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Q: I have recently started giving my bf hand jobs and our only problem is that he doesn't last long. so how do i help him last longer? and i want to do a blow job but i want it to last more than a few minutes...thanks

You should make the mood more sexual if you want it to be longer. Just, have him be in the mood. But make sure he's comfortable. Ask him if he likes it when you give him a hand/blow job. If he likes it, it should last long and confront him about making it longer if he wants. If he agrees then that's good. If it doesn't, then you guys should try something different :) if you want, you two could just do 69. You two could just both benefit from each other but it's best to ask him if it makes him feel good for you to do it longer :] Just talk to your boyfriend and ask. He'll understand and won't think you're weird. You just want him to feel good, right? Haha. Well, I hope my advice helps & if you need anymore help, feel free to message or ask again! :D Bye

Q: hi i was just talking to my friends on line and one of my friends is rachel and she said she dident like this gye named danny any more but she was just pretending not to because one of u people that are giveing advice told her to. so i asked her if it was because of this but she said why do u want to know and i told her that i saw her post at question on it and i read one of the ansers. and she said no offence but that is none of your bee's wax. i said ok then i was going to tell izzy that she still like danny but izzy lied and that i was talking bad about rachle when i was not and now they wont stop iming me bad stuff please help!!!!!!!!

You should let this go. If they were your true friends, they'd just back you up and tell you the truth. That's what friends do. Your friends should understand. Talk to your friends in a nice manner. Not a bad cursing type. Just ... listen to their story and they should listen to yours and I'm sure things will clear up once you guys understand each other. Tell the truth and be straight forward with what you say. :] Don't be scared and be strong! Never lose faith in yourself and actually, just be yourself. Talk to your friends! :) That's all I can say. I hope this advice helps and if it doesn't, I'm sorry but I tried :P Haha. Have a good summer & take care

Q: can only C cups get cleavage?

No. Some girls wear short shirts that show their cleavage. I have this friend who wears tiny tank tops and she has small breasts but she still shows cleavage. :P Haha. Hope my advice helps.

Q: Theres this guy Luke. And this other guy, Marcus.
Now, i liked Marcus and about a week ago i told Luke this. He seemed pretty erm.. upset, dissapointed, i'm not sure what other way to describe it. Although, he has been okay with me. It was only about 3 days ago that this 'thing' with Marcus was just a phase, and that i actually like Luke. Well, while he goes around thinking that i like some other guy, it's him who i in fact like. I have a very, very strong feeling that Luke likes me (he used to like me about a year ago and he asked me out, but because i didn't know him that well, i said no, which i now regret).

How do i go about this? How can i tell him that i don't like Marcus without it being too awkward?
I don't want to tell him that i like him just yet, i want to just leave it for a while.

Any ideas??

If you're too scared to confront Luke, just write him a nice love letter saying your true feelings and mention "Hey.. about Marcus, it was something I got over. I don't know what I was thinking or anything but I realized who I truly liked most and who meant most to me (Luke)." Haha. Or you can tell him that straight out. It won't be awkward. In fact, Luke might think it's sweet. You should tell Luke your true feelings because if you don't, you might miss out. You know? So try your best!! And just follow your heart. Be sure the friendship won't be awkward after confessing your feelings but I'm pretty sure it'll all work out! :D I hope this advice helps. Have a good summer

Q: SO AS a mentioned before.....

my parents are divorcing. my mom took all ehr anger out on me and YELLED at me. told me things i shouldn't nor want to know. and made it as if it was my foult. then i cried. she apoligized i did nto frogive. called me next day apoligiing... i didnt forgive. now i feel really bad i know it wasnt technicoly her foult shes under a lot of stress i know she loves me but i cant forgive her, i jus cant i dont no why! like my body wont let me. how do i forgive her? what to i say without soundign to cheesy/corney. im not like htat.

Make her understand your feelings. Tell her, you're human too and that sometimes, people make mistakes. She made a mistake and so did you. If that's what you feel. Tell her what your heart says. Mothers will understand and if you tell her your true feelings, she'll definitely understand! Just confront her and talk to her nicely. Talk to her like an adult and say how much you love her because you do, even if the fight did occur. Your mother will always be your mother :) Cause she created you. :P And, just tell her that, make her mean something to you! :] I hope my advice helps!!

