Free AdviceGet Free Advice
Home | Get advice | Give advice | Topics | Columnists | - !START HERE! -
Make Suggestions | Sitemap

Get Advice


Search Questions

Ask A Question

Browse Advice Columnists

Search Advice Columnists

Chat Room

Give Advice

View Questions
Search Questions
Advice Topics

Login

Username:
Password:
Remember me
Register for free!
Lost Password?

Want to give Advice?

Sign Up Now
(It's FREE!)

Miscellaneous

Shirts and Stuff
Page Backgrounds
Make Suggestions
Site News
Link To Us
About Us
Terms of Service
Help/FAQ
Sitemap
Contact Us


drug testing


Question Posted Saturday November 21 2009, 9:37 pm

hi, today i just found out that i got a job at the sports authority. the only problem is im being subjected to a drug test on this coming monday. the last time i smoked marijuana was exactly 7 days ago. I am a frequent user but this past month i have not been smoking as often as usual. (lately only 1 to 2 times per week) I bought cranberry juice (not cranberry cocktail) and i went to the vitamin shoppe and bought Herbal Clean Q Carbo maximum strength detox. Do any of you have any tips on when i should drink this product and what else i could do to prepare for my drug test? Also, if i pee less than the amount they need me to and claim i cant go to the bathroom will that also help me pass the test?

[ Answer this question ]
Want to answer more questions in the Miscellaneous category?
Maybe give some free advice about: Random Weirdos?


WittyUsernameHere answered Sunday November 22 2009, 5:50 pm:
Lets say your test is at 10 am monday. I'd be up at 7 am drinking the detox stuff. You aren't going to be able to actually clean your system out, but with preparation you might have a half a shot.

Drink your stuff by 7:30 and start with the diuretics, coffee, Dr. Pepper, anything with caffeine. Ideally you piss three times before your test. Once when you wake up before you drink, and twice after you drink the detox stuff. Your goal is that number four is the test. By then, your body has had plenty of time to cycle urine.

Don't eat anything, and if you like black coffee I highly recommend drinking that and only that before the test, but soft drinks will work. The less you give your body to process, the slower your metabolism, the less of anything but water there will be when you take your test.

Avoiding the test won't work, they will reschedule or not hire you.

[ WittyUsernameHere's advice column | Ask WittyUsernameHere A Question
]




Cobain91 answered Sunday November 22 2009, 3:39 am:
ok well unlike the past two people i will actually answer your question :)

you should follow the directions on the detox bottle, when i had to take a drug test for a job i drank the detox when i woke up then filled the bottle up twice with watter and drank it. you have to pee 5 times before your pee will test as clean. not a little pee like a normal amoount 5 times, also after about 8 hrs your pee will go back to testing positive so make sure your test isnt more than 8 hrs from the 5th time you pee. only drink water and the less you eat the better, dont starve yourself just dont eat a ton. dont drink a ton of water after the 5th or 6th time you pee because then the test might come back deluted, but still drink water. and dont just pee a little bit because it shouldnt matter how much.

this worked for me :)
i hoped i helped

- jordyn

[ Cobain91's advice column | Ask Cobain91 A Question
]



xosodapopx3 answered Saturday November 21 2009, 11:06 pm:
they will still detect the marijuana. A good idea would be to not use drugs anymore :-). They dont just give drug tests for nothing, they do it because they want to have "clean" people representing them, I wouldnt want someone who used marijuana/any drug to work for me or represent me. Im not trying to be harsh, its just the truth.

To be clear, I used the term "clean" as clean of drug abuse. And if there was nothing wrong with smoking marijuana, then it would not be illegal


[Link](Mouse over link to see full location)


[Link](Mouse over link to see full location)

[ xosodapopx3's advice column | Ask xosodapopx3 A Question
]



the_unexpected answered Saturday November 21 2009, 10:44 pm:
I'm sorry to say but if you smoke 1 to 2 times per week, the test can trace back up to a month of marijuana use. They need a very small amount so they probably won't believe that you can't fill up the cup. I know this isn't what you want to hear but odds are you're not passing that test.

[ the_unexpected's advice column | Ask the_unexpected A Question
]

More Questions:

<<< Previous Question: google and other seach engines are not working
Next Question >>> Looking at me while dancing with another girl? Help please

Recent popular questions:
Want to give advice?

Click here to start your own advice column!

What happened here with my gamer friends?

All content on this page posted by members of advicenators.com is the responsibility those individual members. Other content © 2003-2014 advicenators.com. We do not promise accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any advice and are not responsible for content.

Attention: NOTHING on this site may be reproduced in any fashion whatsoever without explicit consent (in writing) of the owner of said material, unless otherwise stated on the page where the content originated. Search engines are free to index and cache our content.
Users who post their account names or personal information in their questions have no expectation of privacy beyond that point for anything they disclose. Questions are otherwise considered anonymous to the general public.

[Valid RSS] eXTReMe Tracker