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15/f

my friend, ok yeah so she sent all these pictures of her body, like her boobs, and vagina, to all these guys. and yeah i know its slutty, but ive kinda always been the type, that i give my opionon, and say its wrong, but i believe everyone can do whatever they want, & if its what they choose, then fine. but anyways, her sister saw one picture, that a guy sent her. so they got in a fight, and her sister told her mom. well now her moms taking the phone to the store or whatever, and like going to see all of her txts and everything. soo, any advice for my friend on how to get herself out of this mess? (link)
If your slutty friend's phone is already in her mother's possession, then quite frankly, she's boned.

If she doesn't have it, just delete the messages.


This girl I'm friends with on Facebook, well her last name is Seiber, but on it she made it Seibs. Also, my other friend made it Fergie, from Ferguson.
Could I do anything like that with Lopez? (link)
I would firstly re-type this question out. I don't understand what the hell you just asked.


I just got what's called the "smiley" piercing.

Here's a link below to show you what it looks like, it's very unusual. (It's the upper piercing, if you didn't know.)

http://tattoo.about.com/library/graphics/lindasmiley2.jpg

It's my ONLY piercing and my teeth are perfectly, movie-star white and straight. I have a bar in it instead of a ring right now so you can't see it.

What does everyone think, is it tacky or just strange?
Would I look trashy even though it's my only piercing?

I don't dress trashy at all, I have a sort of "preppy/classy" look- I keep myself looking sharp and clean.


So.. Opinions? (link)
It's strange. I don't like it much, tongue piercing would have looked better.


Well i was having sex [with a condom]
and he tookit off a few times and then put it back on,but it wasnt broken
finally ,i heard it snap and the second i heard that he took it out
he didnt cum,im 100% positive
and then i gave him head and he came in my mouth
Are the chances of me being pregnant low? (link)
The hell did he take it off for? Once you take it off, don't put it back on, it isn't new anymore. Always use a new one.

Chances are probably low, but I'm sure soon enough you'll find out.


It's an expansion pack. If I download it to my computer, it will be just as if I bought it, right? And then I dont need the CD every time i play the game, right? Just the actual disc for Sims 2. Also, can you make your sim a young adult when your making them? Once you have the university thing. (link)
Yes, you can. The expansion will work alongside the original Sim's 2 as if it were part of the original game. If it says you HAVE to use the expansion's disc, there are sites -which I can't link to here- where you can get something called a 'No CD Crack' which will tell your computer the disc is actually in the drive, though you don't have anything in there.

People who pirate software via torrents generally always use this tactic because you have to tell the computer there is a CD in the drive so the game will install and play correctly.

Do some searching on some more "shady" sites and go to their forums and ask the question.


What does Bite Me mean? (link)
It's generally a hostile phrase meaning "shut up" or "F off"


how much money do you give for a sweet 16 ? (link)
25 bucks.


im 17 and i am very close with my 19 year old cousin. i hang out with her and her friends close to every weekend.we do drink and party etc..when she was a sr in high school i was a freshman, so i met her friend mike. a few months ago we were all at a party and mike tends to show interest in me. but he always felt bad because hes 20. i started to have feelings for mike so one day i IMed him online. he actually wanted to talk, and that made me feel good like he didnt push me away, he actually wanted to ) we talked alot every few days because hes usually busy at school. i saw him a few weeks ago and it was weird, he was acting pretty shy.so this weekend when my cousin had a party, he was all over me and we ended up making out and then we dropped him off and we kissed, he called me late night and wanted to pick me up but i said it was a bad idea because he was too drunk to drive, and he aggreed. the next day he IMed me right when he came on and wanted to hangout so i went to this other kid, tom. my cousin and her friends went to a college so i was the only girl besides two other girls and like 6 boys. he was very shy at first and it was a little awkward but then we grew to be more touchy, snuggled on the couch, madeout and he was tellin me we should go out to eat sometime. him and his friend dropped me off late night and i texted him thinking hed text back but he called to make sure i was okay and i told him id talk to him monday since he was going to the patriots football game all day/ all night and he said hed call me. like i dont want to get my hopes up but i think he might like me, even tom said he thinks he does. so what do you think? thanks and also what should i do so it doesnt seem like im like obsessed or like him this early (link)
Yeah, he does like you. Don't worry about looking 'obsessed' over him, from the signs he's already given you he seems to be having that problem right now anyway.


