i smoked weed last night, about a bowl's worth. and my parents just informed me that i need to get a job, asap. so how do i clean my system quickly? thanks.
THC is stored in fat cells and released back into the blood stream, but there's a max your body can put into storage in a 24 hour period. One bowl won't even come close to maxing that out.
Thirty to forty minutes of exercise per day (enough to work up a good sweat) plus water and diuretics will get you cleaned out pretty quickly.
Diuretics are things like anything caffeinated and cranberry juice. If you can get the exercise in the morning before you start your day it will help alot more than if you do it at night once your day is done.
If all you had in your system was that one bowl, a week tops and it'll be gone from your system enough to not show up in a urine test, which is what most jobs use. If they do a mouth swab it's less, a blood test it'll take a month, hair follicle test just look for another job. [ WittyUsernameHere's advice column | Ask WittyUsernameHere A Question ]
elw5039 answered Thursday August 12 2010, 2:17 pm: if you have to take a drug test just drink allooottt of water. Start drinkin water the night before and as long as your pee is clear your good! Ive done it a bunch of times. [ elw5039's advice column | Ask elw5039 A Question ]
sml111992 answered Thursday August 12 2010, 3:00 am: not every store do u need to get urine test done if your going to work at a hospital or in a pharmacy then yes. in that case. if you have a puff 'n stuff store around you then they have a detox thing for like 70 bucks. im sure they have an online store so maybe thats cheaper. or not that drink lots of water cranberry juice. now im going from what ive heard so hopefully it works. idk thou for sure. [ sml111992's advice column | Ask sml111992 A Question ]
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