schwartz answered Wednesday April 23 2008, 6:06 pm: You can go to the drug store or department store or tanning booth, but you'll look like an orange oompa loompa. Honestly, only natural tans look good. One winter I wanted to do a tanning lotion, and I thought I looked great, and everyone told me I was orange. But when it's on you, you don't see it. So don't do it. Wait for summer. [ schwartz's advice column | Ask schwartz A Question ]
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