I am a sophomore girl in highschool and i have had a major crush on this boy (who is a senior now) since last year. We have both ran on the same team for two years (but the season is over now). And i thought that there was absolutely no chance of "us" ever being together. But at our homecoming game (like october 3) i was sitting beside him and teasing him because a lot of freshmen girls always crowd around him. and he told me "its ok, because the girl sitting beside me (that would be me )is pretty cute. Then the next day he asked me to do something with him and we had an awesome time. But after that we didnt talk very much because i dont see him that much.

Then, about two weeks later, he called me and we talked on the phone for over an hour. He called me about 4 times within 2 weeks. He would skip class to eat lunch with me and it was great.

but i just found out that my friend has been telling him to call me and really pressuring him to be around me and ask me out and stuff. And now me and him havent talked on the phone for about a week and i'm wondering if he ever liked me to begin with or if he was just doing it becuase she told him to. (she has a way of leading people on and making them do stuff). I'm really confused and i dont know if i should call him or if i would seem needy, please help (link)
Calling him to chill wouldnt' seem needy at all. Calling him 3 times in two days to chill would seem needy. There is a difference.

Maybe he hasn't called you because he feels the same way? He too does not want to seem needy? Possibly.

Anyway, if it doesn't seem like he is gunna call you then take matters into your own hands and give him a shout.


Well i am 17 and i like this boy chris as well who is seventeen. we are both juniors at the same school and were introduced this summer. my cousin who is 19, hangs out with his brother and i am usually with them weekends or close to every two weekends. so i know his brother very good. his brother matthew is really nice/goodlooking and always hits on me but chris is not very goodlooking or " cool" which i do not care about but i think he is very shy around me and i honestly do not know whether he likes me or not. one day i was waiting out side of school and he asked me if i needed a ride home, and i didnt. one day i called my friend brendon to see where the party was and he said he couldnt get me, so i called chris and he came right over to get me supirsingly. he never IMs me online, i always IM him and i dont know if i should because what if he doesnt want to talk to me? i always ask why we dont hangout and he just says lol or "i love you laurrryn" what can i do because maybe he just doesnt know if im serious or just playing around. what can i say thats not telling him i like him? thanksss
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Be closer to him. A more touchy feely attitude should convey the message perfectly.


I've had dry sex many tiems and I've never thought about it but if a guy only has his boxers on and a girl on has her underwear on could the sperm seep through a girl's underwear?
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In short, yes, it can.


what do i do if my best friend is going out with my exboyfriend? (link)
It's okay for people to like the same person. However, it isn't her problem you dumped the guy. That's your fault.

She'd be backstabbing you if you two were dating and he was secretly with her.

What you have to do is just cope with it. Everything now is out of your control. I suggest having a talk with this person, if anything.


ok so im 13/f and my friend (13/f) goes out with like every boy in the school and i know you like cant go out with your best friends ex but shes like getting them and dumping them. what can i do? (link)
Let her be her and you be you. If you like the guy, then do as you wish.


I've decided to get a PS3 on launch day and I have the money but I was wondering, does anyone know of a place that still takes reservations? If not does anyone have any tips on how to get one the day it comes out without a reservation? (link)
If you haven't already gotten around to nabbing a pre-ordered copy, your chances are very slim.

Gamestop and other specialty stores will only be getting on average 7-10 consoles release day. The launch will supposedly be worse than the 360 launch.

It's looking like you might have to wait.

