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guys always yell perverted things to me
guys always yell perverted things to me like "you wanna fuck tonight?" or "hey wanna give me head?!" whats some good comebacks that i can say to them?
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guys are dorks. (haha - sorry, guys!). just roll your eyes at them and ignore them. if you say anything back, or act mad or offended, they'll just think it's funny and do it even more. it's best to just ignore them (but you can secretly take it as a compliment and be glad that you've "got it"! ha ha!).
Speaking of comebacks... you may have seen this before, but if not... it's pretty funny:
Female Comebacks
Man:Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If they ask if you'll give them head, say: "Sorry, I hear it's dangerous to stick small objects in my mouth!"
-It's probably best not to say anything, though.
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no go fuck yourself=]
or.. how about no?
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Ugh thats always creepy. You should probabaly not say anything cuz that will feed them to say more, but i would just laugh or be like "sorry im not desperate".
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haha dont even worry about them. boys tend to be stupid sometimes. if you really want to get them ticked off dont pay any attention to them. boys hate that
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So gross. Quick one liners are probably the best.
"Sorry hun, do you really think I'd want to spend time with you?"
"Seriously you're not worth my time."
"Wow, are you that pathetic that you need to ask that?"
Stuff like that. It'll shut them up and all.
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