Q: my friends are great and all but there always sad. they always ask me for advice but i cant do it anymore! it makes me sad when im always with sad people. i dont know what to do because i want to help everyone but it has been getting old and annoying!!=[

Confront your friends and tell them how you feel. If they're your true friends, they'd support you and understand your feelings. :] Just make them understand how you feel because if you're always being the "Mom" with your friends, it really does get weird so just tell them that you love them and just say how you feel. If they're your true friends, they'd reallllly understand :) They just will because friends are like that! :D

Q: im dating this kid and we've been together for a few months.. but ive been hanging out with this other kid for awhile now and my boyfriend & me have been fighting and we broke up but were kinda still together and the new kid wants to be with me and i dont know who to pick.. i like them both so much and i dont wanna hurt either of them and ive tried so hard to make this easy but theres no way to. im so stuck and cant do this =(

You have to pick the one you "love". It's pretty hard but if you wait too long, you'll lose both of them (no offense). It's hard to choose between two people that you like a lot but you have to choose one. Choose the one that you love and trust the most. Don't choose the one that you think is cute and super horny because those are the ones that actually end up breaking the relationship, you know? Choose the guy who will be there for you through thick and thin. The guy you KNOW the most and the guy you TRUST the most :) Follow your heart is all I can say. I hope my advice helps you, and I wish you good luck in the future :] You take care

Q: everybody says the first time you ahve sex it is painful..do you get any plesure out of it or is it all pain?

It does hurt, when the guy sticks his penis into the girl, but it actually does feel very good. It feels good once it's in and he continually does it. If you do it more than once, like say, three times, I think you'd probably get used to it and actually like it. It does really feel good and you'll feel definite pleasure from it :) I hope my advice helps! Take care!!

Q: So, I like this guy. And I've liked him for a while, but he isnt interested in a relationship right now. He's looking for hook-ups. But, he did tell me that he would be interested in a short, free, relationship. So, I asked him if he wanted to have one of those relationships. This turned into him wanting to be friends with benefits. I stupidly agreed, and now we've been going on dates. He really wants to make out with me. Here's the problem, folks- I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE. I've never done it before. I've had boyfriends, but they havent pressured me to do that. Now, dont get me wrong, I like the guy, and I want to make out with him. Can someone just tell me how? PS: i'm 15/f

To make out, you two have to be relaxed and comfortable with each other. When you two are ready, tilt your head to either side, left or right so your noses don't get in the way. Open your mouth slightly as it touches his and stick your tongue in his mouth as he sticks his tongue in yours. Massage his tongue gently with your tongue and try to close your eyes when you make out. It makes it more romantic. Friends with benefits in my opinion is kind of weird. But the making out part is easy, I assure you. Just know when to do it, and it'll come NATURALLY =) It will. And just go for it. There's no such thing as a bad kisser ... who has never kissed before, who knows, you might be a really good kisser :] I hope my advice helps you!! Take care!

Q: I'am a 30 yr old male and she is 27 yrs old. I have been dating a girl who is bipolar and everything seems to be going great. I'am nervious about her condition. But I really want to know if this relationship will work and how I should handle the relationship. Thanks.

Being with the person you love means to tolerate anything that goes in the way. Show your girlfriend your love and support. Be with her and be the guide, a boyfriend has to be. It's great that you two have been going so well but if you two stumble upon troubles about her disorder, you should lead her into a conversation where you show your love and commitment to her. (Girls like men who are faithful and loving and act all cute-sy) There's nothing more like a boyfriend caring for his girlfriend. Talk to her and care for her no matter what and assure her that your love for her is TRUE & not fake :] be sure for that, also. Her disorder might occur but just be sure to let her know that someone in this world, cares and loves her truly. :) There's no medicine for love.

Q: what are the lyrics to some good summer songs? thanks lots!

"Summer Sunshine" - The Corrs
"Soak Up the Sun" -Sheryl Crow
and if you want some more summer music, just go to your TV and watch MTV, VH1, and all sorts of shows that show tons of music videos that'll interest you! :) Or you can google it, maybe, that'll work. Well, I hope I helped & if I didn't, I'm sorry, I tried. Haha. Uhhm, have a FUN summer :) and you take care

Q: okay...im datin this guy named michael lee....i like him ..but im havin second thoughts cause its like everytime were on the phone..we hardly talk...then on 6/13/07 i met this guy named Kaleb..he is sweet..we have alot in common and when i say a lot i mean alot....we could hardly stop talking the nite he called me...we can talk about ANYTHING....unfortunately he lives in Hawaii..but if i say with lee im gonna be moving to MD so it still wont work...i jus dont kno wwat to do...

HELP!!!

HELP!!!

HELP!!