If anything, keep your eye on Amazon.com. They usually have some pre-order deals going on with consoles.


I'm a teenage g i r l who has been suicidal for 4 years.

I don't know what to do. I h a t e life so much because I have no reason to live. All I ever do is schoolwork and running around to different things. And I get yelled at. NO ONE loves me or cares if I draw another breath. No one.

If I had a significant other who was actually NOT an I wouldn't be suicidal.

I'm considered "obese" (5'3" and 169 lbs) and I'm SICK of going on diets, losing weight, and gaining it all back because of stress. So DON'T reccomend that I *try* to lose weight, because I'm sick of that. So don't even mention anything about losing weight.

I'm not fat because I'm a couch potato. I'm fat because I was born that way. I've never been thin. And I'll die a fatass. Just like I am now.

The things people say and the looks I get are just too much. "OH MY GOD SHE'S SO FAT" and other like that. I'm so pretty that I could get a boyfriend if I were thin.

How would you reccomend that I ? I need to do it really soon because I don't have a chance at getting a boyfriend. And I want to die because of it.

If you don't have L O V E in your life, you should die. Like me. NO one loves me so I'm going to next sunday at 12:00 pm if SOMEONE doesn't call me to ask me out. I'm sick of living and there's no reason to go on like this.

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"If you don't have L O V E in your life, you should die. Like me. NO one loves me so I'm going to next sunday at 12:00 pm if SOMEONE doesn't call me to ask me out. I'm sick of living and there's no reason to go on like this."

Do you ever look back at what you read and go 'Wow! I'm ignorant?"

That's all I gathered when reading this post.

Fistly, let me get this straight. You WANT -actually, you NEED- a boyfriend, yet you don't WANT to lose weight, which even you yourself has stated would work out for you.

You're pretty when you aren't packing a couple extra pounds, you're obviously very aware of this. Though, out of your desperation to lose this weight you gain it back and are now saying it's hopeless?

How can we help you if by reading this you stated the only obvious way of getting a guy is by losing weight?

You would kill yourself because you're lazy? Come on...

You also seem to be stuck on the fact that you NEED a best mate to go on in life, this isn't true.

You need to find a hobby and some help.
I know someone that was in your situation. They read the book 'Fight Club' by Chuck Palahniuk and they seemed to have some sort of 'reawekening' and were all cool again.

Try that.


I think I have ADHD but im not sure. I'm seeing my doctor on Monday about it. How can I "diagnose" myself until then?

P.s. If you have a long answer please divide it into paragraphs...I cant seemto read giant bolcks of text (link)
".I cant seemto read giant bolcks of text "

That's one indicator.

Anyway, you really can't. If you catch yourself not paying attention in class and just thinking about every other thing possible while someone is speaking, you probably have it.


16/f
so my friend asked this kid if he liked me and he said why do you care? and then she was like i just wanna know. and then he didnt say anything. and then she asked him again and he said SERIOUSLY why do you care? and she was like i just wanna know. and then she said im not gunna stop bothering you until you answer me so do you? and he said maybe maybe not.

do you think that means he does or he doesnt? even if he didnt say it but most likely.
thanks in advance =) (link)
Judging by the answer, he does.


can someone give me some good punk, techno, and hip hop songs? haha i know, really random, but i need some good new songs.
thanks! (link)
Techno-
Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy
Don't Forget Your Teeth - Fatboy Slim
Name of the Game - The Crystal Method
Right Here, Right Now - Fatboy Slim
Rockefellar Skank - Fatboy Slim
Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
Where's Your Head At - Basement Jaxx
Block Rockin' Beats - The Chemical Brothers
Born Too Slow - The Crystal Method
Busy Child - The Crystal Method
Banlieu 13 - Da Octopuss
Hayling - FC Kahuna
Machine Says Yes - FC Kahuna
Leave You Far Behind - Lunatic Calm
Prime Audio Soup - Meat Beat Manifesto
Bodyrock - Moby
Supermoves - Overseer
Stomp Box - Overseer
Horn Dog - Overseer
Anything made by Overseer is actually pretty good.
Mind Fields - Prodigy
Wake Up Call - Prodigy
Clubbed to Death - Rob D


If you can find this song " I know you got soul (Acen Remix)" you'll dig it.
I dont' know the name of the artist, so you'll have to locate it by song name, but it's pretty tight.



