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ok this is embarassing to ask.i have really bad pigmentation on my under arms.i think its because i use to shave.iv actually tried everythign to get rid of it but i cant!iv changed to waxing and that helped abit,iv tried herbal creams etc but i was wondering if anyone know anyother tips on getting rid of this pigmentation.please answer if youv tried soemthing thats worked for you!:)\
thank youuu

Have you tried Bio Oil? It helps with evening skin tones, and it works very well. Its really cheap too. I'm not sure where you'll be able to find it, but look in dollar stores or health stores or online! :] Also, try cocoa butter. This will take longer to get results, but it should work! You can find this in pretty much any store. Some Natural Remedies to use are:

Vinegar ((water diluted, but not too much))

Onion Juice- Mix with apple cider vinegar ((found in any stores that sell food))

Lemon Juice

Hope I helped you!

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16/f

i know sometimes people get tiring of asking these types of questions.. but i have to know to relieve my mind. no, at the moment i don't have enough money to buy a pregnancy test. but my period is supposed to come between december 29 - janurary 5 because my period is pretty irregular and whenever my period last started and ended is where it's supposed to be between ever time i start. yes, me and my boyfriend did have sex, safe sex. we checked the condom during the sex, and after the sex, we also change it if it feels weird. i asked him a whole bunch of times if i was pregnant and if he was sure, he said he was 100% positive, and the stuff on him was from me.. but it's bothering me that my period still hasn't came yet. i may have gotten him scared too, but he still said he's 100% sure i'm not. is it probably my diet change would that still skip a month or something?

this is totally normal, and the way that you explained it you made sure you were completely safe :] Good Job! Ha ha. Okay, but anyway, periods don't always come when they are "supposed to". Your period actually starts when the blood lining starts to break down after it gets to the point where its supposed to stop collecting. Wait a few days, you might get it. A lot of times, what happens with me is is that sometimes my period actually won't come for two months. You should only be worried if it doesn't come for about 3 months. If your period is irregular, the patterns could've changed even more, so your period my be delayed. Hope I helped?

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what are some ways to turn a guy on with out taking either of our clothes off? haha.

thanks for any advice. (:

I hate people like that "Jack" guy that gave you advice that always say "I don't know why you're trying to do this or that". That annoys me, so I'm going to give you some REAL advice! Just kind of rub up against him or touch his leg. And guys are REALLY sensitive on the back of their necks, so touch or kind of subtly stroke the back of his neck. DO a lot of subtle flirting like putting a little "Oomph" in the way you stand and try to look cutesy :] Suck in your lips a bit and then poke them out a lot, hug the guy a lot, but not like "AHH! I MUNNA EACHOO!!" hug, more like a partial hug with your hand on his shoulder :] If you have close guy friends like mine, they won't mid at all :] But then again, my guy friends are man-whores lol. Hope I helped!

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on myspace, how do you get a picture as your caption ?

Well, are you trying to get your picture as a caption? Well, upload your picture to photobucket or something, and then copy and paste the URL to your photo into the caption line thing lol. If this doesn't work, you can go to a place like Myhotcomments.com and copy and paste graphic locations into the caption line. This will definitely work, whereas trying to get your own picture there might be harder. Hope I helped :]

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i go to a small high school and i pretty much know most of the people. me and my boyfriend of 2 years broke up about 3 months ago and i think its time for me to meet new people....but idk how to do this? like you don't just go out on the road and yell when you see a goodlooking guy and i don't wanna seem desperate...so how do i meet new people my age? and i dont know of any underage clubs or anything..

I know soo many people are tired of hearing this,- But be yourself. Try to make friends with a guy you like, or kind of start hanging out with some of your friends' friends. Befriend the guys, and start hanging out with them. ((Or him)) They'll start liking you, and then you start to do a little subtle flirting. ((you can start out that way too)) but make sure its SUBTLE. Don't completely come onto him because usually that does not work out and you don't want to be embarrassed lol. But slowly build up the relationship and maybe ask them ((him)) out somewhere, like the movies or the bowling alley. ((I say start out with the bowling alley)) Hope I helped :]

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so my friend asked me to ask...
like a week or 2 ago she had sex and she relized when she got horny her clit got bigger... and now it wont go back it normal size ! and sticks oout what can she do to make it small again ??

