life. Im a great listener and i love giving advice, if youd like to give me a shot id try my hardest to give the best advice i can give. The reason some people dont like me is because i tell it how it is i dont sugar code anything and im very opinionated. Id love to listen to your problems and help out that best i can.