Isn't annoying when people type in run-on sentences and don't punctuate? It makes the question/statement difficult to understand and read. I can understand when people sometimes misspell words; but I hate when people don't even attempt at making themselves seem somewhat intelligent. It is bothersome when people type a response or question like its a text message. No, I'm not an English teacher if you're wondering. I am a sixteen year old female that is in high school. (link)
Isn't it annoying when haugty teenagers get all gung-ho about grammar? I also happen to be your age, and I also realized this problem you have stated above. How did I resolve it?

I took a moment to understand that most the people on this site are under fourteen years old. Do fourteen year olds, or even kids our age, have good grammar? It most certainly isn't spectacular in most cases.

Run-on sentences aren't hard to read, nor is improper punctuation. What is hard to read is internet chat. I am slightly annoyed when people expect a serious answer yet they type like this " i kno u guys can help me out her because ur really good at doing that"

No one is writing a term paper here, so don't act like they are. It's a fact we must deal with. If you really have a problem with it, don't answer the question, just move on.


i pretty much already know the answer to my question, but i wanted to see other people`s perspectives...

so i have a boyfriend & i have known him since february, 2006, and we actually saw each other again in june. then in august, he got the balls to ask me to be his girlfriend. over the few months that i got to know him, i saw that..."it" factor i`ve always been looking for. He seemed perfect for me. The bad thing...we`re both major druggies but he`s a lot worse than me. He thinks he`s invinceable and that he knows what he`s doing (which he pretty much does) but i still get worried. Sometimes i think that he`d rather party and be with his friends than be with me. Since my mom found out about us, i haven`t been allowed at his home. he`s always welcome at my place, but he thinks the only reason my mom wants him over is so she can bitch him out. that`s not the case, and i feel like we`re drifting apart. and then when i actually do talk to him (maybe once or twice a month) i feel the way i did when i first met him. he makes me fall even more in love for the time i don`t talk to him. i saw him about 2 weeks ago...but before that, i didn`t see him for 2.5 months. then his phone got disconnected, so i can only talk to him when he`s with a friend, and even then we only talk for a few minutes. To top that off, he gets high && drunk EVERY FREAKING WEEKEND...and almost every day. I say to him, "That`s not cool, or healthy." and he`ll say, "But it`s all good because i`m an alcoholic and i know what i`m doing. Plus, you`re a girl, and it`s easier for you to get sick." and then i`ll make a smart remark and we`ll both laugh. He sounds like an ass, but it`s the way he says it. He says it kinda cocky...but in a cute way. Which is why it`s so hard to tell him things...and to bitch at him. I don`t like being angry with him, and i don`t like not trusting him. He`s probably the best thing that`s happened to me since my parents` divorce...but yet again he`s the reason for a lot of my troubles. he`s helped me quit a lot of stupid things, and i just love him more than anything. right now, we`re "taking a break" until my bc pills kick in, and until things settle down, but i don`t wanna wait, or put up with not seeing him. Should i just get sh** over with and break up with him? or give this a chance?
i know that if i break up with him i`ll be heartbroken...but i don`t think he really cares. that could just be random drugs in my system...or the truth. all my friends say they truly thinks he LOVES me...but he only shows it when i`m with him. (sometimes he`ll say I LOVE YOU on the phone...but most the time he`s too drunk to realize anything.) so your opinion would be very helpful...not like it will change things drastically or immediately...but this way i`ll know i don`t have crazy thoughts...(or do i? 0:) (link)
From the sounds of it you already have broken up, you just don't want to admit it yet.




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