She could always be a horn dog and never get out of being horny :D lol just kidding. this is totally normal, and most likely it will not go back to a smaller size because she has already had sex. It will most likely stay that way. It might also be swollen, though. It depends on how much friction her clit came in contact with! Hope I helped :]

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16/female

Hey, I started using the Bio-Oil product at the beginning of December. Its a nicely scented scar and stretch mark remover and its also said to even out skin tone.

Anyways, I was just wondering how long it would take until I expect to see results? If anyone has used Bio-Oil before I'd really appreciate knowing! I'm using it twice a day just like the instructions call for. I put it on in the morning after I shower and at night before I got to bed.

One of my reasons for using this is because I am in a serious relationship that is physically escalating and I'm a bit self conscious about some mild scaring on my breasts. These were caused because I used to have a picking fetish, and I would squeeze and pop the little pores on the skin like a pimple so it would scab over. I just want the marks to go away now! I don't pick anymore.

bio oil works way faster for evening skin tones than it does for stretch marks. It'll take about a month and a half or so before the stretch marks start to disappear.

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I have this friend, she is kind of a bezzie but, she gets really annoying, she hears but doesnt listen and if you tell her something, she'll just be like 'yeah yeah, lets go shopping' and she gets dictracted 2 easily. when i ask her why she doesnt listen, she just says something like 'im dumb' or'argh, stop it i dont know ok' then goes off in a sulk-help...plz? BTW im fourteen, not four so plz be honest...

Okay, I'm SURE your friend doesn't have ADD or ADHD. She just doesn't want to listen to anyone and wants everyone to listen to her. She's an attention getter and she wants everyone to think her way instead of everyone else way. May sound a bit harsh, but I know so many people like that.

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I am going to be hanging out with a friend this weekend who I really like and who turns me on. We're both attracted to each other but I want to make a move on him. How do I cross the line without being cheesy and how do I deal with it if he turns me down?

Okay Okay! Something really good to get the hint to him is hug him and don't let go. Kind of like a side-ish hug, but enough to put your head on the inside of his shoulder! Keep saying "i'm not letting go! I'm not letting go!" And then after a little while of doing that, peck him on the cheek. The rest will fall into place :] This worked with my best friend (now my boyfriend) And it's a cute way to get that kiss :] Hope I helped!

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the story about how if there are only one set of footprints in the sand, its not that youre alone but its god carrying you is stuck in my heart, because ive been through a lot in life and i definitely was carried through some of it.

anyways, im an okay artist, so i wanna design it myself. i just need some help on figurin out how to draw what i want. i need to find a good way to make it look like my skin is the color of the sand, and the footprints in the sand arent just black but look like they are actually in the sand. plus, i dont want it an eagle eye view but kinda a view from up high but to the side.

plus, what kind of font would look go with this ?
i want to get the lyrics:

"She said, 'Help me, Lord, Help me' and she looked up to the sky, and she heard a voice reply, "When you cry, I cry. I cry along with you. When you smile, I smile. I smile along with you."

is that to many words you think?
also if anyone could find pictures that could help me draw this thatd be awesome.
THANKS !

I found some really good pictures for your inspiration :]

http://www.jonboatrentals.com/JohnBoatPages/Graphics/j0433086.jpg

http://pondri.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/footprints_in_the_sand_op_493x600.jpg

http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/40228/235300/f/1857172-Footprints-in-the-sand-0.jpg

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/0-999/730/800/Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_574329.jpg

Hope I helped :]

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I was just thinking about this the other day randomly..

