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hey can someone please explain this verse to me: Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Proverbs 31:30 i mean i dont get the last part why are we supposed to fear the Lord? thanks

I dont get why people dont fear the Boogieman, but fear "THE LORD" I mean come on neither of them have been proven to exist, just because an old story book tells you about this sadistic being called "THE LORD" it doesnt mean that you have to believe it

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Why does everyone hate emo so much? I'm not complaining, I'm just curious. I personally like emo bands, certain bands, not all. And if you are going to respond to this question, don't just say "Cuz its stupid" I want an honest response, and on honest opinion. Your response is greatly appreciated.

Cause its all the same whiny annoying shit about starving yourself because your girlfriend hasnt called you in 15 minutes.
And then all these retards dress up the same way to feel more "orginal"
Finally its a slaughter of good wholesome punk music.

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Why is sex such a big thing now? I mean young people are even doing this, I just don't get it. What happened to waiting until marriage?

No Sex til marriage is a religious ideal, most people today think that religion is a crock of shit. Also there are no priests telling scaring people into celebacy by telling people that you'll go to hell.

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I didn't know what catogory to put this in. What are some good truth or dares to use at a sleepover or something?

If you're gay, and theres a guy you like then "I dare you to let me suck your dick"

Or "I dare you to lick bird shit off a car"

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i love rock/punk...i'm always looking for new stuff to listen to. can anyone name a few bands for me?

So far I've seen like two rock bands and 3 punk.
Dead Kennedys, Sex Pistols, The Vandels, Black Sabbath.
There, you're set

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hey, guess who?

I'm glad it is all trendy 'n shit for everyone and their sister to ask for a screen name. But you konw what, if you can't think of one yourself, what the hell? And people asking for nicknames - most people I know get nicknames from their friends, not random strangers on an advice site...

But for the love of God, can we stop it with the "give me a screen name" requests? That's just kinda sad.

I mean, how many of the same exact "question" do we need?

So you need a screen name, name,
How about: "trendynshit" or "xxxicantdecidexxx"

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what to get my baby...for no reason at all...i just want to buy something for him just because i love him with all my heart...the thing is i dont know what to buy!?!?!!? i need some ideas...plz help

p.s. I RATE GOOD...n i give 5's :))))))

Cant go wrong with porn

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If you want 5 stars - how do you get it?

*****
enjoy

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I really want a boyfreind...I mean one that is dedicated to me..but I think im scared of commitment..any ideas?

First off, guys are more scared of commitment than girls, but you're saying is "I want to have a puppy who loves me, even though I strangle him everyday"

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How can I get real good revenge on my ex boyfriend? He dumped me b/c he got too horny and we started to do stuffthen "god" told him to break up with me... which is a load of shit... someone help plz.. thanx a lot.and nothing that will kill him or hurt him too too bad :D thanx

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
If you have access to his house take a dump in the water storage tank of the toilet.
If he askes tell him "god" made you do it.

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theres this guy who started talkin to me on AIM. He lives where I do and all that...definately not a stalker. I know his cousin lol.

Well anyway..hes 3 yrs older than me...hes never seen me but ive seen him..wasnt that attracted to him (not a good look tho..+ it was dark) .ive never been involved with anyone that old before...and i can tell all he wants is a fling. this is cool with me..cuz i want the same. Does anyone have any good ideas on where to meet , what to do when we meet, or should i not kiss him?

Generally Interelationships are a very bad idea, for all you know he can be the biggest dick in the world, also knowing how old you are would help.

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i've always wanted a nickname for my friends to call me but they can't ever think off one but can you think of one my name is riley

Shouldnt nicknames be given to you by your friends and not the other way around.

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i have a small question guys and gurls can answer tell me this is how it seems to me when a guys dick isnt big enough for da gurl its his fault BUT when the guys too big for the gurl is it her fault or his fault caus i want to understand if it works both ways P.S if i get a single its no 1s fault or no 1 is to blame i think i will xplode

Why the hell is it anybodies fault? If your shlong isnt that big and the girl complains, then dump her, unless you have two centimeters on you stimulation of the clitorus is possible with even the smallest of dongs. As for it being too big, most girls dont complain, and only do when they think it's gonna come out of their ear, the guy just has to be very gentle then, and maybe not stick it all the way in.