If it's awkward between you and Michael Lee... then I think you should move on because an awkward relationship is uncomfortable. You do not want to get in a position where you get hurt by a guy because it didn't work out. Do not go all out for a guy if the guy doesn't even put effort in the relationship, you know? The guy and the girl has to make things work for a relationship to seriously work out. As for Kaleb, he seems really cool from how you described him. Since you and Kaleb talk a lot, do you really like him more than a friend? Would he accept you as a girlfriend and does he have feelings for you aside being just friends? Think about it because if you break up with Michael Lee too soon, you might regret it but then again, like you said, it wouldn't work out anyway. But I think you should confront Michael Lee about this awkwardness and why it's so hard to talk to him & as for Kaleb, make sure, you want to be with him. It's ok if he lives in Hawaii. If you truly feel some connection, vibe, etc. with him... go for it! Chase after your dream, you know? :] My advice to you... as a girl: follow your heart! :) Never give up & just, do what your heart tells you to do! Good luck & have an awesome summer!!

Q: ive liked this guy on and off for a while now. like umm 5 months? and he never liked me in all this time. hes my best friend so i just got over the fact that we cant be more. everyone thinks we are together though because we like hold hands and not to mention we're always together. even my english teacher asked him if we are dating! haha. the problem is that sometimes i feel like he wants to avoid me. maybe he just hates all the drama and is trying to aviod ppl annoying him about it. today he was just acting weird to me and then he was back to normal and then weird again. i dont understand it.
and worst of all he told our friends [that are guys] that hes a heartbreaker. then they asked if he was talking about breaking jennys heart and he said no. he said he broke my heart. and i was right there when he said it. and they laughed at me. then they asked if im jealous that he made out with his ex. wtf?!? i hate it. its hard enough trying to see him as just a friend but why is he doing this to me now? hes been such a good friend to me up until this. i dont know whats happened. then i was walking with him and one of the guys until he started saying that he sends girls "mixed messages". he didnt say my name but he was talking about me again right in front of me. the guy asked what he meant. then he put his arm around me and said "like this". in my head i said hell no! and i just said bye walked away without looking back. hes so stupid that he didnt even know what he had just done. and we talked online and he asked why i walked away. then i said "when i liked you you hurt me and you make it into a big joke. its like you dont even care" and he logged off a minute later and never responded. i know he doesnt mean to be cruel because he probably thinks that its not a big deal, but it is. what should i do about this because at this point i have no idea anymore.thank you.

It seems like he's leading you on and leaving you hanging, you know? It hurts to be felt that way, especially when you're sooo interested and he just leaves you there all alone the next day. And it's a sucky feeling :( If he were your TRUE friend, he's support you 100% and wouldn't act like that. If continues acting like that... I really don't think he's much of a friend. I think you could do SOOO MUCH BETTER! This guy obviously likes to brag, and hurts you right in front of his buddies and that isn't cool. So, you should REALLY try to talk to him and if that isn't getting through him ... you might as well just totally move on. Focus on other things, get new friends, a new crush maybe, and forget about this boy because he does, REALLY seem like a heart breaking. You don't want to get hurt. Find the right person! "You can never find the right person, unless you let go of the wrong person." :) That's a quote for you that I got off of a friend. So, I think you should confront him and if it doesn't work and continues to act this way, you should really just forget about him. I hope my advice helps!! You take care & have a fun summer! :) If you need any help with anything else, feel free to ask meeee.

Q: 13|f
My sister and my mom are always whining. A couple of mintues ago my mom was saying, Guys you have to throw paper plates in the burn bag not the garbage!
My sister was saying, Sissy, come play with me again! Im bored! get off the computer!
WHY?!?!?!? They never stop whining! I never whine that much. Its just so annoying. somebody give me advice to stop their whining!!!!!

Confront your mom and your sister in the same room. Tell both of them to cool down and quit their whining and act like adults if they continually whine about everything. Try to speak to them and reach out by saying why they're so annoying and how gets really rude. Don't be afraid to speak your mind :) Just go up to them both in a firm voice and just tell them what their problem is and if your mom and sister have a problem with each other, they should solve it and quit their whining. They should act more mature about situations and such. Just say that :) I'm sure it'll work. If the confrontation doesn't work, try reasoning with them in a way both your sister and your mom would shut their mouths on whining all the time! :) I hope my advice helps. If you need anymore help, feel free to ask me. If I didn't help, I'm sorry but I tried my best :) Have a fun summer and I hope that your issue with your sister and mom clears up!!