If someone is a loser what makes them a loser? What is the difference between a nerd, loser and a loner? o.0 I am confused. Is a loner the same thing as a loser? Is a loser considered a nerd? Is geek and nerd even the same thing? Ugh..sheesh update me here I'm totally confused

In school people compare other people which I never really understood because in my mind people are always the same and equal.

Honestly, I don't think you should even worry about it. People call other people losers and loners and nerds and what not, just to mess with them. Like, for instance, if someone is really smart, someone may call them a "nerd". What's wrong with being smart? nothing :] But I guess to answer the questions, someone may be called a "loser" for no reason at all. There's a wide variation of why people are "losers" I already explained nerd, and a loner is just someone who likes to keep to themselves and be alone. Nothing wrong with that :] I guess you could say a geek and a nerd are the same thing. Honestly, I like looking "geeky/nerdy" but I do it in the cute way ha ha! Hope I helped :]

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Im 15f. ok there is this guy i have been texting. He likes me and told me he loved me, but i dont trust that easily. he is shy and barely ever talks to me in school, but he will txt me. everyone in school knows he likes me anyways but i think its becuase he is just shy. he told me he bought me a necklace for christmas. i dont know him real well so idk wat to get him. i dont think i want to get him candy so i jus have no idea. can someone please help me with ideas? please give as many as you can!

my grandma always said "when you don't know what to get a man....get him a kick ass t-shirt" ha ha :]

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Ok so my nipples are really sore and they're like hard all the time. I dont know if there are glans like under my labia but it like feels like i have swollen glans there. I also have this white discharge coming out of my vagina. This has been going on for a little over a week. I had a birth control shot at the beginning of september that lasts three months. The last time I had sex was since then.. i'm not exactly sure if it was mid-late september, or early october. I guess I can't know with 100% certainty but we've been together for over a year and he hasn't slept with anyone else in that time and he didnt have any stds or anything when we started dating so i'm pretty sure its nothing like that. I was also on antibiotics for about three weeks, but it doesnt itch so idk if it could be a yeast infection. I have bled since I had sex, more than once actually, it was on the lighter side though. The shot causes lighter bleeding though so i'm not completely sure if it was spotting or a period. Oh and this whole thing started following one of the times I was bleeding. I'm pretty stumped. Anyone have any ideas?

all the symptoms you named sound really normal. I have those things and pretty much every girl has those symptoms. Get a check up just to be safe though!

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I got my braces off about 4 months ago, I had to wear a permanent retainer on the bottom and and a take out retainer on the top. I was told to wear my retainer 24/7 besides eating and brushing my teeth for two months. When I went back my Orthadontist said everything was fine and told me that I had to only wear my retainer at night. I always wore it at night, never forgot, but then front teeth began to shift. After I noticed I went to the Orthadontist today, he fixed my retainer and said that I have to wear it full time for 2 weeks, but it hurt so much and it actually pushed my front teeth back behind the others. I dont know if I should take it out or leave it in...

you should sue the dentist :] they messed up your teeth!

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Sorry if I put it in the wrong category.:))


I'm turning 16 in January and I'm thinking if I should celebrate. Could you give me any ideas?:) A party would be one, but could you give me like any themes? Or any kind of party suggestion. Please and thank you!:) xoxo

A Ballroom theme ALWAYS works out. Kind of like..hmm...I'd say a Masquerade type thing. You know, with the old time decorated ballroom masks! Very decorative and very elegant and it's a very flexible type thing. You can tweek it to your liking however you want! It's the easiest to tweak. SO if you are more on the dark side, like me, ((like darker, halloweenish colors)) You can make it kind of gothy. Or if you like the lighter colors, bright colors, you know, you can change it to look more ballroom-ish. It is really interesting and people will enjoy it! Hope I helped?

