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Q: i saw the question on crabs....what is it exactly??
A bottom dwelling sea creature.

Q: this may sound so stupid . but in sex terms whats a cookie? i dont get it
Usually a cookie is what the outer part of a nipple is called.

Q: hey my mom said whenever i want to become sexually active she would give be birth control pills does that mean she cares or not?
That means she wants you to be safe no matter what decision you make.

Q: hey. what will happen if u jack off before your voice changes? is it ok? i really need to know!!
You will explode and die.

Q: Everyone at school thinks it is REALLY weird for poeple to wear pure black outfits and black make up. Black is the only color that really looks good on me, so I prefer to wear it.

is there any other color that has the same slimming effect as the color black? im not fat, but im not the skinniest. ive got big boobs and a kinda chubby lower stomach. i want to hide this, so i wear the black stuff.

i just need another color in clothing that looks good with almost anything and is slimming in those areas i mentioned.
Well the kids that wear solid black are what most call "gothic". If all you wear is black clothing than it shouldnt be a big deal. As for black makeup, i am sure it isnt sliming on your face so id drop it. Any dark colors have a sliming effect, also patterns can be good for looking slimmer. Vertical stripes or designs are good. Since you have big boobs and you are worried about your tummy just wear something low cut. I can assure you that the boys wont look past your chest.

Q: there is this girl whos is really really really nice but some of my friends make fun of her b/c she can't afford new clothes i want to make her have really cool clothes but the problem is i don't have any money to get her new clothes how can i make her look stylish w/ out usin alot of money??
If your friends are low enough to make fun of someone because of what they wear than who cares about them? That is totally immature. Its an age thing..they will get over it. As for you trying to help her look stylish, i suggest maybe takin a trip to a vintage store. Those are a mega trend right now and you can get a ton of great clothes for cheap. You can even help her spice up her old clothing.

Q: Please help me i have really curly hair and i want it staright and every prodic i try it doesnt work Is there anything i can use???
HELP ME
FLAT IRON.

Q: Are you damaging your eyelashes by using an eyelasher curler?? And what if you do it everyday?? Is this risky and damaging?? Thanks!
If your eyelashes start to fall out id stop, but otherwise its fine.

Q: I've always strived for straight hair.. but it never seems to stay straightened.. when ever i flat iron it.. it always goes back to its natural fall.. and when ever i blow dry it straight.. its all poofy.. and i can't get rid of it.. any suggestions on how to get my hair to stay straightened?
People always want what they dont have. I have naturally curly hair, and i just put a straigtening product in while its still wet, put it in a low ponytail, and let it air dry for awhile. After that just blowdry straight and use the flat iron. Once you have it the way you want put a straigtening product meant for dry hair on and it should stay pretty well. If that doesnt work id just shave your head.

Q: My toes are hairy.. what should i do about that? (im a chick)
Call yourself a hobbit.

Q: what r some good products to remove makeup? say how much urs cost n where u got it plz! ill rate u!! also, how do u use ur products to actually get the make up off?? i need help to get my eyeliner off (both top and BOTTOM LASHES!!) i dont want my mom to think i look slutty, cuz she says ppl do when they were eyeliner, and sumtimes when i try to get the eyeliner/mascara off, itll take out sum of my eyelashes! i hate it cuz theyre my best feature n i dont want that happenning!! so plz help!
Any kind works. Next time you go to the store just look for any kind of make up remover. All of them are pretty much made out of the same thing. Vasiline also works.

Q: This year my mom gave me a budget for school clothes, only 500 dollars. Last year I got twice as much and this money includes clothes, shoes, accesories, bras and panties! I'm spending my money wisely but what should I spend the most on and where should I go?
I spent 200 bucks today and didnt get hardly anything... I went to Buckle, Hollister, and Gadzooks! I need fashion HeLp please!!
Thrift stores.

Q: k my mom let me get my belly pierced in june and shes still hidin it frum my dad bc he sed no....i already hav 4 in each ear and i wanna get my tongue done s0o0 bad!! my mom already sed no more piercings...but i want it reallllll bad...im thinking of goin behind her back and doing it...but HOW SHOULD I HIDE IT?/ any ideas??? does it hurt?? how much does it cost?? does ne 1 no ne where they will pierce it with a parent there??? PLZ HELP!!!
If you do it your without permission your tounge will fall off. I can almost promise you that.

Q: kool aid as hair dye.. anyone ever try it? should i try doing it? i only want something temporary b/c schools all strict and stuff about hair color. i just wanna find out if its worth doing and what color would you think best on blonde hair?
Dont do that.

Q: hey i was wondering, does hem on pants look rele bad? i'll rate!
It depends. I personally dont ever hem my pants. I just let them drag on the ground till they rip. Trust me, if you do that people will think you are cool.

Q: Hey i have really really dark brown hair and i want to bleach it blonde but im scared it won't look good cuz of my hair color now i wanted to change it before high school any advice i rate super good!
Well if your hair is naturally that dark, i suggest highlighting it. If you use bleach your hair will turn more of an orangish color because of your natural color. If you get highlights it will give you a nice blonde accent to your hair, but it wont be a shocker.

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