Q: ok so on xanga i want to actually put pictures on my weblog entry

on myspace i use the code < img src=" URL" >
but it doesnt work on xanga...so whas the code or how do i do it

Here's the low down on Xanga. Xanga has recently updated the whooole site! Like everything is brand new with all these big features and such. Here's how I post my pictures through weblog.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w218/Modern___Art/xangaaaaaa.jpg
(COPY AND PASTE THE URL ABOVE to view the photo)
This is a link to a PHOTO. It will show you the steps into putting a picture through a weblog entry without the hastle of the new xanga features and stuff. This is completely safe and very good to use :) Enjoy! Have a good summer & I hope I helped!! Take care!

Q: How do I get over my ex boyfriend?

Did your ex boyfriend do anything wrong? If he screwed up but you two were seriously emotionally attached, then it will be pretty hard to stop thinking about him. You should try to focus on other things. Go have a crush. Go on casual dates. Go out with your girl friends. :) Enjoy the life you have! And if you regret breaking up with him, you should talk to him about the relationship if you do regret what you did and the break up but if you just want to completely erase him from your memories... just chill and be cool with yourself, and live life! :D Haha. I hope my advice helps, and you take care. Remember! Try to focus on other things, you know? :] Okayy, have a really good summer, take care

Q: Ok so i really like this guy and me and him would talk sometimes at school but now it's summer so i added him on myspace and i want to message him but i dont know what to say to him i mena i dont want to tell him i like him i want to become friends with him so what do i say????

You should introduce yourself, and tell him that he seems like a pretty cool guy. You don't have to mention about adding him as a friend. If he likes your message, he'll add you on his own but you should try to work a conversation with him if you're really into him. But most importantly, be nice and just act cool about it. :] Like "Hey.. I've seen your MySpace and you go to my school. You seem pretty cool! We should talk sometime, k?"
Or if he's all ready your MySpace friend, comment him! What better way to talk is by comment, and if you both have AIM, ask for his screen name :) Haha. I hope my advice helps :] Have a fun summer! And you take care

Q: Okay, I dumped my boyfriend a week ago and now Im going out with a new guy.But every day I think about my ex boyfriend..How do I stop thinking about him?Or do you think I still have feelings for him?

Breaking up with a boyfriend that you've had and you were emotionally attached to, is quite hard to forget but it's a known fact that through time, things will simmer down. Just give it time. You may think of him a lot, but maybe it's just a thing you can't help but think about. If you question yourself... ask yourself these:
1. Do I regret breaking up with him?
2. Has he done anything special to capture my attention?

Maybe you just miss him being around you and talking to you. If he continues to talk to you, check on your current boyfriend and wonder if he's the one you want to be with :) Just, follow your heart. That's all I can say! :D

I hope this advice helps. I'm sorry if it doesn't but I tried :] Enjoy, and have a good summer! :) Take care.

Q: ok 15/f...if that helps. Ok so one of my best guy friends is like in love with me. I know it, he knows it, the world knows it. I don't like him back. And the world knows that too (including him). I hear everyone saying that he is such a sweet guy and he would do anything for me but I just don't like him. I don't know what to do. He's liked me forever and he can't seem to get over me (sorry if that sounds cocky). I'm not leading him on or playing with his emotions b/c I'm just trying to be his friend. And he complains to everyone about how much he likes me and how I don't like him back and I feel like I'm doing something wrong. I've even tried taking a break from him for a while but he's said that he would rather get over me on his own than have us take a break from our friendship. Help?

Thanks.

Talk to him. If he IS YOUR FRIEND, he's be supportive on your decision and of your feelings :) Since he's well aware of your feelings towards him, you should confront him yourself and just straight out tell him what you feel, what you want for both of you to be cool with each other, and just be really good friends if that's all you want. Just, confide in him knowing that he will be a good sport about this whole situation and accept the fact that you two will only be friends. Just be ... precise on what you should say to make it clear for him. :)

I hope my advice helps, and if you have anymore problems... feel free to ask me :D And if my advice doesn't help at all, I am truuuuly sorry :) I tried. You take care!!

Q: does anybody know when the fourth season of greys anatomy is premiering????? hhahaha premiering..not sure if thats a word

i needa specific date!

Just for you, I googled for a date to your question but it just gave me Season 3's finale dates. I'm really sorry. I believe that the Season 4 premiere hasn't come out yet. Or the date hasn't been posted yet. Yes.. premiering is a word. Haha, and uhm, if you want to keep in touch of the latest Grey's Anatomy episodes, news, etc. visit: http://www.greysanatomyinsider.com/

I'm sure it'll inform you of the Season 4 premiere, for sure! :)
I hope I helped in ONE way or another, haha. Take care!!