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Sophie is one of my good friends. Everytime I log onto MSN shes like "omg guess what oi" and then shes either really angry at someone or really upset. So I try to help her out in everyway possible like friends should. Trying to make her feel better and all sorts. But she never helps me out when I have a problem. Shes just like "dont worry about it, hes just a **** or somethng" and I care for her when she needs my help. I help her throught all her problems and everything and then i was angry about something one time and shes just like "you can be angry IM angry" and i was like woahhh settle down. I dont know what to do about her. And i cant get angry at her or in a fight because shes one of those people that you.. tell all your secrets to and if you get in a fight she will tell EVERYONE about EVERYTHING and my secrets cannot be told without me getting the biggest smash... what do I do ??? PLEASE HELP. sorry its long ! :P

Dude, I have a friend like this, too. Most likely, she comes to you with a different problem every day just to get attention, and if you are like me, you don't tolerate it for long. There's really nothing you can do, unless you do the same thing she's doing to you. Just say "Oh yea...he's just a ****" Hope i helped?

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my friend sophie used to be INLOVE with my brother for 2 YEARS!!! my brother has never had any interest in her what so ever. they have hooked up and had sex for all of 2 minutes.. but to him its just a fling..then she goes all crazy in love with him as soon as she gets over him. but i dont believe someone that has been in love for 2 years can get over a guy in just 1 day.. that seems highly impossible. shes always talking about him badly so all i say is 'ok' or 'hmmm' after she says somethng. then shes all like 'dont you even care what im saying..he has HURT me' and i was like hes my brother soo what do you expect me to say!? i dont really know what to do about her. shes always talking bout my brother. i said to her i didnt really wanna hear it. but its most days. does she still love him? or is she just trying to piss me off ??

Goshhh...I have so many friends like that. They ALL love my brother to death. Most likely your friend still likes him. What you need to do is kind of avoid her for a while. That's what I had to do. After a little while she'll get the clue, and if she is really your friend she will try to shape up. hope I helped?

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The man I want to marry wants a prenup. He has been married 2 times before and both of his wifes left him. He says that I dont trust him but doesnt a prenup say that he doesnt trust me to?

I'm going to tell you what my grandmother told me. "Honey, if a man wants you to sign a prenup when you get married, he expects things to fall apart." I believe this, whereas if a man does not want you to sign a prenup, he is marrying you for your love, rather than if he'll keep all his things when you leave.

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So i want to loose my leg weights i want to have nice legs, and i hate the curves i geuss there called on your legs i just like my legs to be straight up with a little curve to them so my question is how to make my hips smaller?
I am 13 about 5,5 or 5,6 i weigh sadly 148:(
And i have stretch marks on my thighs the so frekin ugly and i hate them how do you get rid of thoughs ugly ass things:(

You are 13 child...now I'm not going to use that as an excuse for you to not lose weight, I hate when people do that. But most likely, It is just your body build. You have to think about it, you are 5'5 and since you are a little thicker for that height, it is probably your natural body build. Girl I know people my age that weigh WAY more than 148. I'm pretty skinny, but i have stretch marks on my hips. I have no clue why....Buuuuuuut I can give you some tips. Of course exercise, but use exercises that are solely for the purpose of getting rid of leg and thigh fat. Jumping jacks of course and throw in some crunches. Eat healthier! Lots of vegetables, especially the green ones. Some people don't like to workout because they are stuck on the tv, if you want to watch tv, workout during the show :] Do this for a couple of weeks and you should at least lose 1-3 or 4 pounds a week or every two weeks if you do this right. And remember, just plain old jumping jacks can do alot for your legs and thighs. Hope i helped?

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HI!

I have a formal dance and a black strapless dress to wear to it. Now the dress is perfect! Buuuut... I have an issue. I did my hair up, and down and I have changed looking at them so many times that now they both look bad to me. Can anyone tell me which way you have work your hair to a formal dance and how you would do yours if you were me? All I am asking is if I should wear it up or down, but if you have some cool styles you would like to suggest then please send links so I can see them.

Thank you!

well it depends on how long your hair is. when you go strapless, its always nice to wear your hair down, so your shoulders wont look terribly squared. For your hair, put a part on the top right ((or left)) of your head. Brush your hair straight down, but curl it! Not too much, just at the ends and your bangs! Hope I helped!

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