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ok i am 5'2 and i weigh 147..i was really pretty last year (and skinny) but this summer i gained alot of weight..imk still pretty i just wanted to know how to loose the weight..?(i rate good!)

Sorry to say, but 147 is rather much, I'm a guy and I dont weigh that much, and I'm 5'11.
Medically speaking your are overweight, I suggest you lose some before the strech marks and the heavy breathing sets in.

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hi. well im skinny and i have long blonde hair and everyone calls my paris hilton. i dont mind it but they say it like its a bad thing. Its constantly too. Everywhere i go "o paris hilton" its so annoying and the way they say it is like its a bad thing. help

Unless you're a whore like Ms. Hilton, you have nothing to worry about, just ignore it.
Also she's pretty hot.

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hey. im 5'5 n 1/2 or something like that and i weigh 104 pounds. i know that im skinny but i hate my thighs! i want to go on a diet but, i dont want to bcome anerexic or scare m fam n friends. what should i do?
thanx

Eat some food, twigy.

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hey this is gunna sound realli weird but im just going to ask...okay im from the middle east, and middle easterns are known for having alot of body hair..and i have that problem,i have really hairy arms and its sooo embaressing!! i have tried waxing and bleaching..it works, but its still noticeable!! my friends advice me that i should shave it but im too scared cause i know its just gunna grow back darker and even thicker...any advice?? srry its so gross and nasty i know but its worth a try...please dont say like ew thats gross or nething..i just need some help..thanks

Its quite simple, leave it alone, unless you want to pay tons of cash for lasor hair removal.

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grr.. its soo annoying. My dad always lets people we dont even know like stay in our house and in our room. I guess we get involved with that through our church and stuff.. but ne way my mom does bible study and of course all the lazy people have to make it at our house every week. And they come early too! It stresses my mom out but she insists it doesnt bother her... and now my dads lending my laptop out to somebody for a week... and my regular comp like died on me and doesnt work... i need my laptop and he wont even give up his and my moms... no b/c hes not suffering cause he doesnt even use the computer. He always says hes helping people but than he spares me.... and everytime I try to confront him he gaves me an attitude and says Im not loving or sharing or giving or something like that. And I am all these things.. but common! You can let someone borrow like a T-shirt, a fruit bowl, but you dont lend your LAPTOP.... and also its really annoying cause during finals month I had stupid people I didnt know staying in my house... 8 people... who at 10 o clock at night were screaming at their little kids... while i was trying to rest up. And also they had a 6 month old... and this hasnt been the 1st or last time... at least he hasnt done that recently.. but giving up my laptop. Put it this way nothings mine is this house... I own not one thing... my room... FORGET IT! I dont own it.. b/c I dont have the last say in what happens with it or who uses it. How the hell do i end the torture... I own nothing in my life.. the only thing I have control over is my actions. Im not a control freak but i would like a bit of control... help if you can.. but give it some thought b/c I really need some HONEST SERIOUS MAJOR HELP.

Seems like you found a computer you can use.
First off how old are you? If you're old enough to move out, get a job and do it. Religious freaks are all messed up, be glad your dad doesnt beat you. Also these people are probably a lot worse off then you so cut them some slack. Try talking to your dad, explain to him that you're tired of this bullshit, ask him to put at least half the effort that he puts into making these people feel better, into you.

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iight...i'm dateing this guy that i love more than anything...but now i feel like he doesn't want me! well i wanna break up...but then i don't bC i love him....and then i wanna get back w/ my ex but my mom told me that i couldn't..i'm jst stuck and confused and things are going right and i jst don't know wat to do!?

Ok first off, there must of been a reason why you dumped your ex, or why he dumped you. Never ever ever get back with your ex. I suggest you dump this guy and stay out of relationships for a month or two and straighten out or head, thenfind somebody new.

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whenever a guy and a girl makeout, why do the guys always asked if the girl liked it?

Because the guy usually has no idea what he's doing.

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